I LOVE MY LIVE STRAIGHT SON!  3:51 pm May 16, 2012

Operation Rescue Founder Randall Terry Invites Your Wonkette To Drink Beer, Murder Children

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

shame defeatedOh that is nice, Randall Terry, the pro-life activist and “Democrat” who beat Obama in 242 percent of the Oklahoma Democratic primaries this year, has a new website, and he is inviting the “child-killers” at Your Wonkette (along with the cool dudes at RightWingWatch and the humorless nags at Jezzy) to come join him for a virtual beer!

This is awkward because Your Wonkette once made a very clever Heathers joke about Randall Terry loving his dead gay son, but then it turned out Randall Terry’s gay son was actually dead, and Your Wonkette had a brief and unwelcome (not to mention “unfamiliar”) bout with utter shame. Then we got over it, because there were children around that hadn’t yet been murdered. A woman’s work is just never done!

One time, no joke, your Editrix did in fact go so far as to take her baby son to see a live theater production of Medea on Mother’s Day — the one where she murders all her children to get back at faithless Jason, not the tubby frank lady thespianed by Tyler Perry. He was nine maybe? He liked it okay? She has yet to throw him out of the house and disown him for being a homo, though, so it looks like she won’t win any Randall Terry Prizes for Mother of the Year. Maybe you will?

Think of ProLifeWarrior as a “cyber-pub” where the troops can gather to have a beer and a shot. That means you can talk about anything you want, and we will not edit, remove, or in anyway censure what you have written. If you want to say “so-and-so is a #@%&,” that is your decision.

The reason for our editorial policy is simple: most Christian and Pro-Life blogs and on-line communities are sterile and lifeless. We prefer the rambunctious, loud, honest chaos of a crowded pub to the porcelain purity of an empty room. (The only exceptions are blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence. See forum rules.) So if the child-killers at RightWingWatch or Jezebel or Wonkette want to come in and throw some punches, they are welcome to do so.

You could also think of ProLifeWarrior as a voice of resistance and recruitment, calling the Faithful out of the cyber-ghetto…into real political and cultural battle. That means we will vilify those who collaborate with the child-killers (such as NRLC or Ohio Right to Life); we will dismiss those who offer trite gimmicks in place of definitive action; we will expose and mock those who present tawdry fundraising schemes as a means to end this holocaust; and we will challenge those who cower in silence before the strong to rise from their knees and fight.

Our guiding principles and lights will be the Laws of Heaven, the fear of God (not man), and the heroes of the Scriptures, Church history, and the victorious social revolutions of the past.

Our mission is to help create the climate in which it becomes a criminal act to murder an unborn human being from conception till birth. This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs, and anything else that deliberately causes the death of an innocent human being who happens to reside in his/her mother’s womb.

So you’ve got your invitation, Wonkers. Just make sure nothing follows you home. [ProLifeWarrior]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 162 comments }

Jim Newell May 16, 2012 at 3:52 pm

This calls for serious Warblogging. MUSH, MUSH!

BaldarTFlagass May 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Or as we say in South Texas, Arriba! Andelè!

Lascauxcaveman May 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Pass.

Life is too short.

Chet Kincaid May 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

But not too short to pop some popcorn and watch the mayhem!

MissTaken May 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

But WARBLOGGING is no fun if they ask for it.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Go put on a wife-beater's shirt. It will help

Generation[redacted] May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Dear ProLifeWarrior:

I agree with everything you say. Thank you for expressing yourself in a clear, reasonable manner. Sincerely, Wonkette.

DerrickWildcat May 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Now do you mean that we should go over there and wrestle with them?

nounverb911 May 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Whose children?

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Does it matter? Any child will do. Hell, we can wipe out entire tribes of Duggars…

Barb May 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I'd rather be a plaything in an all chick prison, no thanks! (Or even worse, hear someone drone on about their mom being an English teacher)

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

One summer back in band camp…

CthuNHu May 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I believe that approximately 49% of Wonketteers would rather be a plaything in an all chick prison than pretty much anything else.

