Poor awkward Mitt Romney is coming under fire from respectable Republicans like George Will and Peggy Nooner for his embarrassing habit of trotting after Donald “The Donald” Trump and constantly licking clean the small fine hairs that ring his pooper. But Mitt says he should not be embarrassed, when asked about his association with Old Grossness over there, that he has the help of a lot of “good people”!
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Donald Trump claims to be worth 3 billion dollars. That just goes to show that a good haircut costs three billion and one dollars.
How much are his bankruptcies worth?
That's assuming the stuff up there is hair. I don't think science has established that yet.
On a rich man, there are no crotch hairs that are too fine for a presidential candidate to lenguate (lingulate?) upon.
I voted for Kelly Bensimon but only cuz I've seen her nekkid.
Also, Idi Amin. Whom I have not seen nekkid.
I watched "The King of Scotland" nekkid. And I saw a guy playing Idi Amin. Izzat the same?
I voted for Richard Hatch- only now I think he is the Survivor tax evader- not the guy from BattleStar Galactica
Gary Busey libel?
For Romney, "good people" are men like Trump and himself who were born into ludicrous wealth yet somehow consider themselves to have earned their fortunes.
…and decided to share some of that money with Mitt Romney.
"Rich assholes are good people too, my friend."
And they are just the right height.
"I need to get 50.1 percent or more and I'm appreciative to have the help of a lot of good people."
Someone slept through the 2000 election, didn't he?
And through his own polling, apparently.
I already tweeted him to tell him the magic number is 270 and not 50.1% You're welcome, Mitt!
You confuse the issues with your liberal "facts"?
The magic number is actually 5.
You weren't supposed to tell him!
None of them, Katie.
Today's headline: POMPOUS RICH WINDBAGS ARE ATTRACTED TO POMPOUS RICH WINDBAGS
Tomorrow's headline: SUN RISES IN EAST AND SETS IN WEST
I know exactly two people on that list.
God I'm young.
I know exactly three people on that list. And two of them are Idi Amin. God I'm old.
I counted Amin as one.
Ah. So maybe I'm actually young!
yes we know that.
Nuge. The Nuge is good people. You know, the one who compared POTUS to a "coyote pissing on your couch" and asked Obama respectfully to "suck on his machine gun". He's another stand-up Mittens supporter.
True, in fact, if you even think it''s NOT true, Nuge will suck your pecker and rape your female producer.
Let's just be honest and frank: Ted Nugent is nothing more than a goat fucking piece of shit. He claims to be this great American when in reality he's nothing more than a well armed version of Hank Williams Jr. I take a Nugent every morning.
Richard Hatch? Is Romney gonna pal around with people that played terrorists?
If Hatch has money, Hatch is "good people" to Romney … until, that is, someone advises him that Hatch is gay. Then Romney doubles up on the magic underwear.
Dick Cheney is not a member of The Good People club.
The Mitt Romney Good People Club is very different than the Humans Living On Planet Earth Good People Club.
I feel good that I have no idea who several of those people are – and ashamed that I have heard of some of them, despite avoiding all reality TV crap.
I know them all. I'm so gross.
I recognize Richard Hatch from BSG. And Snooki only from comments on Wonkette. I don't know if I ever heard of the others.
So who are Puck from The Real World (well, besides someone from The Real World), Janice Dickinson, Richard Hatch and Kelly Bensimon?
I actually know the first one. Puck was the skeevy, homophobic skateboard punk (from a wealthy family) who got his skeevy, homophobic butt kicked off the show in the first season of The Real World.
Puck was on the Real World SF. He was a gross bike messenger who would pick his scabs and boogers and wipe them all over the house while making fun of Pedro who was dying of AIDS.
Janice Dickinson is 'the world's first supermodel' who was a judge on America's Next Top Model with Tyra Banks. She's a bitch.
Richard Hatch won the first Survivor by being naked and figuring out that if you form an alliance you can win by being smarter than everyone else. He decided he was too smart to pay taxes on his winnings and went to jail.
Kelly Bensimon was on Real Housewives on NYC and got into it with Bethanny Frankel of Skinnygirl fame.
Told you, I suck.
This will decide if you truly suck:
Who are these people?
1. Tiffany Pollard
2. Scott Disick
3. Drita D'Avanzo
4. Angelina Pivarnick
Aw, you don't suck; I still knew half the people, and knowledge, even of shitty reality shows, is nothing to be ashamed of.
