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Men’s Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Feminist demon monsters on the prowl.

The GOP-sponsored House version of the Violence Against Women Act reauthorization has finally gotten the endorsement of the constituency it needed to bring out the richness of its full nut flavor: paranoid men’s rights activists. The National Coalition for Men, whose website features the delightful Microsoft Office-based editorial artwork pictured above, wrote a letter in support of the House GOP’s efforts to restrain Supremist Feminist demon monsters in their mad quest for world annihilation, by weakening protections for victims of domestic violence. The Democrat-backed Senate version, you see, is much too busy “empowering false accusers at the expense of true victims,” men.

The White House has promised to veto the House version because:

H.R. 4970 allows abusers to be notified when a victim files a VAWA self-petition for relief, and it eliminates the path to citizenship for U visa holders – victims of serious crimes such as torture, rape, and domestic violence – who are cooperating with law enforcement in the investigation or prosecution of these crimes. These proposals senselessly remove existing legal protections, undermine VAWA’s core purpose of protecting victims of sexual assault and domestic violence, frustrate important law enforcement objectives, and jeopardize victims by placing them directly in harm’s way.

Suckers! Do they even know what women are up to? NCFM has gotten hold of some of their top secret plans and bravely posted them to their website, as a public warning, save yourselves now:

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The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost; that is, as long as the cost is primarily paid for by transferring $$$’s from men to women. Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce? All branches of government pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for women. They call it work.

This is all you need to know about this group. We were going to try to pick apart the letter they wrote in support of the House version of VAWA, but almost every sentence of it is full of flaming idiocy and all you really need to know is that the Senate’s version of the VAWA reauthorization improves on the protections for male victims of domestic and sexual violence. But, you know, women are so “fishy,” ha ha. [TPM]

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268 comments

  1. Barb

    Take that! MEN! I'll bring the fucking beer, but it won't be opened when it gets there.

    1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      Hasn't there been at least one reported case per week of some GOP yob beating the bejesus out of his wife, over the past X years? I'm gonna start keeping records.

      1. Warwhatgoodfor

        Start with 1000 as a reasonable baseline. In republicanese, if one of them says it, it's true. None of this scientific proof crap.

    2. bagofmice

      Well, if history teaches us anything, it is that they are in favor of inheritance and divorce. See Rush, Newt, and other four letter words.

    3. SorosBot

      No, it means the women forced the GOP men to commit violence against them, because they didn't have dinner ready on time.

    4. Godlesspanther

      No they are not. God is. They are just doing what God wants them to do.

      See, this way they never have to be held accountable for their actions. Cute?

      1. YasserArraFeck

        I can't believe SCOTUS didn't carve out an exception in "Citizens United" for women-owned corporations.

    1. V572 Is this him?

      Well not in Mitt's church, anyway. Same as Catholics. It's a great tradition.

    2. Warwhatgoodfor

      Kzinti didn't think so either. Gave them more time for fighting and slaughter and the like.

        1. C_R_Eature

          If I remember correctly, the Kzinti used biological engineering developed by the Jotoki, a species they captured & enslaved, to make all their females sub-sentient.

          But, let's not give these bastards any ideas.

  2. Joshua Norton

    Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?

    Or as the wingnuts and christianiods call it, "Sanctity of Marriage".

    1. Callyson

      Yeah, so women should not be entitled to inherit anything from their parents now? Only sons should get their parents' assets?

      WTF?

      1. Dudleydidwrong

        It's called the law of primogeniture, and it means that all the wimmenz can only stand outside the elaborate wrought iron gates and watch as Jeeves drives the menz to and fro. I'm betting that it will be a plank in the Republican platform.

  3. freakishlywrong

    Per these insufferable assholes, Ann Romney is going to make out like a bitch!

    1. CommieLibunatic

      Yeah, because if the history of United States presidents is anything to go by, it's hard to be white and male.