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Dear Penthouse letters, I'm not the kind of person to write about this, but there I was, locked up for a speeding ticket. While waiting for my husband to bail me out…

emmelemm May 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm

My mom actually is an English teacher.

BaldarTFlagass May 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Can I virtual-kill some virtual children while I am there?

RedneckMuslin May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Not until they're born.

DaRooster May 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

… but especially if they are brown.

merlallen May 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I thought we were going to get drunk and murder some doctors, that's how pro life I am.

Crank_Tango May 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Full disclosure: I have never killed a child.

I feel like such a failure.

randcoolcatdaddy May 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm

"The reason for our editorial policy is simple: most Christian and Pro-Life blogs and on-line communities are sterile and lifeless."

Obviously, these guys haven't seen the exchanges involving anus sex, Nazi's and death threats going on the past few weeks on Facebook pages for organizations in favor of North Carolina's Amendment One…

BaldarTFlagass May 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

or the comments at FoxNation.

Crank_Tango May 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm

ProLife Warrior= worst video game evar.

smokefilledroommate May 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Yeah, all you do is run around and bomb abortion clinics. Gets old after awhile.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Wait a minute! Did you unlock the "ram the car into the pro-choice blockade" level?

Fairtackle May 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

On the bonus level you get to execute abortion doctors.

smokefilledroommate May 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

You have to have full batshit to do that. My batshit level's only at 73%.

Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I see no one has beat the game yet. Hint; hope you like shooting abortion doctors in their church during a Sunday service. Another hint: you have to have 110% on the "Christ is Love" meter.

CommieLibunatic May 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Tell me about it. Even the Left Behind games were better.

Godlesspanther May 17, 2012 at 9:55 am

It's been done, sort of, the Left Behind video game. According to the reviews (I've never played it) it is the very worst video game ever.

Callyson May 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm

This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs, and anything else

Why not make it simple, and just criminalize recreational sex while you're at it?

HistoriCat May 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Stop skipping ahead!

iburl May 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

one century at a time!

IncenseDebate May 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

help create the climate in which it becomes a criminal act to murder an unborn human being from conception till birth.

After birth murder is ok.

Crank_Tango May 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Afterbirth chili is delicious, also.

Whatever May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Nice! Beat me to it.

glamourdammerung May 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Actually, they are very opposed to murdering anyone. Especially abortion doctors. Unfortunately, apparently Randall has a disorder that makes him smirk and wink a lot when he clarifies that stance.

crybabyboehner May 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

When the pill is outlawed, only outlaws will get laid.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!!

Generation[redacted] May 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

If you want to join my outlaw gang, you gotta get your patch.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Does this mean I get virtually drunk and virtually molest a virtual Christian woman?

I mean virtual Christian, not virtual woman.

Schmannnity May 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Sounds like the worst pub ever. Be sure to bring your cyber roofies.

pinkocommi May 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

"We prefer the rambunctious, loud, honest chaos of a crowded pub to the porcelain purity of an empty WOMB." There. Fixed. (I am sure that was what Randall Terry meant to say.)

pdiddycornchips May 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Yeah, rambunctious crowds like we used to have at lynchin's and witch burnin's.

nounverb911 May 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

"I'll kill anyone who isn't pro-life."
–Randall Terry

slithytoves May 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

The cognitive dissonance makes my head hurt because these people aren't experiencing any.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

If you want to say “so-and-so is a #@%&,” that is your decision.

Well, I would, but I don't speak WingDings.

Rosie_Scenario May 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

"Your decision???" Randall Terry is pro-choice.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

BABY KILLER!

smokefilledroommate May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Yeah, wtf? We're not Q*Bert.

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Does one need Wingdings to communicate with Wingnuts?

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

¡± |¬€£Þ§

poorgradstudent May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

You know, for all the problems I've had with Randall Terry, he does sound like someone genuinely interested in a fair but rigorous debate.

On that note I'm on five different kinds of medication for a sinus infection. Heavy booze, also, too.

Steverino247 May 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Tear gas. Instant cure, but a helluva mess.

bikerlaureate May 16, 2012 at 11:37 pm

Well, he is a Democrat.

