CONGRESSWOMEN GONE WILD  12:55 pm May 18, 2012

Eagle Forum Pretty Sure Rape Victim Congresswoman Is The Real Rapist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Why are women constantly raping Roger Schlafly?What is this stupid Violence Against Women Act, and why do all these whining, lying women think it is up to “the law” to protect them from their meathead husbands’ flying fists? And while the Eagle Forum is wondering, why is some stupid congresslady bitching about how when she got raped, and her attacker was put on trial, she kept getting asked about, like, why she was a single mom, and why she was dressed so slutty, and didn’t she seduce her attacker by being a slutty-dressed single mom? Why wasn’t she on trial for raping her fine upstanding gentleman, by forcing him to rape her? Sorry, Joe Biden, but Eagle Forum has just CRUSHED your precious VAWA, with LOGIC, why don’t you GET SOME?

Here in its entirety is a blog post by Roger Schlafly (son of Phyllis), so you don’t have to click over there. (Oh, is that bad linky etiquette? Sorry.)

What VAWA is about

AP reports:
WASHINGTON (AP) – House Republicans set up a showdown Wednesday with the Senate and President Barack Obama over legislation to protect women from domestic violence, a fight that’s become as much about female voters this election year as cracking down on abuse. …

“The man I married had a penchant for drinking and was very violent when he drank,” the bill’s sponsor, freshman Rep. Sandy Adams, R-Fla., said during floor debate.

Really? Is that what the law is about? Is VAWA going to somehow use federal law to protect women from marrying men who like to get drunk and crazy?

Wisconsin Democrat Gwen Moore recalled what it was like to try to press charges against her rapist in the days before the law’s passage.

“I took him to court (but) indeed, I was on trial,” Moore said. “I had to prove, as a victim, that I was not being fraudulent in my accusations. They brought up how I was an unwed mother with a baby. Maybe I seduced him. They talked about how I was dressed.”

So she testified in court that a man raped her, but did not want to answer questions about whether she seduced the man. She wants a federal law to presume that men are guilty so that female accusers do not have to answer embarrassing questions.

Another hot VAWA issue is visas:

Ronan and his allies argue that there’s what he calls a “big national fraud” in which immigrant women claim to be abuse victims in order to gain residency or citizenship through the act, which can offer women permanent residency if they testify against abusive husbands.

The Violence Against Women Act actually offers two avenues for victims of abuse to seek immigration relief. Women in the US illegally can currently seek temporary visas if they are victims of domestic violence.

More and more foreign women are getting permanent USA visas by making unverified accusations of abuse. We have an immigration policy that favors liars and whiners.

Hey women! If you want “the law” to “protect” you from getting beaten up, maybe you should have thought about being born men! And ladies, please stop raping everybody constantly with your seductive wiles and your motherhood! And immigrants, well, you are immigrants, which is so obvious we shouldn’t even have to say it. Roger Schlafly rests his case!

Oh haha, just Eagle Forum being Eagle Forum, right? Yes, because now apparently the entire House GOP caucus is an honorary member. Good job, everybody! High fives all around!
[EagleForum, via RightWingWatch]

 

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{ 205 comments }

nounverb911 May 18, 2012 at 12:57 pm

It's always the victims fault.

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

The perpetrators are the real victims here.

Infrogmation May 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Unless they're very wealthy, of course.

IonaTrailer May 18, 2012 at 2:15 pm

She just wouldn't shut up, Your Honor.

LetUsBray May 18, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Except when the real victim is Sarah Palin. Which it always is.

Barb May 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Roger Schlafly looks like the love child of Danny Bonaduce and Charles Manson and acts like them both.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

I bet the birth was by cesarean section. Too soon?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard May 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

So…that's not the rapist? Ewww.

keinsignal May 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

well, not the rapist…

Mahousu May 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

What's love got to do with it?

(No real connection, but that link needed to be posted.)

chicken_thief May 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I was thinking Festus and Grizzly Adams, but I think you nailed the CM eyes.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"Don't you look at me with those fucking Manson lamps!" — Tony Soprano

buffalogal May 18, 2012 at 6:24 pm

That's Roger Schlafly? I thought that was the rapist. Dang.

hagajim May 18, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Jesus, you think the GOP is really trying to make sure no women ever vote Republican again. The hits just keep coming.

sewollef May 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Who's the doofus in the photo? Is that shoofly's son?

