how is babby formed?

Your Morning Braintrust: Of Course Those Gays Should Be In The Pen So No More Gay Babies Can Be Born

I'm a mean dumb cuntTowleroad, having brought us the original “let’s round up the queers and put them behind an electric fence until they die,” follows up with this extraordinarily delightful video of Anderson Cooper — hmmmm! — explaining to this mean dumb cow about where gay babies come from, and also The Holocaust. She ain’t changin’ her mind, she knows what she is tryin’ to say, and that is … oh, nonsense. It is the most deliriously meanspirited and ignorant and meth-brained shit you will hear for some time, and it just might make your whole day.

Here, have some lady, and Anderson Cooper’s face.

[Towleroad]

About the author

Rebecca is the editor and publisher of Wonkette. She is the author of Commie Girl in the O.C., a collection of her OC Weekly columns, and the former editor of LA CityBeat. Go visit her Commie Girl Collective, and follow her on the Twitter!

View all articles by Rebecca Schoenkopf
What Others Are Reading

Comments

Hey there, Wonkeputians! Shypixel here with a few helpful links to ease your transition to Disqus - Claiming Old Accounts - Claiming Your ID Comments - Turning off Disqus Notifications. And, as always, remember our Commenting Rules For Radicals, Enjoy!

  • Barb

    Shut up BITCH. If it weren't for gay people you fat chicks would have no one to dance with.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      HUMPH!

      Some of us are fatty chasers!

      Well, not me. I mean, I've heard.

      • Barb

        Chasers? The fatty chicks are easy to catch and hard as hell to kidnap.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          JAME GUMB LIBEL!

        • BornInATrailer

          Unless your kidnapping route is all downhill!

      • a_pink_poodle

        Oh you shouldn't chase them. Being mean to them is one thing but chasing them to keep the deluge of meanness coming is a bit too far.

    • C_R_Eature

      Where's the video of Anderson dancing with Stacey, then?

      • Barb

        When your mom is Gloria Vanderbilt, you get to dance with a better class of fat chick.

        • C_R_Eature

          Good point, Not Fat, then but Rubenesque.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Mmmmmm, Ruben….I gotta go see a man about a sammich

          • C_R_Eature

            While your ordering, Paul Reubens will have a Hamburger.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            So long as he keeps his sauce dispenser in his pants, its all good.

          • tessiee

            I think he'd prefer a brownie.
            Or possibly a cub scout.

          • C_R_Eature

            It's Peewee's Playhouse!

          • prommie

            Zaftig.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            *burp*

            Oooh, Hagen Daaz!

          • C_R_Eature

            Pneumatic.

            – H/T to Aldous Huxley!

          • prommie

            And Joseph Heller.

          • C_R_Eature

            I see everything twice!

          • prommie

            His name is Yosarian, ma.

    • mannacler

      That gal looks rather dykeish.

      • BadassKitty

        Hey! Watch it, bub. Some of us dykes are downright hot.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChilLysol

      Personally, I love fat chicks; they keep you warm in the winter and provide shade in the summer.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        And when you walk through traffic, it's like having your own personal airbag.

        • http://www.wonkette.com ChilLysol

          We are both going to hell, you know that, right?

          • BornInATrailer

            Built for comfort not for speed.

          • Swampgas_Man

            Fat-bottom girls, they make the rockin' world go round!

    • tessiee

      I suspect that her weight is the least of her problems.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      It's not her size that makes her unfuckable, it's the shit that keeps spewing out of her mouth. Well, that and her pinched-up, hideous face.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Eh. Maybe she's one of those "No Dancing" Baptists.

  • bumfug

    Where the fuck is this church, in a Walmart?

    • WhatTheHeck

      The church of the poisoned mind, indeed.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Cracker Barrel, is my guess.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Always lower IQs…Always.

  • CrunchyKnee

    I still WOULDN'T hit that.

    • Wile E. Barbote

      I would, with a dump truck loaded with gravel.

    • sullivanst

      Particularly difficult to fap to, isn't it?

    • CommieLibunatic

      Oh ho ho ho, I sure would. With a Black Mesa brand crowbar.

