DEATH AND TAXES  9:22 am May 18, 2012

Joe The Plumber Explains To Stupid Hippie Why Paying Taxes Is Cool (VIDEO)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Goin' to work, feedin' his familyHey stupid Occupy hippie! Why don’t you love paying taxes, like “Joe” “the Plumber” does? Taxes are cool, they pay for parks and police! Also, it is your patriotic duty to pay your fair share and not, say, divert all your “bread” (that is “money” in hippie language) to your accounts in the Caymans! Or maybe it is only unemployed people that Mr. The Plumber thinks should pay awesome taxes, not job creators like Joe himself, who is busy creating jobs (his) by running for Congress, we guess. For a while there in Mr. The Plumber’s “Fun $5 Friday” video (which you can watch below!), we were worried he was going off conservative script by going on and on and on about how he LOVES TAXES THEY ARE THE COOLEST, but then we realized nah, he doesn’t REALLY love taxes, he just hates all those people who are too poor to pay them even more! Stupid freeloaders, with your signs and your demonstrating and your #Occupy movement. Don’t got a job, huh? Can’t “go to work,” and “feed your family”? Why don’t you just run for Congress and pay yourself $5,000 a month like Joe? Idiots.

Hey, you’re a Mac, and he’s a PC!

Now pay Joe your $5 Friday Fun tax. [JoeForCongress]

 
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tihond May 18, 2012 at 9:24 am

I'm surprised the Hippy isn't made out of straw.

weejee May 18, 2012 at 9:27 am

If Joe only had a brain.

ShreditorsDesk May 18, 2012 at 9:28 am

he' s made out of 'straw poll'.

ph7 May 18, 2012 at 9:31 am

Joe gave up after an unsuccessful effort to hyperlink to the smell of patchouli.

ManchuCandidate May 18, 2012 at 9:38 am

Be certainly thinner and have more hair.

An_Outhouse May 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

It would improve the ad immensely if the hippy was made of straw and 'Joe' lit it on fire.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Yeah!
And then the ugly, hairy-legged, caricature of a feminist could come running into the room with a bucket of water, and throw it over Joe, and he'd melt and die!

DahBoner May 18, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I think that's supposed to be a Neru smoking jacket, but the closest thing that guy could find was his favorite Cosby sweater….

MaxUdargo May 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Are we liberals all wearing t-shirts with a picture of Rob Blagojevich in lipstick now? I didn't get the memo.

Isyaignert May 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm

WTF is on the "liberal's" shirt? It looks like a cross between Obama and Blagovich.

ph7 May 18, 2012 at 9:26 am

If America has moved beyond electing competence, I guess electing crazy is the second best choice.

FlownOver May 18, 2012 at 9:53 am

"If"????

hagajim May 18, 2012 at 9:27 am

Joe the Bunghole. Didn't he have some "tax" issues a few years back?

mrpuma2u May 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

I am amazed they keep trotting out this schmuck. I refer to him as Joe the Plunger, but maybe I should stop, as a plunger is actually a useful tool, as opposed to Joe who is just a tool.

Groupshrug May 18, 2012 at 12:27 pm

I know he had a problem with redistributing the wealth.

mavenmaven May 18, 2012 at 9:27 am

Boy, does that "occupy" guy really look authentic! I believe he's a 20 year old indie music fan! And that jacket was everywhere at the occupy camps! As much as I believe in the suave new leather joe the plumber.

Texan_Bulldog May 18, 2012 at 9:39 am

I figure it's that philosophy of not wanting to go to the club with someone prettier than you are….using someone more handsome would have distracted from Joe's awesomeness.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Give Joe the Shill credit for all the effort it must have taken to find someone even less physically attractive than he himself is.

DemmeFatale May 18, 2012 at 11:00 am

Wow! He got the Baron Harkonnen(sp) to play a hippie!
Does the fat man fly?

Sorry. I just watched "Dune" (again).

ManchuCandidate May 18, 2012 at 9:27 am

"Fat, deluded and stupid is no way to go through life" Tour 2012

EatsBabyDingos May 18, 2012 at 9:37 am

And the hippy reply: "De-Luded? Dude, where's my Quaalude."

