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Young Meghan McCain Speaks Ill Of Dead Andrew Breitbart, Live Michelle Malkin

Getting ready for hairbraiding and ticklefightsWonkette bestie Megs McCabe was on The Al Sharpton Show (because why wouldn’t she be?) and she simply does not care for the rest of her Republican party fellows treating her like a freak and a mutant just because she loves gay marriage and boning! More big tents for Megs! (Also, the Democrats do it too, Megs says, because there are no moderate Democrats anymore, mmhmm!) And who is to blame? People sowing fear and hate, specifically “hateful extremist” Ghost Andrew Breitbart and horrible hellbeast Michelle Malkin. “Those are bloggers?” Sharpton asks. Well, in a manner of speaking.

Poor Andrew Breitbart. Even dead he is being called out as the worst thing to happen to civility since Preston Brooks. Can’t wait to see the VETTENING of “Meghan McCain: Between the Sheets.”

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  • Limeylizzie

    I love Megs , maybe it's the bosom buddy thing.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Pics or GTFO

    • Tundra Grifter

      2L:

      Two tempests in D cups?

    • fuflans

      and she looks tots adorable in that lil pin up shot there.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Meghan, if you're going to remain in that political party you just need to learn to make a sandwich. Not much else shall be expected of you.

    While you're at it, bake me a pie.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      She made me banana cream

      • ChernobylSoup

        I thought you were lactose intolerant.

        • Steverino247

          What have you got against lactose? What have they ever done to you?

          • Nostrildamus

            β-D-galactopyranosyl-(1→4)-D-glucose LIBEL !!!

          • glasspusher

            Spare me your saccharine protests

        • radio-of-owls

          Now you've done it. NAMJA* is gonna be all over your radioactive ass.

          *National Association of Moo-Juice Americans.

    • BarackMyWorld

      If on Sharpton's show, it better be blueberry pie.

    • prommie

      Noone will be expecting sex, what with wide-stancing bathroom goblins and such being the rule in the Big Closet party.

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      Sharkey haz a cunfuse.

      This post says May 24, what happened to the 25th and 26th?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    This is news, only because Meg said it? How desperate is the media for news these days?

    Also news: Mitt breats Obama among white men.
    (Coming up: dog bites man! Film at 11.)

    • Boojum

      I think "breats" was a Freudian slip, caused by the fact you were still thinking of Meg's breasts.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Fat fingers on a laptop – never a good combination.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Malkin is intellectually gooey, with a crusty demeanor, and a gross outlook on life. Blogger? Sounds more like a booger.

    • fuflans

      well. liquid lunch for me!

  • Goonemeritus

    Extreme views in defense of boning is no vice!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'm extremely approving of boning and vice

      • Boojum

        I'm approving of extreme boning and vice.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          I'm too old for extreme boning. I need a pit crew for that.

    • Chichikovobarb

      And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of whoopie is no virtue!

  • Vecchiojohn

    It must be hell being a Republican and not being insane.

    • Terry

      Most people in that category are now independents.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Who are you talking about?

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Zombie Breitbart had a boner for Meghan, but now it fell off.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      He was always dickless so it's not he's going to miss it.

  • smashedinhat

    This is news because?

    • Steverino247

      Because she is blond and has plump breasts, of course.

  • freakishlywrong

    It's sorta like when I ditched the Catholic church, Megs. I didn't want to be a member of a cult that didn't like me.

  • Baconzgood

    Why do we have to listen to the daughters of politicians? What the fuck? They don't hold office and never had but their opinions matter some how? That's like asking someone medical advice because their father is a Dr. I don't give a shit what Bristol and Chelsea have to say about our foreign policy.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Because tits.

      • prommie

        Those are some mighty big reasons.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Tits or GTFO, Megs!

    • smashedinhat

      Preach it! The only reason we are not opining on the national stage is due to the fact that we are not networked at a level that comes from being bred into the political caste.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Also, we're foul-mouthed idiots, but that doesn't seem to be that biga disqualification.

      • Baconzgood

        That is a valid point I want to take seriously but…It's just with your avatar…

    • Failed_2_Menace

      This is an important question that should be investigated by a journalist with real chops. Luke Russert, perhaps.