    • Buckminster

      Hey, I got a friend with a several-ton loader. Maybe he could be persuaded?

      Naw, he's a REAL Christian and would never kill. Guess it's up to you godless heathens and your crowbars and fancy-pants, liberal solutions.

      Now to the real question: Who hit Gramma with the ugly stick?

  • Blueb4sunrise

    per C_R_, my glasses went dark.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Zaphod, is that you?

      • Blueb4sunrise

        Nah , just a roadie for Disaster Area.

        • HateMachine

          That's no way to live. Disaster Area's roadies have the highest mortality rate of any real or imagined profession in the galaxy. The real money is being Disaster Area's accountant.

          • C_R_Eature

            Oh, it's all one big party until you have to spend a year dead for Tax Reasons.

  • gullywompr

    God Hates Hags.

  • C_R_Eature

    I'm wrapping my Towel around my head for the rest of the day.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      OK, but you should probably stay out of this woman's neighborhood.

      • C_R_Eature

        That's just Sikh.

    • sullivanst

      Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal libel!

      • C_R_Eature

        Hey, if you can't see it it won't eat you. It's in the Guide so it must be true.

        • sullivanst

          This I know, but if it ever finds out you compared it to the interviewee above, it'll eat your grandmother.

          • C_R_Eature

            Well for Zark's sake don't tell it! That would but me in deep Belgium for sure!

    • Buckminster

      Arthur Dent, we salute you.

      • C_R_Eature

        It really worked great, up until that execrable Barrett-Walker debate.

        Now, I must drink.

  • edgydrifter

    Can anyone explain why fervent evangelism isn't considered a mental disorder?

    • prommie

      It isn't?

    • tessiee

      Because Ronnie Raygun discovered that kissing up to them = lotsa political power, and they've been allowed to run unchecked ever since?

      • HogeyeGrex

        Alas, we have a much longer history of Reese's Church 'n' State cups than that.

        Hell, the Pilgrims bailed out of England because they were basically considered mentally ill for their beliefs. We've been trying to come to our senses ever since, with varying degrees of success.

        Aside from the occasional setback, the arc has been in the right direction, if slow. We don't publicly burn people nearly as often now.

    • comrad_darkness

      Believe it or not, even back in the day, like 1000 AD it WAS. (All right, so like 1400 or so…)

      I blame the damn PC movement.

      A reference for those who are curious: http://www.personales.ulpgc.es/mronquillo.dch/pos

  • bureaucrap

    This is why North Carolina cannot have nice things.

    Except the Democratic Convention. Oops.

  • jjdaddyo

    I just don't get it. As a "Christian", with all the fucked up things in the world that Jesus warned you about like war, famine, poverty, people just plain being mean to each other, THIS is what you want to get upset about? Maybe you guys will die out first. I hope.

    • CommieLibunatic

      Like Bush and Lewis Black said, everything would change if we just stopped the queers. Everyone would have a 3,000 kilowatt hour solar panel, the lion would lay down with the lamb, the DJI would soar to 20,000, and the Sunnis and Shiites would lay down their arms. God would be in his Heaven, and all would be right in the world, if only we could stop those dastardly queers.

  • FNMA

    There's probably a Gloria Vanderbilt joke in here somewhere.

    • ChernobylSoup

      "White southerners… it's a shame to call them people."

    • Geminisunmars

      Something to do with jeans. Or genes.

      • WhatTheHeck

        the genes were cut and stitched on the bias.

        • jqheywood

          Upfists!

        • HogeyeGrex

          That phrase always reminds me of the joke about the mohel from 7th Ave.

  • prommie

    Alas for the South, her books have grown fewer, she never was much given to literature. Or art, history, philosophy, science, technology. . . .

    • Chichikovobarb

      Thanks to this post, prommie, I have been introduced to the marvel that is the poetry of J. Gordon Coogler, previously unknown to me. I will be forever in your debt.

      • prommie

        Well now I will have to go take a lookie, I only knew it from the Mencken quote in The Sahara of the Bozart.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      But it's always good for some religious lunacy.

    • Buckminster

      Coogler rocks!

  • smashaduck

    And put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. Proverbs 23:2 Take that out of context. Oh no, it's in context.

