Hey poor dumb sad confused Waukesha, Wisconsin, GOP volunteer “man4men69@hotmail.com,” you say you would like to sell your Republican bosses’ double-secret Dropbox password to local Dems, but are you joking?
I have the Republican Party of Wisconsin’s Dropbox password and account. I am willing to sell it to you for a certain price. Name that price and we can work something out. This is not a joke.
You’re sure now? What if the Dems in question go straight to the District Attorney with your offer?
He claims it was a joke. “I was just screwing around with the people,” said Erik Turner.
Oh you poor dumb fucker.
How poor and dumb are you, Erik Turner?
Erik Turner’s meeting with the Milwaukee County district attorney comes after investigators raided his Waukesha home last week. They seized his laptop after court documents allege he tried to sell, via email, private information from the Republican Party of Wisconsin to Democrats.
Turner claims the email sent to Democratic Party spokesman Graeme Zielinski was a prank— it was very specific. It reads in part : “If you are willing to pay good amount of money I am willing to give you the email and password…this could be used to your advantage if you knew what to do with it.” Zielinski and the Democrats contacted the district attorney.
“Since I did not sell it or had intent to sell it no I shouldn’t face charges,” said Turner.
Local Dems suspect poor dumb Erik Turner is a “patsy” for his GOP bosses who were trying to “entrap” said Dems into looking at their shit. Local Dems might be as dumb as poor dumb Erik Turner. (Also, poor dumb sad confused Erik Turner seems to be gaycurious. Let’s not, unlike Politiscoop, make a big fucking deal out of it, mkay?)
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This guy is Manthrax.
I wonder what his "price" was? A lava lamp for his room in his mom's basement, a subscription to Maxim magazine, a Bi-Curious George tattoo, and a case of Bud Light Lime.
Bi-Curious George and the Man in the Assless Chaps.
Department of Redundancy Department
"Manthrax" – I looked up what that means, and now I'm amazed that I could have lived a happy life without that word in my active vocabulary. I'll be using it a lot from now on – thanks!
You're welcome!
I think Bud Light Lime might be too macho for this hombre. I bet he has been sitting on a 6 pack of Zima for EVARRR.
Manthrax Santorum.
This would be a great porn star name.
Needz moar pink dildos and tranny porn! Or are those restricted to para-military units south of the Mason-Dixon line?
Manthrax! I learn so many new words from wonkett!
All of 'em, Katie.
He IS the sound of white noise.
Anything that ends with "this is not a joke" usually isn't a joke. It is almost always either dangerous or stupid. Or both.
Something we've known at least since Freud.
Dittos for "I'm serious!" and "this has been Snoped".
Swordfish?
I believe that's Travolta's password for his double-secret massage parlor "usual".
This reminds me of the time I sold the nuclear launch codes to the president's "football."
The Secret Service called me right away, and, boy, they sure sounded pretty annoyed!
I bet they felt really embarrassed when it turned out they were last week's codes.
"ABC123" is a classic, and that's why they stick with it.
The Secret Service probably only cared because they thought you originally were going to sell the contact information of their favorite hookers.
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Oy, gevalt, oy vey is mir, Mumbly. I shall haz a lie-down now.
God they're a bunch of pissy little bitches. There was this time I was offering to sell drops of George W. Bush's blood in an online auction and one of the buyers asked "how many drops" and I said "oh, about 12 pints worth" and boom, the next thing you know I'm in a cell at Gitmo
I've got $10,000 James O'Queef filmed this amazing subterfuge.
Mint MorMoney, is that you?
Funny how every time some idiot right-wing operative tries to "sting" Democrats, they don't fall for it; and this dumbass wasn't even able to fall back on O'Keefe's deceptive editing to make it look like they had.
Breitbart would be proud.
Still glad he's dead.
I'm also glad he's still dead.
Careful. Republican gay-Jeebus will throw lightning bolts at you for saying that.
If he were still alive, the poor kid probably wouldn't be looking for a new Sugar Daddy.
(I wonder if they found any "Riley must die!!1!" contraband when they searched his
Mom's basementhouse?The Politiscoop article has a *perfect* cartoon of what today's Republican Party looks like.
Anyone surprised that a ring of criminals hired a criminal?
I think the only surprise is that it was such a *stupid* criminal. When are they gonna get themselves some sinister mastermind that's NOT a fucking walking dildo, fercrisake?
man4men69@hotmail.com
Hardly seems the email address of someone who is just "curious."
