KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS  11:41 am May 30, 2012

Let Us All Give A Standing Ovation To This Darling Four-Year-Old Wishing Homos To Hell

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Here is beautiful Billy LucasThere are many wonderful gospel and blues songs from and about Indiana, like this one, which you could be singing for the rest of the day! Or you could watch this tiny tyke sing about homos going to H-E-L-L. (Of course the child does not say “hell,” because that would be indecent.) So, great job in raising a child decently, for Jesus, bizarrely tall and beefy and clean-cut fellows at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana, who jump up to applaud! (Anybody else get the feeling all those dudes are either former Secret Service or future Tim McVeighs? Sup? Is Indiana the new Montana/Idaho/other awesome militia spot? Maybe the ATF could check into that when they’ve got a minute?) From Joe.My.God.


Children singing in Church to enthusiastic… by f100001838231867

Coincidentally, Dan Savage notes that Greenburg was the town where Billy Lucas killed himself after being hounded for being gay, two years ago — which in fact led Savage to start It Gets Better. We are very glad that the Apostolic Truthers learned a lesson about humanity from Lucas’s sad death.

Here, let’s wash your ears.

You’re welcome. [Joe.My.God]

 
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bagofmice May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

Ah, the sounds of my youth.

LettucePrey May 30, 2012 at 11:51 am

Indeed. The memories are washing over me like razor blades in a sand storm. Praise Jebus.

smashaduck May 30, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Upfisted. Cause, yeah. Same here.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Me too. These people are the reason I love "goddamn" so much.

ManchuCandidate May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

It's not like anyone intelligent or wise actually wants to stay in Greenburg.

Chow Yun Flat May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

Indiana is the new Indiana. They were a stronghold of the Ku Klux Klan–perhaps the state Klan with the most power–in the 1920s. Things haven't changed much.

Indiana Klan

WunkRocker May 30, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Worst state's drivers I've ever encountered. And leaving the bible belt south to drive through Indianapolis 3 times in 4 day I'd have to say those are some pretty Jesus-y folks up there.

supernoun May 30, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Truth! It was only this year that the grand dragon or wizard or whatever he's called resigned. And he lives 20 minutes from my house in the industrialized (post-industrial, rly) part of northern Indiana! THIS STATE IS SO GREAT OMG

nounverb911 May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

Can we give Indiana back to the Indians?

Swampgas_Man May 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm

They haven't suffered enough?

DaRooster May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

Keep fucking that chicken poisoning them children.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I get the feeling this kid is already a victim of something far worse than a little mental poison

Mahousu May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

Is Indiana the new Montana/Idaho/other awesome militia spot?

No, it's more like the original one.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

There's been quite a diaspora over the last century.

Barb May 30, 2012 at 11:45 am

He's wearing a sweater vest. He's already a homo.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:09 pm

RICK SANTORUM LI–

Oh.

Wile E. Quixote May 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Damn! You beat me to it.

supernoun May 30, 2012 at 12:45 pm

It's too late to turn back now; I believe, I believe, I believe that kid is a homo

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 11:45 am

Cute kid. Betcha he ends up….

weejee May 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

With his picture on the Post Office wall. Although there is a strong likelihood Post Offices will be extinct by then.

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 12:26 pm

…on the bottom.

jakegittes May 30, 2012 at 1:33 pm

. . . with his end up.

Chet Kincaid May 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

….gay-married to that lisping right-wing kid from a couple years ago?

Fare la Volpe May 30, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I'm sure their parents will approve: at least they're both white.

johnnymeatworth May 30, 2012 at 11:45 am

For a more moral "Amercia…."

Not_So_Much May 30, 2012 at 11:46 am

Kids seems young to already be in a closeted, self-loathing shame spiral. I'm sure his parents are fun to party with though.

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 11:46 am

♫Yes, Jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus love me.
Yes Jesus loves me.
Unless I'm homo.♪♫

mrpuma2u May 30, 2012 at 11:46 am

Ugh. Haters gonna hate. What's the next new low for Xtians, ringing church bells as a signal to slaughter Hugonauts? Oh wait, did that already. Systematic hiding and shuffling around of pedophiles? Nope already did that….
Thank jeebus that while they indoctrinate this young person with hate, they are teaching him not to swear.

MissTaken May 30, 2012 at 11:47 am

If Obama wasn't such a politicizer he would've given Indiana the Medal of Freedom for this.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Would you settle for the Meth-al of Freedom?

