BIG TENTS  9:32 am May 25, 2012

Young Meghan McCain Speaks Ill Of Dead Andrew Breitbart, Live Michelle Malkin

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Getting ready for hairbraiding and ticklefightsWonkette bestie Megs McCabe was on The Al Sharpton Show (because why wouldn’t she be?) and she simply does not care for the rest of her Republican party fellows treating her like a freak and a mutant just because she loves gay marriage and boning! More big tents for Megs! (Also, the Democrats do it too, Megs says, because there are no moderate Democrats anymore, mmhmm!) And who is to blame? People sowing fear and hate, specifically “hateful extremist” Ghost Andrew Breitbart and horrible hellbeast Michelle Malkin. “Those are bloggers?” Sharpton asks. Well, in a manner of speaking.

Poor Andrew Breitbart. Even dead he is being called out as the worst thing to happen to civility since Preston Brooks. Can’t wait to see the VETTENING of “Meghan McCain: Between the Sheets.”

 
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Limeylizzie May 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

I love Megs , maybe it's the bosom buddy thing.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:38 am

Pics or GTFO

Tundra Grifter May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

2L:

Two tempests in D cups?

fuflans May 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

and she looks tots adorable in that lil pin up shot there.

ChernobylSoup May 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

Meghan, if you're going to remain in that political party you just need to learn to make a sandwich. Not much else shall be expected of you.

While you're at it, bake me a pie.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:38 am

She made me banana cream

ChernobylSoup May 25, 2012 at 9:52 am

I thought you were lactose intolerant.

Steverino247 May 25, 2012 at 9:54 am

What have you got against lactose? What have they ever done to you?

Nostrildamus May 25, 2012 at 11:59 am

β-D-galactopyranosyl-(1→4)-D-glucose LIBEL !!!

radio-of-owls May 25, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Now you've done it. NAMJA* is gonna be all over your radioactive ass.

*National Association of Moo-Juice Americans.

BarackMyWorld May 25, 2012 at 9:41 am

If on Sharpton's show, it better be blueberry pie.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 10:09 am

Noone will be expecting sex, what with wide-stancing bathroom goblins and such being the rule in the Big Closet party.

Sharkey May 26, 2012 at 9:42 am

Sharkey haz a cunfuse.

This post says May 24, what happened to the 25th and 26th?

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

This is news, only because Meg said it? How desperate is the media for news these days?

Also news: Mitt breats Obama among white men.
(Coming up: dog bites man! Film at 11.)

Boojum May 25, 2012 at 9:48 am

I think "breats" was a Freudian slip, caused by the fact you were still thinking of Meg's breasts.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2012 at 10:15 am

Fat fingers on a laptop – never a good combination.

EatsBabyDingos May 25, 2012 at 9:36 am

Malkin is intellectually gooey, with a crusty demeanor, and a gross outlook on life. Blogger? Sounds more like a booger.

fuflans May 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

well. liquid lunch for me!

Goonemeritus May 25, 2012 at 9:36 am

Extreme views in defense of boning is no vice!

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:40 am

I'm extremely approving of boning and vice

Boojum May 25, 2012 at 9:49 am

I'm approving of extreme boning and vice.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:52 am

I'm too old for extreme boning. I need a pit crew for that.

Chichikovobarb May 25, 2012 at 10:22 am

And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of whoopie is no virtue!

Vecchiojohn May 25, 2012 at 9:38 am

It must be hell being a Republican and not being insane.

Terry May 25, 2012 at 9:43 am

Most people in that category are now independents.

OneYieldRegular May 25, 2012 at 10:21 am

Who are you talking about?

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:39 am

Zombie Breitbart had a boner for Meghan, but now it fell off.

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 10:41 am

He was always dickless so it's not he's going to miss it.

smashedinhat May 25, 2012 at 9:39 am

This is news because?

Steverino247 May 25, 2012 at 9:55 am

Because she is blond and has plump breasts, of course.

freakishlywrong May 25, 2012 at 9:41 am

It's sorta like when I ditched the Catholic church, Megs. I didn't want to be a member of a cult that didn't like me.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 9:44 am

Why do we have to listen to the daughters of politicians? What the fuck? They don't hold office and never had but their opinions matter some how? That's like asking someone medical advice because their father is a Dr. I don't give a shit what Bristol and Chelsea have to say about our foreign policy.

anniegetyerfun May 25, 2012 at 9:47 am

Because tits.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 9:49 am

Those are some mighty big reasons.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:48 am

Tits or GTFO, Megs!

smashedinhat May 25, 2012 at 9:50 am

Preach it! The only reason we are not opining on the national stage is due to the fact that we are not networked at a level that comes from being bred into the political caste.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:52 am

Also, we're foul-mouthed idiots, but that doesn't seem to be that biga disqualification.

Baconzgood May 25, 2012 at 9:54 am

That is a valid point I want to take seriously but…It's just with your avatar…

Failed_2_Menace May 25, 2012 at 11:22 am

This is an important question that should be investigated by a journalist with real chops. Luke Russert, perhaps.

elburritodeluxe May 25, 2012 at 9:44 am

They all somehow draw a paycheck from being political personalities, not for doing anything politically interesting.