V572 Is this him? May 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm
sullivanst May 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Roger is not the son that causes Phyllis to appear on that page.

V572 Is this him? May 18, 2012 at 4:08 pm

She spawned twice?

sullivanst May 18, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Her brood is six strong.Her husband was a sick, sick man, it seems.

sullivanst May 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Yes. He agrees with his mother that marital rape should be legal. Doesn't he look like the kind that would?

sewollef May 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm

He does — yeuk!

He looks like one of those homeless dudes I get on my subway ride into Manhattan every day — the kind that clears the car and has his hands down his shit-stained pants.

You know, a Wall Street trader.

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Tom Selleck really has let himself go.

nounverb911 May 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Is Boehner crying yet?

chicken_thief May 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

When did he stop?

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I wonder if he cries after sex.

No. I take that back. I don't wonder that.

ChilLysol May 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm

The Oedipus Complex is strong on this one.

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Positively Oedipal.

Nostrildamus May 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

After consulting Conservapedia, I think Roger needs to be less like Oedipus and more like Eteocles.

DonnyKerabotsos May 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I've got no particular snark here, but a thousand thumbs up for the reference to the 'tragodia.'

Ruhe May 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Does that mean the Earth might swallow him soon? Fingers crossed.

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Ronan and his allies argue that there’s what he calls a “big national fraud” in which immigrant women claim to be abuse victims in order to gain residency or citizenship through the act, which can offer women permanent residency if they testify against abusive husbands.

The Violence Against Women Act actually offers two avenues for victims of abuse to seek immigration relief. Women in the US illegally can currently seek temporary visas if they are victims of domestic violence.

That's the first time I've heard that made-up factoid.

Cite?

sewollef May 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Aah, yes. About those citations.

Roger told me he had all Friday's citations in the pocket of his jacket when he left for the office this morning. He can't seem to lay his hands on them just now.

He'll call back though. Promise.

SorosBot May 18, 2012 at 2:12 pm

This Ronan guy's ass.

This is despicable; the reason the MRA creeps hate this portion of the VAWA is that it means that they can't use the threat of deportation to force their mail-order brides to stay with them as they beat them horrifically.

NYNYNYjr May 18, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I heard that 45% of women who get visa through the VAWA do so fraudulently. My source is the National Information Association. Now everyone start using that number! The facts are growing!

bikerlaureate May 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I read that on the internet (just now), so it's ripe for dissemination. Thanks!

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Citations do not matter to Republicans. All that matters is that whatever figure you make up makes Democrats and Liberals look bad. Otherwise you have to put up with reality, and its well known liberal bias.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard May 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Genetics is a choice, feminazis!

MissTaken May 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Us nasty women are always forcing good, upstanding men to ram their penises into us. Where's the law protecting men from such abuse?

natoslug May 18, 2012 at 1:29 pm

As long as we buy you dinner first, or a Coke afterwards, it's just common courtesy to put out.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Some of us like to be handled in such a callous fashion.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I know a man person who attacked a mugger by head-butting his fist.
But then, he's kinda poor, anyway, so fuck him.

PeaceWithHonor May 18, 2012 at 1:06 pm

She was wearing a short skirt and a hoodie

radio-of-owls May 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I heard she had a Pez dispenser in her pocket too, the slut.

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm

And a purse full of skittles!

horsedreamer_1 May 18, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Should have gone with "Pocketful of Kryptonite". That only rapes your ears.

emmelemm May 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm

But a long jacket!

Negropolis May 19, 2012 at 1:01 am

I'm so going to hell for laughing at this.

tcaalaw May 20, 2012 at 11:03 am

Lady Sovereign?

SayItWithWookies May 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Roger Schlafly is hoping the law evolves to the point where "those little boys were all asking for it, what with their shorts and their tousled hair" will be enough of an excuse to let him walk.

edgydrifter May 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Congress will now propose all women be required by law to wear special garb to protect men from being tempted into impurity by women's whorish jiggly bits. No, it won't be a burka. It will be a "burka-inspired" garment with an American flag printed on it. They'll call it a "freedom suit."