    • widestanceromance

      No doubt she does that many times a day, to scrape off crumbs as a snack.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      knife to the throat, fork to the lips…it all means "good eatin'" to this lady.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    She probably thinks gay babbies come from the butts of gay men after gay sex.

    • Geminisunmars

      Oh, how cute. Look at the widdle santorum.

    • boobookitteh

      They don't?

      • widestanceromance

        Little known secret is that while we gestate in our behinds, gaybies tear their way out the taint, which is why we recruit fresh straight babies to keep our kind going.

        • BornInATrailer

          Aliens libel!

  • ChernobylSoup

    Somebody made a stupid, ugly, and mean tree hybrid. She fell from the top and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

  • nounverb911

    Just build a fence around NC and be done with it.

    • OldWhiteLies

      You know what's interesting – NC used to be the progressive one in the bunch (South). Which, admittedly wasn't and isn't saying much.

      Then the state legislature was taken by the rethugs in 2010 for the first time in like a century or so. So some abyss of stupid opened up since then and any progress has been lost to the resulting vortex.

    • babyeinstein

      just harpin harpin harpin

    • niblick77

      No need. North Carolinian's cannot read maps and are not likely to leave the state. If is was not for the Internet we would not even know it was still there.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Jaba?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

       

    • BornInATrailer

      She's encased her millennia old moral code in carbonite. It should be well preserved.

  • niblick77

    Oh, please, please, please tell me she is single!

    • nounverb911

      She's saving herself for Jeebus.

      • Serolf_Divad

        He's told her already three times he's not interested, though.

        Sad.

    • tessiee

      Now THERE's a safe guess!

    • C_R_Eature

      She's Single now, but she's going to undergo Mitosis real soon.

  • FNMA

    OK, watched the video, or at least as much as I could before my head exploded, and was amazed that that woman seemed so lifelike for someone who obviously has flat-lined an EEG or two in her days.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    When did America go from the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Happy to the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Harpy?

    Isn't this chick's real name Butch Dykestra, Queen of Self Loathing?

    • prommie

      Black president; it has the trailer park white trash in a frenzy of hate.

  • Schmannnity

    "let's put all gays behind an electric fence and let them die out, and I mean that in a good way."

  • ThankYouJeebus

    FINISH THE DANG FENCE!
    (And put that pastor and his dumb fuck congregation on the inside.)

    • Dashboard Buddha

      or finish the Fang Dense.

  • Baconzgood

    The NEWEST member of the Algonquin Round Table.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Hell…she IS the table.

    • tessiee

      I'm pretty sure she'd be in favor of anything that included a table.

    • BornInATrailer

      The Algonquin Buffet Table.

  • SoBeach

    You can't fake that kind of stupid.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    Lemme um, try to, umm, lemme saye saye, umm…. I agree.

  • Schmannnity

    Is that a goiter or are you just happy to see iodine?

  • Baconzgood

    …This is your brain on Baptist church. Any questions?

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      I could have went full-Baptist but puberty (or God?) intervened.

  • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

    My cockatiel likes to hump his toys, and they can't reproduce. So logically, if I put him in a cage with his toys, there would be no more cockatiels, or bird toys, EVAR.

    *bangs head on desk

  • gullywompr

    With dipshits like this around, I'm surprised gay people don't build the fence themselves.

    • tessiee

      At least if the gay folks built the fence, it would be tasteful.

      • gullywompr

        And the property values would be higher on their side also too.

  • Schmannnity

    Following her logic, gays should be allowed to marry so they don't "infect" others in a closeted marriage.

  • bureaucrap

    The Sarah Palin school of Public Speaking produces another proud graduate!

    • Serolf_Divad

      Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean this woman's dumb as a bowl of lukewarm three day old gravy, but she's no Sarah Palin.

      • whatever_dc

        i actually think she's stupider than sarah palin and i had to lie down for a few minutes after thinking that because of the horror it inspired!!!

  • Redhead

    Well given that North Carolina only teaches abstinence in sex ed classes, and I highly doubt this chick has ever been laid, maybe she really DOESN'T know where babies come from?