More fun from the Politiscoop link:
…the same day Turner solicited the Democratic Party spokesman with a “Secrets for Cash” offer, Turner was also soliciting men for sex as shown in the Investigators report…
Later in the Day, D.T emails a user on yahoo: Yes! Would you wanna try more than 1 guy or are you exclusive.
He's got the password? Who don't? It's a Repubbie acct. The password is "Rentboy."
The password is "Noseriouslyweareracists1863"
I'm willing to bet 10k that the real Republican password is some variation of Reagan (re4g4n perhaps?)
men4reagan69?
It worked! I'm in.
Please wash your hands before returning to work.
This is not a joke, but it is now that I'm going to jail FAIL.
Let’s not, unlike Politiscoop, make a big fucking deal out of it, mkay?
Oh, but Politiscoop is having so much fun. To wit:
What Turner failed to account for in his poorly conceived scheme is that the Democratic Party has something that the GOP simply does not comprehend – Integrity.
Um, I hate to turn down a compliment, but I think what the Dems have is not integrity as much as the ability to recognize a buffoon when they hear from one…
Nahhh, they were holding out to see if he'd offer up the password for the Republican Party of Wisconsin's MySpace account, because that's where the real action is.
man4men69@hotmail.com eh? These Breitfarts get lamer every day.
Why the fuck would the dems want this information? It's not like the Republicans and Scott Walker have made any secret of their agenda to turn Wisconsin into Mississippi-of-the-North.
The Pugs assume that everyone doesn't already have this information.
So the republican tries to sell republican info to the dems, and the dems turn him into the police. TYPICAL DEMOCRAT JOB KILLERS!!!!!!
The dems were just being stingy with their extra cash since everyone already knows the password is 'password123'.
I bet O'Keefe has preliminary footage of this for the film he thought he was about to make.
Man4Men69, you say?
His Turner Diaries might be worth a look.
I think that is the gheyest e-mail address I've ever seen.
Except maybe "Guywhowillsuckyourcock@turdpush.com".
Or LGraham@senate.gov.
I would have also accepted LCraig@senate.gov.
turdpush.com used to be cool, but it's mostly in the dumpster these days.
HIPSTER LIBEL!
No, not really. "man4man" is a simple directive for humans to assist their fellows, a value that the Republican party espouses. (The use of "man" is a bit archaic and not inclusive, but that makes it, like, classier.) The "69" refers to the year that Nixon, the greatest president ever, was elected. See?
Oh wait. "hotmail.com"? Yeah it's pretty ghey.
That would be inaugurated in 69, but yeah . . .
It's not gay. It's a cookbook!!!
It is indeed pocketbook-full-of-rainbows gay.
Isn't it typical of the Democratic party that they would stop a good capitalistic act like this by running to the government.
In Wisconsin, they pronounce it "Ohhhhhhh'Keefe"
* I am from Wisconsin, so I am "close". Also, ah, Waukesha County, you loveable scamps. It's where all the people from Milwaukee who got scared of The Browns fled to.
It's like a richer Stallis
Hey, I'm from Stallis! My bitterness may due to being called white trash by The Richers for growing up in a ranch house a block away from the KFC. Fucking Brookfielders.
can you believe Walker in in the lead…….oh I forgot most Of wisconsin is crazy righr-wing outside of Madison and Milwaukee(city). I live in WI myself.
I grew up in Stallis too, and yeah, fuck Brookfield. It seems like Stallis is starting to go full on teabagger though.
What, what!?
CLASS OF 98 at CENTRAL HIGH.
Go Bulldog Debate! GET WAC'D!
“Since I did not sell it or had intent to sell it no I shouldn’t face charges,” said Turner.
Yeah, that defense worked really well for Gov. Blagojevich. Good luck with that.
I'm not sure what part of "I am willing to sell" doesn't constitute "intent."
I'm trying to figure out if
Is more or less likely to work than the following defenses:
"Well officer, sure I said that I had twenty kilos of uncut China white heroin to sell you But since I didn't actually have twenty kilos of uncut China white heroin and wouldn't have sold it to you anyways even if I had I shouldn't face charges."
"Well officer I did advertise as a hitman and did offer to kill the government's chief witness in the trial of a Sinaloa cartel member, but since I didn't kill the witness and really didn't intend to kill the witness I shouldn't face charges."
"Well officer, sure I said "Come over here you faggot cop and I'll kick your faggot cop ass. But since I didn't kick your faggot cop ass and didn't intend to kick your faggot cop ass I really wish that you'd stop tasing me."
And, really, how much is this information worth? I'm pretty sure that everything in that dropbox could be summed up with "Cut Taxes, Screw the Poor!"
man4men69@hotmail.com going to jail?