  • elburritodeluxe

    They all somehow draw a paycheck from being political personalities, not for doing anything politically interesting.

    As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out.

    • anniegetyerfun

      OMG, don't say that! Malkin would eat Meg's face. Have you SEEN the teeth on that she-demon?

      • BeefHardcake

        I knew it. Michelle Malkin is actually Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

        Actually, that makes a lot of sense.

    • C_R_Eature

      "As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out."

      I'd rather listen to Vogon Poetry.

    • chascates

      I'd have to go with Meghan and Bristol Palin.

      • MosesInvests

        As long as Bristol does no talking, whatsoever.

  • prommie

    Now this is more like it. This is big-tent-pitching material, right here.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Let's be clear…while Breitbart liked using his dishonesty and racism to try to ruin individuals, Malkin goes further and uses her dishonesty and racism to champion discrimination against large groups.

    • OldWhiteLies

      One wonders if she is overcompensating because she herself (Malkin, that is) is a minority. Price of admission, and all that.

      • Biff

        She simply can't come to grips with the fact that she is an anchor babby.

        • Wile E. Barbote

          No shit. I want to throw that in her face every second of the day.

    • biblioteq_tress

      If I might illustrate, if we converted the Kinsey scale so that 0= total asshat to 6= Paul Newman, then Malkin is a 0 and Breitbart might be a 2.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    I love Megs for her mind.

    • BarackMyWorld

      Her big, soft, round, bouncy mind.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      She seems to be of two minds on this topic.

  • http://www.wonkette.com John Birf Society

    I'd like to put the shaft-ig in little miss Zaftig

    • prommie

      This post deserves special recognition. I nod in admiration, my friend.

      • Wile E. Barbote

        Oh, I was supposed to *nod* in admiration? Right, will do as soon as I'm done with this hand lotion. Hey, do you have any Kleenex?

  • x111e7thst

    It's been a while since I've seen her ultraviolet smile..

  • e_z

    "if you're a moderate by many pundits and politicians you're not a real republican"

    If however you are batshit crazy , you're in like Flynn.

  • SorosBot

    Sowing hate and fear is all the Republican party has left these days, Megs; they are just the party of the Dark Side now.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      But not dark, if you know what I mean!

    • Steverino247

      And they lie about having cookies, too!

  • BklynIlluminati

    You know Meg you don't have to stay in the house that's on fire just because of Daddy. You know the party with all the cool kids is on the left you can leave the crazies anytime you want, because you can't fix crazy.

  • V572 Is this him?

    OT, but can we please talk about the average investor is discouraged from the stock market because the Facebook IPO (which was never available to the small investor anyway) was a disappointment?

    The "newspaper of record" thinks this is front-page news

    • Boojum

      How about we talk about how the average blogger is discouraged from striking up a conversation with Meghan McCain because he knows the Cheetoh dust will prevent him from touching her boobies?

      • V572 Is this him?

        Yes, that's a better topic.

    • prommie

      Get outta here with that crazy talk about the worthlessness of the "media." Its Summer Time! Booze and Barbecue and girls in bikinis! And no-fucking-one is at work today!

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        no-fucking-one is at work today

        …except some of us dutiful slobs!
        But hey — being *at* work doesn't mean I'm actually "at work" on anything, does it?

        • OldWhiteLies

          Yes, some of us are "at" or at work today.

          But then again, we here in our IT cave thought that The IT Crowd was a reality show until just last week.

      • V572 Is this him?

        So I take it you’re not interested in the interview with NYT media reporter David Carr in today’s “Talking Points Memo”? http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/tpm-interview-new-york-times-media-columnist-david-carr.php?ref=fpnewsfeedIf we talked about it here, we could achieve undreamed-of levels of meta-ness.

        • prommie

          I overdosed on meta reading Infinite Jest.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The well-connected 1-percenters who DID have access to the IPO are getting their asses handed to them. That's news that schadens my freude.

      • Chichikovobarb

        Yeah, but the really well-connected 1% of the 1%-ers got back channel info that allowed them to fill three more money bins.

  • Boojum

    That picture shows the perfect place to have a vigorous and in depth debate on these subjects with Meg.