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 9:28 am

Only in pretend reality and fact free Conservative land is their mascot an utterly fictional and meaningless character. Joe is not Joe, nor is he a plumber, nor will he be a congresscritter.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:02 am

These people are too stupid for words. Le us recall: Joe the Plumber came to national prominence when he questioned Barack Obama's plan to raise taxes on individuals making over $250,000.00 a year. "Joe" claimed that he was about to buy a business with $250.000 in income and Obama's tax plan would harm him directly.

Not only was this claim a lie (a lie upon which his fame and notoriety rests) but it is based on the idiotically mistaken premise that if you raise tax rates on individuals making $250,000 per year the tax increase applies to all of their income and not just income above $250,000 (of which "Joe" indicated there would be none).

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:48 am

Lies in the story:

Joe – not his name
Plumber – not his occupation
buy a business – not with his credit rating
250k in income – receipts are not the same as pass through income for an S corp or LLC, which presumably this would have to be for Joe to buy it (rather than a sole proprietorship, which technically can't be bought because you can only buy its assets) and have income attributable to his personal taxes
increase in taxes too burdensome – as you note, marginal increases of 3 percent on actual net excess of 250k is pretty much mathematically impossible to harm an individual with any sort of tax savvy.

Truth – McCain was a douche for making an issue of it, but it worked to freak out enough mouth breathers that we still don't have any sort of increase in the marginal tax rates of fucking million dollar incomes. Thanks "Country First" for another shitty idea that keeps on giving.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm

[special edition of Coffee Talk]
"Joe is not Joe, nor is he a plumber"
*shooing hand motions*
Discuss among yourselves.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Don't these people also have a spokestwat for abstinence who had a bastard baby when she was still in her teens?

ShreditorsDesk May 18, 2012 at 9:28 am

I wouldn't vote for Joe to be 'Plumber in Chief'.

BarackMyWorld May 18, 2012 at 9:28 am

I didn't realize that Occupy Wall Street was composed of middle aged men wearing Rod Blagojevich t-shirts…WAIT WHAT???

ph7 May 18, 2012 at 9:32 am

Very JoeJoe-esque.

Major Thom May 18, 2012 at 9:28 am

Joe the Plumber just figured out that shit runs downhill. He can't wait to tell everyone.

weejee May 18, 2012 at 9:44 am

Just now learning the first law of plumbing? No wonder he wasn't licensed.

DaRooster May 18, 2012 at 9:59 am

He is still working on the second law… never put your fingers in your mouth.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

He's working on "hot is on the left, cold is on the right." He may never understand "don't chew your fingernails."

jodyleek May 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

The difference between shit and Shine-o-la, however, will forever elude him.

CrunchyKnee May 18, 2012 at 9:29 am

Ohio is the Mississippi of the north.

Beetagger May 18, 2012 at 9:30 am

I think he brought back Boris Yeltsin to play the hippie.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:26 am

No, I'm pretty sure that's the other guy in Tenacious D (the not Jack Black guy).

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:42 am

Kyle Gass libel! I'm guessing Joe couldn't afford either of them.

Texan_Bulldog May 18, 2012 at 9:30 am

Lemme get this straight: Joe the Plumber (who got boinked for NOT paying his taxes) is advocating paying taxes even though Tea Party nut jobs don't think they should have to pay any Soshulist taxes. Head explosion!!

ShreditorsDesk May 18, 2012 at 9:34 am

You sir, win a cookie !

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

Also, unlike those stoopid hippies the Tea-Party is pro-establishment, but we knew that already.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

No, no. Only the poors should pay taxes. The idle rich "job creators" get tax cuts.

anniegetyerfun May 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Thank you. I was trying to come to grips with this, as I was pretty sure that part of what gained him notoriety in the beginning was the fact that he didn't pay his taxes. Fortunately, this should make it fairly easy for his opponent to answer.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Only the things that benefit *other* people are socialism.

gingerland62 May 19, 2012 at 12:36 am

Sort of like that tea party sign. "Government take your hands off my medicare" What?