Ryy May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

Klassy

An_Outhouse May 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Needa moar KKK's.

Nostrildamus May 30, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Needs more Ks.

freakishlywrong May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

Indiana. Chock full of self-hating, homophobic, religious homos.

Goonemeritus May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

My first girl friend psychically cheated on me with Bobby Sherman, thanks for opening an old wound.

gullywompr May 30, 2012 at 11:56 am

Yeah, I wanted Peter Frampton to die.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That's nothing. Barry Manilow stole mine.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Got you all beat. kd lang.

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 12:18 pm

You guys pick some chicks that listen to real shitty music. I don't like that KD Lang dude's music.

ttommyunger May 31, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Judging from the way he wiggles around, I'm guessing he's a bum lay. Looks like he's got pinworms.

ThankYouJeebus May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

Ladies and gentlemen, the next Adam Lambert!

mrpuma2u May 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Thank you, you hippy socialist bum zombie saviour you, that is freekin' (wouldn't want to swear) win!

Ruhe May 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

Oh, there still just butt-hurt from when that queer dude in the straw hat conned them into buying all them tubas and uniforms. So now all gays must pay.

FraAnima May 30, 2012 at 11:56 am

Friends, either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by a homo in your community.

Ruhe May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Freaking brilliant!

FraAnima May 30, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I just LOVE musical theater…wait, what?

Wile E. Quixote May 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I'll have you know that there are thousands of straight men who love musical theatre, thousands of us! Many of us also like the Pet Shop Boys too and have "Welcome to the Sodom and Gomorrah Show" T-shirts from their 2006 concert tour. So there.

BerkeleyBear May 30, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I'm talking about Penis, just wriggling around. With a capital P, and that rhymes with T and stands for Teabagging.

FraAnima May 30, 2012 at 1:20 pm

And all the townfolk chant in the background "Penis, penis, penis, penis…".

Wile E. Quixote May 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Oh, and if you haven't watched Seth MacFarlane sing his version of "Trouble in River City" about the dangers of "reality television" you really should. He's quite fabulous.

__kth__ May 30, 2012 at 12:44 pm

In the uncut version, the 76 trombones are all rusty.

Trannysurprise May 30, 2012 at 11:49 am

It was a little pitchy dawg. At this level if you want to win you really have to bring the racism and hate in tune.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 11:49 am

I just noticed that the new shouty headlines on our Wonkette are italicized on the main page but are the more traditional straight up and down on the individual pages. I wonder why that is. Is this some kind of dog whistle that I don't hear?

Blueb4sunrise May 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm

It's has something to do with Poland.

WhatTheHeck May 30, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Its the new computer worm/virus looking for any information on our hard drives to see if we are homo. What it does is it takes our Italic type and makes it straight.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:22 pm

But I like my font hanging right!

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Stop politicizing headlines!

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 11:49 am

HOW ADORABLE!!! Wait…what did that kid just sing?

LettucePrey May 30, 2012 at 11:50 am

Man. The other side really does think of the children. In the worst way.

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Only once they're born.

freakishlywrong May 30, 2012 at 11:50 am

WWJBF?

gingerland62 May 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Mary Magdeline? If bf means what i think.

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 11:51 am

And last week, that dude who cheered so enthusiastically raped a cub scout in the back room of that very church.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Doesn't count, not a consenting adult. That would be sick.

YasserArraFeck May 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

Excuse me while I vomit on my keyboard

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Can you save some of that? I might need it if I run out.

FraAnima May 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

I'm just wondering if a lever action 30-30 plus a sidearm is sufficient defense against these fucktards, or if I need to reinstate my search for the "best" semi-automatic battle rifle. I thought that a band saw was a better investment, but now I'm not so sure.

chascates May 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

America is not America unless we have some minority group to victimize. Unfortunately for these people it's going to be white, right-wing evangelicals in about 40 years.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 11:59 am

According to those people, they've already been the victims for the last half-century.

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I say we get a good running head start on it.

Wile E. Quixote May 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Well that gives me something to look forward to when I'm in my mid eighties.

spinozasgod May 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

we aren't going to last that long

Hacklebarney May 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Oh please, please let this be so.

boobookitteh May 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

Jesus disagrees.

Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.
1 John 3:15

Beowoof May 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Well there you go with stuff actually in the Buybull again. Like any of these folks have read it.

boobookitteh May 30, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Reading is for socialists and queers.