Ha! Stupid like a fox! His dance card is going to be full.
His dance card will be the least of his worries for a while.
man4men69@hotmail.com
Bet he's a "Packer" fan, too.
You just had to, didn't you?
FacePalmAreUs.
Oh what the hell, barkeep – one for Mr. Yeah-I-Went-There, and another for myself.
Or else the belief that they can win without cheating.
Or else they don't need to download several gigabytes of Hentai and horse on man porn.
Another Project Veritass failure. Sigh.
These guys love a good joke, like the one where his dad fired a whole bunch of people in Michigan and moved the jobs to Wisconsin! That one kills! Maybe that was a different Republican?
They all love JO'Ke, but there's nothing good there.
Is there anything really that important about the Wisconsin GOP? While were at it— what's the HOT SCOOP on the Fargo RNC? Something about casserole? Jeebus.
the recall, and they are ahead in the polls
B.S.
I hope it's not too late to stop my check. Why didn't you post this earlier this week?
He chose that email addy because "rustytrombone@…" was already taken.
Looks like the brat is going to get away with it–from the Todays etc link:
A Waukesha man under investigation for trying to sell Republican secrets to Democrats via email will not face charges.
The Milwaukee County district attorney told TODAY'S TMJ4 it doesn't appear Erik Turner intended to extort the information.
The DA went on to say "WTF, it's the least we could do after this kid gave us a good laugh…"
No doubt he will be getting a post-midnight visit from the RNC goon squad for a little Koch justice.
Wisconsin should change it's name to Kochistan and be done with it. They can outlaw skoolin' and gatherin' in large groups and all the other stuff that takes away the FREE-DUMB of the ignorant crackers that call that glorified brat and cheese factory home. Between Walker and all the Fitzgerald's taking orders directly from Koch headquarters, you'll soon achieve the vision your benevolent overlords want for you. A Mississippi on the banks of the Great Lakes where everyone is poor, under-educated, and fat. Once the food stamps kick in, you'll all be on easy street.
No more tiresome work, no more going to stupid school. You'll have all day to listen in to Limbaugh and Hannity on the transistor radio (Cable has to go, you need money for that) as they tell you how all your problems are 'cause of them damn liberals.
Of course. This isn't the kind of election fraud that VoterID is supposed to stop.
You know, this is the real kind.
Link useless without Lacey Crisp's sexy gap tooth.
Is there anything more pathetic than someone who aspires to the journalistic renown of James O'Keefe? And can't achieve it?
He looks kind of like SkoalRebel's thinner, gayer, Yankee cousin.
Remember when the right-wing operative pretended to join Occupy DC, then tried to get actual occupiers to break into the Smithsonian? Even that was a smoother failed ratfucking operation.
"Graeme Zielinski"
Oh, dude, I hope that's a family name. Otherwise, your parents hated you from birth.
This is blowing my stereotypes out of the water. I thought gay men were generally fit, good-looking, and possessed of fashion sense. Not wall-eyed pig-fuckers with bowl haircuts and yellow t-shirts!
Equality!
My band's name today is The Wall-eyed Pigfuckers."
Yeah, he's brawny in a non-Brawny way.
"Not wall-eyed pig-fuckers with bowl haircuts and yellow t-shirts!"
You never saw Deliverance? No, wait, those guys really were pigfuckers. They weren't gay. They only raped the one guy because there wasn't a pig available. Never mind.
This guy is not what I'd call *gay.* "Gay" implies a certain *joy* in the loving of someone else of the same gender. This guy is homosexual, but I'll bet he's not homophilic in the slightest. In fact, I suspect he's just as misanthropic as he is misogynistic. He has some very fucked up sexuality and it involves thinking of sex as something dirty and degrading, I suspect.
I am not sure I'd want to click on this guys Tumblr.
Or any *other* part of him, really.
My guess is the wingnut AG in Wisconsin will not prosecute this guy. It was a harmless prank, not a criminal act, like belonging to a union or something.
Or gathering in front of the state assembly in groups of more than four.
Another Jimmy O'keefe wanna be!
Dropbox? Really? Republicans keep super secret documents and pictures in drop box?
Suckers walk, money talks!
But it can't touch my three lock box!
Mysteries of the days of old.
You find the key, you got the gold.
One, two, three lock box.
I find it very useful when trying to transfer files between Windows boxes and Apples.
