Who Would Win In A Barfight: Joe The Plumber Or Joe The Biden?

Handsome Old Joe Biden explained the other day that being a Bain executive doesn't make you any more special or ready to be president than would being a plumber. Maybe we are wrong (we are not wrong) but it sounds to us like Handsome Old Joe is standing up for the working man, the middle class workers or blue collar workers, and saying being a fat-cat corporate vulture doesn't give you any more special expertise than those other Joes have! You're not so special, Mr. Fancy Pants, we hear Joe yelling, all sexy like, in our perfect shell-shaped ear. "Joe" "the Plumber" took great offense to this, because he's a fucking idiot. Here, watch Mr. the Plumber try to use words and sentences to pick a fight.

“It was insulting … for Joe Biden to sit there and say who can be president and who not, who’s qualified and who isn’t, is just asinine, especially with the track record they left behind them,” Wuzelbacher told Fox News. “If I was this administration or Joe Biden himself I wouldn’t want anyone looking at my record and sitting there talking about how great we are and you should be sitting down there.”

“The middle class workers or blue collar workers, we can do it, and, this election cycle we’re going to do it,” he said. “People are going to see it happen and it’s going to be great, so they’re going to be eating those words.”

Good sentences, "Joe"! You got Sarah Palin feeding you lines through your special George W. Bush Debate-Bulge 3000? 

Will Joe the Biden respond to this bald-headed attempt to get attention? DON'T BE RIDICULOSE. Joe the Biden is way too Fonzie to even pay attention to such blithering. Nope, he'd let him tire his own self out, and then POW RIGHT TO THE KISSER. 

[ Politico ]