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Your Morning Braintrust: Of Course Those Gays Should Be In The Pen So No More Gay Babies Can Be Born

I'm a mean dumb cuntTowleroad, having brought us the original “let’s round up the queers and put them behind an electric fence until they die,” follows up with this extraordinarily delightful video of Anderson Cooper — hmmmm! — explaining to this mean dumb cow about where gay babies come from, and also The Holocaust. She ain’t changin’ her mind, she knows what she is tryin’ to say, and that is … oh, nonsense. It is the most deliriously meanspirited and ignorant and meth-brained shit you will hear for some time, and it just might make your whole day.

Here, have some lady, and Anderson Cooper’s face.

[Towleroad]

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273 comments

  1. Barb

    Shut up BITCH. If it weren't for gay people you fat chicks would have no one to dance with.

      1. a_pink_poodle

        Oh you shouldn't chase them. Being mean to them is one thing but chasing them to keep the deluge of meanness coming is a bit too far.

    1. natoslug

      It's not her size that makes her unfuckable, it's the shit that keeps spewing out of her mouth. Well, that and her pinched-up, hideous face.

    1. Buckminster

      Hey, I got a friend with a several-ton loader. Maybe he could be persuaded?

      Naw, he's a REAL Christian and would never kill. Guess it's up to you godless heathens and your crowbars and fancy-pants, liberal solutions.

      Now to the real question: Who hit Gramma with the ugly stick?

        1. HateMachine

          That's no way to live. Disaster Area's roadies have the highest mortality rate of any real or imagined profession in the galaxy. The real money is being Disaster Area's accountant.

      1. C_R_Eature

        Hey, if you can't see it it won't eat you. It's in the Guide so it must be true.

        1. sullivanst

          This I know, but if it ever finds out you compared it to the interviewee above, it'll eat your grandmother.

          1. C_R_Eature

            Well for Zark's sake don't tell it! That would but me in deep Belgium for sure!

      1. C_R_Eature

        It really worked great, up until that execrable Barrett-Walker debate.

        Now, I must drink.

    1. tessiee

      Because Ronnie Raygun discovered that kissing up to them = lotsa political power, and they've been allowed to run unchecked ever since?

      1. HogeyeGrex

        Alas, we have a much longer history of Reese's Church 'n' State cups than that.

        Hell, the Pilgrims bailed out of England because they were basically considered mentally ill for their beliefs. We've been trying to come to our senses ever since, with varying degrees of success.

        Aside from the occasional setback, the arc has been in the right direction, if slow. We don't publicly burn people nearly as often now.

  2. bureaucrap

    This is why North Carolina cannot have nice things.

    Except the Democratic Convention. Oops.

  3. jjdaddyo

    I just don't get it. As a "Christian", with all the fucked up things in the world that Jesus warned you about like war, famine, poverty, people just plain being mean to each other, THIS is what you want to get upset about? Maybe you guys will die out first. I hope.

    1. CommieLibunatic

      Like Bush and Lewis Black said, everything would change if we just stopped the queers. Everyone would have a 3,000 kilowatt hour solar panel, the lion would lay down with the lamb, the DJI would soar to 20,000, and the Sunnis and Shiites would lay down their arms. God would be in his Heaven, and all would be right in the world, if only we could stop those dastardly queers.

  4. prommie

    Alas for the South, her books have grown fewer, she never was much given to literature. Or art, history, philosophy, science, technology. . . .

    1. Chichikovobarb

      Thanks to this post, prommie, I have been introduced to the marvel that is the poetry of J. Gordon Coogler, previously unknown to me. I will be forever in your debt.

      1. prommie

        Well now I will have to go take a lookie, I only knew it from the Mencken quote in The Sahara of the Bozart.

  5. smashaduck

    And put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. Proverbs 23:2 Take that out of context. Oh no, it's in context.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      knife to the throat, fork to the lips…it all means "good eatin'" to this lady.

      1. widestanceromance

        Little known secret is that while we gestate in our behinds, gaybies tear their way out the taint, which is why we recruit fresh straight babies to keep our kind going.

  6. ChernobylSoup

    Somebody made a stupid, ugly, and mean tree hybrid. She fell from the top and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

    1. OldWhiteLies

      You know what's interesting – NC used to be the progressive one in the bunch (South). Which, admittedly wasn't and isn't saying much.

