HOW IS BABBY FORMED?  11:33 am May 25, 2012

Your Morning Braintrust: Of Course Those Gays Should Be In The Pen So No More Gay Babies Can Be Born

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I'm a mean dumb cuntTowleroad, having brought us the original “let’s round up the queers and put them behind an electric fence until they die,” follows up with this extraordinarily delightful video of Anderson Cooper — hmmmm! — explaining to this mean dumb cow about where gay babies come from, and also The Holocaust. She ain’t changin’ her mind, she knows what she is tryin’ to say, and that is … oh, nonsense. It is the most deliriously meanspirited and ignorant and meth-brained shit you will hear for some time, and it just might make your whole day.

Here, have some lady, and Anderson Cooper’s face.

[Towleroad]

 

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Barb May 25, 2012 at 11:35 am

Shut up BITCH. If it weren't for gay people you fat chicks would have no one to dance with.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

HUMPH!

Some of us are fatty chasers!

Well, not me. I mean, I've heard.

Barb May 25, 2012 at 11:40 am

Chasers? The fatty chicks are easy to catch and hard as hell to kidnap.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 11:42 am

JAME GUMB LIBEL!

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Unless your kidnapping route is all downhill!

a_pink_poodle May 25, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Oh you shouldn't chase them. Being mean to them is one thing but chasing them to keep the deluge of meanness coming is a bit too far.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:39 am

Where's the video of Anderson dancing with Stacey, then?

Barb May 25, 2012 at 11:42 am

When your mom is Gloria Vanderbilt, you get to dance with a better class of fat chick.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:49 am

Good point, Not Fat, then but Rubenesque.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

Mmmmmm, Ruben….I gotta go see a man about a sammich

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Zaftig.

mannacler May 25, 2012 at 11:48 am

That gal looks rather dykeish.

BadassKitty May 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Hey! Watch it, bub. Some of us dykes are downright hot.

ChilLysol May 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Personally, I love fat chicks; they keep you warm in the winter and provide shade in the summer.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm

And when you walk through traffic, it's like having your own personal airbag.

ChilLysol May 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

We are both going to hell, you know that, right?

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Built for comfort not for speed.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I suspect that her weight is the least of her problems.

natoslug May 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

It's not her size that makes her unfuckable, it's the shit that keeps spewing out of her mouth. Well, that and her pinched-up, hideous face.

Butch_Wagstaff May 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Eh. Maybe she's one of those "No Dancing" Baptists.

bumfug May 25, 2012 at 11:36 am

Where the fuck is this church, in a Walmart?

WhatTheHeck May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

The church of the poisoned mind, indeed.

OneYieldRegular May 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Cracker Barrel, is my guess.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Always lower IQs…Always.

CrunchyKnee May 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

I still WOULDN'T hit that.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I would, with a dump truck loaded with gravel.

sullivanst May 25, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Particularly difficult to fap to, isn't it?

CommieLibunatic May 25, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Oh ho ho ho, I sure would. With a Black Mesa brand crowbar.

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Hey, I got a friend with a several-ton loader. Maybe he could be persuaded?

Naw, he's a REAL Christian and would never kill. Guess it's up to you godless heathens and your crowbars and fancy-pants, liberal solutions.

Now to the real question: Who hit Gramma with the ugly stick?

Blueb4sunrise May 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

per C_R_, my glasses went dark.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

Zaphod, is that you?

Blueb4sunrise May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

Nah , just a roadie for Disaster Area.

HateMachine May 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That's no way to live. Disaster Area's roadies have the highest mortality rate of any real or imagined profession in the galaxy. The real money is being Disaster Area's accountant.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Oh, it's all one big party until you have to spend a year dead for Tax Reasons.

gullywompr May 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

God Hates Hags.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

I'm wrapping my Towel around my head for the rest of the day.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

OK, but you should probably stay out of this woman's neighborhood.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm

That's just Sikh.

sullivanst May 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal libel!

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Hey, if you can't see it it won't eat you. It's in the Guide so it must be true.

sullivanst May 25, 2012 at 2:57 pm

This I know, but if it ever finds out you compared it to the interviewee above, it'll eat your grandmother.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Well for Zark's sake don't tell it! That would but me in deep Belgium for sure!