They must have a Karl Rove 2-day campaign shenanigans course! Lesson one, anonymously mail what purports to be your campaign's secret documents to your opponent! Lesson two, leave a CD with what is supposedly your debate prep on it on the sidewalk in front of your opponent's home. Lesson three, repeat with slight variations ad nauseum, from your first City Council campaign right up till you are running a presidential campaign.
Okay, at the ripe old age of thirty-five, I need to ask this:
What the fuck is Dropbox?
Its an online service you can download onto multiple computers and devices to store pictures…and I guess other stuff. I thought it was only pictures, but probably documents too.
My job uses it to store videos and files for our website.
It's platform-independent, AFAIK, which makes it good for sharing files between machines running different, and not always friendly, operating systems.
I just found out lately myself
And just to add additional substance, it is decidedly NOT the best option for truly sensitive data. One would use the SSH protocol secure FTP for that.
The dems should have offered him a turn as a recipient at the bus station glory hole.
Not joking? But joking?
Funny, isn't it, that saying "this is serious" but followed by "but I'm not being serious!" as soon as it's clear that people are actually paying attention is also the way GOP handles statements about race, unemployed people, workers' rights, the environment, …
Back, & to the right … back, & to the right … back, & to the right …
To be fair, there wasn't any way in hell that boy was going to get a good going rate for hawt human-on-Congresslizard action down at the GOP Convention this summer … WHY DOES WONKET HAET AMERIKIN ENTREPRENOORSHIP??????
*fondly remembers how Nixon's Sooper-Dooper-L33T Ninja "Plumber's Unit" got busted because they were too fucking stupid to take the tape off the door-latch they'd visibly taped over to keep it open … for days on end*
Let's face it: if the Dems had deleted or sat on this, he'd've probably just hit "REPLY ALL" & sent his Hot-P00p-4-Sale message to all the TeeVee stations & newspapers he had just set up on his Contact List to give (or more likely sell) his prefab "scoop" to anyway. Or something.
He didn't intend to really do it? This DA's office needs a lesson in how to run a sting operation. Just have the Demo offer the idiot a good price, then swoop in at the local motel when the money changes hands. I see it on TV all the time.
too much work.
Waukesha County education at its finest!
Worst. Bourne sequel. Ever.
He's standing by his statement that he mistyped, and he apologizes.
Its like tourettes only you find yourself typing random stuff.
man4men69@hotmail.com
What? Was faggygaycocksaurus@dickjizz.cum already taken?
Upon reading this article, Mark Foley quickly wrote to ask "How old are you?"
When he read the kid was 19, Foley's dick deflated like an untied party balloon.
If this gets serious, he could plead insanity. I mean, he is a Republican after all.
Really? What would they charge him with? Being too damn stupid to live?
How unutterably sad in so many ways. How hopeless and depressing and pointless must your life be to think that emulating James O'Keefe will be a step up, one that will bring you greatness and acclaim?
Why do they always look like they couldn't figure out how to work a door handle?
who knew "this is not a joke" meant, "this is a joke"
In his defense, there just really isn't that much to do in Waukesha.
Does this mean that asshat Jimmy O'Keefe is up there in Wisconsin doing his usual political drag queen shit?
C'mon guys! It was a joke!
Also, man4men68@hotmail.com was already taken, so ….
Well, I see that Darwinism is still active in WI.
Too bad this didn't get any farther – this could have been the Watergate of our time.
I have the Republican Party of Wisconsin’s Dropbox password and account. I am willing to sell it to you for a certain price. Name that price and we can work something out. This is not a joke.Time to go to Dropbox and change the password is how I read that.
This guy is incredibly stupid.
omgosssssssssssh Skoalrebel lost weight!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see, his e-mail address is man4men69@hotmail.com and he was also soliciting men for sex online. I'm guessing that Erik Turner is pretty pumped about DC Comics turning one of it's major characters gay, not that he'd ever admit it.
So who's dumber: Erik Turner or George Tierney of Greeneville, SC?
Hey, a double secret dropbox password is a valuable fucking thing. You don't just give it away.
Worst agent provacateur ever!
"Just screwing around with the people" seems to be catching on as the new National Past-time.
Gay repukes are as confused as a half-fucked fox in a forest fire.
Bwa ha ha!
Or they've already got the password…..
Paging Admiral Akbar….
People always seem to overlook the obvious, don't they?
"lass than a minute" and "been them all out though". You really need to slow down on the meth.
I'm only making this comment so you can't edit, bwa hahahaha!
What are the chances this is the first disgruntled conservative rent boy operating on the principle of enlightened self interest who managed to look up the phone number for the Democratic State Party headquarters?
Not to mention "difficult to phrase without sounding totes gheyer than that dood."
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