      Then the state legislature was taken by the rethugs in 2010 for the first time in like a century or so. So some abyss of stupid opened up since then and any progress has been lost to the resulting vortex.

    2. niblick77

      No need. North Carolinian's cannot read maps and are not likely to leave the state. If is was not for the Internet we would not even know it was still there.

    1. BornInATrailer

      She's encased her millennia old moral code in carbonite. It should be well preserved.

  7. FNMA

    OK, watched the video, or at least as much as I could before my head exploded, and was amazed that that woman seemed so lifelike for someone who obviously has flat-lined an EEG or two in her days.

  8. EatsBabyDingos

    When did America go from the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Happy to the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Harpy?

    Isn't this chick's real name Butch Dykestra, Queen of Self Loathing?

  9. Schmannnity

    "let's put all gays behind an electric fence and let them die out, and I mean that in a good way."

  10. ThankYouJeebus

    FINISH THE DANG FENCE!
    (And put that pastor and his dumb fuck congregation on the inside.)

  11. starfanglednut

    My cockatiel likes to hump his toys, and they can't reproduce. So logically, if I put him in a cage with his toys, there would be no more cockatiels, or bird toys, EVAR.

    *bangs head on desk

  12. gullywompr

    With dipshits like this around, I'm surprised gay people don't build the fence themselves.

  13. Schmannnity

    Following her logic, gays should be allowed to marry so they don't "infect" others in a closeted marriage.

    1. Serolf_Divad

      Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean this woman's dumb as a bowl of lukewarm three day old gravy, but she's no Sarah Palin.

      1. whatever_dc

        i actually think she's stupider than sarah palin and i had to lie down for a few minutes after thinking that because of the horror it inspired!!!

  14. Redhead

    Well given that North Carolina only teaches abstinence in sex ed classes, and I highly doubt this chick has ever been laid, maybe she really DOESN'T know where babies come from?

    1. ShiftyParadigm

      Actually, the Healthy Youth Act which was passed by the last Democratically controlled legislature and implemented starting in 2010 mandates that comprehensive sex education (including info on contraception and STD's) be taught in all schools.

  15. philpjfry

    Jesus said "Love one another" and as a good christian I do. Except for gays, liberals, non Christians especially Muslims, democrats, poor people, criminals,drug addicts, the blahs, Mexicans, Asians, all other non Americans and of course the Muslim socialist Obama. But I love everybody else.

  16. deleted7977035

    Somebody's banging out a lot of posts today in hopes of starting the weekend early. Thank goodness we'll have booze to sustain us after Our Wonkette Overlords retire for the weekend.

    By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives? Here's what's hard to comprehend: if you don't drink, when you get up in the morning, that's the best you're going to feel all day.

    1. C_R_Eature

      By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?

      Easy. They Brew/Cook/Grow their own.

      1. V572 Is this him?

        Ah, yes. You can always get some more copper tubing at Home Depot on Sunday.

        1. C_R_Eature

          It beats yankin' the radiator out of the F-250 on blocks in the front yard. Prestone does smooth the batch out, though and it adds a nice finish.

          1. Chichikovobarb

            Hey C_R – who is the now-deleted person you were replying to here? With 126p I'm guessing it is a regular poster.

          2. C_R_Eature

            That's (was) V572. Weird – I've never seen that before.

            Perhaps he/she/they just dumped an old avatar for a new one?

            EDIT: Looks like a totally deleted profile. There must be a reason, though I've got no idea what it may be.

          3. Chichikovobarb

            The only time I've seen this "[no avatar] deleted[number]" header before was when ShavetheWhales [now reborn as George Spelvin/Skullfry] deleted his profile a couple of months ago. Let's hope V572 will reappear too.

          4. C_R_Eature

            That's what is probably going on – thanks for the info.

            Reviewing the comment stream, I see that V572 got into an altercation with Our Esteemed Editrix over inappropriate posts. This might be an effort to reset. I hope so.

          5. Chichikovovich

            Yes – I saw the same. Weejee seems to have been collateral damage, though s/he hasn't deleted his/her profile.

          6. Chichikovovich

            Though this case was not so much stepping into a minefield as it was the police busting into a house and raining nightsticks on the unsuspecting guy sitting on the couch watching WWE Wrestling and then saying “Wait – this is 33578 Bungle Drive West. We wanted 33578 Bungle Drive East. Sorry.”—

    2. MissNancyPriss

      Sucks for though of us who have to be sober and live in liberal metropolitan areas.