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Arthur Dent, we salute you.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 10:24 pm

It really worked great, up until that execrable Barrett-Walker debate.

Now, I must drink.

edgydrifter May 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

Can anyone explain why fervent evangelism isn't considered a mental disorder?

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm

It isn't?

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Because Ronnie Raygun discovered that kissing up to them = lotsa political power, and they've been allowed to run unchecked ever since?

HogeyeGrex May 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Alas, we have a much longer history of Reese's Church 'n' State cups than that.

Hell, the Pilgrims bailed out of England because they were basically considered mentally ill for their beliefs. We've been trying to come to our senses ever since, with varying degrees of success.

Aside from the occasional setback, the arc has been in the right direction, if slow. We don't publicly burn people nearly as often now.

comrad_darkness May 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Believe it or not, even back in the day, like 1000 AD it WAS. (All right, so like 1400 or so…)

I blame the damn PC movement.

A reference for those who are curious: http://www.personales.ulpgc.es/mronquillo.dch/pos

bureaucrap May 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

This is why North Carolina cannot have nice things.

Except the Democratic Convention. Oops.

jjdaddyo May 25, 2012 at 11:38 am

I just don't get it. As a "Christian", with all the fucked up things in the world that Jesus warned you about like war, famine, poverty, people just plain being mean to each other, THIS is what you want to get upset about? Maybe you guys will die out first. I hope.

CommieLibunatic May 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Like Bush and Lewis Black said, everything would change if we just stopped the queers. Everyone would have a 3,000 kilowatt hour solar panel, the lion would lay down with the lamb, the DJI would soar to 20,000, and the Sunnis and Shiites would lay down their arms. God would be in his Heaven, and all would be right in the world, if only we could stop those dastardly queers.

FNMA May 25, 2012 at 11:39 am

There's probably a Gloria Vanderbilt joke in here somewhere.

ChernobylSoup May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

"White southerners… it's a shame to call them people."

Geminisunmars May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

Something to do with jeans. Or genes.

WhatTheHeck May 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

the genes were cut and stitched on the bias.

jqheywood May 25, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Upfists!

HogeyeGrex May 25, 2012 at 2:35 pm

That phrase always reminds me of the joke about the mohel from 7th Ave.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 11:39 am

Alas for the South, her books have grown fewer, she never was much given to literature. Or art, history, philosophy, science, technology. . . .

Chichikovobarb May 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Thanks to this post, prommie, I have been introduced to the marvel that is the poetry of J. Gordon Coogler, previously unknown to me. I will be forever in your debt.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Well now I will have to go take a lookie, I only knew it from the Mencken quote in The Sahara of the Bozart.

Butch_Wagstaff May 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm

But it's always good for some religious lunacy.

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Coogler rocks!

smashaduck May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

And put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. Proverbs 23:2 Take that out of context. Oh no, it's in context.

widestanceromance May 25, 2012 at 11:48 am

No doubt she does that many times a day, to scrape off crumbs as a snack.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

knife to the throat, fork to the lips…it all means "good eatin'" to this lady.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

She probably thinks gay babbies come from the butts of gay men after gay sex.

Geminisunmars May 25, 2012 at 11:52 am

Oh, how cute. Look at the widdle santorum.

boobookitteh May 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm

They don't?

widestanceromance May 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Little known secret is that while we gestate in our behinds, gaybies tear their way out the taint, which is why we recruit fresh straight babies to keep our kind going.

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Aliens libel!

ChernobylSoup May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

Somebody made a stupid, ugly, and mean tree hybrid. She fell from the top and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

nounverb911 May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

Just build a fence around NC and be done with it.

OldWhiteLies May 25, 2012 at 11:49 am

You know what's interesting – NC used to be the progressive one in the bunch (South). Which, admittedly wasn't and isn't saying much.

Then the state legislature was taken by the rethugs in 2010 for the first time in like a century or so. So some abyss of stupid opened up since then and any progress has been lost to the resulting vortex.

babyeinstein May 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

just harpin harpin harpin

niblick77 May 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

No need. North Carolinian's cannot read maps and are not likely to leave the state. If is was not for the Internet we would not even know it was still there.

