The GOP-sponsored House version of the Violence Against Women Act reauthorization has finally gotten the endorsement of the constituency it needed to bring out the richness of its full nut flavor: paranoid men’s rights activists. The National Coalition for Men, whose website features the delightful Microsoft Office-based editorial artwork pictured above, wrote a letter in support of the House GOP’s efforts to restrain Supremist Feminist demon monsters in their mad quest for world annihilation, by weakening protections for victims of domestic violence. The Democrat-backed Senate version, you see, is much too busy “empowering false accusers at the expense of true victims,” men.
The White House has promised to veto the House version because:
H.R. 4970 allows abusers to be notified when a victim files a VAWA self-petition for relief, and it eliminates the path to citizenship for U visa holders – victims of serious crimes such as torture, rape, and domestic violence – who are cooperating with law enforcement in the investigation or prosecution of these crimes. These proposals senselessly remove existing legal protections, undermine VAWA’s core purpose of protecting victims of sexual assault and domestic violence, frustrate important law enforcement objectives, and jeopardize victims by placing them directly in harm’s way.
Suckers! Do they even know what women are up to? NCFM has gotten hold of some of their top secret plans and bravely posted them to their website, as a public warning, save yourselves now:
The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost; that is, as long as the cost is primarily paid for by transferring $$$’s from men to women. Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce? All branches of government pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for women. They call it work.
This is all you need to know about this group. We were going to try to pick apart the letter they wrote in support of the House version of VAWA, but almost every sentence of it is full of flaming idiocy and all you really need to know is that the Senate’s version of the VAWA reauthorization improves on the protections for male victims of domestic and sexual violence. But, you know, women are so “fishy,” ha ha. [TPM]
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Take that! MEN! I'll bring the fucking beer, but it won't be opened when it gets there.
You don't think gawd gave us teefs for nuffink, do ya?
So the GOP men are in favor of violence against women?
Mostly.
Just kidding!
Completely.
Hasn't there been at least one reported case per week of some GOP yob beating the bejesus out of his wife, over the past X years? I'm gonna start keeping records.
Start with 1000 as a reasonable baseline. In republicanese, if one of them says it, it's true. None of this scientific proof crap.
Well, if history teaches us anything, it is that they are in favor of inheritance and divorce. See Rush, Newt, and other four letter words.
You ask it as if you were surprised.
No, it means the women forced the GOP men to commit violence against them, because they didn't have dinner ready on time.
"OK, now Ah'm gonna hafta beat your ass – an' it'll be your fault!!!!"
No they are not. God is. They are just doing what God wants them to do.
See, this way they never have to be held accountable for their actions. Cute?
Uh oh, sounds like someone is having a case of the Mandays.
Either that or they're manstruating
Isn't that James O'Keefe pushing the perambulator?
He was *hoping* to be pushing a basket.
Trick question! James O'Keefe is in the perambulator.
This is good news for Lorena Bobbitt?
She always tries to stay a cut above.
She's good for Bris-ness.
women aren't people my friend
Unlike corporations!
I can't believe SCOTUS didn't carve out an exception in "Citizens United" for women-owned corporations.
Oversight. They'll get to it in some completely unrelated ruling, see if they don't.
And embryos!
Suddenly, I'm hungry for some eggs and sausages with a stinging hot salsa and some tortillas …
Well not in Mitt's church, anyway. Same as Catholics. It's a great tradition.
Kzinti didn't think so either. Gave them more time for fighting and slaughter and the like.
It's been a while since I read those books.
If I remember correctly, the Kzinti used biological engineering developed by the Jotoki, a species they captured & enslaved, to make all their females sub-sentient.
But, let's not give these bastards any ideas.
Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?
Or as the wingnuts and christianiods call it, "Sanctity of Marriage".
Or in Michele Bachmannn's case, government subsidies.
We must cut subsidies to non-productive Baby Farmers.
Yeah, so women should not be entitled to inherit anything from their parents now? Only sons should get their parents' assets?
WTF?
How about women only get half? Just like in sharia law?
