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Rand bless America!President Yo Mama has done another terrible thing, Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller cannot even BELIEVE IT! He went to Joplin, Missouri, the town that was creamed a year ago by a super tornado caused by the totally stable climate, and he gave the high school’s commencement address and said a bunch of terrible, partisan SOCIALISM like that in a crisis people should take care of each other and not be greedy! What Bible is HE reading? The MUSLIM ONE? Let Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller nourish your rage in its wonderful “Obama Pushes Progressive ‘Community’ Ideology At Mo. High School Commencement”! “Community”? At last Nobama, have you NO SHAME?

President Barack Obama’s high school commencement speech in the tornado-stricken town of Joplin, Mo., pushed a sharply ideological message and included partisan jabs and a call for military-style community action during crises.

“You are from America. No matter how tough times get, you will be tougher,” he told the students and parents May 22. “The road has been hard. The day has been long. But we have tomorrow, so we march. We march together,” he said on the first anniversary of the deadly tornado strike.

How dare he, inpeach, et cetera. And furthermore?

The military imagery was entwined with stump-speech language that repeatedly contrasted the president’s progressive ideology of organized acton against what he caricatured as the spiteful and selfish alternative of individualism.

“As you begin the next stage in your journey, you will encounter greed and selfishness; ignorance and cruelty. … You will meet people who try to build themselves up by tearing others down; who believe looking after others is only for suckers,” he said.

“My deepest hope for all of you … [is that] you can serve as a reminder that we’re not meant to walk this road alone; that we’re not expected to face down adversity by ourselves,” he told his audience. “We’re stronger together than we are on our own.”


The “stronger together” phrase is the main slogan used by Obama’s campaign to rally young and first-time voters.

Tell us more Daily Caller before we KERPLUNK WE FAINTED!

The president did not try to explain why the town’s inhabitants wanted to cooperate, or why they trusted each other to cooperate, and he did not suggest that self-interest played a role in the rebuilding.

It is true, President Fidel Mao cited God instead of Ayn Rand. Doesn’t he understand that when more than 160 people are killed in your town, there’s no phony-baloney sense of altruism in your heart, you’re just all nah kid, can’t help you look for your dead mom, because it does not serve my self interest. FACT. That is just how AMERICA WORKS.

This might be the Daily Caller’s masterpiece. [DailyCaller]

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