  • C_R_Eature

    Meghan McCain: "RINO"

    Andrew Breitbart: WINO.

  • freakishlywrong

    This was almost as newsworthy as the terrific Harball smackdown that Tweety delivered to Newt. I now know Newt's favorite zoo is in San Diego. I couldn't lunge at the remote fast enough.

  • chascates

    I'm beginning to like her. Now if she'll switch from Bud Lite to Fat Tire and admit her dad has dementia we'd be on even better terms.

    • Tundra Grifter

      She could be the blonde Bud Light Lady Luck.

  • bibliotequetress

    It is so nice to see a GOPer with big ta-taas who is not a fat white guy. Go, Megs!

    Now get over that "moderate dem" silliness and join us in our big, bra optional tent.

  • proudgrampa

    Oooooh. I would love for Megs to join me in my tent!

    And thanks, Rebecca, that pinup is a wonderful birthday gift for an old like me!

    Martinis on me, today!

    Love,

    proudgrampa

    • OldWhiteLies

      Please make mine dust dry – and forget that shaken or stirred crap, just pour it into the glass. I'm thirsty.

  • HistoriBarb

    No one has said it yet? I'd hit it.

  • C_R_Eature

    On the Pressing National Issues of the Day:

    Let us hear what Meghan's Breasts have to say.

  • OneYieldRegular

    What does she want – a merit badge?

  • smitallica

    I think this issue can only be settled with a serious "debate" between Meg McCain, Abby Huntsman, and a double-ender. Who's with me?

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Is there room for one more "I could have a big tent for Meg" joke?

  • rickmaci

    She stays with the Reptard thing out of consideration for her old man. Gotta love her for her loyalty. When Pop rides the Great A-4 into eternity, she'll change teams, I'd put money on that. For the record, I'd hit it 'cause women who love the gays are usually very liberal (bwhahahahasnarksnark, sorry Megs, couldn't resist but you know it's how you really think) about sex and freaks in the sheets.

  • crybabyboehner

    If only she weren't an heiress.

  • Billmatic

    Seriously Meghan when are you going to realize you're a fucking Democrat.

    EDIT: I know she can't hear me!

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      More importantly, why isn't she fucking a Democrat. Which one(s)?- ALL OF THEM, KATIE!!!!!

  • barto

    Like her shoes and her dress, I suspect cuffs and collar don't match either, but hey, kinky!

    • Wile E. Barbote

      Nahhh, she's probably got hardwood floors. Damn, whatever happened to 70's bush?

  • Tundra Grifter

    "More big tents for Megs!"

    I'll bring the wine coolers!

    • fuflans

      i think megs is too smart for wine coolers.

      also, way more class.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    And let's be clear, there are extremists in the Democratic Party as well…

    Bah. Shut up with the "both sides do it" bullshit, Megs.

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      I would love to know who the extremists on our side are. Bobby Rush and his hoodie?

  • LadyWisdom

    I hope Meghan McCain quits compartmentalizing, grows up and joins the Democrats soon. Her continual hedging is getting tedious.

    • fitley

      I'm sure when Megz announces that she has evolved into a Democrat the money faucet will be shut down and locked.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    The hair extensions are looking great these days, Meggy!

  • TribecaMike

    She must have one heck of a well-connected pr guy.

  • horsedreamer_1

    Prolly just Breitbart didn't drink Budweiser. He was stealing from Megz's inheritance, that.

  • ttommyunger

    Megs desperately needs to lose that Republican identification; and about 25 pounds.

  • fitley

    Since we can't get Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen Dana Loesch to do the Dead Afghan Sprinkle on BreitCorpse's grave maybe Megs will. Just spitting on it is so lame.

  • prommie

    Take me with you! I am an expert on bra style and fit.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Does it come with a glory hole?

  • prommie

    There are no "Democrats" in office.

  • Callyson

    1. The Reeps' definition of a moderate Democrat: one who constantly supports the GOP line.

    2. FFS, did Meghan McCain ever hear of Senators Bob Casey and Dianne Feinstein, just to name two?

    Sigh…

  • Tundra Grifter

    I've never put one on, but I've taken a few off.

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    I do concur. I'll even join the sigh-fest.

    *Sigh*