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Young Meghan McCain Speaks Ill Of Dead Andrew Breitbart, Live Michelle Malkin

Getting ready for hairbraiding and ticklefightsWonkette bestie Megs McCabe was on The Al Sharpton Show (because why wouldn’t she be?) and she simply does not care for the rest of her Republican party fellows treating her like a freak and a mutant just because she loves gay marriage and boning! More big tents for Megs! (Also, the Democrats do it too, Megs says, because there are no moderate Democrats anymore, mmhmm!) And who is to blame? People sowing fear and hate, specifically “hateful extremist” Ghost Andrew Breitbart and horrible hellbeast Michelle Malkin. “Those are bloggers?” Sharpton asks. Well, in a manner of speaking.

Poor Andrew Breitbart. Even dead he is being called out as the worst thing to happen to civility since Preston Brooks. Can’t wait to see the VETTENING of “Meghan McCain: Between the Sheets.”

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110 comments

  1. ChernobylSoup

    Meghan, if you're going to remain in that political party you just need to learn to make a sandwich. Not much else shall be expected of you.

    While you're at it, bake me a pie.

        1. radio-of-owls

          Now you've done it. NAMJA* is gonna be all over your radioactive ass.

          *National Association of Moo-Juice Americans.

    1. prommie

      Noone will be expecting sex, what with wide-stancing bathroom goblins and such being the rule in the Big Closet party.

  2. Biel_ze_Bubba

    This is news, only because Meg said it? How desperate is the media for news these days?

    Also news: Mitt breats Obama among white men.
    (Coming up: dog bites man! Film at 11.)

    1. Boojum

      I think "breats" was a Freudian slip, caused by the fact you were still thinking of Meg's breasts.

  3. EatsBabyDingos

    Malkin is intellectually gooey, with a crusty demeanor, and a gross outlook on life. Blogger? Sounds more like a booger.

    1. Chichikovobarb

      And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of whoopie is no virtue!

  4. freakishlywrong

    It's sorta like when I ditched the Catholic church, Megs. I didn't want to be a member of a cult that didn't like me.

  5. Baconzgood

    Why do we have to listen to the daughters of politicians? What the fuck? They don't hold office and never had but their opinions matter some how? That's like asking someone medical advice because their father is a Dr. I don't give a shit what Bristol and Chelsea have to say about our foreign policy.

    1. smashedinhat

      Preach it! The only reason we are not opining on the national stage is due to the fact that we are not networked at a level that comes from being bred into the political caste.

      1. Baconzgood

        That is a valid point I want to take seriously but…It's just with your avatar…

    2. Failed_2_Menace

      This is an important question that should be investigated by a journalist with real chops. Luke Russert, perhaps.

  6. elburritodeluxe

    They all somehow draw a paycheck from being political personalities, not for doing anything politically interesting.

    As an aside, I'd love to see Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin make out.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      OMG, don't say that! Malkin would eat Meg's face. Have you SEEN the teeth on that she-demon?

      1. BeefHardcake

        I knew it. Michelle Malkin is actually Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

        Actually, that makes a lot of sense.

  7. BarackMyWorld

    Let's be clear…while Breitbart liked using his dishonesty and racism to try to ruin individuals, Malkin goes further and uses her dishonesty and racism to champion discrimination against large groups.

    1. OldWhiteLies

      One wonders if she is overcompensating because she herself (Malkin, that is) is a minority. Price of admission, and all that.

    2. biblioteq_tress

      If I might illustrate, if we converted the Kinsey scale so that 0= total asshat to 6= Paul Newman, then Malkin is a 0 and Breitbart might be a 2.

      1. Wile E. Barbote

        Oh, I was supposed to *nod* in admiration? Right, will do as soon as I'm done with this hand lotion. Hey, do you have any Kleenex?

  8. e_z

    "if you're a moderate by many pundits and politicians you're not a real republican"

    If however you are batshit crazy , you're in like Flynn.

  9. SorosBot

    Sowing hate and fear is all the Republican party has left these days, Megs; they are just the party of the Dark Side now.

  10. BklynIlluminati

    You know Meg you don't have to stay in the house that's on fire just because of Daddy. You know the party with all the cool kids is on the left you can leave the crazies anytime you want, because you can't fix crazy.

  11. V572 Is this him?

    OT, but can we please talk about the average investor is discouraged from the stock market because the Facebook IPO (which was never available to the small investor anyway) was a disappointment?

