Who's Pumped To Spend A Week With Republicans, In Tampa, In The Summer?

There is nothing more titillating than the possibility of spending a week with wingnut delegates and Mitt Romney in plastic neon boretown Tampa, Florida, the city where oppressive humidity was invented, in August. It's everything overweight fair-skinned reporters have always dreamed of! And the Tampa Bay Host Committee has released a teaser trailer to help you boner up for all the exciting events they've got planned for Republican National Convention week: explosions, explosions, and more explosions! Maybe a lil' politics on the side too? Tampa's the place to be, in August.

Will the Republican National Convention be better thanThe Dark Knight Rises?

Just set a cap on hooker prices, please.

[via VF Daily ]