Jus_Wonderin May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

Jaba?

weejee May 25, 2012 at 12:12 pm

 

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:26 pm

She's encased her millennia old moral code in carbonite. It should be well preserved.

niblick77 May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

Oh, please, please, please tell me she is single!

nounverb911 May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

She's saving herself for Jeebus.

Serolf_Divad May 25, 2012 at 11:50 am

He's told her already three times he's not interested, though.

Sad.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Now THERE's a safe guess!

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm

She's Single now, but she's going to undergo Mitosis real soon.

FNMA May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

OK, watched the video, or at least as much as I could before my head exploded, and was amazed that that woman seemed so lifelike for someone who obviously has flat-lined an EEG or two in her days.

EatsBabyDingos May 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

When did America go from the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Happy to the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Harpy?

Isn't this chick's real name Butch Dykestra, Queen of Self Loathing?

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Black president; it has the trailer park white trash in a frenzy of hate.

Schmannnity May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

"let's put all gays behind an electric fence and let them die out, and I mean that in a good way."

ThankYouJeebus May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

FINISH THE DANG FENCE!
(And put that pastor and his dumb fuck congregation on the inside.)

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

or finish the Fang Dense.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

The NEWEST member of the Algonquin Round Table.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

Hell…she IS the table.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I'm pretty sure she'd be in favor of anything that included a table.

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm

The Algonquin Buffet Table.

SoBeach May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

You can't fake that kind of stupid.

Sharkey May 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

Lemme um, try to, umm, lemme saye saye, umm…. I agree.

Schmannnity May 25, 2012 at 11:44 am

Is that a goiter or are you just happy to see iodine?

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:45 am

…This is your brain on Baptist church. Any questions?

Butch_Wagstaff May 25, 2012 at 4:52 pm

I could have went full-Baptist but puberty (or God?) intervened.

starfanglednut May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

My cockatiel likes to hump his toys, and they can't reproduce. So logically, if I put him in a cage with his toys, there would be no more cockatiels, or bird toys, EVAR.

*bangs head on desk

gullywompr May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

With dipshits like this around, I'm surprised gay people don't build the fence themselves.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

At least if the gay folks built the fence, it would be tasteful.

gullywompr May 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm

And the property values would be higher on their side also too.

Schmannnity May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

Following her logic, gays should be allowed to marry so they don't "infect" others in a closeted marriage.

bureaucrap May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

The Sarah Palin school of Public Speaking produces another proud graduate!

Serolf_Divad May 25, 2012 at 11:52 am

Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean this woman's dumb as a bowl of lukewarm three day old gravy, but she's no Sarah Palin.

whatever_dc May 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

i actually think she's stupider than sarah palin and i had to lie down for a few minutes after thinking that because of the horror it inspired!!!

Redhead May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

Well given that North Carolina only teaches abstinence in sex ed classes, and I highly doubt this chick has ever been laid, maybe she really DOESN'T know where babies come from?

ShiftyParadigm May 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Actually, the Healthy Youth Act which was passed by the last Democratically controlled legislature and implemented starting in 2010 mandates that comprehensive sex education (including info on contraception and STD's) be taught in all schools.

vodkamuppet May 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Really? I figure by age 16 she was already having her second kid.

HogeyeGrex May 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Being that fat does make it hard to outrun grampa.

philpjfry May 25, 2012 at 11:46 am

Jesus said "Love one another" and as a good christian I do. Except for gays, liberals, non Christians especially Muslims, democrats, poor people, criminals,drug addicts, the blahs, Mexicans, Asians, all other non Americans and of course the Muslim socialist Obama. But I love everybody else.

starfanglednut May 25, 2012 at 11:47 am

Fat, bigoted and stupid is no way to go through life, hon.

sewollef May 25, 2012 at 1:10 pm

But it worked for so long…. why not keep the bigotry going?

deleted7977035 May 25, 2012 at 11:47 am

Somebody's banging out a lot of posts today in hopes of starting the weekend early. Thank goodness we'll have booze to sustain us after Our Wonkette Overlords retire for the weekend.

