Awesome American Airlines Pilot Puts Abortion Slut In Her Place

Well, there has been a big to-do! Some "lady" decided it was perfectly acceptable to fly on an airplane in a whorish T-shirt about how if she wanted the GOP in her vag, she'd fuck one! But luckily a hero airline pilot had her pulled aside as she was disembarking the flying can and explained that whores do not get to fly on airplanes if their political slogans offend the airplanes' pilots. So after he kept her there awhile, lecturing her as is proper and appropriate, she missed her connecting flight! But that was ok: he had called ahead to the other gate to warn them she was coming ... and not to let her onboard if she was still wearing the disgusting terrible T-shirt about wombs. So they didn't. American Airlines is a HERO!

Here is "The Story of 'O'" as told to her colleague in Forced Abortions R Us:

[O]n the plane of the first leg of my flight home, I spent the majority of [time] sleeping, using my shawl as a blanket. Right before we were set to land the flight attendant from first class approaches me and asks if I had a connecting flight? We were running a bit behind schedule, so I figured I was being asked this to be sure I would make my connecting flight. She then proceeded to tell me that I needed to speak with the captain before disembarking the plane and that the shirt I was wearing was offensive.

The shirt was gray with the wording, "If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd fuck a senator." I must also mention that when I boarded the plane, I was one of the first groups to board (did not pass by many folks). I was wearing my shawl just loosely around my neck and upon sitting down in my seat the lady next to me, who was already seated, praised me for wearing the shirt.

When I was leaving the plane the captain stepped off with me and told me I should not have been allowed to board the plane in DC and needed to change before boarding my next flight. This conversation led to me missing my connecting flight. I assumed that because I was held up by the captain, they would have called ahead to let the connecting flight know I was in route. Well, upon my hastened arrival at the gate of the connecting flight, it was discovered that they did indeed call ahead but not to hold the flight, only to tell them I needed to change my shirt. I was given a seat on the next flight and told to change shirts.

Due to the fact that my luggage was checked, changing shirts without spending money wasn't an option. I consulted a friend with a law background who told me covering with my shawl would suffice. Upon boarding the now rescheduled flight with shawl covering my shirt, my ticket dinged invalid. I was pulled to the side while the gentleman entered some codes into the computer and then told, "it was all good." I did finally arrive home to pick up my daughter an hour and a half later than scheduled.

As you can see, that pilot is an American hero for deciding what political opinions ladies can and can't wear on flights that aren't even his. If anything, it just makes too much sense.

[ RealityCheck ]