ChilLysol May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Good God, I've seen a lot of Wingnuts named either "Randall" or "Terry," but never "Randall Terry."

GuyClinch May 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

And his middle name is Wayne!

EatsBabyDingos May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

"Blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence" are the only reason I read Wonkette.

iburl May 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Come for the credible threats of violence, stay for the skullfucking.

MosesInvests May 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm

No machine guns, though.

valthemus May 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

A "No Blasphemy" rule on a web site? What next, will CW ban angst-ridden teenagers from its shows? Will MTV institute a "No Skanks" policy?

jqheywood May 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

That made me smile!

hollywooddood May 16, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I just come here for the dick jokes.

smokefilledroommate May 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

calling the Faithful out of the cyber-ghetto…into real political and cultural battle.
IT'S NOT A BATTLE WITHOUT CAPS LOCK!!

Fare la Volpe May 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

The Faithful played at my cousin's bar mitzvah.

Their rendition of "Free Bird" was pretty weak.

sullivanst May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

You'd need to be very Faithful to believe the crowd actually wanted you to play "Free Bird".

sullivanst May 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

real political and cultural battle

waged in cyberspace.

pinkocommi May 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm

"If you want to say 'so-and-so is a #@%&,' that is your decision."

Randall Terry is a fucking asshole. Because I am the decider!

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Oh I have.

The first is the hardest. You know, they get all "MOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" until you tape the mouths shut. After that, you get the hang of them…heh heh….quickly.

Crank_Tango May 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Registration denied. How do THEY know my real name isn't Tanklin J. Crango?

AutomaticPilot May 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Try Seymour Butts.

ttommyunger May 17, 2012 at 8:37 am

Oh, they know……they know.

Mumbletypeg May 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

think of it as a cyber-pub… cyber-ghetto…

If by "virtual" he means "not grounded in reality," then I must congratulate Randall on achieving a personal milestone in self-awareness.

OkieDokieDog May 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Crap. I so wish my womb wasn't a dried up raisin so that I could get preggers and then abort just to satisfy Randall Terry's need to fap as he rolls around in bloody fetus parts for Jeebus.

valthemus May 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Maybe you could still become a doctor who does abortions. You could make your own steady supply of bloody baby bits!

SayItWithWookies May 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

The only exceptions are blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence. See forum rules.

Randall Terry doesn't cotton to people saying they're going to blow up abortion clinics? This must be the kindler, gentler fascist coming out.

sullivanst May 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

"That's not a threat, it's a promise"

ergo, allowed.

BaldarTFlagass May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I can't wait to get all drunk and then puke on Terry Randall's virtual shoes.

Jus_Wonderin May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

"Our mission is to help create the climate in which it becomes a criminal act to murder an unborn human being from conception till birth. This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs, and anything else that deliberately causes the death of an innocent human being who happens to reside in his/her mother’s womb."

Yeah? Do I go to jail if I had the misfortune to get my dick caught in a mechanical rice thresher?

Fare la Volpe May 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Of course not, silly. You're a man.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 16, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Spock?

Fairtackle May 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

"The only exceptions are blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence."

dang, I got nothing to say.

Jus_Wonderin May 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Aren't INcredible threats of violence more excitng?

Fare la Volpe May 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Just don't try to skullfuck Jesus. He hates when you come unto him like that.

Fairtackle May 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

"Suffer little children to come unto me"

I don't think he specifically ruled out skullfucking, as long as you are a little child and..suffering? Something like that.

HistoriCat May 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

RightWingWatch or Jezebel or Wonkette

Lumping Wonkette in with Jezebel and RWW? Randall Terry has gone too far!

Also – virtual beer? Feh.

chicken_thief May 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm

No shit, huh. Virtual beer. Like virtual beer is going to stop my DT's.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 16, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Virtual beer? That's like, Coors Light, right?

HistoriCat May 16, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Bud Light libel!

Doktor StrangeZoom May 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Obligatory ancient joke: Why is American Beer* like sex in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.