As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out.

anniegetyerfun May 25, 2012 at 9:48 am

OMG, don't say that! Malkin would eat Meg's face. Have you SEEN the teeth on that she-demon?

BeefHardcake July 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I knew it. Michelle Malkin is actually Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

Actually, that makes a lot of sense.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 9:57 am

"As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out."

I'd rather listen to Vogon Poetry.

chascates May 25, 2012 at 10:03 am

I'd have to go with Meghan and Bristol Palin.

MosesInvests May 25, 2012 at 12:13 pm

As long as Bristol does no talking, whatsoever.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 9:44 am

Now this is more like it. This is big-tent-pitching material, right here.

BarackMyWorld May 25, 2012 at 9:45 am

Let's be clear…while Breitbart liked using his dishonesty and racism to try to ruin individuals, Malkin goes further and uses her dishonesty and racism to champion discrimination against large groups.

OldWhiteLies May 25, 2012 at 10:59 am

One wonders if she is overcompensating because she herself (Malkin, that is) is a minority. Price of admission, and all that.

Biff May 25, 2012 at 11:29 am

She simply can't come to grips with the fact that she is an anchor babby.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:10 pm

No shit. I want to throw that in her face every second of the day.

biblioteq_tress May 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

If I might illustrate, if we converted the Kinsey scale so that 0= total asshat to 6= Paul Newman, then Malkin is a 0 and Breitbart might be a 2.

Mittens Howell, III May 25, 2012 at 9:46 am

I love Megs for her mind.

BarackMyWorld May 25, 2012 at 10:12 am

Her big, soft, round, bouncy mind.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2012 at 10:18 am

She seems to be of two minds on this topic.

John Birf Society May 25, 2012 at 9:47 am

I'd like to put the shaft-ig in little miss Zaftig

prommie May 25, 2012 at 9:51 am

This post deserves special recognition. I nod in admiration, my friend.

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Oh, I was supposed to *nod* in admiration? Right, will do as soon as I'm done with this hand lotion. Hey, do you have any Kleenex?

x111e7thst May 25, 2012 at 9:47 am

It's been a while since I've seen her ultraviolet smile..

e_z May 25, 2012 at 9:49 am

"if you're a moderate by many pundits and politicians you're not a real republican"

If however you are batshit crazy , you're in like Flynn.

SorosBot May 25, 2012 at 9:50 am

Sowing hate and fear is all the Republican party has left these days, Megs; they are just the party of the Dark Side now.

ManchuCandidate May 25, 2012 at 9:53 am

But not dark, if you know what I mean!

Steverino247 May 25, 2012 at 9:57 am

And they lie about having cookies, too!

BklynIlluminati May 25, 2012 at 9:51 am

You know Meg you don't have to stay in the house that's on fire just because of Daddy. You know the party with all the cool kids is on the left you can leave the crazies anytime you want, because you can't fix crazy.

V572 Is this him? May 25, 2012 at 9:53 am

OT, but can we please talk about the average investor is discouraged from the stock market because the Facebook IPO (which was never available to the small investor anyway) was a disappointment?

The "newspaper of record" thinks this is front-page news

Boojum May 25, 2012 at 9:55 am

How about we talk about how the average blogger is discouraged from striking up a conversation with Meghan McCain because he knows the Cheetoh dust will prevent him from touching her boobies?

V572 Is this him? May 25, 2012 at 9:57 am

Yes, that's a better topic.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 10:01 am

Get outta here with that crazy talk about the worthlessness of the "media." Its Summer Time! Booze and Barbecue and girls in bikinis! And no-fucking-one is at work today!

Mumbletypeg May 25, 2012 at 10:17 am

no-fucking-one is at work today

…except some of us dutiful slobs!
But hey — being *at* work doesn't mean I'm actually "at work" on anything, does it?

OldWhiteLies May 25, 2012 at 11:05 am

Yes, some of us are "at" or at work today.

But then again, we here in our IT cave thought that The IT Crowd was a reality show until just last week.

V572 Is this him? May 25, 2012 at 10:25 am

So I take it you’re not interested in the interview with NYT media reporter David Carr in today’s “Talking Points Memo”? http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/tpm-interview-new-york-times-media-columnist-david-carr.php?ref=fpnewsfeedIf we talked about it here, we could achieve undreamed-of levels of meta-ness.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 10:30 am

I overdosed on meta reading Infinite Jest.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2012 at 10:21 am

The well-connected 1-percenters who DID have access to the IPO are getting their asses handed to them. That's news that schadens my freude.

Chichikovobarb May 25, 2012 at 10:32 am

Yeah, but the really well-connected 1% of the 1%-ers got back channel info that allowed them to fill three more money bins.