Mittbott 3000 system error 404: Sense of Shame program installed incorrectly
Dick Cheney Libel!
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I was gonna click on "Puck." But then I realized The Real World, not Midsummer Night's Dream.
Romney should know from good people. Carnivorous predator that he is. Look at his choppers sometime.
So many shitheels, so little time….
Aww man, I just heard my father's voice again when I saw that word "Shitheels." My father cursed in some variant version of English, Bayonne-ese, I think. There were 'shitsticks" too, and lots of people who should go "shit up a rope."
Would have prolly liked your dad.
My dad is more of a "fuckstick" kind of guy. Or "dickweed," if there are ladies present.
Is it a WW II thing?
Not sure. My pops was Korea/Cold War/Vietnam era.
The first "Richard Hatch" that popped into my head was the one from the original Battlestar Galactica. Apparently he is still around. I have now dated my poor self as an oldz. So sue me.
He's actually a pretty good actor.
And started as a skilled pianist*, I've just learned! Multi-talented and under-rated.
*reminds me of our own rileywaggs at play~ **
** (linked vid may or may not work)
He took over for Michael Douglas in Streets of San Francisco.
Now that *is* a show I vaguely remember being on the family t.v. evenings when I was super small — but since we had relocated from Palo Alto, CA to S.C. at the time the show premiered [1972], those views of the Golden Gates in the opening credits got my attention — and not much else, but I'm gobsmacked to see it mentioned again. If the show was any good I'll hope it's available on hulu or somewheres to re-familiarize myself.
Say what you want about Mittens, but he stands by his friends no matter how short-fingered or batshit insane they are.
Unless they're gay, and Bryan Fisher gets a hair up his ass.
I miss Spy so bad.
You know, the old saying, birds of a feather (especially now given what we know about penguins).
"Good people" are born on 3b and think they hit a triple.
I did sort of love George Will's takedown, especially because of how difficult it is to find a Republican he isn't in love with.
And, I mean, he was right, here: Trump is pretty much definitive proof that not only does money not by class, it's also not the inevitable consequence of intellect, hard work, or moral virtuosity.
And, since so much of Mittens's attempt to shift the discussion about his tremendous wealth to how being "successful" automatically makes him a good candidate, for reasons, the fact that Trump is still around, at all, starts to cut at the Mittens campaign message in much the same way that adopting Sarah Palin as a running-mate completely undercut the erstwhile McCain campaign's somewhat-effective "experience" narrative.
I had to side with Will on that one, since Trump didn't shy away from resorting to making fun of Will's haircut.
Yea, there was a case of the pot calling the kettle "nearer"…
More like the pot calling an alabaster serving tray —
also too, *buy.
And spellcheck does not by spelling.
Build a great big large fence, 150 or 100 miles long, put all the homophones in there. And have that fence electrified till they can’t get out. Feed them. And you know what? In a few years they’ll die out.
One does not have opportunity to employ "erstwhile " oft.
"Money don't care who has it."
the fact that Trump is still around, at all, starts to cut at the Mittens campaign message
May it be a death by a thousand cutz. 殺千刀, too, also.
We in NY/NJ/CT have had to put up with 'news' about this poser since the late 70's. The mid-town NYC and Jersey City skylines are filled with his 'towers' all completed after he filed bankruptcy to get out of 'onerous impediments' like union contracts and zoning awards. When Romney goes down I hope they duke it out for the last cookie on the plate but I'm sure they will hire lawyers to do it who in turn will run up a large debt and file bankruptcy.
They had a really interesting show on PBS over the weekend about his go-to architect, Costas Kondylis, who now has the distinction of having designed more buildings in NYC than anyone else.
All of them phugly, but especially Trump Place over by the Hudson River.
Step 1: Hire contractor
Step 2: Withhold payment after the work is done, on some pretense of a flaw or dissatisfaction
Step 3: Bring spurious lawsuit, force little-guy contractor to settle for 50 cents on the dollar.
Step 4: repeat ad infinitem.
In AC, his suppliers all demand COD, noone in their right mind gives Trump 30 days.
When MrLimeyLizzie and I were apartment shopping several years ago , the broker took us to some Trump monstrosity and MrLL, being a designer, was nearly ill and refused to look at anything other then the kitchen, claiming he had a "design headache".