I wish Jesus was real and would come back and bitch slap these assholes like he did with the moneychangers in the Temple.

Oblios_Cap May 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Nobody pays any attention to what he has to say.

boobookitteh May 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Why would they? He was a brown skinned socialist. Probably born in Kenya. I need to see a long form Bethlehem birth certificate.

Guppy May 30, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Jesus, shmesus. Paul is the only one that matters.

Chichikovovich May 30, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Don't forget "Mr. Revelation" John the Divine. (Not, I hasten to add, the same as John the Apostle or John the author of the gospel.)

spinozasgod May 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I wish they had figured that out at the council of nicea

Gunner Asch May 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm

I'da thunk it was Peter

fartknocker May 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

He'll be spending his summer with Grandma Mema in Alabama.

Barb May 30, 2012 at 11:54 am

Nothing is cuter than when you dress your little prosti-tot up and get him to sing about sex in a church. He's a wheelchair and a mermaid suit away from being Bette Midler.

ManchuCandidate May 30, 2012 at 11:55 am

Or 40 years away from being found in a hotel with a pair of male hookers and a pound of meth.

YasserArraFeck May 30, 2012 at 11:55 am

From the "Apostolic Truth Tabernacle" web site:
"Welcome to Apostolic Truth Tabernacle – where our doors are open to you regardless of your background or where you are on your spiritual journey"
As long as you ain't no ass-bandit, of course.

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Dykes too. = Rights Yasser.

succalina May 30, 2012 at 1:24 pm

We should war blog that shit. Or does the editrix not allow that anymore?

Mittens Howell, III May 30, 2012 at 11:55 am

Jesus must be so proud.

CrunchyKnee May 30, 2012 at 11:56 am

Future date raper is a singing sensation!

Tommmcattt May 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm

With any luck he'll find himself as ground zero at a boykakke fest in about 17 years, while his parents think he's off on a bible retreat.

Poetic justice.

Beowoof May 30, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I think that happens at a lot of Buybull retreats.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

During my occasional work visits to Indy/Kokomo, I've noticed that the bootprint of Jesus lies heavily upon the land. Half the billboards are about hating on abortion, and even the fucking optional license plates that say "In God We Trust" seem to be on the majority of the vehicles. I thought things were bad here in Texas, but I feel like I gain three centuries as soon as we're wheels up out of IND.

BerkeleyBear May 30, 2012 at 12:18 pm

The In God We Trust plates were made the free default at first, before the ICLU sued the state for 1st Amendment violations, so a shitload of people got them without ever asking or caring about it. So while the state is full of frothing pro-Jeebus loonies, the plates aren't evidence of volume as much as disinterest.

BaldarTFlagass May 30, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Too bad you can't get them customized, I'd go for something like "In Larry We Trust."

freakishlywrong May 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

These people make Carrie's mother look tolerant.

SheriffRoscoe May 30, 2012 at 11:58 am

Heaven will be an eternity spent with these people enjoying their sweet music and cheesy faux-greco-roman architecture. So sad I'm going to miss out.

LettucePrey May 30, 2012 at 11:59 am

Poor kid is going to be fucked up for decades, if he ever gets over it.
Just wait until he hits puberty. I guarantee he’ll one parent-hating gay atheist.

Guppy May 30, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Wonkette Long-Term Betting Pool–His freshman year at Liberty University will be highlighted by:Alcohol poisoningA pregnancyBoth

sharethegrief May 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I look at the sweet face of Billy Lucas and it makes me so sad that I'm having trouble snarking to this.

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm

New Rule: If you're going to bash gays you have to understand what homosexuality is.

Buckminster May 30, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Ya think?

WABishop May 30, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Oh, no doubt they know what it is to be a homosexual.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Hell does have a nice blues festival, we should note

MosesInvests May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs to meeee….

Guppy May 30, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I was gonna say, Leni can't do shit with a cell phone camera.

SorosBot May 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Brainwashing your kids into hate and bigotry is a family value!

freakishlywrong May 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Thank Jebus I drove across the country when I graduated. There are just huge swaths of this place I simply can't go to anymore. Can you imagine your car breaking down in that town?

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm

"Stranger, we'll sell you th' carburetor, but yer on yer own after that, an' you have til sundown…"

Biel_ze_Bubba May 31, 2012 at 10:32 am

Sounds like the next Stephen King novel.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Greensburg is so fucked up, their trees grow from rooftops.

weejee May 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Dr. Johnson had it wrong. He needed to include organized religion in his last refuge of the scoundrels.