  17. Callyson

    Anderson's "Capital WTF?!?" expression around 1:10 is the journalistic equivalence of the guy sitting behind the schizo Nebraska lady cracking up…

  18. Billmatic

    At least the Baptists don't have an pederast epidemic that they try to cover up, like the Pope what sits on his shiny throne in Rome.

    I mean yeah they are shitbags, but like the Catholic Church, I like to have a hierarchy of shitbaggery and top (bottom?) spot is always the Catholic Church.

    1. prommie

      yeah, but the priests eventually take their dicks out of the alterboys, these churches fill the heads of their congregants with stuff thats way worse than a dick, and it stays forever.

      1. Billmatic

        The Catholic Church does all of that, takes your money, makes you feel bad about yourself for having any sort of fun at all, and their propaganda and brainwashing is so powerful it results in a condition of what I like to call "residual catholicism" that can effect up to two generations after renouncing the Church.

        If you think that the Catholic Church doesn't preach homophobia and general genteel racism (by oppressing the legions of non-white Catholics with guilt) then you're pretty wrong.

    2. whatever_dc

      i live near a large papist church and one sunday i was getting back to my house from the farmer's market and i said to the lady who had parked in front of the fire hydrant next to my house: "so is this a child raping service or is that just every other week" to which she responded: "FUCK YOU!" to which i said: "if i was a little boy one of those priests already would have tried". she moved her car.

    1. vodkamuppet

      It's the funny kind of stupid. They should show it in sex ed class to promote contraception, abortion and homosexuality.

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      I would venture to guess that she's still in the 2nd grade. I'm being serious. If you don't have a young 'un of your own borrow a friend's and ask them a complicated question (even though Anderson asked a pretty simple question). Watch how the kid works it out. Often it's adorable. However, with Fat Dumb and Stupid, it's frightening.

      1. sewollef

        Ladies and gentlemen, this is a good portion of the American electorate in the south.

        They get to vote. Vote.

        Fuck the South I say…. give us our federal tax dollars back and leave us in peace and prosperity.

    2. BornInATrailer

      Well neither was I and I am not a giant asshole. Well, I am but in a much more enjoyable fashion.

      EDIT: And I mean that in a figurative, not literal sense. As in my behavior, not my actual b-hole being enjoyable. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

    1. Gunner Asch

      Scene: humongous lecture hall, 1971. Prof droning on about 18th century England. When he mentioned Jethro Tull the students gave a chuckle of recognition. The prof, never having heard of the rock group, "plowed" on. When it happened again a few sentences later he stood there staring at his notes, unable to figure out what was so funny. He nervously fumbled his way through the rest of the lecture.

  19. prommie

    She is a fine example of the belligerent, in-your-face, proud ignorance that seems to accompany the savage variety of christianity down there. Its a defiant idiocy, because they hold their ingorance to be a virtue. "Fuck knowing stuff, all your knowing stuff ain't shit, cause God's gonna torture and kill you for my amusement when the rapture comes, you satanic faggot."

    1. tessiee

      You saw it with $arah, and you saw it with bush.
      They ignorant, but they weren't *just* ignorant, because ignorant only = lacking in information, and most people are ignorant of at least some subjects.
      They were stupid, but they weren't *just* stupid, because mathematically, half of everyone is below average intelligence, and that alone doesn't make you a hateful shithead.
      It's an *aggressive pursuit* of ignorance and stupidity. People like that hate and fear anybody smarter than they are, and actively demonize intelligence and learning. If I were a nicer person, I'd pity someone who had to live in a world where everybody was smarter than they are — except that I've been bullied by the stupids since kindergarten, and I've watched them take over the country and run it into the ground a la Idiocracy, so fuck them.

      1. prommie

        True quote, someone, male version of this dumbfuck, once said to me "Looks like we got us a college boy here. Hey college boy, you think your so smart, lets see you outsmart my fist." I was not welcomed in Micanopy.

        1. tessiee

          My rant about some people being aggressively ignorant probably would have been more effective if I'd proofread:
          "They ignorant"
          and corrected it to read
          "They are ignorant".

          But seriously, we'd have stem cell research if it weren't for these assholes, so fuck them.

          1. Buckminster

            God knows, it would be a terrible thing to cure children of leukemia or other childhood cancers through stem cell research, because….well, Jebus?

