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WishingIWereThere's avatar

You, Sir, have skewered the true heart of the problem!

Where's my free sammich? Sumbuddy said free sammich, dammit; and I want mine! And there's mustard, right, cause I want mustard on it ...

(After reading your comment I nearly fell out of my chair LOLing for multiple minutes - the other guys in our IT cave were looking at each other as if wondering who was going to have to provide CPR.)

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Down at the Chatterbox Cafe, Carl Janke sent back his meatloaf platter because it was "a little pink in the middle." Then he waved around his Glock with the extra-capacity clip and shouted something about mixing the races. Old Mrs. Johanssen, who's a little hard of hearing, thought he said "Nixon is racist," and hauled off and whacked him in the jaw with her cane. Carl decided to eat the meatloaf after all rather than try to explain himself to Mrs. Johanssen.

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