      1. YasserArraFeck

        At my age, just being male and hard is hard enough, let alone being white as well

    2. SecretMuslin

      I think these are the same guys that spend lots of time on Pick Up Artist forums and treat the written words of Mystery as their personal bible…

      1. Butch_Wagstaff

        I did research for a piece on the MRM (Men's Rights Movement) & MRA (Men's Rights Activists) and can assure you that they are exactly that type.

  4. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

    At least these cheeto-dusted cretins won't have to worry about the women in their lives, for somewhat obvious reasons.

    1. poorgradstudent

      And for some reason I suspect they don't have to worry about having a lot of money and property taken away by gold diggers either.

  5. Generation[redacted]

    All branches of government pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for women. They call it work.

    I didn't know we had so many women working as investment bankers on Wall Street.

    1. V572 Is this him?

      There was one at JP Morgan, but when things went awry last week, they fired her. See? They can't handle it.

    2. CthuNHu

      All branches of government pay a significant number of assholes hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for assholes. They call it empowering job creators.

      Fixed.

  6. freakishlywrong

    This isn't good timing for the "the war on women is a democrat hoax" crowd.

    1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      Or, "Dick good. 'Gina bad." That's really how their brains work. I mean, I have my days of not liking most women very much, but the endless hatin' on women coming from this bunch has long passed the point of being even somewhat tolerable.

    1. Negropolis

      Well, it's always been a given that conservative men aren't content enough with having most of the pie; they aren't truly happy until they've taken all of the pie, the greedy bastards.

  7. SecretMuslin

    How do i score one of these "hefty salaries" generously doled out by "all branches of government"? I can't find any postings on Craiglist or Monster. What's the correct search term?

  8. elfgoldsackring

    Sneaky wimmins, always gittin' fellas all riled up so they gotta hit ya. Stop pickin' on your menfolk!

  9. Callyson

    Want something that is an actual problem and that is worthy of your outrage, NCM?

    All investment banks pay a significant number of greedy bastards hefty salaries to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to get more money for Wall Street. They call it work.

    /fixed

    1. CommieLibunatic

      I distrusted banks, insurance companies, and pretty much anything that makes money without actually doing or making anything since high school. And that was during a time when I couldn't think about much more than crushes and Xenogears.

        1. CommieLibunatic

          I know it did! For better or worse, I met my wife through mutual fandom!

          I've been thinking about playing it again now that I've got a PS3 and the infinite virtual memory cards that come with it, but that second disc… I kind of shudder thinking about it.

          1. bagofmice

            Kind of like Mass Effect 3. You can see where it got rushed in the production and testing of art assets. But it's still cool.

  10. Mittens Howell, III

    "Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce? "

    Even more income than from their third waitressing job? They're already loaded and they want me to tip them as well? That's some fucked up shit, ladies.

  11. sbj1964

    After my divorce what new rights do men have against women,and the courts? I am a Victim!

  12. Callyson

    The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost; that is, as long as the cost is primarily paid for by transferring $$$’s from men to women.

    So…the enforcement of laws against violent crime (it must kill NCM that domestic violence is in fact a *crime*) amounts to taking money away from men and handing it to women?

    The Nebraska lady had schizophrenia as an excuse: WTF does this group have?

    1. miss_grundy

      They suffer from a severe form of misogyny due to the fact that the plaintiff had a better attorney than the defendant.

  13. edgydrifter

    Speaking as someone who enjoys nookie with the ladies, I've discovered that my success rate is remarkably higher when I spend more time doing things that make them happy, and less time being an insufferable prick who publicly advocates their total subjugation and repression. FYI, fellas.

    1. MissTaken

      I actually prefer the insufferable pricks to be fully honest and upfront with their repression. Makes them easy to spot and never date.

    2. HistoriCat

      Oh sure, that approach works for YOU. These men are obviously going after a different segment of the female population.

      Good thing there's someone out there for everyone. Except for poor Lindsey Graham.

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        That would be the segment that gets their wealth primarily from inheritance and divorce, right?

        Whatever planet these dudes live on, it's core is solid irony.