          2. Chichikovobarb

            Sometimes it is good to just let things stand uncorrected and unremarked on. I read "They ignorant" to be "in character", with a tacit dopey accent. It worked that way. (Though the corrected version is killer too.)

        2. Buckminster

          Prommie, a prophet is never welcomed in his own country, doncha' know. Or in his own Jebus church.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      "I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Evangelical Baptism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

    3. GeneralLerong

      This should earn you a Pulitzer.

      If only it could be set up to auto-post itself frequently and at random to all wingtard forums…

  20. Callyson

    OK, for some reason I watched the whole thing. Christ almighty…

    I think I need to go to YouTube and look at some footage from a Gay Pride parade or something to drown out this woman's horrid combination of stupidity and hate, brb…

    1. TheCosmicKahuna

      I find the YouTube "Big Fat Gay Collab" of Lily Allen's 'F–k You' always helps sooth my shattered nerves after something like this.

    2. finallyhappy

      yup, Gay Pride parade coming soon to DC- Hot guys (I am a straight married woman but my eyes work just fine) and lots of great(if not all as good looking) gay and straight people in the parade and along the route

    1. sewollef

      Me too.

      He had the chance to rid us of these morons. In his hands was the solution, but no, he had to start a fucking war to keep these racist, bigoted cocksuckers in the union.

      We might even ask ourselves, "what has the south ever given us"? And the answers would be thin on the ground. Ok, ok… Jazz. But apart from Jazz, what has the south ever done for us? Eh?

      Imagine how prosperous we'd be now.

  21. SheriffRoscoe

    Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements? Is that like some kind of innoculation against reasonable criticism? Here, let me have a try.

    Go choke on an eclair, Stacy. Take that however you want.

    1. prommie

      They are postmodernists; their statements have no meaning until heard by the audience, which ascribes the meaning it derives. Thus, what they say is not stupid, hateful, bigoted, or racist, unless the hearer takes it as stupid, bigoted, hateful or racist. Therefore it is the hearer's fault that the statement is stupid, bigoted, hateful, and racist. But of course, don't you see?

    2. tessiee

      "Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements?"

      Tri-State equivalent:
      "All due respect, [incredibly hostile statement]."

    3. Buckminster

      Yeah, you can take that "logic" and shove it where the sun don't shine. I wish I weren't feeling so un-Christian against this troll. I will have to pray to the Jesus in the bible that I read. Do you remember the one who wanted to exalt the meek and feed the poor? That's my guy.

  22. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

    Crap. Deleted?

    Oh I know what it was. I said I felt a bit guilty watching this the first time because it felt like laughing at the [redacted] (mentally disabled)

    Then you think about the message of hate she's pushing and it's different.

    The anger she feels when her cretinous belief system is challenged beggars belief.

    1. smashaduck

      I've found a loophole. I can make all sorts of vile comments about people as long as it's a bible verse. Oh. Well, they started it.

  23. prommie

    "I'm close personal friends with Jesus, because he is my PERSONAL savior, and my God can kick any other God's ass, so fuck you." Man, I see it on their faces, what they are thinking. She is proud of herself for standing up to the ho-mo-seckshel reporter, standing up for whut Jeebus wants, amen.

  24. prommie

    She probably gets ripped on meth and pulls trains down at the volunteer first aid squad on weekends.

  25. Jus_Wonderin

    She is creative though in her repurpose of the LazyBoy slipcover as her "blouse".

  26. qwerty42

    Geeze, I'll assume she and her pastor are the real victims here. They are the ones suffering, just because they wanted to put teh gheyz in concentration camps and let them die. And who isn't for that? I mean, gay agenda and all. Let's show some compassion here folks.

    @V572:
    By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?
    Meth. But it's not just for weekends (when you can't by booze) anymore. It's a lifestyle.

  27. SheriffRoscoe

    I love how she patiently tries to explain to Anderson how men can't reproduce with men, and women with women. It's so obvious, Anderson.

  28. cheetojeebus

    It really baffles me how people this stupid make it through just one day without killing themselves through some hapless accident.

      1. Gunner Asch

        Morning safety talk before heading out for wildfire duties one day included "What are the four most dangerous words in the English language?"…."Hey Bubba, watch this!"

  29. hagajim

    Perfect example of hateful and stupid in one big fat hillbilly bitch, and doesn't the Bible she clearly holds so dear say something about gluttony? Look in the mirror stupid.