By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives? Here's what's hard to comprehend: if you don't drink, when you get up in the morning, that's the best you're going to feel all day.

OldWhiteLies May 25, 2012 at 11:53 am

So – they take a lot of naps.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?

Easy. They Brew/Cook/Grow their own.

V572 Is this him? May 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

Ah, yes. You can always get some more copper tubing at Home Depot on Sunday.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm

It beats yankin' the radiator out of the F-250 on blocks in the front yard. Prestone does smooth the batch out, though and it adds a nice finish.

Chichikovobarb May 27, 2012 at 1:07 am

Hey C_R – who is the now-deleted person you were replying to here? With 126p I'm guessing it is a regular poster.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Crystal meth, silly

MissNancyPriss May 26, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Sucks for though of us who have to be sober and live in liberal metropolitan areas.

Callyson May 25, 2012 at 11:48 am

Anderson's "Capital WTF?!?" expression around 1:10 is the journalistic equivalence of the guy sitting behind the schizo Nebraska lady cracking up…

vodkamuppet May 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Didn't he actually do a facepalm at one point? I'll have to watch again.

Billmatic May 25, 2012 at 11:48 am

At least the Baptists don't have an pederast epidemic that they try to cover up, like the Pope what sits on his shiny throne in Rome.

I mean yeah they are shitbags, but like the Catholic Church, I like to have a hierarchy of shitbaggery and top (bottom?) spot is always the Catholic Church.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

yeah, but the priests eventually take their dicks out of the alterboys, these churches fill the heads of their congregants with stuff thats way worse than a dick, and it stays forever.

Billmatic May 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

The Catholic Church does all of that, takes your money, makes you feel bad about yourself for having any sort of fun at all, and their propaganda and brainwashing is so powerful it results in a condition of what I like to call "residual catholicism" that can effect up to two generations after renouncing the Church.

If you think that the Catholic Church doesn't preach homophobia and general genteel racism (by oppressing the legions of non-white Catholics with guilt) then you're pretty wrong.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Mustn't have worked, with me.

whatever_dc May 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

i live near a large papist church and one sunday i was getting back to my house from the farmer's market and i said to the lady who had parked in front of the fire hydrant next to my house: "so is this a child raping service or is that just every other week" to which she responded: "FUCK YOU!" to which i said: "if i was a little boy one of those priests already would have tried". she moved her car.

Crank_Tango May 25, 2012 at 11:49 am

I'm not clicking on the clicky, no thank you.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:52 am

You're missing out. Very rarely is stupidity like this broadcasted.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

It's worth it. I watched it twice. Incredible.

vodkamuppet May 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

It's the funny kind of stupid. They should show it in sex ed class to promote contraception, abortion and homosexuality.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

Aaaand there you have America. Dobbs help us all.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

I venture to guess she's not college educated.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 11:53 am

I would venture to guess that she's still in the 2nd grade. I'm being serious. If you don't have a young 'un of your own borrow a friend's and ask them a complicated question (even though Anderson asked a pretty simple question). Watch how the kid works it out. Often it's adorable. However, with Fat Dumb and Stupid, it's frightening.

sewollef May 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a good portion of the American electorate in the south.

They get to vote. Vote.

Fuck the South I say…. give us our federal tax dollars back and leave us in peace and prosperity.

hunnybee May 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm

i am so with you on that sentiment.

proudgrampa May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

I'd be surprised if she was grade school educated.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 11:56 am

Maybe Liberty U.

grex1949 May 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Prolly a J.D. from Liberty.

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Well neither was I and I am not a giant asshole. Well, I am but in a much more enjoyable fashion.

EDIT: And I mean that in a figurative, not literal sense. As in my behavior, not my actual b-hole being enjoyable. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

gingerland62 May 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm

She's not an elitist snob.

SorosBot May 25, 2012 at 11:52 am

I find it hard to believe that a woman with that hair style is not a lesbian.

MissTaken May 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

If it weren't for gay men we'd all look that way. Yikes.

MissNancyPriss May 26, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Or that she's 19

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:53 am

Everyone open The Book to Hymn 43.

If Jesus Saves, well He'd better save Himself…

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Most kick-ass air guitar solo ever!