——–
*Corporate Big Brewers, at least. Thanks to microbrews, this joke is a little less obvious than it was 20 years ago. (See! Some things do get better!)

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

"The only exceptions are blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence."

So does this mean that we can't say Jesus is going to kick your ass and then skullfuck you once he gets back?

Generation[redacted] May 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Is it blasphemy to say any threat involving Jesus isn't credible? Such a conundrum!

pdiddycornchips May 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Randy, god thinks you're a dick but he loves you anyway. He just wishes you weren't such a dick.

RedneckMuslin May 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

OT- anybody know how I can keep my Wonkette from going to the top of the page when I click on anything?

Nostrildamus May 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Randall, I think I speak for all of us here when I say "#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@##@%&#@%&#@%&@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&
#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@
%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&#@%&%&".

Jus_Wonderin May 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Perfect. But, could you bold that last part? Because I especiallly agree with that sentiment.

niblick77 May 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

"calling the Faithful out of the cyber-ghetto" – sounds like he got Bill Ayers to write this release for him………..

chicken_thief May 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Sort of Saul Alinsky-esque, too. Also.

Arken May 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

"anything else that deliberately causes the death of an innocent human being who happens to reside in his/her mother’s womb."

What happened to Republicans caring about personal responsibility. Just move to a new womb! Stupid fetus.

DerrickWildcat May 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Horrible dad.

Fare la Volpe May 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

The booze at Randall's pub is pretty weak, but the candied fetus is to die for.

Jus_Wonderin May 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I really like it when they put the bowl of garlic roasted fetus on the bar. Stuff is gone in seconds!

Billmatic May 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

A million internets to whoever found the screen cap from Heathers. I can just hear Coach yelling "I LOVE MAH DEAD GAY SON!!!"

emmelemm May 16, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Seriously, that pops into my head at regular intervals whenever it is mildly on topic. It's a classic for the ages.

edgydrifter May 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Smashing a "virtual" bottle over a wingnut's head isn't nearly so satisfying as the real thing (ahem–allegedly), and cyber-beer just plain sucks. No thanks, Randall.

Dashboard Buddha May 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Seriously…drinking cyber-beer is like liking a ice cream cone that shows up on the tv.

Billmatic May 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Cyberghetto represent, holla @ cha'boy.

BornInATrailer May 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Someone needs web ad revenue.

pinkocommi May 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Ok Wonketteers. Pinko commi has news. She is in fact pregnant. On purpose. And this experience has given me a whole new insight on the abortion debate and it is this. BEING PREGNANT SUCKS. Anyone who finds themselves knocked up and doesn't want to spend the next nine months horribly tired and nauseated with headaches and aching nipples and engorging body parts having to pee all the time and generally feeling like shit because something that kind of feels like an alien is growing inside of you and will give you terrible pain and stretch marks and possibly incontinence not to mention the risk of death, can go ahead and terminate that pregnancy. Because it isn't all rainbows and unicorns.

actor212 May 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

*packing suitcase*

I'll be back in a couple three decades…

mavenmaven May 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I deny any responsibility.

FakaktaSouth May 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Yay for getting knocked up on purpose! I only did that once – the FIRST time (still ended up with three kids) because you're right, being preggers sucks (only thing that sucks worse is people for whom being pregnant did/does not suck. I hate them all)."Your pregnant body at rest is exerting as much energy as a man climbing a mountain." or something like that. Mazel.

Jus_Wonderin May 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Thanks god about that unicorn part. I hear birthing one of those is…the worst.

Hedley_Lamarr May 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

And a note for you guys: If you're there for the procedure, outstanding! However, I advise leaving before the placenta delivery. Seeing your significant other's Holy of Holies looking like a catcher's mitt full of lasagna is a sight you'll remember for the rest of your life. And not in a good way.

Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I was in the room pretty much the whole time for both of my wife's deliveries, and I didn't think anything was too gross or crazy, but then I'm kind of a hero.

But I must have been putting off a "Loose Grasp On Reality" vibe, at least on the first kid, 'cause when it came time to cut the cord, and as I'm about to make the snip, a rogue nurse voice piped up shrilly-yet-off-handedly to say "Don't cut the baby!"