Boojum May 25, 2012 at 9:54 am

That picture shows the perfect place to have a vigorous and in depth debate on these subjects with Meg.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 9:55 am

Meghan McCain: "RINO"

Andrew Breitbart: WINO.

freakishlywrong May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am

This was almost as newsworthy as the terrific Harball smackdown that Tweety delivered to Newt. I now know Newt's favorite zoo is in San Diego. I couldn't lunge at the remote fast enough.

chascates May 25, 2012 at 9:59 am

I'm beginning to like her. Now if she'll switch from Bud Lite to Fat Tire and admit her dad has dementia we'd be on even better terms.

Tundra Grifter May 25, 2012 at 11:56 am

She could be the blonde Bud Light Lady Luck.

bibliotequetress May 25, 2012 at 10:14 am

It is so nice to see a GOPer with big ta-taas who is not a fat white guy. Go, Megs!

Now get over that "moderate dem" silliness and join us in our big, bra optional tent.

proudgrampa May 25, 2012 at 10:19 am

Oooooh. I would love for Megs to join me in my tent!

And thanks, Rebecca, that pinup is a wonderful birthday gift for an old like me!

Martinis on me, today!

Love,

proudgrampa

OldWhiteLies May 25, 2012 at 11:10 am

Please make mine dust dry – and forget that shaken or stirred crap, just pour it into the glass. I'm thirsty.

HistoriBarb May 25, 2012 at 10:25 am

No one has said it yet? I'd hit it.

C_R_Eature May 25, 2012 at 10:26 am

On the Pressing National Issues of the Day:

Let us hear what Meghan's Breasts have to say.

OneYieldRegular May 25, 2012 at 10:28 am

What does she want – a merit badge?

smitallica May 25, 2012 at 10:37 am

I think this issue can only be settled with a serious "debate" between Meg McCain, Abby Huntsman, and a double-ender. Who's with me?

Dashboard Buddha May 25, 2012 at 10:41 am

Is there room for one more "I could have a big tent for Meg" joke?

rickmaci May 25, 2012 at 10:43 am

She stays with the Reptard thing out of consideration for her old man. Gotta love her for her loyalty. When Pop rides the Great A-4 into eternity, she'll change teams, I'd put money on that. For the record, I'd hit it 'cause women who love the gays are usually very liberal (bwhahahahasnarksnark, sorry Megs, couldn't resist but you know it's how you really think) about sex and freaks in the sheets.

crybabyboehner May 25, 2012 at 11:07 am

If only she weren't an heiress.

Billmatic May 25, 2012 at 11:14 am

Seriously Meghan when are you going to realize you're a fucking Democrat.

EDIT: I know she can't hear me!

natoslug May 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm

More importantly, why isn't she fucking a Democrat. Which one(s)?- ALL OF THEM, KATIE!!!!!

barto May 25, 2012 at 11:29 am

Like her shoes and her dress, I suspect cuffs and collar don't match either, but hey, kinky!

Wile E. Barbote May 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Nahhh, she's probably got hardwood floors. Damn, whatever happened to 70's bush?

Tundra Grifter May 25, 2012 at 11:54 am

"More big tents for Megs!"

I'll bring the wine coolers!

fuflans May 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

i think megs is too smart for wine coolers.

also, way more class.

imissopus May 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm

And let's be clear, there are extremists in the Democratic Party as well…

Bah. Shut up with the "both sides do it" bullshit, Megs.

Dr. Nick Riviera May 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm

I would love to know who the extremists on our side are. Bobby Rush and his hoodie?

LadyWisdom May 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I hope Meghan McCain quits compartmentalizing, grows up and joins the Democrats soon. Her continual hedging is getting tedious.

fitley May 27, 2012 at 10:20 pm

I'm sure when Megz announces that she has evolved into a Democrat the money faucet will be shut down and locked.

Sharkey May 25, 2012 at 4:50 pm

The hair extensions are looking great these days, Meggy!

TribecaMike May 25, 2012 at 8:14 pm

She must have one heck of a well-connected pr guy.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Prolly just Breitbart didn't drink Budweiser. He was stealing from Megz's inheritance, that.

ttommyunger May 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Megs desperately needs to lose that Republican identification; and about 25 pounds.

fitley May 27, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Since we can't get Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen Dana Loesch to do the Dead Afghan Sprinkle on BreitCorpse's grave maybe Megs will. Just spitting on it is so lame.

prommie May 25, 2012 at 9:46 am

Take me with you! I am an expert on bra style and fit.

actor212 May 25, 2012 at 9:47 am

Does it come with a glory hole?

prommie May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am

There are no "Democrats" in office.

Callyson May 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

1. The Reeps' definition of a moderate Democrat: one who constantly supports the GOP line.

2. FFS, did Meghan McCain ever hear of Senators Bob Casey and Dianne Feinstein, just to name two?

Sigh…

Tundra Grifter May 25, 2012 at 11:51 am

I've never put one on, but I've taken a few off.

valthemus May 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I do concur. I'll even join the sigh-fest.

*Sigh*

glasspusher May 25, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Spare me your saccharine protests

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