    • ShiftyParadigm

      Actually, the Healthy Youth Act which was passed by the last Democratically controlled legislature and implemented starting in 2010 mandates that comprehensive sex education (including info on contraception and STD's) be taught in all schools.

    • vodkamuppet

      Really? I figure by age 16 she was already having her second kid.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Being that fat does make it hard to outrun grampa.

  • philpjfry

    Jesus said "Love one another" and as a good christian I do. Except for gays, liberals, non Christians especially Muslims, democrats, poor people, criminals,drug addicts, the blahs, Mexicans, Asians, all other non Americans and of course the Muslim socialist Obama. But I love everybody else.

  • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

    Fat, bigoted and stupid is no way to go through life, hon.

    • sewollef

      But it worked for so long…. why not keep the bigotry going?

  • deleted7977035

    Somebody's banging out a lot of posts today in hopes of starting the weekend early. Thank goodness we'll have booze to sustain us after Our Wonkette Overlords retire for the weekend.

    By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives? Here's what's hard to comprehend: if you don't drink, when you get up in the morning, that's the best you're going to feel all day.

    • OldWhiteLies

      So – they take a lot of naps.

    • C_R_Eature

      By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?

      Easy. They Brew/Cook/Grow their own.

      • V572 Is this him?

        Ah, yes. You can always get some more copper tubing at Home Depot on Sunday.

        • C_R_Eature

          It beats yankin' the radiator out of the F-250 on blocks in the front yard. Prestone does smooth the batch out, though and it adds a nice finish.

          • Chichikovobarb

            Hey C_R – who is the now-deleted person you were replying to here? With 126p I'm guessing it is a regular poster.

          • C_R_Eature

            That's (was) V572. Weird – I've never seen that before.

            Perhaps he/she/they just dumped an old avatar for a new one?

            EDIT: Looks like a totally deleted profile. There must be a reason, though I've got no idea what it may be.

          • Chichikovobarb

            The only time I've seen this "[no avatar] deleted[number]" header before was when ShavetheWhales [now reborn as George Spelvin/Skullfry] deleted his profile a couple of months ago. Let's hope V572 will reappear too.

          • C_R_Eature

            That's what is probably going on – thanks for the info.

            Reviewing the comment stream, I see that V572 got into an altercation with Our Esteemed Editrix over inappropriate posts. This might be an effort to reset. I hope so.

          • Chichikovovich

            Yes – I saw the same. Weejee seems to have been collateral damage, though s/he hasn't deleted his/her profile.

          • C_R_Eature

            Minefields are like that.

          • Chichikovovich

            Though this case was not so much stepping into a minefield as it was the police busting into a house and raining nightsticks on the unsuspecting guy sitting on the couch watching WWE Wrestling and then saying “Wait – this is 33578 Bungle Drive West. We wanted 33578 Bungle Drive East. Sorry.”—

          • C_R_Eature

            ….this is a Dangerous place…

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Crystal meth, silly

    • MissNancyPriss

      Sucks for though of us who have to be sober and live in liberal metropolitan areas.

  • Callyson

    Anderson's "Capital WTF?!?" expression around 1:10 is the journalistic equivalence of the guy sitting behind the schizo Nebraska lady cracking up…

    • vodkamuppet

      Didn't he actually do a facepalm at one point? I'll have to watch again.

  • Billmatic

    At least the Baptists don't have an pederast epidemic that they try to cover up, like the Pope what sits on his shiny throne in Rome.

    I mean yeah they are shitbags, but like the Catholic Church, I like to have a hierarchy of shitbaggery and top (bottom?) spot is always the Catholic Church.

    • prommie

      yeah, but the priests eventually take their dicks out of the alterboys, these churches fill the heads of their congregants with stuff thats way worse than a dick, and it stays forever.

      • Billmatic

        The Catholic Church does all of that, takes your money, makes you feel bad about yourself for having any sort of fun at all, and their propaganda and brainwashing is so powerful it results in a condition of what I like to call "residual catholicism" that can effect up to two generations after renouncing the Church.

        If you think that the Catholic Church doesn't preach homophobia and general genteel racism (by oppressing the legions of non-white Catholics with guilt) then you're pretty wrong.