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 9:32 am

Wurzelbacher is living off the donations to his "campaign" and lecturing every one else about being fiscally responsible. Ok. Fuck me.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Wasn't that basically what Christine O'Donnell did? I think I'm starting to see a pattern develop here.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 10:12 am

I see the pattern too. One can run for office or start a church. Both options seem to pay a great salary.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:25 am

In certain parts of the country (namely: the Red States) those are basically your only options if your goal in life is getting rich.

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

Wingnut welfare for me, but not for thee.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:28 pm

*polite golf clap*
Perfect.

chascates May 18, 2012 at 9:32 am

So it's actually the poor who are the problem! Figures.

EatsBabyDingos May 18, 2012 at 9:35 am

"Joe" needs to get a job bagging groceries. Then we can call him "Douche the Bagger."

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 9:37 am

"Tea the "Tard".

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

…and "unlicensed" grocery bagger.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Can we call him that anyway?

ph7 May 18, 2012 at 9:35 am

Well, I will give Joe kudos for hiring his out of work father for the gig.

DaRooster May 18, 2012 at 10:01 am

"Now Dad, go pay your taxes!"

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:50 am

What do you want to bet Joe hired him under the table?

DaRooster May 18, 2012 at 10:55 am

I'll bet you $10,000!

Mumbletypeg May 18, 2012 at 9:37 am

All around me are familiar twatwaffles
Shyster shuffles, contrived kerfluffles
Bright and early for their daily grifting,
Sloe-eyed shifty, feigning thrifty.
Croc' tears are filling up their tax forms
Reversed platforms, …Foghorn Leghorn's…
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
Joe's tomorrow = no tomorrow for me.

I find it kind of funny. I feel it's kind of sad!

grenadehh May 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Way to ruin a beautiful song. Ass.

gingerland62 May 19, 2012 at 12:39 am

It's depressing, that's why I come here to read the hilarious posts. there are so many lunatics in the USA, but not in the good way.
Wolf House is right down the road from me.

Allmighty_Manos May 18, 2012 at 9:38 am

Joe has a job?

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 9:50 am

no.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 9:40 am

He looks very slick and cocky.

weejee May 18, 2012 at 9:45 am

Uppity, too, also

smashedinhat May 18, 2012 at 9:40 am

The Fisher Price toy piano plinking harshed my mellow.

IncenseDebate May 18, 2012 at 9:41 am

Dom Deluise lost weight. Death looks good on him.

Beowoof May 18, 2012 at 9:42 am

The thought that the hippie is the one who should be high strikes me as I look at this. Because if Joe thinks the republicans are on the side of the "folks" he is clearly high.

didgen May 18, 2012 at 9:43 am

Deep in his soul, Joe knows he could have done a better job as Thor in the Avengers.

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 18, 2012 at 9:44 am

I will be contemplating the mystery that is that hippie's jacket for the rest of the day.

Baconzgood May 18, 2012 at 9:45 am

This guy sucks.

(this comment is 100% snark free)

FakaktaSouth May 18, 2012 at 9:45 am

Am I alone in not quite "getting" whatever these assholes are saying? It's like this plumber wannabe here, or the dumbass "needs a throatpunch" O'Keefe guy are trying so hard to explain why facts, history, civil rights and any successful precedents aren't real and how taxes have only existed since the black pseudo-President thought them up and how OBVIOUSLY stupid I am for not getting that – and now I have a headache.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 9:58 am

Don't worry, you don't get it because there is no "it" to get. There is no there there. You cannot understand stupid because stupid, in the end, consists of not understanding. The GOP message lately has a large component of it that consists of "I'm a fucking dumbass, just like you, elect me, fuck them smart people."

Vecchiojohn May 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

In the next video, they're going to argue about whether you can steal third base when you're playing football.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

The blacks stole all the bases and thats why the white man can't hit any home runs anymore.

horsedreamer_1 May 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm

You can't steal a base if it's free.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Of course you can't; I Don't Know's on third.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 21, 2012 at 1:29 am

And "I Don't Know Nuttin" is telling the story.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

Poors (especially disabled and seniors) being exempt from income tax because they don't make enough money = not paying their fair share

Rich fucks and corporations already rolling in money getting special tax credits and subsidies allowing them to lower or eliminate their tax burden = real American heroes

What's so hard to reconcile about that?