      2. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

        No, they're not. They're going after something they think should exist and trying to force anyone they encounter into that mould. I once shared an office with an attorney (a woman) who represented women in divorce cases. You would be gobsmacked at the kind of harrassment this woman had to endure for the unforgiveable sin of being a lawyer for ladies looking to get divorced. Men stalking her for years, threats, attempts on her life — only deity knows what they did to their poor wives. I wonder if there's some significant overlap between serious domestic offenders and psychopaths.

        1. Geminisunmars

          A decade or two ago a Denver lawyer was shot and is now disabled for representing some man's wife. I'll get back to you when I can think of something snarky to add to the preceding sentence.

        2. Warwhatgoodfor

          Some guys (particular the ones old enough to still enjoy seeing good looking women, but can't remember why) actually prefer smart as hell women, because intelligent interaction is better than trying to reminisce about times long gone by. Woman I know who has the best combination of brains, personality, wit and fine looks is 57 y/old. 23 y/old are just boring.

          1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

            I've never understood the ephebophilia myself. I don't have a whole lot I can converse with someone half my age about. Sure, they might look good naked, but there's a limit to how much time I want to spend naked, no matter HOW good they look. Besides, good-looking people are very easily replaced. Someone with a certain wit, an intelligence, a special charm? Not so easy.

      1. V572 Is this him?

        Only one, and her son is gay. Presented with his mother as his first image of Woman, he said, "I'll take the other thing, thank you."

    1. CthuNHu

      Hey, don't be so impatient. The membership's three spouses who haven't yet gotten divorced or died under mysterious circumstances have permission slips they need to get signed, you know.

    2. CZL

      They're all MRAs, meaning sad sack divorced drunks who spend all their time online jerking about their "masculinity" and how the gynocracy is keeping them down.

  14. owhatever

    We would like to help the vagina people, really we would, especially at closing time because otherwise we have to go home and beat the old woman and her brats. And she'll go crying back to the emergency room, and the damned doctors and her bitch mother will call the cops again and I'll have to pay for still another lawyer and buy her flowers and tell her how much I love her and things will be better as soon as she gets well, if she would just give me another chance. Or else.

  15. Fare la Volpe

    Ah yes. The real victims of domestic violence are the innocent assholes accused of domestic violence.

    That chick who tumbled into my shelter yesterday — arm broken, face bloodied, hair torn, and nether regions raped — faking it, clearly.

    1. Negropolis

      What a racket. Getting the shit beat outta you, and you get paid for it! Wimmenz got it so easy.

      I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that.

  16. cheetojeebus

    So, not only have they taken the step to organize?! now they've entered the national stage? so the leaders of this movement? "Here's my card, i'm chairman of the NCM, I'm a fuckin idiot…"
    Do they sit around in the basement ranting with chili smeared all over the front of their grimy cum scented teeshirt? or is this more of a sitting behind a desk at some Christian University talking about the paternal nature of christianity?

  17. spends2much

    I, for one, am rooting for these poor underdogs, the Penis-Americans. Here's hoping that one day, a Fortune 100 company, a Wall Street bank, or even the good ole U S of A can be run by a fella.

  18. Callyson

    Also, Supremist Feminists sounds like a great name for a post-punk neo-grrl rock band.

  19. CommieLibunatic

    It's shit like this that makes me ashamed to be a man, albeit an effeminate and sensitive(?) one.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      I don't think being against domestic violence makes you "sensitive" – it makes you a human.

        1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

          Sadly, most great apes. Most ungulates, herd-dwellers as they are, appear to have a social system based on the number of females a single alpha male can control, although elephant societies seem to rely on the matriarchs for the transmission of information. I think bonobos are the only primates who use sex to settle quarrels, rather than violence.

          1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

            For realz. Apes make me uncomfortable. I feel as if I'm looking at cousins who took a wrong turn on the evolutionary pathway. But bonobos are very sweet. It's that love/sex/affection thing they do.

          2. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

            Yup. Actually responses on the spectrum of affection (grooming) through sex, but they're pretty sexy little critters, and there's nothing like a little loving to make 'em happy. We should try to be more like them. (Hugs Wonkette)

    2. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      (Hugs the Libunatic) Sensitive men is the way evolution's trending, baby. And it's "feminine," not "effeminate." There's nothing wrong with people exploring all their sides. Our President's a sensitive and feminine man, and it makes him a damn sight better human being. I've had it with the pongy pongids posing as people who think being a man means slapping everyone else down with your dick.