Ruhe May 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Win.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:42 pm

It's not Sharia — it's "Sherry's Law"!!

elburritodeluxe May 18, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Mommy's little embarrassment is using all his Conservapedia money to lobby against this bill?

ManchuCandidate May 18, 2012 at 1:09 pm

He's as ugly as his mother.

SexySmurf May 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

At least his mother shaves her uni-brow.

MissTaken May 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm

She really should've been a better father and taught him how to shave his face.

thatsitfortheother1 May 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Or at least brush it.

HogeyeGrex May 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm

How about hide it.

TootsStansbury May 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm

She must be so proud.

boobookitteh May 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I am thinking extremely uncharitable thoughts toward that gentleman right now.

SayItWithWookies May 18, 2012 at 1:21 pm

He's asking for it.

MissTaken May 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I'm pretty sure he's wearing a short skirt at the bottom on that picture, so yes, definitely asking for it.

boobookitteh May 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Now I want to shop in a hoodie.

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Perhaps the Eye Socket of Negotiable Affection?

Chichikovovich May 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

More and more foreign women are getting permanent USA visas by making unverified accusations of abuse.

True fact: this line sparked a memory of a grade eight English class, using a supplemental resource called Read magazine. I vividly recall one month where one of the articles in Read discussed rhetorical expressions and turns of phrase that were sure signs that the speaker/writer was just flat inventing bullshit non-facts. [Read didn't put it quite that way.]

At the top of the list was "more and more".

MissTaken May 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm

"More and more women are finding Roger Shafly attractive and a desirable mate."

Holy shit, you're right!

SorosBot May 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Ewwww.

Though maybe some enterprising woman can take one for the team, seduce him and get him drunk, then introduce his testicles to a rusty pair of gardening shears.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 1:30 pm

What do the following phrases have in common?:

A) More and more scientists are beginning to question evolution.
B) More and more scientists are beginning to question global warming.
B) More and more scientists are beginning to question the link between HIV and AIDS.

SayItWithWookies May 18, 2012 at 1:42 pm

They're all being covered up by the lamestream media?

Callyson May 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

More and more Republicans are beginning to question their party's extremism.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Interesting. While "there have been no studies documenting immigration fraud on the part of U.S. anti-domestic violence programs," there actually ARE documented links between "marriage brokers" and astroturf groups lobbying to weaken VAWA's protections for victims.

Won't someone please think of the effect that these lying battered women may have on the mail-order bride job creators?

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I believe Rachel was on this the other night, too.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm

This is disgusting, also.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:32 pm

As opposed to, "Yes! More!", which is often spoken with the utmost sincerity… at least at my house.

gullywompr May 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

This guy strikes me as the type who will one day be "asking for it" from his cellmate.

sewollef May 18, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Eww. Too much hair everywhere.

radio-of-owls May 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I'm not saying Roger Schlafly is a filthy drunk serial rapist who beats women and children, but he apparently but does not want to answer embarrassing questions about whether he thrashed and raped a number of ladies and children.

sewollef May 18, 2012 at 1:45 pm

"I'm not saying Roger Schlafly is a filthy drunk serial rapist who beats women and children but more and more liberal websites seem to think so."

Fixed.

CapnFatback May 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

♪ "Let the Eagle raaaaaaape! ♫

Gratuitous World May 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I didnt read this, but I'm sure Sarah Palin or Tim Tebow is the real victim here.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I think it's only fair to call on President Obama to resign.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:45 pm

At least take him off the November ballot.

ChessieNefercat May 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm

"I didnt read this (yet)…Palin…victim…"

You will, you will.

Lucidamente1 May 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

And I hear Obamacare doesn't cover roofies.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Dear GOP: Please keep ramping this shit up, especially in congressional districts where there's a very close race. Thanks!

Ruhe May 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

I didn't think Roger was, you know, 'interested' in "hot VAWA".

sharethegrief May 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I think this is called transference. He can't single out his mom for hatred so rape victims are the next best thing.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

He also can't single his mom out for rape, which is really what's bugging him.

chicken_thief May 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

How come all those skank dressed slut whores that going around seducing innocent men always have bruises all over their naughty bits afterward? None of the women I get lucky with are all trashed like that afterward. What am I doing wrong?!