So I snapped and murdered everyone.

iburl May 17, 2012 at 3:03 am

typical liberal

rickmaci May 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Good luck to you and the little zygote pinkocommimommie!

emmelemm May 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Congratulations!

It really makes you wonder about the Duggars and others of their ilk. Being pregnant wall-to-wall 24/7 for 20 years or so seems like the most awful thing ever.

(For the record: I've never been pregnant.)

Doktor StrangeZoom May 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Congrats! Apparently you didn't get the memo that everyone on the left wants ALL babies to be aborted, possibly more than once.

Does this mean that those of us with kids are going to be forced to turn in our ACLU cards?

merlallen May 16, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I am so horny right now.

Negropolis May 17, 2012 at 12:15 am

Well besides the initial personal discomfort, I'd imainge the whole part about having to raise an unwanted child is another big turn-off, especially without any money.

Nothingisamiss May 17, 2012 at 7:50 am

Hooray for you, and I'm glad to hear they'll be another pinkocommi in this world.

gurukalehuru May 17, 2012 at 11:20 am

Yes, but on the plus side you get everybody feeling your stomach and saying "awwww," although I guess I can imagine how some women might not see that as being on the plus side at all. In any event , congratulations!

pdiddycornchips May 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Did he give up on Koran burning or was that just a hobby?

Mumbletypeg May 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

In spite of this effort to group-hump an assembling of perceived adversaries under the guise of some warped version of a beer summit, there's more than a whiff of desperation in Terry's gesture. Unless it was the brainchild of some of his minions, who sensed their freak-preacher needed a hug. Then at some point, began laying bets who would go first. Solved in a draw by electing to "virtual hug" their morally exhausted, personally exhausting leader. And thereby conceiving the ProLifeWarrior concept, congratulated themselves that they might never need to swap pseudo-war stories or bad jokes or near-beer with him directly in person, ever again.

MissTaken May 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

So if the child-killers at RightWingWatch or Jezebel or Wonkette want to come in and throw some punches, they are welcome to do so.

Jezebel throws punches like a girl.

SorosBot May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I find your comment very offensive!

Crank_Tango May 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Way to "girl-like-thrower shame"! Which I am sure is a thing.

mavenmaven May 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Us childkillers at Wonkette who support choice, as opposed to those right wing mass murderers who oppose health care coverage for millions of Americans?

DeLand_DeLakes May 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Ehn, no thanks, I'm too busy trolling actual pubs in order to acquire actual pregnancies–gotta get that Abortionplex punch card finished before the end of the month, or I won't get my free frozen yogurt!

NorthStarSpanx May 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

1. Most Christian and Pro-Life blogs and on-line communities are sterile and lifeless.
I thought they were pro-life? They sound lifeless and sterile. . .

2. We prefer the rambunctious, loud, honest chaos of a crowded pub to the porcelain purity of an empty room.
Did he just invite the Palin's over?

valthemus May 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

"This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs…"

Yeah, Randy, you wanna take on the pharmaceutical industry because we all know they're such mousy push-overs, notorious for instantly caving in to the demands of bible-thumping crap sacks.

Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Even the Obama administration and a congressional Dem "supermajority" wasn't gonna mess with the Pharm.

glamourdammerung May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

But if they are going to boot people for "credible threats of violence", what are the "Operation Rescue" people planning to do while we wonder where they went?

TootsStansbury May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Randall is definately rat-like but sort of pudgy and stubby. Fat rat.

Fox n Fiends May 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Have an iBeer with these clowns and tell them that Obamacare is pro-life, and watch them abort that conversation.

DahBoner May 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

"No Blasphemy"?

Then we can't repeat the Joseph Campbell quote about not believing in Christianity, unless everyone can be Jesus?

Odd that ever Jew, every Muslim and every Christian are all waiting for their "saviors" to come back. When they're here all along, literally at the end of your own nose.

BLASPHEMY RELIGIOUS SHIT 4 BRAINS

Godlesspanther May 17, 2012 at 10:00 am

Until I get a reliable definition of the word 'blasphemy' I will have no idea what it is that I'm not supposed to do.