      1. sullivanst

        Judging from the evidence on this site, it also makes him considerably more attractive to women.

        And men.

  20. Hedley_Lamarr

    They left out getting more gubmint moneys for having more kids, so I discount all claims made by this organization.

  21. OneYieldRegular

    Can we please get a photo of the members (member?) of this group? I have a feeling it might give that lovely photo of the Florida white supremacists a run for its "$$$'s."

    1. Dudleydidwrong

      And probably 100% membership in the "We skipped out on paying child support" club.

  22. Blueb4sunrise

    Between the All-powerful and rich Wimmenz, the All-powerful and rich Gaiis, and the All-powerful and rich Blahs…..it's a wonder straight white males have two pieces of bullshit to rub together.

    1. FakaktaSouth

      I am glad you said it before I did, otherwise it would just be more nut-cutting, feminist, power-mad cunt-ness trying to hold these good men down. I have all this power see, from all my divorces and widow-ing that I just can't stop myself.

      1. Fare la Volpe

        That's the only reason you dames get hysterectomies — so you can fill your wombs full of nickels and beat your men with 'em.

        1. bagofmice

          You know, AngryBlackLady has a #TeamUterati site featuring a uterus with boxing gloves over the ovaries. Just Sayin.

    2. Callyson

      Hey, that business where boys were supposed to sit still in class and learn grammar is just another example of how males are oppressed into meeting a matriarchal social norm.

      I wish I were being sarcastic, but that is a nearly verbatim quote from one MRA troll…

    3. Warwhatgoodfor

      So what would you call an old who loved the Supremes? Cut me some slack here.

  23. MissTaken

    We women should stop bitching so much and be more grateful for men. They let us suck their dicks, get us knocked up and fat, raise their children, cook their dinner, and clean their dirty socks they leave on the floor because the laundry hamper is a whole 2 feet away.

    We women should show our gratitude to the menfolk by letting them smack us upside the head every once in a while. Thanks men!

    1. Steverino247

      The dick sucking is the only thing I'm interested in from your list. I need no more children, can perform the other tasks all by myself and have no interest in beating intimate partners. I can even rub my own balls but it's lots more fun if somebody else does it.

    2. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      Sometimes I worry that all the women I know are waiting for the secret signal, whereupon they will rise up as one and tie us up, beat us down, and toss us away.

      In fact, it's nothing short of a miracle that they haven't already.

      1. sullivanst

        To be honest, knowing some of our gender are members of the NCM, I'd seriously consider handing the ladyfolk the rope.

      2. Warwhatgoodfor

        I make a mean hangman's knot. Can go into mass production at a minutes notice.

  24. Fairtackle

    Jesus, these fuckers are afraid of everything. Scared of a bunch of girls now? Fucking pussies.

    1. Wile E. Quixote

      Let's go over there after work, kick some asses and give them something real to cry about.

      1. Fairtackle

        Yaaa! we can wear dresses too sort of like how the samurai used to wear armor that looked like mythical beasts to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          Send in Uma Thurman with her samurai sword … the looks on their faces would be priceless. (After she left, I wonder if they'd want to clean their own underwear?)

        2. C_R_Eature

          If I have to go over there, I'm wearing a Kilt, brandishing a very bad mood and will make these embarrassing excuses for adults cry for a week.

          Because I am tired of The Stupid.

    2. Godlesspanther

      Just what are we to think of a bunch of grown men who feel the need to launch a vicious smear campaign against the Girl Scouts?

  25. anniegetyerfun

    "The women’s movement, relatively speaking, has it all and they continuously clamor for more regardless of the cost"

    This sentence should never have happened, for a variety of reasons, the most important of which is punctuation. Sentiment also matters, and then there's veracity.

    The women's movement has it all, eh?