ChessieNefercat May 18, 2012 at 1:42 pm

"None of the women I get lucky with are all trashed like that afterward. What am I doing wrong?!"

Nothing! Really! Keep up the good work!

LettucePrey May 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Did the Unabomber get released?

Lucidamente1 May 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm

No, he believes in global warming.

Texan_Bulldog May 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Is that the Unabomber's mug shot?

Kakkeltje May 18, 2012 at 2:07 pm

No, this is the unabrow…

Baconzgood May 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

"whiners". Did that fucking cocksucking douche hat just call abused women whiners?

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! Wonkette is lucky it's under the new rules because Baconz would have some not nice things to say to him involving a claw hammer, a car battery, jumper cables, and duct tape.

Major Thom May 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm

You should really use the water hose instead because that's not torture.

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Would any of those also include the hard, bony structure that surrounds a brain?

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm

"Surrounds a brain"?

sullivanst May 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Actually, Roger has one; he's not stupid just fucking evil. He graduated summa cum laude in electrical engineering from Princeton and has a PhD in math from Berkley.

Which makes it all the more incomprehensible that he self-published a book entitled How Einstein Ruined Physics.

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Encases a brain? I mean, he can walk and breathe so he must have a functioning brain, at least at some level.

LagunaB May 18, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Long range assault rifle. Less messy.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 21, 2012 at 3:50 am

Maybe at your end…

SorosBot May 18, 2012 at 2:17 pm

These people actually think that's the case; that it's perfectly OK for a man top beat his wife, because she is his property and he can do whatever he wants to her. Fuck these vile creepy shits. I do not wish them death though, just the full Bobbit treatment that they deserve.

Wile E. Quixote May 18, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I'd recommend using a deep-cycle marine battery instead of a car battery, they can really put out some serious amperage. Oh, and you might want to consider using gaffer's tape instead of duct tape, it's a lot easier to tear.

V572 Is this him? May 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

During my sentence at the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette Indiana, fellow detainees who grew up on farms recommended a device called a fence shocker for this purpose. It stores up a big jolt of house current in a capacitor and then sends it down the wire all at once. ZZzzttzzTt!!! And quite modestly priced.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"gaffer's tape instead of duct tape, it's a lot easier to tear"

that's because gaffers are old guys, and they just don't have the upper body strength to tear duct tape anymore.

Lascauxcaveman May 18, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I don't think that would necessarily be against commenting guidelines. That tool would probably call all that stuff "a good Friday night."

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Let's just pour boiling hot wax on his eyebrows and rip them out by the roots.
I get charged for that, so it can't possibly count as torture.

WhatTheHeck May 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Baconz, sounds like you’ve done some time with the CIA. What, with all that work experience an’ all

NYNYNYjr May 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Yeah, he called abused immigrant women (possibly the least powerful, most vulnerable people in the country) whiners and liars. And yeah, he's a privileged white man. With a blog and probably a radio show and a fucking farm tended by immigrants.

bikerlaureate May 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Of course.
You forget your place. If any organization is knowledgeable about policy that favors liars and whiners, it's the Eagle Forum.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

"Roger Shlafly's repair shop does shoddy work and does not provide a fair value to the public!!"

boobookitteh May 18, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Yes. those items, together with a red hot tire iron, figure prominently in my own uncharitable thoughts.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Normal liberals. No one thinks about the Rapist, who would, under this law, have to give up his way of life. Think of the jobs that will be loss because the Socialists in this country want to take away our freedoms! Why does Obama and the Democrats always go against the individual with their laws and regulations, trying to wipe them out?