It's called the law of primogeniture, and it means that all the wimmenz can only stand outside the elaborate wrought iron gates and watch as Jeeves drives the menz to and fro. I'm betting that it will be a plank in the Republican platform.
All this time I thought the main way was whoring?
That's just Repub legislators.
No women also make money by grifting–see Palin & Bachmann, etc.
Per these insufferable assholes, Ann Romney is going to make out like a bitch!
National Coalition for Men? Fucking really?
Sounds gay!
Yeah, because if the history of United States presidents is anything to go by, it's hard to be white and male.
At my age, just being male and hard is hard enough, let alone being white as well
Not to put too fine a point upon it, Yasser, but I can see how being white might be work for one of your, uh, complection.
I think these are the same guys that spend lots of time on Pick Up Artist forums and treat the written words of Mystery as their personal bible…
I did research for a piece on the MRM (Men's Rights Movement) & MRA (Men's Rights Activists) and can assure you that they are exactly that type.
And in a related story:
That Poll Saying Romney Leads Obama Among Women? Total Crap
http://jezebel.com/5910606/that-poll-saying-romne…
Thanks, MRAs, for reinforcing the numbers…
At least these cheeto-dusted cretins won't have to worry about the women in their lives, for somewhat obvious reasons.
Or men! I honestly don't foresee too many men wanting to play Rump-a-stilt-skin with those cheetoed chubboes either.
And for some reason I suspect they don't have to worry about having a lot of money and property taken away by gold diggers either.
All branches of government pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for women. They call it work.
I didn't know we had so many women working as investment bankers on Wall Street.
There was one at JP Morgan, but when things went awry last week, they fired her. See? They can't handle it.
All branches of government pay a significant number of assholes hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for assholes. They call it empowering job creators.
Fixed.
This isn't good timing for the "the war on women is a democrat hoax" crowd.
Pfff, like that matters. "A lie told often enough" and all that.
Nice comment.
You Democrat Hoaxer!!
Job creators good. Baby creators bad. Oink!
Or, "Dick good. 'Gina bad." That's really how their brains work. I mean, I have my days of not liking most women very much, but the endless hatin' on women coming from this bunch has long passed the point of being even somewhat tolerable.
I think it outrageous that as a male I am only paid about 22% more than a woman doing the same job.
And this is why we have to divorce or bury you – we are terrible.
If I have a choice, I will go with divorce for now and leave the burying for later.
It's definitely easier recovering from a divorce.
Well, it's always been a given that conservative men aren't content enough with having most of the pie; they aren't truly happy until they've taken all of the pie, the greedy bastards.
How do i score one of these "hefty salaries" generously doled out by "all branches of government"? I can't find any postings on Craiglist or Monster. What's the correct search term?
"rent boy"
https://contribute.nrcc.org/
Pay to play, pal!
"Will blow for work".
"Herman Cain's Women"
Sneaky wimmins, always gittin' fellas all riled up so they gotta hit ya. Stop pickin' on your menfolk!
Want something that is an actual problem and that is worthy of your outrage, NCM?
All investment banks pay a significant number of greedy bastards hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for Wall Street. They call it work.
/fixed
I distrusted banks, insurance companies, and pretty much anything that makes money without actually doing or making anything since high school. And that was during a time when I couldn't think about much more than crushes and Xenogears.
Hey, Xenogears ruled!
I know it did! For better or worse, I met my wife through mutual fandom!
I've been thinking about playing it again now that I've got a PS3 and the infinite virtual memory cards that come with it, but that second disc… I kind of shudder thinking about it.
Kind of like Mass Effect 3. You can see where it got rushed in the production and testing of art assets. But it's still cool.
When men do it, it's called a "career". (See: Romney, Mitt.)
"Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce? "
Even more income than from their third waitressing job? They're already loaded and they want me to tip them as well? That's some fucked up shit, ladies.
Just give 'em the tip, Mitt. They'll appreciate it.
After my divorce what new rights do men have against women,and the courts? I am a Victim!
The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost; that is, as long as the cost is primarily paid for by transferring $$$’s from men to women.
