Wonkette bestie Megs McCabe was on The Al Sharpton Show (because why wouldn’t she be?) and she simply does not care for the rest of her Republican party fellows treating her like a freak and a mutant just because she loves gay marriage and boning! More big tents for Megs! (Also, the Democrats do it too, Megs says, because there are no moderate Democrats anymore, mmhmm!) And who is to blame? People sowing fear and hate, specifically “hateful extremist” Ghost Andrew Breitbart and horrible hellbeast Michelle Malkin. “Those are bloggers?” Sharpton asks. Well, in a manner of speaking.
Poor Andrew Breitbart. Even dead he is being called out as the worst thing to happen to civility since Preston Brooks. Can’t wait to see the VETTENING of “Meghan McCain: Between the Sheets.”
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I love Megs , maybe it's the bosom buddy thing.
Pics or GTFO
2L:
Two tempests in D cups?
and she looks tots adorable in that lil pin up shot there.
Meghan, if you're going to remain in that political party you just need to learn to make a sandwich. Not much else shall be expected of you.
While you're at it, bake me a pie.
She made me banana cream
I thought you were lactose intolerant.
What have you got against lactose? What have they ever done to you?
β-D-galactopyranosyl-(1→4)-D-glucose LIBEL !!!
Now you've done it. NAMJA* is gonna be all over your radioactive ass.
*National Association of Moo-Juice Americans.
If on Sharpton's show, it better be blueberry pie.
Noone will be expecting sex, what with wide-stancing bathroom goblins and such being the rule in the Big Closet party.
Sharkey haz a cunfuse.
This post says May 24, what happened to the 25th and 26th?
This is news, only because Meg said it? How desperate is the media for news these days?
Also news: Mitt breats Obama among white men.
(Coming up: dog bites man! Film at 11.)
I think "breats" was a Freudian slip, caused by the fact you were still thinking of Meg's breasts.
Fat fingers on a laptop – never a good combination.
Malkin is intellectually gooey, with a crusty demeanor, and a gross outlook on life. Blogger? Sounds more like a booger.
well. liquid lunch for me!
Extreme views in defense of boning is no vice!
I'm extremely approving of boning and vice
I'm approving of extreme boning and vice.
I'm too old for extreme boning. I need a pit crew for that.
And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of whoopie is no virtue!
It must be hell being a Republican and not being insane.
Most people in that category are now independents.
Who are you talking about?
Zombie Breitbart had a boner for Meghan, but now it fell off.
He was always dickless so it's not he's going to miss it.
This is news because?
Because she is blond and has plump breasts, of course.
It's sorta like when I ditched the Catholic church, Megs. I didn't want to be a member of a cult that didn't like me.
Why do we have to listen to the daughters of politicians? What the fuck? They don't hold office and never had but their opinions matter some how? That's like asking someone medical advice because their father is a Dr. I don't give a shit what Bristol and Chelsea have to say about our foreign policy.
Because tits.
Those are some mighty big reasons.
Tits or GTFO, Megs!
Preach it! The only reason we are not opining on the national stage is due to the fact that we are not networked at a level that comes from being bred into the political caste.
Also, we're foul-mouthed idiots, but that doesn't seem to be that biga disqualification.
That is a valid point I want to take seriously but…It's just with your avatar…
This is an important question that should be investigated by a journalist with real chops. Luke Russert, perhaps.
They all somehow draw a paycheck from being political personalities, not for doing anything politically interesting.
As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out.
OMG, don't say that! Malkin would eat Meg's face. Have you SEEN the teeth on that she-demon?
I knew it. Michelle Malkin is actually Mileena from Mortal Kombat.
Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
"As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out."
I'd rather listen to Vogon Poetry.
I'd have to go with Meghan and Bristol Palin.
As long as Bristol does no talking, whatsoever.
Now this is more like it. This is big-tent-pitching material, right here.
Let's be clear…while Breitbart liked using his dishonesty and racism to try to ruin individuals, Malkin goes further and uses her dishonesty and racism to champion discrimination against large groups.
One wonders if she is overcompensating because she herself (Malkin, that is) is a minority. Price of admission, and all that.
She simply can't come to grips with the fact that she is an anchor babby.
No shit. I want to throw that in her face every second of the day.
If I might illustrate, if we converted the Kinsey scale so that 0= total asshat to 6= Paul Newman, then Malkin is a 0 and Breitbart might be a 2.
I love Megs for her mind.
Her big, soft, round, bouncy mind.
She seems to be of two minds on this topic.
I'd like to put the shaft-ig in little miss Zaftig
This post deserves special recognition. I nod in admiration, my friend.
Oh, I was supposed to *nod* in admiration? Right, will do as soon as I'm done with this hand lotion. Hey, do you have any Kleenex?
It's been a while since I've seen her ultraviolet smile..
"if you're a moderate by many pundits and politicians you're not a real republican"
If however you are batshit crazy , you're in like Flynn.
Sowing hate and fear is all the Republican party has left these days, Megs; they are just the party of the Dark Side now.
But not dark, if you know what I mean!
And they lie about having cookies, too!