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Ugh, don't bother.
If I gave a shit about what these people actually "think" — instead of, you know, just making them go somewhere far away — I would have given up completely after some guy who lives in Sweden posted in some thread that Socialism isn't what they think it is, it actually works out pretty well for everybody, etc.; and was met with a barrage of comments about how he (the guy who actually lives in a Socialist country) doesn't understand how it works, the other people who actually live there aren't *really* happy, etc. etc.

mrblifil May 18, 2012 at 9:45 am

Conservatives luuuuuuuvs them some taxes.

noodlesalad May 18, 2012 at 9:46 am

Non-unionized unaccredited plumbers with shit-eating smirks, the standard-bearers of honesty and truthful accounting practices.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 9:46 am

Is this a remake of Mr. Dick goes to Washington?

Fare la Volpe May 18, 2012 at 10:01 am

Truly the worst of the Debbie Does Dallas sequels.

Designer_Rants May 18, 2012 at 9:46 am

When do these monkeys start throwing feces at each other?

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 9:56 am

They've been hurling feces for years.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

Unfortunately, all of us get caught in the crossfire.

BarackMyWorld May 18, 2012 at 9:47 am

Great, now I have the "Bob the Builder" theme stuck in my head for some reason.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:54 am

You bastard! Just mentioning it has that earworm in my skull, digging out a home! My kids are past that shit!!!!!!!!

Lucidamente1 May 18, 2012 at 9:47 am

It was nice of Joe Ricketts to make an ad with Joe the Plumber.

SorosBot May 18, 2012 at 9:50 am

I thought people were supposed to go away once their fifteen minutes were up.

justkillmenow May 18, 2012 at 9:54 am

Could you please tell the Palins that?

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

Collectively, they have had an hour. I cry.

SorosBot May 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

What a wonderful world that would be.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:37 pm

*kicks in ankle under table*
Shut-uuuuuuupppp!
You'll summon them by saying their names, like Beetlejuice!

justkillmenow May 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm

HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I forgot about that!

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

It's really more good advice, rather than hard and fast rule. See Bristol, comma, humiliating blog posts.

DaRooster May 18, 2012 at 9:52 am

Hey, for $5 I'll tap this douche with a wiffle ball bat… and I would gladly pay the taxes on it… Hippies.

prommie May 18, 2012 at 9:58 am

How much to do it with a Louisville Slugger, ash, not aluminum?

DaRooster May 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

Free!

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:38 pm

"ash, not aluminum"

Sometimes, the old traditions are the best.

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 9:52 am

once again, it's important to point out that john mccain's karma will never overcome what he bequeathed us in 2008.

elburritodeluxe May 18, 2012 at 9:53 am

Cowardly Joe is afraid that the young hippie chicks and Trustafarians who really do look like the body of the #Occupy movement would come off as too sexy or compelling next to him.

Serolf_Divad May 18, 2012 at 9:53 am

You've got to hand it to the GOP. They've actually managed to convince their army of drones that we should raise taxes on the middle class and lower them on the rich. Though, I do strongly suspect that GOP voters have no idea that the only way to tax the "lucky duckies" who are too poor to pay taxes is to limit deductions for everyone.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

Well, we could repeal that nasty EITC and child tax credits – after all, thousands of working poor people are actually staying off food stamps by getting some of their money back.

Designer_Rants May 18, 2012 at 9:54 am

Remember when Joe Wurzeldumber grabbed Obama and harassed him about his upcoming purchase of a business that was grossing 250, naw, 270, 280 naw, quarter batrillion quapillion bucks a day? And "Yer gonna TAX ME MORE, ARNTCHA?"

Joe, what's 25% of the 2 Shits you own? And you're still whining about it. If people elect this puke, they have it coming.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 10:02 am

I know. Makes me want to punch him. Like for years. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 18, 2012 at 9:54 am

Sometimes I pity the people who have such an underdeveloped sense of humor as to find something like this to be funny or wity. They must miss so much joy and humor in life.

Baconzgood May 18, 2012 at 9:58 am

This is like George Carlins "your shit is stuff, and other people's stuff is shit" bit to the right wing.