So…the enforcement of laws against violent crime (it must kill NCM that domestic violence is in fact a *crime*) amounts to taking money away from men and handing it to women?
The Nebraska lady had schizophrenia as an excuse: WTF does this group have?
They suffer from a severe form of misogyny due to the fact that the plaintiff had a better attorney than the defendant.
Speaking as someone who enjoys nookie with the ladies, I've discovered that my success rate is remarkably higher when I spend more time doing things that make them happy, and less time being an insufferable prick who publicly advocates their total subjugation and repression. FYI, fellas.
Pussy.
That's what he said. He's gettin' some.
I actually prefer the insufferable pricks to be fully honest and upfront with their repression. Makes them easy to spot and never date.
Oh sure, that approach works for YOU. These men are obviously going after a different segment of the female population.
Good thing there's someone out there for everyone. Except for poor Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey: "On my oooown / Pretending he's besiiiiide me~"
That would be the segment that gets their wealth primarily from inheritance and divorce, right?
Whatever planet these dudes live on, it's core is solid irony.
No, they're not. They're going after something they think should exist and trying to force anyone they encounter into that mould. I once shared an office with an attorney (a woman) who represented women in divorce cases. You would be gobsmacked at the kind of harrassment this woman had to endure for the unforgiveable sin of being a lawyer for ladies looking to get divorced. Men stalking her for years, threats, attempts on her life — only deity knows what they did to their poor wives. I wonder if there's some significant overlap between serious domestic offenders and psychopaths.
A decade or two ago a Denver lawyer was shot and is now disabled for representing some man's wife. I'll get back to you when I can think of something snarky to add to the preceding sentence.
Good grief!
Some guys (particular the ones old enough to still enjoy seeing good looking women, but can't remember why) actually prefer smart as hell women, because intelligent interaction is better than trying to reminisce about times long gone by. Woman I know who has the best combination of brains, personality, wit and fine looks is 57 y/old. 23 y/old are just boring.
I've never understood the ephebophilia myself. I don't have a whole lot I can converse with someone half my age about. Sure, they might look good naked, but there's a limit to how much time I want to spend naked, no matter HOW good they look. Besides, good-looking people are very easily replaced. Someone with a certain wit, an intelligence, a special charm? Not so easy.
Hmmm. [once again a comment prompts a moments reflection]
Please, let's hear from the wives of the NCM founders. *crickets*
How many Phyllis Schlaflys are there in the world?
Only one, and her son is gay. Presented with his mother as his first image of Woman, he said, "I'll take the other thing, thank you."
Hey, don't be so impatient. The membership's three spouses who haven't yet gotten divorced or died under mysterious circumstances have permission slips they need to get signed, you know.
They're all MRAs, meaning sad sack divorced drunks who spend all their time online jerking about their "masculinity" and how the gynocracy is keeping them down.
We would like to help the vagina people, really we would, especially at closing time because otherwise we have to go home and beat the old woman and her brats. And she'll go crying back to the emergency room, and the damned doctors and her bitch mother will call the cops again and I'll have to pay for still another lawyer and buy her flowers and tell her how much I love her and things will be better as soon as she gets well, if she would just give me another chance. Or else.
Ah yes. The real victims of domestic violence are the innocent assholes accused of domestic violence.
That chick who tumbled into my shelter yesterday — arm broken, face bloodied, hair torn, and nether regions raped — faking it, clearly.
You left out the key question: how was she dressed?
Just attention-seeking.
What a racket. Getting the shit beat outta you, and you get paid for it! Wimmenz got it so easy.
I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that.
So, not only have they taken the step to organize?! now they've entered the national stage? so the leaders of this movement? "Here's my card, i'm chairman of the NCM, I'm a fuckin idiot…"
Do they sit around in the basement ranting with chili smeared all over the front of their grimy cum scented teeshirt? or is this more of a sitting behind a desk at some Christian University talking about the paternal nature of christianity?
I, for one, am rooting for these poor underdogs, the Penis-Americans. Here's hoping that one day, a Fortune 100 company, a Wall Street bank, or even the good ole U S of A can be run by a fella.