        • prommie

          Mustn't have worked, with me.

    • whatever_dc

      i live near a large papist church and one sunday i was getting back to my house from the farmer's market and i said to the lady who had parked in front of the fire hydrant next to my house: "so is this a child raping service or is that just every other week" to which she responded: "FUCK YOU!" to which i said: "if i was a little boy one of those priests already would have tried". she moved her car.

  • Crank_Tango

    I'm not clicking on the clicky, no thank you.

    • Baconzgood

      You're missing out. Very rarely is stupidity like this broadcasted.

    • Fukui-sanRadioBarb

      It's worth it. I watched it twice. Incredible.

    • vodkamuppet

      It's the funny kind of stupid. They should show it in sex ed class to promote contraception, abortion and homosexuality.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Aaaand there you have America. Dobbs help us all.

  • Baconzgood

    I venture to guess she's not college educated.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I would venture to guess that she's still in the 2nd grade. I'm being serious. If you don't have a young 'un of your own borrow a friend's and ask them a complicated question (even though Anderson asked a pretty simple question). Watch how the kid works it out. Often it's adorable. However, with Fat Dumb and Stupid, it's frightening.

      • sewollef

        Ladies and gentlemen, this is a good portion of the American electorate in the south.

        They get to vote. Vote.

        Fuck the South I say…. give us our federal tax dollars back and leave us in peace and prosperity.

        • hunnybee

          i am so with you on that sentiment.

    • proudgrampa

      I'd be surprised if she was grade school educated.

    • prommie

      Maybe Liberty U.

      • grex1949

        Prolly a J.D. from Liberty.

    • BornInATrailer

      Well neither was I and I am not a giant asshole. Well, I am but in a much more enjoyable fashion.

      EDIT: And I mean that in a figurative, not literal sense. As in my behavior, not my actual b-hole being enjoyable. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

    • gingerland62

      She's not an elitist snob.

  • SorosBot

    I find it hard to believe that a woman with that hair style is not a lesbian.

    • MissTaken

      If it weren't for gay men we'd all look that way. Yikes.

    • MissNancyPriss

      Or that she's 19

  • C_R_Eature

    Everyone open The Book to Hymn 43.

    If Jesus Saves, well He'd better save Himself…

    • tessiee

      Most kick-ass air guitar solo ever!

      • C_R_Eature

        Martin Barre rawks!

    • http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

      Scene: humongous lecture hall, 1971. Prof droning on about 18th century England. When he mentioned Jethro Tull the students gave a chuckle of recognition. The prof, never having heard of the rock group, "plowed" on. When it happened again a few sentences later he stood there staring at his notes, unable to figure out what was so funny. He nervously fumbled his way through the rest of the lecture.

      • sewollef

        I saw what you did there.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey
  • prommie

    She is a fine example of the belligerent, in-your-face, proud ignorance that seems to accompany the savage variety of christianity down there. Its a defiant idiocy, because they hold their ingorance to be a virtue. "Fuck knowing stuff, all your knowing stuff ain't shit, cause God's gonna torture and kill you for my amusement when the rapture comes, you satanic faggot."

    • tessiee

      You saw it with $arah, and you saw it with bush.
      They ignorant, but they weren't *just* ignorant, because ignorant only = lacking in information, and most people are ignorant of at least some subjects.
      They were stupid, but they weren't *just* stupid, because mathematically, half of everyone is below average intelligence, and that alone doesn't make you a hateful shithead.
      It's an *aggressive pursuit* of ignorance and stupidity. People like that hate and fear anybody smarter than they are, and actively demonize intelligence and learning. If I were a nicer person, I'd pity someone who had to live in a world where everybody was smarter than they are — except that I've been bullied by the stupids since kindergarten, and I've watched them take over the country and run it into the ground a la Idiocracy, so fuck them.

      • prommie

        True quote, someone, male version of this dumbfuck, once said to me "Looks like we got us a college boy here. Hey college boy, you think your so smart, lets see you outsmart my fist." I was not welcomed in Micanopy.

        • tessiee

          My rant about some people being aggressively ignorant probably would have been more effective if I'd proofread:
          "They ignorant"
          and corrected it to read
          "They are ignorant".