Did it have an exterior wall?
It seems half of all of Trump's residential nightmares are waiting for completion due to 'when the real estate market improves.'
It was by the river, it was unbelievably vile .
When I read that list, all I could think of was all of these people are richer than I am and Idi Amin would be the only one I would have dinner with.
Oh — Pamela Gellar, Jerome Corsi and — how about that dead guy? Either Andrew Breitbart or JT Ready will suffice.
If Trump had any hair on his ass, he would have had it transplanted to his head long ago. In fact, that explains a lot.
It's such a waste. You know how much good could come from my dumbass having as much money as he claims to? I'm telling ya – there would be happy people alllll OVER the god damned place. But that's just me. I'm a giver.
As I say whenever a friend is astonished at the inability of some rich bastard to spend money on anything but himself: They don't get to be rich bastards by being generous.
Write in: Ron Artest
Metta Thrown Elbow
Romney's dad was born in Messico, so that means Mitt is not eligible to be president. We need to see the birf certificate.
It's here.
Most excellent, actually LOL'd.
But Mitt is WHITE.
Looks like Dame Peggers is getting lifted more than the hoist at Jiffy Lube. She's looking moar like the Queen of Face Lifts Joan Rivers every day.
[ may need brain bleach if you click the clickie ]
She is almost the same age as Audrey Hepburn was when she died.
Not to say Noonan should die. But that she should learn to age gracefully.
you forgot Valeria Bertinelli….the biggest monster of them all.
Dennis Rodman and Meta World Peace
Aw, it's too cute to watch Romney take off his magical underwear for the Trump Bump.
Don's salt of the earth… in an open wound.
Survey needz moar Hitler!
Sayyyyyy, you know who else had the help of a lot of "good people"?
Pharoah?
The Donner party?
(Though perhaps "delicious" is more apt than just "good".)
cf also, the Andes survivors.
Where they the Andes Sisters?
"The Donner party?"
For some reason, I get this mental image of the restuarant hostess calling them for their open table.
Susie Essman did that joke. Also, "Jesus, party of thirteen. Last call!"
Didn't Robin Williams first do that in a movie? Maybe "Patch Adams"?
The band Yes?
They didn't help, though. They just turned their heads each day.
so satisfied
Charlie Brown's Christmas tree?
Henry Hill?
Charles Manson?
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
What? Oh. Wrong Puck.
Not owning a television set has a lot of advantages. I recognize Idi Amin (both times), Snooki is on TeeVee a lot plus on the cover of every magazine in the supermarket and Janet Dickerson was a Playmate or soft core porn actress–or both–many years ago.
Mitt isn't twice as bad as a mass murdering dictator but he is probably worse than all the others put together.
At first glance,I thought the headline on this post was "Hello Scurvy!" and that the Editrix was going all Benincasa on us.
Who else is "good people?" Puck, obvs.
Mitt R-Money only gives rim jobs to Rich People.
If you're middle-class, he will buy your company, steal your pension money and then destroy your life by bankrupting your employer, sucker…
Romney: "So, Don, just between us super rich white guys, what's the solid proof you have that will convince everyone that the President was not born in America?"
The Donald: "I'm donating a lot of dollars to your SuperPAC, Mitt. Congratulations."
Romney: "Who's on Celebrity Apprentice this season? Isn't it fun to say 'You're Fired!'"
Forgot leaving the country if Mitt-bot is elected. I'm leaving the fucking planet!
better watch out donald. mittens has issues with weird hairstyles.
I don't really need to know the answer, but do you suppose his pooper has a combover also?
"…his embarrassing habit of trotting after Donald “The Donald” Trump and constantly licking clean the small fine hairs that ring his pooper."
Never read our Wonket at lunch, never read our Wonket at lunch…
Mr. Combover is daft and dull.
Give me a challenge!
1. New York
2. Knocked up one of the Kardashian sisters a couple of times
3. Mob Wives
4. Was actually too lame for the Jersey Shore and hated by everyone. She even hit Pauly D once!
That shit was just a warm-up
1. Evan Marriott
2. Ashley Broad
3. Reza Farahan
4. Kasey Kahl
Ooh, Ooh, pick me, I know these
1. Joe Millionaire
2. One of those pawn shop shows
3. Shahs of Sunset
4. Contestant on The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad
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