Dream on! It won't happen during OUR lifetimes!
Wouldn't that be *nice*?
STELLA!!!!
Also, Supremist Feminists sounds like a great name for a post-punk neo-grrl rock band.
It's shit like this that makes me ashamed to be a man, albeit an effeminate and sensitive(?) one.
I don't think being against domestic violence makes you "sensitive" – it makes you a human.
How many other animals engage in domestic violence?
Well, there's the praying mantis. Oh, wait…
Sadly, most great apes. Most ungulates, herd-dwellers as they are, appear to have a social system based on the number of females a single alpha male can control, although elephant societies seem to rely on the matriarchs for the transmission of information. I think bonobos are the only primates who use sex to settle quarrels, rather than violence.
Oh no, for reals? This is what I hate about the internets. I love apes.
I'd go with sensitive, noble pig if nothing else.
(Hugs the Libunatic) Sensitive men is the way evolution's trending, baby. And it's "feminine," not "effeminate." There's nothing wrong with people exploring all their sides. Our President's a sensitive and feminine man, and it makes him a damn sight better human being. I've had it with the pongy pongids posing as people who think being a man means slapping everyone else down with your dick.
Judging from the evidence on this site, it also makes him considerably more attractive to women.
And men.
Oh, hell to the YEAH! Nothing like making sexxxaytime with a sensitive yet hot individual.
Er, what? Sorry. Briefly distracted.
They left out getting more gubmint moneys for having more kids, so I discount all claims made by this organization.
Can we please get a photo of the members (member?) of this group? I have a feeling it might give that lovely photo of the Florida white supremacists a run for its "$$$'s."
And probably 100% membership in the "We skipped out on paying child support" club.
Between the All-powerful and rich Wimmenz, the All-powerful and rich Gaiis, and the All-powerful and rich Blahs…..it's a wonder straight white males have two pieces of bullshit to rub together.
Anyone want to tell them that "supremist" is not a word, or should I?
So I can't order a Burritoist Supremist at Taco Bell??
Quesist!
That's ricest!
Not without permission from a male guardian, first.
I am glad you said it before I did, otherwise it would just be more nut-cutting, feminist, power-mad cunt-ness trying to hold these good men down. I have all this power see, from all my divorces and widow-ing that I just can't stop myself.
That's the only reason you dames get hysterectomies — so you can fill your wombs full of nickels and beat your men with 'em.
This almost makes me wonder where you'd have to go to find the Rule 34 of that
You just KNOW it's out there somewhere.
You know, AngryBlackLady has a #TeamUterati site featuring a uterus with boxing gloves over the ovaries. Just Sayin.
You go ahead. I'm right behind you, though.
Hey, that business where boys were supposed to sit still in class and learn grammar is just another example of how males are oppressed into meeting a matriarchal social norm.
I wish I were being sarcastic, but that is a nearly verbatim quote from one MRA troll…
So what would you call an old who loved the Supremes? Cut me some slack here.
Barry Gordy?
The National Coalition for Men, or as they're commonly known, NAMBLA.
National Association of Masculine Bitchy Loser Assholes?
Numbingly Assholish Men Blaming Lesbians Always?
Hey! I like this game! North American Men Bleating Lame Aphorisms?
National Association Making B-holes Likeatively Angry?
We women should stop bitching so much and be more grateful for men. They let us suck their dicks, get us knocked up and fat, raise their children, cook their dinner, and clean their dirty socks they leave on the floor because the laundry hamper is a whole 2 feet away.
We women should show our gratitude to the menfolk by letting them smack us upside the head every once in a while. Thanks men!
The dick sucking is the only thing I'm interested in from your list. I need no more children, can perform the other tasks all by myself and have no interest in beating intimate partners. I can even rub my own balls but it's lots more fun if somebody else does it.
Sometimes I worry that all the women I know are waiting for the secret signal, whereupon they will rise up as one and tie us up, beat us down, and toss us away.
In fact, it's nothing short of a miracle that they haven't already.