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Martin Barre rawks!

Gunner Asch May 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Scene: humongous lecture hall, 1971. Prof droning on about 18th century England. When he mentioned Jethro Tull the students gave a chuckle of recognition. The prof, never having heard of the rock group, "plowed" on. When it happened again a few sentences later he stood there staring at his notes, unable to figure out what was so funny. He nervously fumbled his way through the rest of the lecture.

sewollef May 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I saw what you did there.

Sharkey May 25, 2012 at 11:53 am
prommie May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

She is a fine example of the belligerent, in-your-face, proud ignorance that seems to accompany the savage variety of christianity down there. Its a defiant idiocy, because they hold their ingorance to be a virtue. "Fuck knowing stuff, all your knowing stuff ain't shit, cause God's gonna torture and kill you for my amusement when the rapture comes, you satanic faggot."

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm

You saw it with $arah, and you saw it with bush.
They ignorant, but they weren't *just* ignorant, because ignorant only = lacking in information, and most people are ignorant of at least some subjects.
They were stupid, but they weren't *just* stupid, because mathematically, half of everyone is below average intelligence, and that alone doesn't make you a hateful shithead.
It's an *aggressive pursuit* of ignorance and stupidity. People like that hate and fear anybody smarter than they are, and actively demonize intelligence and learning. If I were a nicer person, I'd pity someone who had to live in a world where everybody was smarter than they are — except that I've been bullied by the stupids since kindergarten, and I've watched them take over the country and run it into the ground a la Idiocracy, so fuck them.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm

True quote, someone, male version of this dumbfuck, once said to me "Looks like we got us a college boy here. Hey college boy, you think your so smart, lets see you outsmart my fist." I was not welcomed in Micanopy.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

My rant about some people being aggressively ignorant probably would have been more effective if I'd proofread:
"They ignorant"
and corrected it to read
"They are ignorant".

But seriously, we'd have stem cell research if it weren't for these assholes, so fuck them.

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:29 pm

God knows, it would be a terrible thing to cure children of leukemia or other childhood cancers through stem cell research, because….well, Jebus?

Chichikovobarb May 27, 2012 at 12:53 am

Sometimes it is good to just let things stand uncorrected and unremarked on. I read "They ignorant" to be "in character", with a tacit dopey accent. It worked that way. (Though the corrected version is killer too.)

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Prommie, a prophet is never welcomed in his own country, doncha' know. Or in his own Jebus church.

Lascauxcaveman May 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Evangelical Baptism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

FNMA May 25, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Abide, Dude.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Take'er easy for all us sinners.

GeneralLerong May 25, 2012 at 6:29 pm

This should earn you a Pulitzer.

If only it could be set up to auto-post itself frequently and at random to all wingtard forums…

SorosBot May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

Is this woman the person who asked "How is babby formed?"?

MissTaken May 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

No, she's the one who replied "do way instain mother".

Callyson May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

OK, for some reason I watched the whole thing. Christ almighty…

I think I need to go to YouTube and look at some footage from a Gay Pride parade or something to drown out this woman's horrid combination of stupidity and hate, brb…

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:58 am

You beat me. I could only get through 1:30 of her grunting and pregnant pauses.

bagofmice May 25, 2012 at 8:38 pm

You gotta see the end. The sound of her voice is AMAZING!

TheCosmicKahuna May 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I find the YouTube "Big Fat Gay Collab" of Lily Allen's 'F–k You' always helps sooth my shattered nerves after something like this.

finallyhappy May 25, 2012 at 4:19 pm

yup, Gay Pride parade coming soon to DC- Hot guys (I am a straight married woman but my eyes work just fine) and lots of great(if not all as good looking) gay and straight people in the parade and along the route

Goonemeritus May 25, 2012 at 11:55 am

I blame President Lincoln for this situation.

HarryButtle May 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Right. When the white trash inlaws want to leave, JUST LET THEM LEAVE!

sewollef May 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Me too.

He had the chance to rid us of these morons. In his hands was the solution, but no, he had to start a fucking war to keep these racist, bigoted cocksuckers in the union.