You know Meg you don't have to stay in the house that's on fire just because of Daddy. You know the party with all the cool kids is on the left you can leave the crazies anytime you want, because you can't fix crazy.
OT, but can we please talk about the average investor is discouraged from the stock market because the Facebook IPO (which was never available to the small investor anyway) was a disappointment?
The "newspaper of record" thinks this is front-page news
How about we talk about how the average blogger is discouraged from striking up a conversation with Meghan McCain because he knows the Cheetoh dust will prevent him from touching her boobies?
Yes, that's a better topic.
Get outta here with that crazy talk about the worthlessness of the "media." Its Summer Time! Booze and Barbecue and girls in bikinis! And no-fucking-one is at work today!
no-fucking-one is at work today
…except some of us dutiful slobs!
But hey — being *at* work doesn't mean I'm actually "at work" on anything, does it?
Yes, some of us are "at" or at work today.
But then again, we here in our IT cave thought that The IT Crowd was a reality show until just last week.
So I take it you’re not interested in the interview with NYT media reporter David Carr in today’s “Talking Points Memo”? http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/tpm-interview-new-york-times-media-columnist-david-carr.php?ref=fpnewsfeedIf we talked about it here, we could achieve undreamed-of levels of meta-ness.
I overdosed on meta reading Infinite Jest.
The well-connected 1-percenters who DID have access to the IPO are getting their asses handed to them. That's news that schadens my freude.
Yeah, but the really well-connected 1% of the 1%-ers got back channel info that allowed them to fill three more money bins.
That picture shows the perfect place to have a vigorous and in depth debate on these subjects with Meg.
Meghan McCain: "RINO"
Andrew Breitbart: WINO.
This was almost as newsworthy as the terrific Harball smackdown that Tweety delivered to Newt. I now know Newt's favorite zoo is in San Diego. I couldn't lunge at the remote fast enough.
I'm beginning to like her. Now if she'll switch from Bud Lite to Fat Tire and admit her dad has dementia we'd be on even better terms.
She could be the blonde Bud Light Lady Luck.
It is so nice to see a GOPer with big ta-taas who is not a fat white guy. Go, Megs!
Now get over that "moderate dem" silliness and join us in our big, bra optional tent.
Oooooh. I would love for Megs to join me in my tent!
And thanks, Rebecca, that pinup is a wonderful birthday gift for an old like me!
Martinis on me, today!
Love,
proudgrampa
Please make mine dust dry – and forget that shaken or stirred crap, just pour it into the glass. I'm thirsty.
No one has said it yet? I'd hit it.
On the Pressing National Issues of the Day:
Let us hear what Meghan's Breasts have to say.
What does she want – a merit badge?
I think this issue can only be settled with a serious "debate" between Meg McCain, Abby Huntsman, and a double-ender. Who's with me?
Is there room for one more "I could have a big tent for Meg" joke?
She stays with the Reptard thing out of consideration for her old man. Gotta love her for her loyalty. When Pop rides the Great A-4 into eternity, she'll change teams, I'd put money on that. For the record, I'd hit it 'cause women who love the gays are usually very liberal (bwhahahahasnarksnark, sorry Megs, couldn't resist but you know it's how you really think) about sex and freaks in the sheets.
If only she weren't an heiress.
Seriously Meghan when are you going to realize you're a fucking Democrat.
EDIT: I know she can't hear me!
More importantly, why isn't she fucking a Democrat. Which one(s)?- ALL OF THEM, KATIE!!!!!
Like her shoes and her dress, I suspect cuffs and collar don't match either, but hey, kinky!
Nahhh, she's probably got hardwood floors. Damn, whatever happened to 70's bush?
"More big tents for Megs!"
I'll bring the wine coolers!
i think megs is too smart for wine coolers.
also, way more class.
And let's be clear, there are extremists in the Democratic Party as well…
Bah. Shut up with the "both sides do it" bullshit, Megs.
I would love to know who the extremists on our side are. Bobby Rush and his hoodie?
I hope Meghan McCain quits compartmentalizing, grows up and joins the Democrats soon. Her continual hedging is getting tedious.
I'm sure when Megz announces that she has evolved into a Democrat the money faucet will be shut down and locked.
The hair extensions are looking great these days, Meggy!
She must have one heck of a well-connected pr guy.
Prolly just Breitbart didn't drink Budweiser. He was stealing from Megz's inheritance, that.
Megs desperately needs to lose that Republican identification; and about 25 pounds.
Since we can't get Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen Dana Loesch to do the Dead Afghan Sprinkle on BreitCorpse's grave maybe Megs will. Just spitting on it is so lame.
Take me with you! I am an expert on bra style and fit.
Does it come with a glory hole?
There are no "Democrats" in office.
1. The Reeps' definition of a moderate Democrat: one who constantly supports the GOP line.
2. FFS, did Meghan McCain ever hear of Senators Bob Casey and Dianne Feinstein, just to name two?
Sigh…
I've never put one on, but I've taken a few off.
I do concur. I'll even join the sigh-fest.
*Sigh*
Spare me your saccharine protests
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