To be honest, knowing some of our gender are members of the NCM, I'd seriously consider handing the ladyfolk the rope.
I wish I COULD disagree with that. Sadly, no.
I make a mean hangman's knot. Can go into mass production at a minutes notice.
Need a hand?
What is this "hamper of Laundery" of which you speak?
Jesus, these fuckers are afraid of everything. Scared of a bunch of girls now? Fucking pussies.
Let's go over there after work, kick some asses and give them something real to cry about.
Yaaa! we can wear dresses too sort of like how the samurai used to wear armor that looked like mythical beasts to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.
Send in Uma Thurman with her samurai sword … the looks on their faces would be priceless. (After she left, I wonder if they'd want to clean their own underwear?)
If I have to go over there, I'm wearing a Kilt, brandishing a very bad mood and will make these embarrassing excuses for adults cry for a week.
Because I am tired of The Stupid.
Is something none of these limpdicks are likely to do again.
Just what are we to think of a bunch of grown men who feel the need to launch a vicious smear campaign against the Girl Scouts?
"The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost"
This sentence should never have happened, for a variety of reasons, the most important of which is punctuation. Sentiment also matters, and then there's veracity.
The women's movement has it all, eh?
Do you know what the women's movement really needs, guns, lots of guns. That's the only thing that these stupid bastards are going to understand.
"The women’s movement, relatively speaking…"
"Relatively speaking"? Relative to whom? WTF is that even supposed to mean?
Relative to their stupidity and not finding any female willing to date them in this century.
♪ You know it's hard out here for a wimp
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent ♪
Ah yes, the National Coalition for Men – with their stirring "penises rampant" coat of arms.
And paired balls azure on field argent.
You're terrible. There's mungy tea all over the screen, now.
Not so much "rampant" as "Limpent", ifyaknowwhatImean.
And I bleev we all do.
is this NCM a splinter group from NO'MAM?
Bundy libel!
How do the Girl Scouts figure into this totalitarian plan?
Doncha know there's a "Castration" merit badge?
Shorter version of National Coalition for Men letter: My mail-order bride left me and I is so sad, so sad.
Yeah, mostly they just murder those wimmin. Some neighbour of mine recently murdered HIS mail-order Russian bride. Her mother is now raising her kids. Fortunately, they finally got enough on the SoB to put him in jail.
Yeah, like fucking Hans Reiser did to his wife Nina.
ResierFS vs ext3
Journalling? YES YES
POSIX EAC? YES YES
Kills wife? YES NO
I'm only surprised there isn't an xkcd of that.
That poor woman. I don't understand. Why kill your wife, if you don't get along? Why go that far? Why hit, beat, torment, rape, torture, assault, or kill someone you had an intimate relationship with?
Cuz people are bad.
Hey, guys, here's a tip:
That murder-suicide you're planning? Go for it! But don't go mainstream like all those murder-suiciders in the papers that somehow never get the public sympathy that they really deserve. You need to capture the public imagination with your awesome murder-suicide — by doing it backwards.
Remember: these are guys who couldn't get laid in a women's prison. No wonder they had to form a union.
Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?
Sounds like *someone* has both a sister he has to share mommy and daddy's inheritance with and an ex wife who left him for younger, hotter guy who could actually get it up.
What a relief! I was feeling so oppressed.
I'm disapointed by you guys, I expected to click on that link and read a bunch of snarky sarcastic comments. At least they have the 2 I Ieft before they're deleted.
What kind of man is so against women? I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.
Playdoh n' Bacon Americans must stop oppressing Penis-Americans with their silly demands like getting equal pay, not getting raped, and not being beaten to death for flapping their moufs.
Oh gawd. What the fuck kind of straight or bisexual man describes women's genitalia as a combination of Playdoh and bacon?
I need to get away from these people before I rip out what's left of my hair.
I find playdoh and bacon difficult to masturbate to (or with)
Just bacon is fine, I could probably masturbate to and with bacon all day. But Playdoh? Smells like little kids. Most unsexy.
Sorry – Ace o' Spades' post is one of the greatest in the annals of Wingnuttia.