Baconzgood May 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I've seen some shitty low-fi camcorder videos on Wonkette. That douch bag kid singing on Mt. Rushmore, the Sara Palin people, etc. etc. But this is the worst thing I've ever seen posted.

Blueb4sunrise May 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Biel_ze_Bubba May 31, 2012 at 10:36 am

Kokomo – not so blue.

prommie May 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop shooting heroin.

Buckminster May 30, 2012 at 8:35 pm

I picked the right day to resume drinking Martinis on occasion. Like Dorothy Parker, bless her soul

Thurman Munster IV May 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Oh, for fuck's sake. Isn't this a form of child abuse?

Buzz Feedback May 30, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Jesus might consider suing for defamation.

Poindexter718 May 30, 2012 at 12:09 pm

The cute tyke in the sweater will be belting out showtunes, sipping mineral water and urging his parents to get dimmers by the time he's 11.

cheetojeebus May 30, 2012 at 12:14 pm

uh…….ok.

UW8316154 May 30, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Needs moar lisp.

Wonderthing May 30, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Children are so cute when they're being used as racist or homophobic tools.

SorosBot May 30, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Since I figure we should reference Dylan in each post in honor of his Medal of Freedom, that poor kid is probably doomed; he's only a pawn in their game.

Beowoof May 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I can hear the kid singing in 15 years, lay Larry lay, lay across my big brass bed.

Nopantsmcgee May 30, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Fuck you, Indiana. Just fuck you.

Chow Yun Flat May 30, 2012 at 12:26 pm

William Cumback is listed as one of the notable former residents of Greensburg. Shame his parents didn't name him Richard.

Nick May 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm

I'm from Greensburg. It has a tree growing out of the courthouse tower, and that used to be the quirk that everyone noticed. I have a tattoo of that tower and tree to remind me that I'll always be from that little town. There are two little coffeehouses, the first in town; I was back home briefly last year, and was the first person ever to order tea at the one on the square.

I mean, it's not, you know, like this. I made a comment to my maternal grandmother once that sounded to her like I was saying people weren't born gay, and she immediately laid into me. I wasn't, I was talking about some pre-natal science I'd heard about, but it sounded to her like something she'd heard from friends and family about her son, my uncle, over and over, and she was not going to let that get by without being addressed. I had a hell of a time explaining myself–her Donnie was a *gift* to her, and no one was going to tell her otherwise, least of all her grandson. It's not all like this, at least.

For once, I don't have to tell people where Greensburg is when they ask where I'm from.

Maman May 30, 2012 at 12:34 pm

As the gal from Tim McVeigh's hometown, I sympathize.

Exhausted66 May 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Scary Indiana, Scary Indiana…

SenileAgitation May 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Did I hear that lyric correctly, "Bible's right, somebody's wrong"? Then something about "See, but this amp goes to Eleven, bad dogs and homos don't go to Heaven"? Sorry, kid, your song sucks.

Maman May 30, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Why is it that I have a troubled teen. I didn't fuck her up like this.

gingerland62 May 30, 2012 at 3:12 pm

She's probably normal and smart enough to figure out what an effed up future she has in store, with the likes of these freaks in Indy.

Beowoof May 30, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Well there is the evidence of why meth use is and will continue to be big in the Midwest.

supernoun May 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I live in this state. Fucking Jesus Christ god damn hell, can't do it anymore

smashaduck May 30, 2012 at 12:47 pm

True story. Drove thru Indian one time. Stopped at a Steak n Shake. Took one look at the sea of aryans, and since my mom looks a little Jewey…cause of the Jewish…and I looked a lot dykey…cause of the Indigo Girls, we decided it would be best to speak German. That way maybe they'd think headquarters sent us.

Chichikovovich May 30, 2012 at 1:05 pm

What a coincidence. I was driving through Indiana with several players in my son's soccer team, back when they were about 10 -11 years old. We stopped at a Steak n Shake, ordered some heated substances for takeout, and while we were standing at the counter waiting, a Jewish kid on the team quietly sidled up to me, and whispered "that guy has a swastika on his arm". And, in fact, a guy who had just came in (who looked like a psycho-killer out of central casting) had an enormous swastika tattoo on his bicep. The couple of minutes before our food came passed very slowly.

smashaduck May 30, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Wow. Just wow.