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm

He's pissing on the constitution, the commie kenyan usurper, and our precious liberties.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm

If we all went Galt, we would not have to worry about the Socialist taking away or individual, God given right to rape. That is what Atlas Shrugged is all about, after all.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Its not in our enlightened self-interest to protect the weak by not raping them. And no government can force me to not rape against my will. Forced not-raping is the moral equivalent of slavery.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 1:33 pm

I remember a local radio show (Tucson, 1997 or so) where the host was fulminating about the evil gummint keeping men convicted of domestic violence from owning guns. His rationale was that an unhinged domestic abuser wouldn't be stopped from killing by not having a gun, because they'd just hit the woman over the head with a chair or something. So the woman's dead either way, and why would you want to take away the abuser's right to protect himself from a burglar?

mrpuma2u May 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

That rapist has a wife and kids that normally bear the brunt of his violent tendencies, so when you convict the rapist, you leave these people without a breadwinner. If the rapist needs to violate a liberal whore trollup or 2 (a month) well that just takes some of the pressure off his wife and kids. He can't beat on his family if he's out raping, can he? Didn't think about that, did you you socialist bleeding heart losers?

owhatever May 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Hannity and Rush keep saying the War on Women claim backfired against Obama, while the GOP just keeps reloading.

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I hope to god that the few braincells still functioning in this great country of ours will see that the words are not matching the actions.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Well if that Democrat woman had been a Republican, she would have married a perfectly fine, upstanding young Republican man, and lived in a much better household. Therefore she probably wouldn't have been raped after all. All about the choices you make.

(I swear to Jesus I have heard conservatively-minded people say shit like this before)

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Democrat men are weak pussies who can't protect their women, of course.

bikerlaureate May 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

And none of us own guns.

NYNYNYjr May 18, 2012 at 2:47 pm

If she was a Republican woman, she either wouldn't have been raped or would have known that the rape was her fault and so kept her yap shut.

EatsBabyDingos May 18, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Cro-Magnum PI Brow.

ph7 May 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm

We have an immigration policy that favors liars and whiners.

Wait – I thought the GOP liked competition!?!

NYNYNYjr May 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm

That, sir, is a bridge too far. A bridge too far.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Also worth noting: One on the schmucks lobbying for the House GOP version of the VAWA bill, which strips out anonymity protections for immigrants who've been beaten, runs a mail-order bride business that advertises how wonderfully docile and non-uppity Russian mail-order brides are. See also Rachel Maddow: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/ns/msnbc_tv-

ManchuCandidate May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I can't imagine why THEY would be against it.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

He imports slavic comfort women? Nice!

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 1:55 pm

No Russian Amputee Brides?

thatsitfortheother1 May 18, 2012 at 2:07 pm

What if somebody just wanted a mail order fuck buddy?

sullivanst May 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Which form would one use to apply to the INS for a Fuck Buddy Visa?

V572 Is this him? May 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm

You people just don't understand how democracy works. All this talk about "rights" undermines the democratic process of shoveling money towards legislators to influence their votes.

NYNYNYjr May 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

In other words. he has a $ stake in immigrant women being afraid of reporting abuse.

not that Radio May 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Please, tell me more. I haven't had enough aneurysms yet today.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Sure. The "marriage broker" and fake lobbyist for the fake "stop illegal immigrants from hiding behind DV laws" group is a woman:

An official of SAVE has a major financial interest in reducing immigrant protections: Its treasurer, Natasha Spivack, started international "marriage service" Encounters International in 1993 with the aim of arranging marriages between U.S. men and Russian women. "The Woman Of Your Dreams Just May Have A Russian Accent," states the company's website.

Hey, did that little popping noise come from your head?

not that Radio May 18, 2012 at 6:25 pm

OH GOD

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Remedy: the Hawaiian bureaucrats who've been beseiged by birther morons aren't taking it lying down. (see my comment in the current "We're all Getting Rich on Romney's First Day" thread…)

Here's the money quote from the TPM story: In the weeks since then, Bennett said, Hawaii officials have forced him to provide proof that he is who he says he is. They asked him to send them copies of the Arizona laws that prove the secretary of state really is the person in charge of handling the ballots.

Better?

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Here, Dewey, watch this adorable kiddo watching sports with her dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsMww3hJ3bY

Tiny children just doing what they do is often a useful antidote to the evil of grownup fucks.

mavenmaven May 18, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Schlafly also doesn't like them "non-whites". I guess once he bans abortion and overturns these pesky anti-rape laws, he can run around raping white women and thus increasing the non-non-white birth rate.

Not_So_Much May 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Roger looks like he knows a great deal about 'liars and whiners'. Phyllis is going to need to step up the spankings. What a dirty, bad, naughty boy he is.

weejee May 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Is Roger still on work release?

supernoun May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

A curse upon the house of Schlafly!

thatsitfortheother1 May 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Remember patient zero?