I remember when I first read it thinking, "This man has never stuck his face in a sweet warm juicy pussy." Playdoh and bacon!
NCFM was good back in the day….. sigh…..it used to be about the music.
Seriously, this org. has been around since 1977?!?! WTF? If you're losing as badly as you say, maybe it's time to pack it in. You must be a bunch of fuckups.
I visited the site…..it's either pitiful , or an elaborate and sick hoax.
Was Andy Kaufman alive in 1977? Just asking.
AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This piece taken from the MRA website is astounding:
The ballot for candidates to the Steering Committee of the District of Columbia Bar Association Family law Section exemplifies how we are outgunned and out-organized.
It’s a nine-member volunteer committee that sponsors training, suggests legislation and gets to put the Bar Association name on its recommendations. The six incumbents include two men and four women. The six candidates for the three seats to be filled in the current election cycle are all women – – – THERE ARE ZERO MALE CANDIDATES
Holy shit, you guys! In one tiny, insignificant steering committee for the family law offices located solely in Washington DC, there are NO MEN CANDIDATES. This is exactly equivalent to the fact that only 17% of the US Congress is women and in most states there has never been a single female US Senator or female Governor ever.
Men are the real victims here.
errrr, uhhhh, guys…..I'm a guy too, so really just trying to help out here……
volunteer committee
Polysyllabi. They don't get 'em.
Seemingly unable to figure out how to redress this inequality. How can we get a man onto this VOLUNTEER committee.
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE A SHOUTY NEWLETTER WOULD HELP
As a charter member of the coalition of Men Against Men Who Like Women Who LIke Men, I find the National Coalition for Men highly offensive. I think. No, wait yes, offensive.
We're the Popular Men's Front.
Splitter!
Oh, hey, John Scalzi had a pretty good post yestiddy: Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is
Seems relevant somehow.
Oh, and here's a surprise: Scalzi deleted a record number of off-topic, brainless, misogynist comments from the thread.
I'm glad you didn't quote more of their letter, because I already puked twice and now there's no solids left in my stomach and dry-heaving is so damn painful plus bile tastes totally gross.
Dry heaving really is the worst, isn't it?
Beware, sheeple…KBJ is part of the Double X Chromosome Mafia!
~
Other than the name of the act, which has served to confuse law enforcement officers when male victims make reports and seek protection from abusive partners, there should be no objection to it. These clowns objecting are really a joke. That or they're a bogus organization set up by the R's so as to fool people into thinking there's any real objection to renewing and improving (LGBT issues and male victims) the act.
Do you think they hang out at the Operation Rescue Virtual Pub? I think they'd get along really well!
they should go bowling
So where's this inheritance and divorce money I'm supposed to get?
How many ancestors/partners have you bumped off/outlived?
I knew there was a catch.
It's not easy inheriting/ripping off an ex-spouse out there. Nobody ever tells you how to get rid of the evidence, either. (Hugs the Gem) How you doin', sweet lady?
So I'm just a be-boppin' down the street this morning when some girl walks towards me and twirls her hair and smiles at me!
It's ok though. I ran across the street before she could sink her claws into me and ruin my life!
Do not give them your essence!!!!
Remember : Pure grain alcohol and rainwater.
Thank you.
She knows about the birds, Derrick!
Yo, check it out G. A Glossy Ibis is up!
This is a big fuckin' deal!
Look at it's range map.
Oh, thanks! I should just go there every single day. But sometimes I like to save up the bird treats for a couple days. BRB.
But do you think of the bees?
This street is exactly where?
K Street. I saw him, lonely pathetic bastard…
That Pileated is very nice.
They're all over the place in W.V. (family get-away house), but it's hard to get their pic…they fly away as soon as they see you with a camera.
(I did get some fuzzy pics once or twice, and even 15 seconds of video.)
~
Damn, that is a good one. I've been trying to get a shot of those for a long time.
Derrick's Pileated pix are SO good, they almost look fake.
Thanks. I was pretty lucky on that one. They only live along the Missouri River in Nebraska. It's the first one I've ever seen.