MarionNYNY May 30, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Did they get the audience from the same Republican debate at which the crowd went wild at Texas for having the most executions? Or was it the one where they applauded for letting someone choose to die on the street without insurance? Or maybe it was the one where they enthusiastically booed the gay veteran? Or maybe they got them here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkCNBYDovx8?

randcoolcatdaddy May 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Wait …. you sure this isn't in North Carolina?

An_Outhouse May 30, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Was this a try out for the local Nazi Youth organization?

bringmeanaxe May 30, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Where are all the blah people?

Makinglifehell May 30, 2012 at 3:30 pm

In Gburg? Well, um, I think there's one or two, but they don't come out much during the day, due to the contrast and all. Nothing like being a fleck of pepper on a giant white rug.

Chet Kincaid May 30, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Ideating on the death of public figures yesterday, check; mocking kids, check; you guys were never serious about them New Rules, were you? Something something hobgoblins little minds…

Fred_Wertham_Jr May 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I prefer to think that we've corrupted our Editrix.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Chichikovovich May 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Ms. Editrix is large, and contains multitudes.

Chet Kincaid May 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Do I contradict myself? Well then, suck it!

Dildeaux May 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Is it wrong for me to wish thats childs parents to die in a fire? One wonders…

Indiana license plates display this: "I God We Trust". Yes, on a fuggin plate.

StealthMuslin May 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Needz moar drone strykz.

rickmaci May 30, 2012 at 1:46 pm

You've got to be taught
To hate and fear,
You've got to be taught
From year to year,
It's got to be drummed
In your dear little ear
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made,
And people whose skin is a different shade,
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught before it's too late,
Before you are six or seven or eight,
To hate all the people your relatives hate,
You've got to be carefully taught!

Rodgers and Hammerstein
"You've Got to Be Carefully Taught", South Pacific

owhatever May 30, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Hate to break it to you, kid, but there ain't no heaven.

Wile E. Quixote May 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Disney did a cartoon about this sort of thing and its consequences. You can watch it here if you're interested.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Pentecostals are notorious for ardently and loudly yelling for Jesus. Their outstretched hands are synonymous with charismatic sects.

When I left these horrible people, it was knowing that Jesus may never come back to them, ever, out of sheer embarrassment.

Franknflower May 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm

If this kid represents the all that is good in the universe, I officially align myself with the forces of darkness.

Makinglifehell May 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Also, too, fun fact, towns in Indiana that have a color in their name are traditionally (and ironically) considered verboten to the Cullards, as they are still called in many parts 'round here. Ah Indiana, the backwater shithole slice of Dixie that somehow emerged above the 38th parallel.

glamourdammerung May 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Religion of Peace.

spinozasgod May 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm

the Indiana plate has "In God We Trust" on it…..

lochnessmonster May 30, 2012 at 5:04 pm

What is really disturbing is the adults giving him a standing ovation in church…

spinozasgod May 30, 2012 at 5:06 pm

We keep having to expand our "crazy state" list. I'm begiining to fear that there are more of "them" than "us" and that the future for our children or, in my case, grandchildren is going to be very ugly.
I live in Wisconsin, WISCONSIN for gods sake is going RED big time, Walker is way ahead now in the polls. What if we end up under republican rule….all out…house senate presidency….. what kind of place are we becoming?
sorry, I forgot the snark

pinkoschminko May 30, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Lots of older dudes in that church…was that a NAMBLA meeting?

Buckminster May 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Who teaches a precious baby to say such evil things? I am beginning to give credence to the concept of Original Sin and believe it has to be beaten out of the crotchfruit by nuns.

Negropolis May 31, 2012 at 2:44 am

Ummm…Indiana isn't the new anything. Indiana is the same old KKK-sheltering Indiana it's always been.

Okay, so I'm going between anger and sadness that this amounts to child abuse as far as I'm concerned, and then intense laughter that the kid literally runs a rope-line of high-fives. lol I mean, it's like an SNL skit until you realize it's real life.

Until these fuckers love Jesus more than they hate gays, they can't legitimately claim him. Period. You can't have both.

ttommyunger May 31, 2012 at 8:12 pm

I'd forgotten why I drove to Indiana so many weekends from Fort Campbell for the scorching hot 'tang always ready up there. This all sort of helps explain it, I'm thinking.

actor212 May 30, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Say, is that Liberace on your iPod?

LionHeartSoyDog May 30, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Constant Craving is one of the best songs ever, in any genre.
Timeless.

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