She's cunt zero.

DonnyKerabotsos May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

“The man I married had a penchant for drinking and was very violent when he drank,” the bill’s sponsor, freshman Rep. Sandy Adams, R-Fla., said during floor debate.

Wine coolers, I'm guessing.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

OT: This is off topic but…maybe not. It cost Edwards a sum approaching 1 cool million to keep the news of his affair with RH a secret. Hell, I will be someone's secret lover for a mere 450K. Any takers?

Comment not rapey, but…………..

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Take an IOU?

CleverSobriquet May 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Fuck me. Just fuck me.

CivicHoliday May 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Violence only counts if the girl hasn't been born yet. After that point, she deserves what she gets.

Chow Yun Flat May 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm

didn’t she seduce her attacker by being a slutty-dressed single mom? female in the same room with him?

TootsStansbury May 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Keep fucking that chicken guys; you know you'll never get close to an actual woman again.

ttommyunger May 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Roger Schlafly, proof positive that the pee-crust doesn't fall far from the pee-crusted twat.

thatsitfortheother1 May 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm

You flatter him. Both of them, really.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Roger says "you're gonna have to take my victim off of my cold, dead penis."

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I've been surfing youtube videos of 80s alternative. I had forgotten about Fun Boy Three! (Thats code for "anyone got any good drugs?)

Mumbletypeg May 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Protections for LGBT victims that were included in the VAWA reauthorization passed by the Senate were also left out of the House Cantor/Adams VAWA reauthorization

Cantor and company should be forced to watch Boys Don't Cry over and over til their skin peels off to expose whatever raw nerves exist can be examined for signs of humanlike compassion.

Preacher_Griz May 18, 2012 at 1:45 pm

If elitocrats want to be taken seriously don't name a new law after the female copulation organ. When I hear vuva, I think humma!!

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Sorry rapists, but as my (and Stephen Colbert's) love Jack White sings (warbles) "You can't take the effect and make it the cause." These are the stories that make me know I would want to shoot dead not only anyone who would try to ruin sex for me forever, but also I want to shoot my inner hippie/psychopath for knowing there are reasons I really can NOT own a gun.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm

But roleplay is ok?

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 1:56 pm

is required.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Its time for me to club you over the head and drag you back to my cave, or as the GOP calls it, enter into a "traditional marriage."

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Jack White is one of the few whippersnapper/geniuses worth mentioning in the same breath as Pete Townshend. I'm lovin' his new album.

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm

He is my rock and roll dream – in all his Raconteurs, White Stripes (my 5yo's Fave Band ever) solo project incarnations. He makes me so so so happy. I haven't gotten Blunderbuss yet, but I prob might as well, I just bought a bunch of goofy Simon and Garfunkel stuff because of blabbing on wonkette.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Go get it right now!!

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I had stopped listening to most rock for nearly 15 years (instead, Jazz and various World Musics). If they hadn't had iTunes library sharing on the network at a place I worked in 2004, I would never have sampled the White Stripes.

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

My man Jack is definitely an artist from a different time. I like the Foo FIghters for the same "real" music reason – and these dudes are like my age, so I don't know who the real up and coming true musicians are. And, because you know I am ultimately a sleaze way deep down, as sexy as I already thought his vibe was, when I saw how TALL Jack White is, I got all the more excited and could TOTALLY see where Renee Z was coming from. I love it. I'm buying Blunderbuss now.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Go get the Black Keys, they are like the white stripes if the white stripes had soul and talent! The black keys make Jack White sound like a janky white dude with his herky jerky rythms and shit, they are just slinky

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Interesting recruitment strategy, this "insult what they're already a fan of"! (wink)

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I have 3 Black Keys cds. I need to really listen to them. That singer is hot too.

ElCamino, The Big Come Up and something else. i am not even sure what. I feel like a loser. I used to know cool stuff.

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 3:50 pm

hahahaha you guys are fighting over white stripes and black keyes.

me, i just bought some more ru paul.

Nostrildamus May 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Keep F-in that chicken, Roger.

chascates May 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm

He looks kind of familiar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 18, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Look at that guys picture. Rape is about the only way he's getting laid. Even his hand doesn't want much to do with him.

