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SnobEach day is an adventure for Mike Huckabee. Some days he’s all happy and a-slappin’ the bass and whizzing off churchy jokes to his elderly fan base, other days he’s angry as a constipated cockatoo in search of the great release. (Other days he is a leading possibility for President of the United States of America, but hopefully those days are over.) What’s his fucking problem now? Something about “morally repugnant political whores,” one of the more redundant phrases out there.

He’s working with the famously populist grassroots democracy defenders at Citizens United to start something called “Obama Fundraising Watch,” something that would be much easier were it not for the limited fundraising transparency that came in the wake of the Citizens United Supreme Court ruling. “In his administration and now on his reelection campaign,” Huckabee writes in a letter supporting this new venture, “President Obama has surrounded himself with morally repugnant political whores with misshapen values and gutter-level ethics.” From Buzzfeed:


And now here’s a video of Mike Huckabee slappin’ the bass with a non-morally repugnant political whore without misshapen values and gutter-level ethics:


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