We might even ask ourselves, "what has the south ever given us"? And the answers would be thin on the ground. Ok, ok… Jazz. But apart from Jazz, what has the south ever done for us? Eh?

Imagine how prosperous we'd be now.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm
gogogodzilla May 25, 2012 at 11:56 am

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

SheriffRoscoe May 25, 2012 at 11:56 am

Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements? Is that like some kind of innoculation against reasonable criticism? Here, let me have a try.

Go choke on an eclair, Stacy. Take that however you want.

weejee May 25, 2012 at 12:12 pm

sweets for the sweet

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm

They are postmodernists; their statements have no meaning until heard by the audience, which ascribes the meaning it derives. Thus, what they say is not stupid, hateful, bigoted, or racist, unless the hearer takes it as stupid, bigoted, hateful or racist. Therefore it is the hearer's fault that the statement is stupid, bigoted, hateful, and racist. But of course, don't you see?

sullivanst May 25, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I wouldn't mind seeing them deconstructed.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm

"Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements?"

Tri-State equivalent:
"All due respect, [incredibly hostile statement]."

Fare la Volpe May 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm

"I'm not racist, but…"

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Yeah, you can take that "logic" and shove it where the sun don't shine. I wish I weren't feeling so un-Christian against this troll. I will have to pray to the Jesus in the bible that I read. Do you remember the one who wanted to exalt the meek and feed the poor? That's my guy.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 11:56 am

This woman makes Forrest Gump look like Copernicus.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb May 25, 2012 at 11:58 am

Crap. Deleted?

Oh I know what it was. I said I felt a bit guilty watching this the first time because it felt like laughing at the [redacted] (mentally disabled)

Then you think about the message of hate she's pushing and it's different.

The anger she feels when her cretinous belief system is challenged beggars belief.

smashaduck May 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

I've found a loophole. I can make all sorts of vile comments about people as long as it's a bible verse. Oh. Well, they started it.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:28 pm

That anger, that is cognitive dissonance.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

"I'm close personal friends with Jesus, because he is my PERSONAL savior, and my God can kick any other God's ass, so fuck you." Man, I see it on their faces, what they are thinking. She is proud of herself for standing up to the ho-mo-seckshel reporter, standing up for whut Jeebus wants, amen.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Suffice it to say that this one is Memaw's least favorite relative.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm

She probably gets ripped on meth and pulls trains down at the volunteer first aid squad on weekends.

Gunner Asch May 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

It's hard to get your body so perfectly toned on meth, so I'm guessing it's not her drug of choice.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Ladies and gentlemen. Your NASCAR demographic.

LettucePrey May 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Bitch needs an electric fence around her refrigerator.

MissTaken May 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Bless her Crisco-blocked heart.

Jus_Wonderin May 25, 2012 at 12:14 pm

She is creative though in her repurpose of the LazyBoy slipcover as her "blouse".

qwerty42 May 25, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Geeze, I'll assume she and her pastor are the real victims here. They are the ones suffering, just because they wanted to put teh gheyz in concentration camps and let them die. And who isn't for that? I mean, gay agenda and all. Let's show some compassion here folks.

@V572:
By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?
Meth. But it's not just for weekends (when you can't by booze) anymore. It's a lifestyle.

SheriffRoscoe May 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm

I love how she patiently tries to explain to Anderson how men can't reproduce with men, and women with women. It's so obvious, Anderson.

cheetojeebus May 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

It really baffles me how people this stupid make it through just one day without killing themselves through some hapless accident.

FNMA May 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Hey, hold my beer and watch this…

Gunner Asch May 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Morning safety talk before heading out for wildfire duties one day included "What are the four most dangerous words in the English language?"…."Hey Bubba, watch this!"

Arken May 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Nice neck wattle.

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

How is gayby made?

elburritodeluxe May 25, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Jesus sits right next to her in church every Sunday.

hagajim May 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Perfect example of hateful and stupid in one big fat hillbilly bitch, and doesn't the Bible she clearly holds so dear say something about gluttony? Look in the mirror stupid.

Oblios_Cap May 25, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I'm soooo proud to be an American…

Exhausted66 May 25, 2012 at 12:41 pm

And still, I find this post easy to fap to.

