There are many wonderful gospel and blues songs from and about Indiana, like this one, which you could be singing for the rest of the day! Or you could watch this tiny tyke sing about homos going to H-E-L-L. (Of course the child does not say “hell,” because that would be indecent.) So, great job in raising a child decently, for Jesus, bizarrely tall and beefy and clean-cut fellows at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana, who jump up to applaud! (Anybody else get the feeling all those dudes are either former Secret Service or future Tim McVeighs? Sup? Is Indiana the new Montana/Idaho/other awesome militia spot? Maybe the ATF could check into that when they’ve got a minute?) From Joe.My.God.
Coincidentally, Dan Savage notes that Greenburg was the town where Billy Lucas killed himself after being hounded for being gay, two years ago — which in fact led Savage to start It Gets Better. We are very glad that the Apostolic Truthers learned a lesson about humanity from Lucas’s sad death.
Here, let’s wash your ears.
You’re welcome. [Joe.My.God]