          But seriously, we'd have stem cell research if it weren't for these assholes, so fuck them.

          • Buckminster

            God knows, it would be a terrible thing to cure children of leukemia or other childhood cancers through stem cell research, because….well, Jebus?

          • Chichikovobarb

            Sometimes it is good to just let things stand uncorrected and unremarked on. I read "They ignorant" to be "in character", with a tacit dopey accent. It worked that way. (Though the corrected version is killer too.)

        • Buckminster

          Prommie, a prophet is never welcomed in his own country, doncha' know. Or in his own Jebus church.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      "I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Evangelical Baptism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

      • FNMA

        Abide, Dude.

      • prommie

        Take'er easy for all us sinners.

    • GeneralLerong

      This should earn you a Pulitzer.

      If only it could be set up to auto-post itself frequently and at random to all wingtard forums…

  • SorosBot

    Is this woman the person who asked "How is babby formed?"?

    • MissTaken

      No, she's the one who replied "do way instain mother".

  • Callyson

    OK, for some reason I watched the whole thing. Christ almighty…

    I think I need to go to YouTube and look at some footage from a Gay Pride parade or something to drown out this woman's horrid combination of stupidity and hate, brb…

    • Baconzgood

      You beat me. I could only get through 1:30 of her grunting and pregnant pauses.

      • bagofmice

        You gotta see the end. The sound of her voice is AMAZING!

    • TheCosmicKahuna

      I find the YouTube "Big Fat Gay Collab" of Lily Allen's 'F–k You' always helps sooth my shattered nerves after something like this.

    • finallyhappy

      yup, Gay Pride parade coming soon to DC- Hot guys (I am a straight married woman but my eyes work just fine) and lots of great(if not all as good looking) gay and straight people in the parade and along the route

  • Goonemeritus

    I blame President Lincoln for this situation.

    • HarryButtle

      Right. When the white trash inlaws want to leave, JUST LET THEM LEAVE!

    • sewollef

      Me too.

      He had the chance to rid us of these morons. In his hands was the solution, but no, he had to start a fucking war to keep these racist, bigoted cocksuckers in the union.

      We might even ask ourselves, "what has the south ever given us"? And the answers would be thin on the ground. Ok, ok… Jazz. But apart from Jazz, what has the south ever done for us? Eh?

      Imagine how prosperous we'd be now.

    • Wile E. Barbote
  • gogogodzilla

    Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements? Is that like some kind of innoculation against reasonable criticism? Here, let me have a try.

    Go choke on an eclair, Stacy. Take that however you want.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      sweets for the sweet

    • prommie

      They are postmodernists; their statements have no meaning until heard by the audience, which ascribes the meaning it derives. Thus, what they say is not stupid, hateful, bigoted, or racist, unless the hearer takes it as stupid, bigoted, hateful or racist. Therefore it is the hearer's fault that the statement is stupid, bigoted, hateful, and racist. But of course, don't you see?

      • sullivanst

        I wouldn't mind seeing them deconstructed.

    • tessiee

      "Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements?"

      Tri-State equivalent:
      "All due respect, [incredibly hostile statement]."

      • Fare la Volpe

        "I'm not racist, but…"

    • Buckminster

      Yeah, you can take that "logic" and shove it where the sun don't shine. I wish I weren't feeling so un-Christian against this troll. I will have to pray to the Jesus in the bible that I read. Do you remember the one who wanted to exalt the meek and feed the poor? That's my guy.

  • Baconzgood

    This woman makes Forrest Gump look like Copernicus.

  • Fukui-sanRadioBarb

    Crap. Deleted?

    Oh I know what it was. I said I felt a bit guilty watching this the first time because it felt like laughing at the [redacted] (mentally disabled)

    Then you think about the message of hate she's pushing and it's different.

    The anger she feels when her cretinous belief system is challenged beggars belief.

    • smashaduck

      I've found a loophole. I can make all sorts of vile comments about people as long as it's a bible verse. Oh. Well, they started it.

    • prommie

      That anger, that is cognitive dissonance.