    1. Callyson

      "The women’s movement, relatively speaking…"

      "Relatively speaking"? Relative to whom? WTF is that even supposed to mean?

      1. miss_grundy

        Relative to their stupidity and not finding any female willing to date them in this century.

  26. Angry_Marmot

    You know it's hard out here for a wimp
    When he tryin' to get this money for the rent

  27. Troglodeity

    Ah yes, the National Coalition for Men – with their stirring "penises rampant" coat of arms.

  28. anniegetyerfun

    Shorter version of National Coalition for Men letter: My mail-order bride left me and I is so sad, so sad.

    1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      Yeah, mostly they just murder those wimmin. Some neighbour of mine recently murdered HIS mail-order Russian bride. Her mother is now raising her kids. Fortunately, they finally got enough on the SoB to put him in jail.

        1. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

          ResierFS vs ext3

          Journalling? YES YES

          POSIX EAC? YES YES

          Kills wife? YES NO

        2. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

          That poor woman. I don't understand. Why kill your wife, if you don't get along? Why go that far? Why hit, beat, torment, rape, torture, assault, or kill someone you had an intimate relationship with?

          1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

            Dumb. They let their reptilian brain overpower the newer, higher centers by convincing themselves that every situation they encounter requires kill-or-be-killed. Then they go fuck up everybody else's lives but most especially their own. Christ, what feckin' eejits.

          2. CthuNHu

            Hey, guys, here's a tip:

            That murder-suicide you're planning? Go for it! But don't go mainstream like all those murder-suiciders in the papers that somehow never get the public sympathy that they really deserve. You need to capture the public imagination with your awesome murder-suicide — by doing it backwards.

    2. Dudleydidwrong

      Remember: these are guys who couldn't get laid in a women's prison. No wonder they had to form a union.

  29. MissTaken

    Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?

    Sounds like *someone* has both a sister he has to share mommy and daddy's inheritance with and an ex wife who left him for younger, hotter guy who could actually get it up.

  30. merlallen

    I'm disapointed by you guys, I expected to click on that link and read a bunch of snarky sarcastic comments. At least they have the 2 I Ieft before they're deleted.

  31. Crank_Tango

    What kind of man is so against women? I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.

  32. dadanarchist

    Playdoh n' Bacon Americans must stop oppressing Penis-Americans with their silly demands like getting equal pay, not getting raped, and not being beaten to death for flapping their moufs.

    1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

      Oh gawd. What the fuck kind of straight or bisexual man describes women's genitalia as a combination of Playdoh and bacon?

      I need to get away from these people before I rip out what's left of my hair.

      1. dadanarchist

        Sorry – Ace o' Spades' post is one of the greatest in the annals of Wingnuttia.

  33. Blueb4sunrise

    NCFM was good back in the day….. sigh…..it used to be about the music.

    Seriously, this org. has been around since 1977?!?! WTF? If you're losing as badly as you say, maybe it's time to pack it in. You must be a bunch of fuckups.

    I visited the site…..it's either pitiful , or an elaborate and sick hoax.

  34. Fare la Volpe

    This piece taken from the MRA website is astounding:

    The ballot for candidates to the Steering Committee of the District of Columbia Bar Association Family law Section exemplifies how we are outgunned and out-organized.

    It’s a nine-member volunteer committee that sponsors training, suggests legislation and gets to put the Bar Association name on its recommendations. The six incumbents include two men and four women. The six candidates for the three seats to be filled in the current election cycle are all women – – – THERE ARE ZERO MALE CANDIDATES

    Holy shit, you guys! In one tiny, insignificant steering committee for the family law offices located solely in Washington DC, there are NO MEN CANDIDATES. This is exactly equivalent to the fact that only 17% of the US Congress is women and in most states there has never been a single female US Senator or female Governor ever.

    Men are the real victims here.

    1. Blueb4sunrise

      errrr, uhhhh, guys…..I'm a guy too, so really just trying to help out here……

      volunteer committee

    2. didgen

      Seemingly unable to figure out how to redress this inequality. How can we get a man onto this VOLUNTEER committee.