The only thing GOP guys think women are entitled to is "two for flinching."
That's in there, right?
Hey you guys, the last Ghost Hunters with that weaselly guy is on tonight. They are going to run into some really bad Lady Monsters! Even worse than the real and normal living Lady Monsters!
It will be really a scary!
Stand your ground! Unless you have a vagina.
Inheritance and divorce? Bitch please. Try whoring and selling my aborted fetuses to the sausage factory.
Hmm. The sausages HAVE been somewhat crunchy, of late.
MEN, MEN, MEN, MEN!
"VAWA"? I thought it was "hoo-ha".
"VAWA" is how Orly Taitz pronounces the name of her next employer.
we are looking for de nuclear wessels
We'd tell you, but it's Unprounouncable
Why have I never hear of this "Fast Show" before? Not fair, I tell you! (thanks)
That's what Helen Keller said.
I always thought that her parents' punishing her by making her read the waffle iron was cruel – but those were different times.
Has anyone mentioned HHS and Sebelius yet?
"…pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries
to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to
get more money for women" … POLITICIANS!
These NCFM guys might be on to something. I worked at HHS as a contractor and that was my experience.
"Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?"
Well, I wish they'd have told me this before I'd gone through the trouble of getting a job.
We did, but you NEVER LISTEN!
Wait, no, that what teh Laydeez usually say to teh menfolks.
That's what it comes back to. It's always some roundabout way to label something as socialist.
Obama supports ghey's, GOP supports wife beaters: conclusion?
The National Coalition for
MenNo Blacks, Wimmenz, & Joos./Fixed
Queers, also, too.
The National Coalition for Men, formerly known as the Hair Club for Men…
I read the article, and then I read the comments. I sympathize with their plight: These are clearly the sort of intelligent, affable, well educated, capable people who would be passing from success to success in life were it not for the conspiracy of hateful succubi scheming to thwart them at every turn.
You mock, but it is true that primary and secondary education remain rather female-dominated fields, and it's quite clear that the education system, going back all the way to grade school, failed these men.
QED
Oh, that reminds me: The Succubi Club meeting has been moved from the weight room to the sauna following the Motivational Speech in the Speculum Rotunda on Thursday.
You know, there's an awful lot of unrest in this country caused by middle aged white guys that couldn't get blow jobs in high school.
We'll release all the nation's tensions with a massive Fellatio-thon! Perhaps Hugh Hefner will spring for the knee pads.
Special Edition playboy bunny logo kneepads! Expensive, but little enough to bear to save Civilization.
So, just how tiny does your dick have to be to qualify for membership in this group?
You would think they would find some more recent pictures of women. There seem to be a few on the internet.
Link, please?
I'm gonna sneak up behind them and yell 'HILLARY!!" Their testicles will ascend deep into the scrotal area.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoYvCK2GYA&fe…
Rappers we crush!
For realz. Apes make me uncomfortable. I feel as if I'm looking at cousins who took a wrong turn on the evolutionary pathway. But bonobos are very sweet. It's that love/sex/affection thing they do.
Dumb. They let their reptilian brain overpower the newer, higher centers by convincing themselves that every situation they encounter requires kill-or-be-killed. Then they go fuck up everybody else's lives but most especially their own. Christ, what feckin' eejits.
From what I've read of the bonobos, they use sex for pretty much everything.
As opposed to chimps, who are, quite simply, a whole species of assholes.
Yup. Actually responses on the spectrum of affection (grooming) through sex, but they're pretty sexy little critters, and there's nothing like a little loving to make 'em happy. We should try to be more like them. (Hugs Wonkette)
Birds, bees, all small life.
Chimpanzees are Republicans – 'nuf said.
Chimps are pretty fearsome and unpleasant creatures. And we share between 95 and 98% of their DNA. Ecch.
That's a nice thought, Yasser. I'll try to hold on to it for a while.
I like this scheme. Now to make a video PSA out of it.
Mid 90's BBC – of course and just awesome. I think it was called "Brilliant" in its US run and it may be available on Amazon, Netflix, etc.
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