Limeylizzie May 18, 2012 at 2:14 pm

That man needs some serious threading action. BTW I am finding it really, really difficult to come to the Wonkette these days, due to that pig and the goats getting their legs sawn off. I am very tender-hearted, when it comes to animals, and it is making me very sad to see these things on a daily basis.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I understand LL. It would be nice if we had a choice in ads. Though, please, none with Sally Struthers.

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I would honestly pay not to see that stuff either. blllleeeeehhhh. Also, as bad as that guys eyebrows are, can you imagine the rapey parts? Grosssss. Threading is cool! Pass it on!

thatsitfortheother1 May 18, 2012 at 2:18 pm

There comes a time when snark just wont do, and cranial coitus is required.

DashBarb Buddha May 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I confused. Is that a picture of Schafly's son, or the picture of a rapist? Cuz, whoever it is looks kind of rapey.

BlueStateLibel May 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Uni-brow man is just upset that the last time he got any was in 1983. But keep trying dude, your flaming women hatred is sure to bring you ladies in droves!

Ms_Anthrope May 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm

If Jesus had wanted women to have rights he would've put it in the constitution. Is that so hard to understand?

Terry May 18, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Roger Schlafly needs a bit of "manscaping" around those eyebrows.

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm

"I learned it from you Mom, okay?! I learned it from you!!"

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I say, a cross between Judd Hirsch and the Unabomber.

ElPinche May 18, 2012 at 2:55 pm

In addition to bashing women, "Scientist" Roger Schafly repeatedly bashes evolutionism, string theory, Einstein, theory of relativity, and quantum mechanics. That dumbass lives in a tent right outside the "perimeter of ignorance" Roger is a 40 yr old virgin will never see a vagina (except the one that he came out of). And BTW fuck Phyllis' cunt-making cunt.

not that Radio May 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Right Wing Watch deserves eleventy billion Purple Hearts and Bronze Stars for putting up with the shit that they do. I read Wonket a couple dozen times a day, and that involves reading about way more right wing bullshit than I can handle without anti-anxiety drugs. Media Matters can't even hold a fucking candle to the shit that RWW does on an hourly basis.

All hail RWW. We are not worthy.

elgin_pelican May 18, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Unibrow, meet unibomber!

Soylent Green May 18, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Tried to post onto Eagle Forum's, er, forum. Looks like either they aren't taking opinions, or nobody's offering any.

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm

that guys gonna be a serial killer soon.

i know it.

Callyson May 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

She wants a federal law to presume that men are guilty so that female accusers do not have to answer embarrassing questions.

Excuse me? In what way does VAWA presume the guilt of the accused? The fuck?

sbj1964 May 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I once raped a clown,but it was the clowns fault for wearing all that make-up.

caitifty May 18, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Why does he have a merkin on his face?

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 11:40 pm

President Muffley?

DesertTed May 19, 2012 at 3:43 am

VAMA

Vagina Always Wanting Action

prommie May 18, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I am gonna see them Saturday night, and after that, a mad dash to see Gaslight Anthem in another part of the State!

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

yeah you should listen (tho you are most assuredly not a loser). they are my go-to workout band.

well, for this week. then something new and shiny will appear and my shallowness will kick in.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Quit cockblocking, Chet. (is joke, I make joke, America, what a country!)

Chet Kincaid May 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

You wanna break beer bottles on the edge of the bar?! Bring it, dude!!!

(Fakakta is just eatin' this up, I'm sure!)

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Wow, see? Your life does not suck! I am going to be at a Middle School Pageant Saturday night and then Sunday to an all day travel ball (the devil's invention) tournament in another god-fore-saken place in this state. I have at least heard of Gaslight Anthem too. (They are not Arctic Monkeys, but the names are similar in type enough they should tour.)
Get twice as drunk for me.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Apparently it makes her feel young and cute.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 3:59 pm

And I DID see her first.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I will not be denied my gloom and despair, I am the only 50 year-old goth. Doesn't it make me irresistable, the mysterious sadness, the moody intensity?

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Yes. Irresistable or bratty. Either way, adorable enough to make me start giggling ever more so when I hear the words New Jersey. Sigh…

radio-of-owls May 19, 2012 at 2:42 am

Mail.

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