  • prommie

    "I'm close personal friends with Jesus, because he is my PERSONAL savior, and my God can kick any other God's ass, so fuck you." Man, I see it on their faces, what they are thinking. She is proud of herself for standing up to the ho-mo-seckshel reporter, standing up for whut Jeebus wants, amen.

  • tessiee

    Suffice it to say that this one is Memaw's least favorite relative.

  • prommie

    She probably gets ripped on meth and pulls trains down at the volunteer first aid squad on weekends.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

      It's hard to get your body so perfectly toned on meth, so I'm guessing it's not her drug of choice.

  • Baconzgood

    Ladies and gentlemen. Your NASCAR demographic.

  • LettucePrey

    Bitch needs an electric fence around her refrigerator.

  • MissTaken

    Bless her Crisco-blocked heart.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    She is creative though in her repurpose of the LazyBoy slipcover as her "blouse".

  • qwerty42

    Geeze, I'll assume she and her pastor are the real victims here. They are the ones suffering, just because they wanted to put teh gheyz in concentration camps and let them die. And who isn't for that? I mean, gay agenda and all. Let's show some compassion here folks.

    @V572:
    By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?
    Meth. But it's not just for weekends (when you can't by booze) anymore. It's a lifestyle.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    I love how she patiently tries to explain to Anderson how men can't reproduce with men, and women with women. It's so obvious, Anderson.

  • cheetojeebus

    It really baffles me how people this stupid make it through just one day without killing themselves through some hapless accident.

    • FNMA

      Hey, hold my beer and watch this…

      • http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

        Morning safety talk before heading out for wildfire duties one day included "What are the four most dangerous words in the English language?"…."Hey Bubba, watch this!"

  • Arken

    Nice neck wattle.

  • BornInATrailer

    How is gayby made?

  • elburritodeluxe

    Jesus sits right next to her in church every Sunday.

  • hagajim

    Perfect example of hateful and stupid in one big fat hillbilly bitch, and doesn't the Bible she clearly holds so dear say something about gluttony? Look in the mirror stupid.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I'm soooo proud to be an American…

  • Exhausted66

    And still, I find this post easy to fap to.

    Motorboat. motorboat go so fast!

  • PhilippePetain

    I should probably feel guilty about this, but this video makes me want to get the fuck out of the working class.

  • MoeDeLawn

    You guys stop harping! YOU'RE TAKING HER OUTTA CONTEX!

  • Wonderthing

    These people are all over the fucking place. Can't we round them up and put them behind a fence somewhere where they'll slowly die out? I didn't listen to her whole spew because intelligence.

    • calliecallie

      Sadly, I suspect they would procreate and not only never die out but get even stupider, if that is possible.

      • Wile E. Barbote

        800 rads to the nads would take care of that problem.

        • bagofmice

          I see you've already considered the social fallout.

  • jqheywood

    It has to b e said….

    You know who else built fenced-in camps and put gay and lesbian people in them?

    • calliecallie

      Michelle and Marcus Bachman?

  • __kth__

    Her brother looks exactly like her, except his head is shaved and he has tattoos that reach almost to his earlobe.

  • fuflans

    now that's one pig that doesn't deserve to turn around.

  • swordfis

    I believe that within two decades the few of these people who manage to survive modernity will be regarded as Neanderthalenses.

    • Wile E. Barbote

      I don't know, these fucks breed like crazy. Stupid people always do.

  • jgalleg4

    This does make me slightly less ashamed to be a Virginian…at least we're not North Carolina.

    • whatever_dc

      maybe but you still have one of fallwell's disciples as governor…

      • jgalleg4

        Crap…that's true.

    • GeneralLerong

      That's what they say in Louisiana. "At least we're not Arkansas."

      Mind-boggling, ain't it?

  • Nopantsmcgee

    Jesus. Right out of central casting.

  • Nopantsmcgee

    Instant cretin: Just add corn syrup and gross misinterpretation of biblical scripture.

  • BornInATrailer

    It is really cruel that people that actually don't know how baby is made can still make baby.

    Darn you, evolution! -shakes fist-

  • iburl

    Somebody remind me. Why is skullfucking bad?

  • __kth__

    Also: Confederate Prom Queen, that's you in about 10 years, maybe less.