Motorboat. motorboat go so fast!

PhilippePetain May 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I should probably feel guilty about this, but this video makes me want to get the fuck out of the working class.

MoeDeLawn May 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

You guys stop harping! YOU'RE TAKING HER OUTTA CONTEX!

Wonderthing May 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

These people are all over the fucking place. Can't we round them up and put them behind a fence somewhere where they'll slowly die out? I didn't listen to her whole spew because intelligence.

calliecallie May 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Sadly, I suspect they would procreate and not only never die out but get even stupider, if that is possible.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm

800 rads to the nads would take care of that problem.

bagofmice May 25, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I see you've already considered the social fallout.

jqheywood May 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

It has to b e said….

You know who else built fenced-in camps and put gay and lesbian people in them?

calliecallie May 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Michelle and Marcus Bachman?

__kth__ May 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Her brother looks exactly like her, except his head is shaved and he has tattoos that reach almost to his earlobe.

fuflans May 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

now that's one pig that doesn't deserve to turn around.

swordfis May 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I believe that within two decades the few of these people who manage to survive modernity will be regarded as Neanderthalenses.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I don't know, these fucks breed like crazy. Stupid people always do.

jgalleg4 May 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm

This does make me slightly less ashamed to be a Virginian…at least we're not North Carolina.

whatever_dc May 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

maybe but you still have one of fallwell's disciples as governor…

jgalleg4 May 25, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Crap…that's true.

GeneralLerong May 25, 2012 at 6:20 pm

That's what they say in Louisiana. "At least we're not Arkansas."

Mind-boggling, ain't it?

Nopantsmcgee May 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Jesus. Right out of central casting.

Nopantsmcgee May 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Instant cretin: Just add corn syrup and gross misinterpretation of biblical scripture.

BornInATrailer May 25, 2012 at 1:24 pm

It is really cruel that people that actually don't know how baby is made can still make baby.

Darn you, evolution! -shakes fist-

iburl May 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Somebody remind me. Why is skullfucking bad?

__kth__ May 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Also: Confederate Prom Queen, that's you in about 10 years, maybe less.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Doesn't Paula Deen have a recipe for a burger that, instead of being on a bun, is between two Krispy Kreme donuts?
I'm just askin', is all.

Dr_pangloss May 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Ok so just think about this for a second. If this were put into place by the christian fascists. Once they got rid of all the "obvious" gays and known gays. How would they find them all? Not to mention that once you started this Final Solution, it would never really end since new gays are born every day and those growing up in a society like that would never come out. Genius I tell ya Genius!

HelmutNewton May 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Is this Skoal Rebel's wife/sister?

greenide1 May 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Gol-darn, Anderson. If y'all wasn't such a Noo Yo-ark homa-SEX-y'all you'd understand what she was a-sayin'.

BTWBFDIMHO May 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Her father died in one of those camps, when he fell from the…

sullivanst May 25, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Double face palm.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Weren't these assholes supposed to get raptured last May?

owhatever May 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm

She carefully put on her makeup before going on camera to sound just like her idiot preacher.

comrad_darkness May 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Upon further reflection, I think she makes a good point, albeit, accidentally. Preachers say shit, but it don' mean nothin'. It's just words you can take however you like. You can agree with the hate, and get a warm fuzzy feeling, or you can ignore it, or you can get angry. It's the spirit of the thing, only, and it always been that way. If it weren't that way churches would not have survived into the third millennium, as they apparently have.

The situation only runs off the rails when you get people in charge who are screwed in the head enough to think there is some kind of actionable policy embedded in those meaningless words.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Evangelical Christianity is a shit-religion for total fucking losers.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm

She's just bitter because this shirt doesn't come in the Extra-Large Fat Southern Bigot Size.

gingerland62 May 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm

"electric fence this and that, they are taking it out of context."

I'll give 50:1 odds she has no idea what the word "context" means.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I really loved her work in as Roz in Monsters, Inc. but I have to say that she's really let herself go since then.

ph7 May 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Crystallized here.

randomsausage May 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I don't mind me a bit of BBW from time-to-time but this chick has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

JustPixelz May 25, 2012 at 4:14 pm

She makes me want to switch teams.