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I have the feeling this cyberpub will have less skullfucking than my actual pub.

Equality_Joe May 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Think of ProLifeWarrior as a “cyber-pub” where the troops can gather to have a beer and a shot. That means you can talk about anything you want, and we will not edit, remove, or in anyway censure what you have written. If you want to say “so-and-so is a #@%&,” that is your decision.

Just a prediction here, but is it safe to assume that this ends up boiling down to the overt racism and open calls for violence that 90% of the right-wing comment threads on the Internet already are?

Redgyal May 16, 2012 at 7:28 pm

I see that happening too which is why I won't be visiting.

StealthMuslin May 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Wow, just this afternoon I was thinking "I don't meet enough jerks and idiots in real life. If only there was a website where I could get my fill." Thanks, Randall Terry!

Chet Kincaid May 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs, and anything else that deliberately causes the death of an innocent human being who happens to reside in his/her mother’s womb.

So, they want to abolish the Defense Department?

Chet Kincaid May 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

So, the inevitable "make a shitty Christian version of everything" trend has finally come to 4chan.

Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm

And then it will probably make a thousand times more money than 4chan does. And all of the profits will be shoved into a balloon to rise up to jeebus, natch.

not that Radio May 17, 2012 at 9:00 am

He's not making Christianity better; he's making the internet worse.

OneYieldRegular May 16, 2012 at 5:35 pm

…the porcelain purity of an empty room…??

I have a sneaking suspicion about where Randall has been hanging out lately.

barto May 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Wonkaderos ASSEMBLE!

Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Brandish your knitting needles! BRANDISH!

johnedens May 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm

I guess Wonkette has spoiled me, but that site just does live up to its trolling potential.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Designer_Rants May 16, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Yes.

JimNauseam May 16, 2012 at 6:25 pm

The only thing on the jukebox is Ted Nugent and Christy Lane.

emmelemm May 16, 2012 at 6:35 pm

"What is this I don't even…"

Seriously, this is what it's come to? Bloggers aren't just ripping off other bloggers' articles, commenters are ripping off other people's comments? That is INSANE.

emmelemm May 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm

PS My mom was just telling me last night about the plagiarized papers she got turned in this week. She feels bad about it! She feels like she's somehow a loser because people turn in plagiarized papers to her.

I did my best to set her straight, but you know that never really works.

OldWhiteLies May 16, 2012 at 7:11 pm

When randall-with-2-ells and his ilk start displaying sincerely even moderate amounts of compassion and concern to and about all the breathing-on-their-own humans ALREADY INHABITING THIS PLANET, then, and only then, will I entertain the idea that they really give a flying fuck about anything other than perpetuating their us-vs-them dichotomy.

Til then, FOAD.

chascates May 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm

I think I've earned my warblogging stripes but have no desire to visit Randall Terry's site. Let him have a party where nobody came.

GemlikeFlame May 16, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Randall Terry is a consummate horse's ass, and you can tell him I said so.

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 11:55 pm

the one where she murders all her children to get back at faithless Jason, not the tubby frank lady thespianed by Tyler Perry.

That was a relief. Really; I hate Tyler Perry's Madea with the heat of a thousand hot breaths.

The only exceptions are blasphemy…

Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln…So, I guess you can say "fuck her sideways with a rusty chainsaw", but "Jesus is magic!" wouldn't make the cut.

ttommyunger May 17, 2012 at 8:40 am

I'm having a hard time fapping to this, the picture helps, but not much….the wrong guy is in the box..

Godlesspanther May 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

Ask your bartender for an abortion:

1 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 splash grenadine syrup

Pour the creme de cacao into a shot glass. Layer the amaretto and then the bailey's to create a 3 layer drink. Insert a toothpick to the bottom of the shot glass and dribble some grenadine so it floats in the bottom of the glass.

elburritodeluxe May 17, 2012 at 10:03 am

I think I'd rather have a beer at the Al Qaeda Cafe than a Randall Terry hangout.

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