Army Of Minority Babies Prepares Crushing Assault On All Whites

We knew it, you knew it, they knew it, your crazy white great-uncle who forwards you paranoic chain letters in blue 30-point Comic Sans font with neon green background knew it, and now the U.S. Census knows it: The minorities, they're popping out babies like the dickens, and the flaccid whites can no longer keep up:  "Non-Hispanic whites accounted for 49.6 percent of all births in the 12-month period that ended last July, according to Census Bureau data made public on Thursday, while minorities — including Hispanics, blacks, Asians and those of mixed race — reached 50.4 percent, representing a majority for the first time in the country’s history."Shit . See you all in Singapore! We'll whiten that joint up in no time.

This is a prime opportunity -- really, what could surpass it? -- for some outrage-surfing on the conservative Internet. Bloggers at Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum, whatcha got? They don't like the tone of the New York Times article, which simply reported a finding from the Census:

The NY Times liberals seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s, as symbolized by Ozzie and Harriet. The TV characters were happy, self-sufficient, autonomous, law-abiding, honorable, patriotic, hard-working, and otherwise embodied qualities that made America great. In other words, the show promoted values that NY Times liberals despise.

Instead, the USA is being transformed by immigrants who do not share those values, and who have high rates of illiteracy, illegitimacy, and gang crime, and they will vote Democrat when the Democrats promise them more food stamps.

Okay, that one should suffice on its own. One more?... hmmm... Jonah Goldberg is babbling about George Zimmerman for some reason... yeah, that Eagle Forum one's enough for now.

[ NYT , Eagle Forum ]