MoeDeLawn May 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

…or Mel Brooks' "Tragedy is when I get a paper cut; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

freakishlywrong May 18, 2012 at 9:55 am

Anyone else here just cold fucking sick and tired of these wingwelfare assholes always depicting libruls as being on the gubbmint dole and not working? It's so offensive. I've been working since I was 16 years old. Probably as long as I've hated hypocrites.

Pithaughn May 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

I've got you beat, started picking strawberrys when I was 12 . I had to lie about my age! but that sweet sweet 50cents per flat was to strong a lure, I was greedy for the $3.00 and was led astray. I did get the Apollo rocket model I wanted though!

Mumbletypeg May 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

My first job, age 16 like Freakish, was in "pharmaceuticals." i.e. driving the delivery vehicle for the local-owned drugstore** — but if I'd played my cards right, who knows I could've become a rung-climber with all the other pharma-sales playas I know who are raking it in! Rather, each new job-transition went *downhill* from my 'big Pharma' beginnings.

** It wasn't bad for a first job (besides babysitting). Had been the same drug store my mom's family grew up with; had employed my mom at their soda fountain when she'd been my age… but off-deliverytimes, I got so bored at the register, & my boss wouldn't let me sit down, so I amused myself by reading through all the Hallmark cards

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

I started throwing papers in Junior High. The Washington Post ain't light! But I did get to follow the Nixon drama every morning bfore anyone else. And I remember waking up to read about India invading Bangladesh.

HistoriBarb May 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

But did you ever notice that the prescription the pharmacist gave you to deliver was wrong, thus saving the customer's life and preventing the pharmacist from spiraling down into alcoholism? And you now run the Building and Loan despite wanting to get out of that small town?

prommie May 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

I paid more in taxes last year than Joe ever made in a year in his fucking ignorant asshole fucking truculent loser life. I fucking guarantee it.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

You know. I have found another truism. While bankrupsty is a legit out for some, most of the hardcore conservatives I know….rail on about the welfare n-words, yet see no problem in writing off debt that they carelessly ran up by NOT being responsible.

Fuck them.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 11:00 am

And you can blame those fucks (middle class and up) who abused the system for the "reforms" that make consumer credit (ie the no. 1 debt trap of the poor) much harder to discharge in bankruptcy.

My wife and I both knew people growing up (who as far as we can tell aren't related to each other) who declared bankruptcy repeatedly yet somehow could always afford vacations and anything else they needed. Of course, businesses do it all the time – and so it cycles back to Mitt Romney. Fuck!

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

You're only sick and tired because you're be one of those lazy liberals who lives off the government dole and doesn't know the meaning of hard work, like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett the Socialist.

Joe the Plumber, on the other hand, who isn't a plumber, lives off SuperPAC donations and doesn't want to pay taxes… wait what point are they trying to make?

chicken_thief May 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

And how quickly they forget if they ever received unemployment or any other benefit in their life. Or, in Joe's case, was in arrears on his taxes.

fartknocker May 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

The Republican message is old and tired. Joe is a protoplasm in TeaTardistan and wants to suck hard on the government titty so he can have the good life like Boehner and my favorite anal probe, John Cornyn.

Joe the plumber is another pandering shitstain who wishes he was smart enough to write a couple of books like the Princess of Wasilla and have his own PAC. Fuck him, I gotta go to work, so I can pay for a new road.

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 11:03 am

I had done all sorts of crap for my parents (from purging X-ray files to stripping paint) before I got my first "real" job, in a sporting goods store at 15. Man did that job suck! But at the time, anything that got me closer to financial independence (defined as cash for stuff I wanted) was awesome.

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

Needz moar asian girl speaky pigin english

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 10:02 am

He wants $5 to view that? I could watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show twice using On Demand for that amount.

Chichikovovich May 18, 2012 at 10:12 am

I can watch the clothes tumble in my dryer for free, and it would be more enjoyable

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 11:04 am

Or buy 1 2/3 of a book on Amazon (assuming a 2.99 price point).

Fare la Volpe May 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

Seeing as he picked only the most topical of ad campaigns to rip off, Joe has decided his next video series will feature "Dude, you're getting a douche" and "Where's the Pork?"

Chichikovovich May 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

Morris the Finicky Voter prefers Joe!

smashedinhat May 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

Joe The Plumber needs a lesson in blue collar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

Baconzgood May 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Wait Joe. You're not at work because you're shooting a shitty Lo-Fi campaign spot.