  30. PhilippePetain

    I should probably feel guilty about this, but this video makes me want to get the fuck out of the working class.

  31. Wonderthing

    These people are all over the fucking place. Can't we round them up and put them behind a fence somewhere where they'll slowly die out? I didn't listen to her whole spew because intelligence.

    1. calliecallie

      Sadly, I suspect they would procreate and not only never die out but get even stupider, if that is possible.

  32. jqheywood

    It has to b e said….

    You know who else built fenced-in camps and put gay and lesbian people in them?

  33. __kth__

    Her brother looks exactly like her, except his head is shaved and he has tattoos that reach almost to his earlobe.

  34. swordfis

    I believe that within two decades the few of these people who manage to survive modernity will be regarded as Neanderthalenses.

  35. jgalleg4

    This does make me slightly less ashamed to be a Virginian…at least we're not North Carolina.

    1. GeneralLerong

      That's what they say in Louisiana. "At least we're not Arkansas."

      Mind-boggling, ain't it?

  36. Nopantsmcgee

    Instant cretin: Just add corn syrup and gross misinterpretation of biblical scripture.

  37. BornInATrailer

    It is really cruel that people that actually don't know how baby is made can still make baby.

    Darn you, evolution! -shakes fist-

  38. tessiee

    Doesn't Paula Deen have a recipe for a burger that, instead of being on a bun, is between two Krispy Kreme donuts?
    I'm just askin', is all.

  39. Dr_pangloss

    Ok so just think about this for a second. If this were put into place by the christian fascists. Once they got rid of all the "obvious" gays and known gays. How would they find them all? Not to mention that once you started this Final Solution, it would never really end since new gays are born every day and those growing up in a society like that would never come out. Genius I tell ya Genius!

  40. greenide1

    Gol-darn, Anderson. If y'all wasn't such a Noo Yo-ark homa-SEX-y'all you'd understand what she was a-sayin'.

  41. owhatever

    She carefully put on her makeup before going on camera to sound just like her idiot preacher.

  42. comrad_darkness

    Upon further reflection, I think she makes a good point, albeit, accidentally. Preachers say shit, but it don' mean nothin'. It's just words you can take however you like. You can agree with the hate, and get a warm fuzzy feeling, or you can ignore it, or you can get angry. It's the spirit of the thing, only, and it always been that way. If it weren't that way churches would not have survived into the third millennium, as they apparently have.

    The situation only runs off the rails when you get people in charge who are screwed in the head enough to think there is some kind of actionable policy embedded in those meaningless words.

  43. gingerland62

    "electric fence this and that, they are taking it out of context."

    I'll give 50:1 odds she has no idea what the word "context" means.

  44. randomsausage

    I don't mind me a bit of BBW from time-to-time but this chick has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

  45. JustPixelz

    They could put her in an electrified fence with the all the young men in her town. Drop in some food. And eventually they'd die out because, really, who would want to.

  46. CommieLibunatic

    Uh oh. There's that feeling again. That feeling of overwhelming, soul-blackening rage. The kind that makes one violate rules on comment civility.

    Take it easy, Commie. Take it easy… take a deep breath and think of your wife wearing something ridiculusty…

  47. pinkocommi

    I wish Anderson asked her when she is going to free Han Solo from the deep freeze.

  48. carlosmuecke

    Kept waiting for Cooper to say the obvious…."I'm gay, do you think they should round me up and put me in a concentration camp?"….but NOOOES, that was too obvious!

  49. TribecaMike

    The young lady obviously was much less interested in being interviewed for the first (and last) time in her life on national television than she was in the all you can eat buffet restaurant behind the camera operator.

  50. Buckminster

    On the bright side, between what is obviously delusional thinking and her body type, which makes theType 2 Diabetes imminent, the good reverend will go soon to her heavenly reward, God bless her hater soul. Let's hope Jebus is on-site for the culling.

    "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a fat hater to pass up a doughnut."–the Book of Buckminster the Impure of Thought

  51. vtxmcrider

    I propose the breakup of the USA into (1) the United Blue States of America and (2) Dumbfuckistan Jesusland.

    1. TribecaMike

      Bluegrass music would probably scare the hell out of her. She strikes me as being more of a Garth Brooks fan.

  52. V572 Is this him?

    Yeah but that didn’t help me my first Sunday nights in Anniston AL or Alamogordo NM. You learn to check first.

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