    The "newspaper of record" thinks this is front-page news

    1. Boojum

      How about we talk about how the average blogger is discouraged from striking up a conversation with Meghan McCain because he knows the Cheetoh dust will prevent him from touching her boobies?

    2. prommie

      Get outta here with that crazy talk about the worthlessness of the "media." Its Summer Time! Booze and Barbecue and girls in bikinis! And no-fucking-one is at work today!

      1. Mumbletypeg

        no-fucking-one is at work today

        …except some of us dutiful slobs!
        But hey — being *at* work doesn't mean I'm actually "at work" on anything, does it?

        1. OldWhiteLies

          Yes, some of us are "at" or at work today.

          But then again, we here in our IT cave thought that The IT Crowd was a reality show until just last week.

    3. Biel_ze_Bubba

      The well-connected 1-percenters who DID have access to the IPO are getting their asses handed to them. That's news that schadens my freude.

      1. Chichikovobarb

        Yeah, but the really well-connected 1% of the 1%-ers got back channel info that allowed them to fill three more money bins.

  12. Boojum

    That picture shows the perfect place to have a vigorous and in depth debate on these subjects with Meg.

  13. freakishlywrong

    This was almost as newsworthy as the terrific Harball smackdown that Tweety delivered to Newt. I now know Newt's favorite zoo is in San Diego. I couldn't lunge at the remote fast enough.

  14. chascates

    I'm beginning to like her. Now if she'll switch from Bud Lite to Fat Tire and admit her dad has dementia we'd be on even better terms.

  15. bibliotequetress

    It is so nice to see a GOPer with big ta-taas who is not a fat white guy. Go, Megs!

    Now get over that "moderate dem" silliness and join us in our big, bra optional tent.

  16. proudgrampa

    Oooooh. I would love for Megs to join me in my tent!

    And thanks, Rebecca, that pinup is a wonderful birthday gift for an old like me!

    Martinis on me, today!

    Love,

    proudgrampa

    1. OldWhiteLies

      Please make mine dust dry – and forget that shaken or stirred crap, just pour it into the glass. I'm thirsty.

  17. C_R_Eature

    On the Pressing National Issues of the Day:

    Let us hear what Meghan's Breasts have to say.

  18. smitallica

    I think this issue can only be settled with a serious "debate" between Meg McCain, Abby Huntsman, and a double-ender. Who's with me?

  19. rickmaci

    She stays with the Reptard thing out of consideration for her old man. Gotta love her for her loyalty. When Pop rides the Great A-4 into eternity, she'll change teams, I'd put money on that. For the record, I'd hit it 'cause women who love the gays are usually very liberal (bwhahahahasnarksnark, sorry Megs, couldn't resist but you know it's how you really think) about sex and freaks in the sheets.

  20. Billmatic

    Seriously Meghan when are you going to realize you're a fucking Democrat.

    EDIT: I know she can't hear me!

  21. barto

    Like her shoes and her dress, I suspect cuffs and collar don't match either, but hey, kinky!

    1. Wile E. Barbote

      Nahhh, she's probably got hardwood floors. Damn, whatever happened to 70's bush?

  22. imissopus

    And let's be clear, there are extremists in the Democratic Party as well…

    Bah. Shut up with the "both sides do it" bullshit, Megs.

    1. Dr. Nick Riviera

      I would love to know who the extremists on our side are. Bobby Rush and his hoodie?

  23. LadyWisdom

    I hope Meghan McCain quits compartmentalizing, grows up and joins the Democrats soon. Her continual hedging is getting tedious.

    1. fitley

      I'm sure when Megz announces that she has evolved into a Democrat the money faucet will be shut down and locked.

  24. horsedreamer_1

    Prolly just Breitbart didn't drink Budweiser. He was stealing from Megz's inheritance, that.

  25. ttommyunger

    Megs desperately needs to lose that Republican identification; and about 25 pounds.

  26. fitley

    Since we can't get Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen Dana Loesch to do the Dead Afghan Sprinkle on BreitCorpse's grave maybe Megs will. Just spitting on it is so lame.

  27. Callyson

    1. The Reeps' definition of a moderate Democrat: one who constantly supports the GOP line.

    2. FFS, did Meghan McCain ever hear of Senators Bob Casey and Dianne Feinstein, just to name two?

    Sigh…

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