Romney puts his foot in his mouth, Amazon and Apple get dirty, and China hates Kanye West. What else is new?- Romney creates an app that misspells America. He just makes it so easy, doesn’t he? [Mashable]
- Amazon and Apple have the “dirtiest” “clouds,” according to Greenpeace. The more the world changes, the more it stays the same. [Washington Post]
- China is cracking down on its bloggers — usually consisting of rights advocates and rebel artists — in new and exciting ways. Meanwhile, in our country, the president tweets regularly — and it always sort of looks like the guy sitting across him from is going “and now you click the button where it says ‘tweet,’ sir.” [Slate]
- Here is an article on what great neighbors the Clintons make in their town of Chappaqua, New York. Yes, it must be nice to have famous, rich people in your town — probably especially Bill, we don’t know, read the story! (But don’t you think it’s probably especially Bill?) [New York Times]
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SLUGGO! Good morning. Enjoying the weather?
Yes, Amercia needs Mitt!
It's pronounced MRSA.
We're on our way to Amerika!
Hey, I remember that miniseries; good old-fashioned Cold War paranoia made when the Soviets were just on the verge of giving up.
You mean Amerkia.
It's a big fucking deal!
aggh. you got me while I was editing after having actually read the link.
HEHEHEHEHEH
Jump first, look later? You takes your chances. LOL!
"I’d like it also to say that the president has to spend at least three years working in IT before he could become president of the United States."
that's the United States of Amercia, MM! Jeesh, get it right.
Amercia mercia me…
Um, did you try plugging it in?
"Our economy is broken!"
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
"Oh, you have? Then turn it off again and leave it off for two minutes before you turn it back on. That didn't work? Are you sure? You are using the right password? I'm going to need to transfer you to someone with dual PhDs in electrical engineering and semiotics. I'm putting you on hold."
Are your CAPLOCKS on?
Relevant to Mittch-a-Sketch
Romney's app misspells America? Biden made an app that drops inappropriate swears in all your texts.
See above :-)
I had a bad case of amercia once, but the anti-biotics knocked it right out.
"Mr. Clinton… is a regular walker around town"
Out trolling for some strange, no doubt.
Wears a long dirty raincoat and sneakers without socks.
"Hi, there. Those are some really good looking donuts you have for sale there. Too bad I didn't bring my wallet."
Why does Willard hate AMERCIA so much?
Amercia! Isn't that what Italian kids scream instead of Uncle! when they want their older sibling to get off them?
"Where'd you get those coconuts?"
"We found them."
"What, in Amercia?!"
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know what the fuck a "cloud" is
at all
U.A.S.U.A.S. U.A.S. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has Mitt blamed Obama yet for screwing up Amercia?
Greenpeace yells at Cloud
Mick Jagger sees David Bowie canoodling with Dennis Weaver:
Hey, you, get off of McCloud!
I want to live in Amercia
everyones white, no divercia
Assholes are tight in Amercia
Sister-wives never fight, no divorcia!
Completely OT: Did anyone besides me watch the FLOTUS on Jon Stewart last night? She's impressive, smart, and articulate. What a pleasant and compassionate woman.
Just a front. She's actually trying to get us to eat better and be nicer to each other. SOCIALIZMZ.
Now FLOTUS of Amercia !
Why is she politicizing comedy?????
Bill Clinton a vegan?? Wonders never cease.
It sounds like the Clintons get invited to all the key parties.
There is no mention of Bill going to the cigar store. This is good news for everyone but late night comedy show hosts.
When he became a vegan, he switched to carrot sticks.
Good one!
I see Bill Clinton is now a vegan. Perhaps he is enjoying a little Kortney with his vegetables?
He's moved onto vegana?
China is cracking down on its bloggers — usually consisting of rights advocates and rebel artists — in new and exciting ways. Meanwhile, in our country, the president…
is cracking down on whistle-blowers and journalists, and spying on everyone without a warrant.
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And killing them with drones, as I understand it.
Fire drones?
Can we at least get a " My ripe seed is deliciously potent" alt text on that picture?
Standards, people….
Or, as Jan Brady would say, "Amercia, Amercia, Amercia"
I don't think the new kid has attended alt-text training yet.
You'd think our new communist overlord (and I think I speak for all of us when I say, we welcome her) would have formed some kind of bloggers union with an apprenticeship program.
"Amercia"
"Greenpeace’s report noted that understand the true efficiency of so-called green data center is quite hard and that metrics that many companies rely, such as Power Usage Effectiveness, are ineffective."
I seeing that proofing anything is lost arc in amercia.
There's a reason why "mobile" processors are being fitted into servers being racked into datacenters. The power management features reduces cooling costs, but is a constraint to deployment and availability.
"Romney puts his foot in his mouth" is pretty much a daily headline these days.
Does this make him a shoe in?
"Mmmmm, no tongue!" — Krusty
At least it's a white foot.
Oh yeah? Well, Obama thinks Amercia has 57 states!
Amercia … for the treatment of minor delusions of self importance and inadequacy. Use of Americia in some patients has caused minor side effects including night sweats, nausea, weight loss, panic attacks, and impotency. Amercia … for a brighter tomorrow…
Women should stay 100ft away from Amercia at all times. If pregnant, do not touch Amercia, as it may make your fetus a future socialist slut.
Amercia is made from nationalistic insecurities, cognitive dissonance, and the love of ignorance, greed and wars started for no reason. Contains almost 300million grams of haterade and douchebaggery.
If your voter's regret lasts more than 4 years, call a Democrat.
Hey, you, get off my dirty, dirty cloud.
Don't you imagine smoke breaks with Bill Clinton are more fun than normal people smoke breaks? I wonder if he goes and sits on the deck with cigars – or if Hil looks at him sideways every time. Grudge toting girls, man, I tell ya. ANYway, seems like there'd be something, I don't know, extra? about the whole thing. Dang. Now I want to smoke.
I heard that it was Gore who was always holding. True gossip.
Oh god, can you imagine Al Gore all stoned, droning (haha, get it??) on and on – that shit would be HILARIOUS.
Thats what I heard, that he was!
Gore was in Vietnam in Bien Hoa. Good shit down south.
Chinese microblogging sites seem to consist of speculation over which movie starlet has had her breasts enhanced, who is about to divorce whom and why a wealthy seeming businessman is actually broke.
Nothing like our own robust discussions protected by the First Amendment.
OT, but OMG, look at this wide-stance tea-partier: http://features.rr.com/photo/03du5ZKc0Nb20?q=Texa…
Ted Cruz is just so precious.
Fabulous!
We have as much right to pansy-pouting tea-partiers as any other state.
Clearly misspelling the name of the country he aspires to lead is a desperate pander by Willard to shore up the Quayle-Shrub-Palin Profound Dumbfuck demographic that should be in his pocket by now.
Hell, Facebook is already doing itself some censoring and the government isn't hassling it yet. Maybe they like it.
Mitt Rmoney for President of Amercia!
There goes Mitt again, trying to find common ground with the idiot GOP base.
No snark, that image of Bill Clinton on the couch raptly watching municipal board meetings on tv is inexplicably adorable.
I'm just glad to see that Seamus has found a good home with the Clintons. No more riding on the woof!
OMG! SPOILER ALERT!! Romney is going to sell our country to the land of his ancestors — Mexico!
Hey, wait a minute, you know who else had a lab retriever named Seamus?
Real Amercians will all vote for Mitt.
Mittens is always putting foot in the mouth, Bubba is always looking to put his dick in a mouth. So different, yet so much in common…
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