  • tessiee

    Doesn't Paula Deen have a recipe for a burger that, instead of being on a bun, is between two Krispy Kreme donuts?
    I'm just askin', is all.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

    Ok so just think about this for a second. If this were put into place by the christian fascists. Once they got rid of all the "obvious" gays and known gays. How would they find them all? Not to mention that once you started this Final Solution, it would never really end since new gays are born every day and those growing up in a society like that would never come out. Genius I tell ya Genius!

  • HelmutNewton

    Is this Skoal Rebel's wife/sister?

  • greenide1

    Gol-darn, Anderson. If y'all wasn't such a Noo Yo-ark homa-SEX-y'all you'd understand what she was a-sayin'.

  • BTWBFDIMHO

    Her father died in one of those camps, when he fell from the…

  • sullivanst

    Double face palm.

  • Wile E. Barbote

    Weren't these assholes supposed to get raptured last May?

  • owhatever

    She carefully put on her makeup before going on camera to sound just like her idiot preacher.

  • comrad_darkness

    Upon further reflection, I think she makes a good point, albeit, accidentally. Preachers say shit, but it don' mean nothin'. It's just words you can take however you like. You can agree with the hate, and get a warm fuzzy feeling, or you can ignore it, or you can get angry. It's the spirit of the thing, only, and it always been that way. If it weren't that way churches would not have survived into the third millennium, as they apparently have.

    The situation only runs off the rails when you get people in charge who are screwed in the head enough to think there is some kind of actionable policy embedded in those meaningless words.

  • Wile E. Barbote

    Evangelical Christianity is a shit-religion for total fucking losers.

  • Wile E. Barbote

    She's just bitter because this shirt doesn't come in the Extra-Large Fat Southern Bigot Size.

  • gingerland62

    "electric fence this and that, they are taking it out of context."

    I'll give 50:1 odds she has no idea what the word "context" means.

  • Wile E. Barbote

    I really loved her work in as Roz in Monsters, Inc. but I have to say that she's really let herself go since then.

  • ph7

    Crystallized here.

  • randomsausage

    I don't mind me a bit of BBW from time-to-time but this chick has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

  • JustPixelz

    She makes me want to switch teams.

  • JustPixelz

    They could put her in an electrified fence with the all the young men in her town. Drop in some food. And eventually they'd die out because, really, who would want to.

  • CommieLibunatic

    Uh oh. There's that feeling again. That feeling of overwhelming, soul-blackening rage. The kind that makes one violate rules on comment civility.

    Take it easy, Commie. Take it easy… take a deep breath and think of your wife wearing something ridiculusty…

  • abelilnkinverb

    Watched until my ears started to bleed.

  • pinkocommi

    I wish Anderson asked her when she is going to free Han Solo from the deep freeze.

  • carlosmuecke

    Kept waiting for Cooper to say the obvious…."I'm gay, do you think they should round me up and put me in a concentration camp?"….but NOOOES, that was too obvious!

  • didgen

    Finally they have found the perfect person for Mittens to bounce his ideas off.

  • TribecaMike

    The young lady obviously was much less interested in being interviewed for the first (and last) time in her life on national television than she was in the all you can eat buffet restaurant behind the camera operator.

  • Buckminster

    On the bright side, between what is obviously delusional thinking and her body type, which makes theType 2 Diabetes imminent, the good reverend will go soon to her heavenly reward, God bless her hater soul. Let's hope Jebus is on-site for the culling.

    "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a fat hater to pass up a doughnut."–the Book of Buckminster the Impure of Thought

  • Buckminster

    I bet she thinks the mentally ill should be put through exorcism.

  • vtxmcrider

    I propose the breakup of the USA into (1) the United Blue States of America and (2) Dumbfuckistan Jesusland.

  • ttommyunger

    Is that Banjo music in the background?

    • TribecaMike

      Bluegrass music would probably scare the hell out of her. She strikes me as being more of a Garth Brooks fan.

      • ttommyunger

        Ted (Tiny Penis) Nugent.

  • V572 Is this him?

    Yeah but that didn’t help me my first Sunday nights in Anniston AL or Alamogordo NM. You learn to check first.