JustPixelz May 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm

They could put her in an electrified fence with the all the young men in her town. Drop in some food. And eventually they'd die out because, really, who would want to.

CommieLibunatic May 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Uh oh. There's that feeling again. That feeling of overwhelming, soul-blackening rage. The kind that makes one violate rules on comment civility.

Take it easy, Commie. Take it easy… take a deep breath and think of your wife wearing something ridiculusty…

abelilnkinverb May 25, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Watched until my ears started to bleed.

pinkocommi May 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I wish Anderson asked her when she is going to free Han Solo from the deep freeze.

carlosmuecke May 25, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Kept waiting for Cooper to say the obvious…."I'm gay, do you think they should round me up and put me in a concentration camp?"….but NOOOES, that was too obvious!

didgen May 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Finally they have found the perfect person for Mittens to bounce his ideas off.

TribecaMike May 25, 2012 at 7:39 pm

The young lady obviously was much less interested in being interviewed for the first (and last) time in her life on national television than she was in the all you can eat buffet restaurant behind the camera operator.

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:26 pm

On the bright side, between what is obviously delusional thinking and her body type, which makes theType 2 Diabetes imminent, the good reverend will go soon to her heavenly reward, God bless her hater soul. Let's hope Jebus is on-site for the culling.

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a fat hater to pass up a doughnut."–the Book of Buckminster the Impure of Thought

Buckminster May 25, 2012 at 10:27 pm

I bet she thinks the mentally ill should be put through exorcism.

vtxmcrider May 26, 2012 at 6:08 pm

I propose the breakup of the USA into (1) the United Blue States of America and (2) Dumbfuckistan Jesusland.

ttommyunger May 26, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Is that Banjo music in the background?

TribecaMike May 28, 2012 at 1:20 am

Bluegrass music would probably scare the hell out of her. She strikes me as being more of a Garth Brooks fan.

ttommyunger May 28, 2012 at 6:24 am

Ted (Tiny Penis) Nugent.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 11:58 am

While your ordering, Paul Reubens will have a Hamburger.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 12:02 pm

So long as he keeps his sauce dispenser in his pants, its all good.

tessiee May 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I think he'd prefer a brownie.
Or possibly a cub scout.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 12:09 pm

*burp*

Oooh, Hagen Daaz!

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Pneumatic.

- H/T to Aldous Huxley!

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 12:37 pm

It's Peewee's Playhouse!

prommie May 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm

And Joseph Heller.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I see everything twice!

prommie May 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

His name is Yosarian, ma.

V572 Is this him? May 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Yeah but that didn’t help me my first Sunday nights in Anniston AL or Alamogordo NM. You learn to check first.

Swampgas_Man May 25, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Fat-bottom girls, they make the rockin' world go round!

C_R_Eature May 27, 2012 at 7:38 am

That's (was) V572. Weird – I've never seen that before.

Perhaps he/she/they just dumped an old avatar for a new one?

EDIT: Looks like a totally deleted profile. There must be a reason, though I've got no idea what it may be.

Chichikovobarb May 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

The only time I've seen this "[no avatar] deleted[number]" header before was when ShavetheWhales [now reborn as George Spelvin/Skullfry] deleted his profile a couple of months ago. Let's hope V572 will reappear too.

C_R_Eature May 27, 2012 at 11:41 am

That's what is probably going on – thanks for the info.

Reviewing the comment stream, I see that V572 got into an altercation with Our Esteemed Editrix over inappropriate posts. This might be an effort to reset. I hope so.

Chichikovovich May 27, 2012 at 11:56 am

Yes – I saw the same. Weejee seems to have been collateral damage, though s/he hasn't deleted his/her profile.

C_R_Eature May 27, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Minefields are like that.

Chichikovovich May 27, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Though this case was not so much stepping into a minefield as it was the police busting into a house and raining nightsticks on the unsuspecting guy sitting on the couch watching WWE Wrestling and then saying “Wait – this is 33578 Bungle Drive West. We wanted 33578 Bungle Drive East. Sorry.”—

C_R_Eature May 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm

….this is a Dangerous place…

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