Generation[redacted] May 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

He has a job?

Oblios_Cap May 18, 2012 at 10:12 am

Is that a Bobby Jindal t-shirt the fatter guy is wearing?

anniegetyerfun May 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

Have two more inbred-looking men ever shared one screen?

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Dresie and Casie?
http://rogerballen.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/inter

Scroll down about halfway. the drool is a particularly fetching touch.

anniegetyerfun May 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Oh, OK. You win.

gingerland62 May 19, 2012 at 12:43 am

That is so effed up, yet so relevant.

Baconzgood May 18, 2012 at 10:15 am

WOW, I'm a liberal and that dude's like looking in a mirror. Joe totally nailed me and all my liberal friends that I golf with.

fuflans May 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

does anyone know how samuel joe is polling?

BerkeleyBear May 18, 2012 at 11:06 am

I'm guessing Marcie Kaptur isn't quaking in her shoes. Probably no significant public polling, although I'm sure someone has done a private poll that will get leaked to the press when appropriate.

iburl May 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

I've not been to the Cincinnati Airport Bathroom, so I couldn't tell you.

An_Outhouse May 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

According to his website:

"No events yet. You should host your own! "

Joe runs his campaign the way he handled his plumbing career.

Jus_Wonderin May 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

You kinda did a win thing on me there.

DahBoner May 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm

You got a leak? Stick a rag in it and stop complaining…

Chick-Fil-Atheistâ„¢ May 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

Will somebody get the fucking cat off the piano?

MarionNYNY May 18, 2012 at 10:23 am

Strange, I thought man-boobs were more of a right wing issue — Rush, Ann Coulter, etc.

__kth__ May 18, 2012 at 10:29 am

Mark Foley seems to have put on a few.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:50 pm

???

Mark Foley?
I thought that was the banjo playing guy from "Deliverance"?

Jimmyone May 18, 2012 at 10:44 am

Ol' Joe hasn't a clue what a "hippie" is…..If he ever met some of the "hippies" that hung out at our commune back in the early 70's, he wouldn't be able to say that twice. At least not with a full set of teeth. We were an unruly lot back then. Good food, good sex, and good vibrations…Ohhh….to be young again.

rickmaci May 18, 2012 at 10:49 am

Joe needs to have his personal plumbing snaked out so that maybe some of the stupid can drain away.

DonnyKerabotsos May 18, 2012 at 10:57 am

That was much better than that Chris Christie 'Seinfeld' video.

AddHomonym May 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

In Joe's America, overweight, clueless white dudes can discuss things amicably, is what I'm getting from this. That's nice.

Wonderthing May 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

I thought shit flowed downhill. I'm a better plumber than this jerk.

Slim_Pickins May 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

A Rod Blagojevich t-shirt? Sorry, I don't get it.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Mr Wurzelbacher? Jon Stewart would like to have a word with you

iburl May 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Joe has a jacket, that means we all must respect him now, for some reason.

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

"Why don’t you just run for Congress and pay yourself $5,000 a month like Joe?"

Well, I *don't* like the "run for Congress" part, but I *do* like the "pay myself $5000 a month" part…

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Why does the fat, bald, white trash guy who isn't Joe the Unemployed have a picture of Rod Blagojevitch on his t-shirt?

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Dick Shawn in "The Producers" was a more convincing hippie.

gingerland62 May 19, 2012 at 12:55 am

Or on "Love American Style".

tessiee May 18, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Fat turd.

DahBoner May 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Bread?

Which came first? Bread, the money?

Or the "wuss rock" group….

ttommyunger May 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I think I need a plumber, I have this enormous turd that keeps clogging up my internetz; as soon as I think I've flushed it down, it pops its ugly bald head to the surface again.

valthemus May 18, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Well I'm convinced! I'm going to commit several acts of voter fraud to make sure my man Joe gets to Congress! Burn the hippies!!

glamourdammerung May 18, 2012 at 5:22 pm

So, not Joe the non-plumber, when do you plan on getting a job?

Ducksworthy May 19, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Please. Its Joe the PLUNGER! Look at his head.

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