  35. Fairtackle

    As a charter member of the coalition of Men Against Men Who Like Women Who LIke Men, I find the National Coalition for Men highly offensive. I think. No, wait yes, offensive.

  36. sullivanst

    I'm glad you didn't quote more of their letter, because I already puked twice and now there's no solids left in my stomach and dry-heaving is so damn painful plus bile tastes totally gross.

  37. Steverino247

    Other than the name of the act, which has served to confuse law enforcement officers when male victims make reports and seek protection from abusive partners, there should be no objection to it. These clowns objecting are really a joke. That or they're a bogus organization set up by the R's so as to fool people into thinking there's any real objection to renewing and improving (LGBT issues and male victims) the act.

        1. Ann_ObeyMe_Money

          It's not easy inheriting/ripping off an ex-spouse out there. Nobody ever tells you how to get rid of the evidence, either. (Hugs the Gem) How you doin', sweet lady?

  38. DerrickWildcat

    So I'm just a be-boppin' down the street this morning when some girl walks towards me and twirls her hair and smiles at me!
    It's ok though. I ran across the street before she could sink her claws into me and ruin my life!

    1. Blueb4sunrise

      Do not give them your essence!!!!
      Remember : Pure grain alcohol and rainwater.

      1. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

        Damn, that is a good one. I've been trying to get a shot of those for a long time.

  39. StealthMuslin

    The only thing GOP guys think women are entitled to is "two for flinching."
    That's in there, right?

  40. DerrickWildcat

    Hey you guys, the last Ghost Hunters with that weaselly guy is on tonight. They are going to run into some really bad Lady Monsters! Even worse than the real and normal living Lady Monsters!
    It will be really a scary!

  41. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Inheritance and divorce? Bitch please. Try whoring and selling my aborted fetuses to the sausage factory.

          1. not that Radio

            Why have I never hear of this "Fast Show" before? Not fair, I tell you! (thanks)

          2. C_R_Eature

            Mid 90's BBC – of course and just awesome. I think it was called "Brilliant" in its US run and it may be available on Amazon, Netflix, etc.

        1. C_R_Eature

          I always thought that her parents' punishing her by making her read the waffle iron was cruel – but those were different times.

  42. Sharkey

    Has anyone mentioned HHS and Sebelius yet?

    "…pay a significant number of women advocates hefty salaries
    to do not much more than go to meetings to figure out how to
    get more money for women" … POLITICIANS!

    These NCFM guys might be on to something. I worked at HHS as a contractor and that was my experience.

  43. Terry

    "Did you know that the two primary ways women achieve wealth are inheritance and divorce?"

    Well, I wish they'd have told me this before I'd gone through the trouble of getting a job.

  44. Negropolis

    …that is, as long as the cost is primarily paid for by transferring $$$’s from men to women.

    That's what it comes back to. It's always some roundabout way to label something as socialist.

  45. Chichikovovich

    I read the article, and then I read the comments. I sympathize with their plight: These are clearly the sort of intelligent, affable, well educated, capable people who would be passing from success to success in life were it not for the conspiracy of hateful succubi scheming to thwart them at every turn.

    1. Equality_Joe

      You mock, but it is true that primary and secondary education remain rather female-dominated fields, and it's quite clear that the education system, going back all the way to grade school, failed these men.

      QED

    2. Geminisunmars

      Oh, that reminds me: The Succubi Club meeting has been moved from the weight room to the sauna following the Motivational Speech in the Speculum Rotunda on Thursday.

  46. C_R_Eature

    You know, there's an awful lot of unrest in this country caused by middle aged white guys that couldn't get blow jobs in high school.

      1. C_R_Eature

        Special Edition playboy bunny logo kneepads! Expensive, but little enough to bear to save Civilization.

  47. ttommyunger

    So, just how tiny does your dick have to be to qualify for membership in this group?

  48. elburritodeluxe

    You would think they would find some more recent pictures of women. There seem to be a few on the internet.

  49. elgin_pelican

    I'm gonna sneak up behind them and yell 'HILLARY!!" Their testicles will ascend deep into the scrotal area.

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