Haha, here is a “funny” video from Governor Sammiches, Chris Christie, about how he is so jealous of perfect angel Newark Mayor Cory Booker, last seen breaking and entering into a burning building and abducting the woman therein. Except that it is actually funny? It’s okay dudes, you can still hate him afterwards. Nobody’s here to take your spite from your cold dead hands.
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Can we use Christie as a sea wall when the oceans rise from global warming?
Unfortunately, the specific gravity of Chris Christie is less than one.
Chris Christie, unfortunately doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
Make it gravy, and he's got this!
Archimedes libel!
Or perhaps a flotation device?
Will I need dual monitors to watch the video?
Not if you're in Wide Screen Mode.
Wide-ass Mode is more like it.
Chritie's on Youtube? Doesn't that make him a dictator?
it make shim a 'tater dick
"Everybody loves a comeback story"
Except for the workers who have to refill the buffet every time Christie "comes back."
"WHY YOU STILL HERE?? YOU HERE FOR FOUR HOURS!! YOU SCARE MY WIFE!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwuiyO7hOU
[Fair warning: some people might find this offensive]
New Jersey Tax Dollars at Work….
Booker: "Govenor Christie I accidentally made three turduckens"
Christie: "I got this".
Booker: "The baby has fallen into the gravy boat!"
Christie: "I got this"
WIN
Booker: "Fuck. I ordered too large and order of fries."
Christie: "I got this."
Couldn't Christie use his personal gravity like one of those "cat magnets" I saw on TV?
Christie does seem to be All Full of "number two".
That's very, very funny!
We don't have to hate. We can appreciate.
I concur, I wish Christie would quit politics and just open for Kevin James.
Sadly, I think if he opened wide, Kevin James would fit with room to spare.
and they would need Lloyds of London to give them a "stage collapse" quote.
Is that guy Christie's illegitimate son?
Christie? Breed? With a blah?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!
I only got about 45 seconds in before it went to eternal buffer. The guy at the beginning, talking with the chick? Looks like a dead ringer.
This is being touted as the funniest spectacle from New Jersey since Snookie.
Whatever – he can say funny stuff with a funny face – I totes believe that. Hell, when I saw him on Cake Boss with that cake the size of New Jersey, he could not have looked happier.
Laughing my best Mitt Romney laugh … ha ha ha ha hah
Golf clap.
Mitt's laugh sounds like someone shaking a can of loose screws.
I don't get it.
This is exactly why the Nets moved to Brooklyn!
"I'll come up with something bigger." Eats five boxes of donuts. "See, bigger."
When Christie said "I'll come up with something bigger", I'm just glad the video didn't go "Boom chicka wow whaa…"
Someone just told me that Chris Christie was funny, and that's why Thurston Howell the Turd would make him VP, and win. Ahem. Yeah. No. If they're going for laughs, maybe Palin's still the best bet?
I don't think Christie would make a bad choice for the VP spot on the GOP ticket. He's an angry white man without the creepy John McCain "Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!" vibe.
*Mitt*, on the other hand….
Okay, I liked the Tebow at 3:10. Of course that was Booker — Christie, though — well…
You made to 3:10? You're a braver woman/man than I.
Chris Christie–the reason double doors were invented.
Booker/Tire Iron 2016!
Well of course Christie couldn't save anyone from a burning building. With all that fat, he'd go up like a roman candle.
I half expect if they wanted to be saved, they'd have to throw themselves out of the house into his arms as he can't get his wide-ass through the doors.
He'd be handy in a high-rise fire though. He could just lay down and let people on upper floors land on him.
The upside of that is the jumpee could win the X prize for private sector space travel as they achieved low Earth orbit after bouncing off CC.
"Not the mouth! NOT THE MOUTH!!!!"
Bounce!
I'm thinking the greater risk is getting stuck in the folds.
What is worse, dying in a fire or being in Chris Christie's arms?
I thought it was real until Booker starts jacking up the Christie's Suburban with him in it.
Yeah, it would have bent the Suburban's frame.
Christie *is* a suburb, come to think of it
He can come up with something bigger? What, a life-size portrait?
I live in NJ – I ain't watching that fat fuck.
So he's making fun of Booker saving people? What a giant asshole.
A bit unfair. The video isn't all that funny, but it's not horrible, and the bit about Booker saving people is Christie poking gentle fun at himself. It's hard to imagine Booker would be willing to appear in it otherwise.
it stalled before the 1:30 minute mark and I wasn't waiting for it start back up. I missed all that.
Yes.
And that tire flat noise? Please. Christie's ass cheeks are just too huge to rumble when he farts.
Dude can play a trombone, as tightly as his ass is puckered.
I am strangely attracted to Christie. And I live way the fuck down here in the South. Gravity is a weak force…yeah, right.
So when Christie collapses from that heart attack he's gonna have, wouldn't it be ironic if Cory saved his ass???
Saved his ass? That would be a lot of saving. I don't think even Booker has the time or strength.
Ah irony. Delicious, delicious irony.
Trenton stinks today, lightning struck a Dow Chemical plant across the border in PA and the air is rancid. I wonder if it will affect Christie's lunch?
Clearly, he's eaten meals big enough where he's started farting to make more room.
Hey, neighbor.
Just today?
I have to admit that was indy-filmish, but sorry… Christie can't deliver a punchline.
I'm not sure which is bigger – Chris Christie's inflated ego, his waistline, or the empty cavity inside the man's head.
Wow, the writing and mockumentary filming style is nothing like The Office.
Needs more shakeycam.
I would become a LDS member to marry Cory Booker (but I'm not giving up my Dr. Pepper or alcohol).
Since it's actually Mayor Booker, and not an actor portraying him dressed in a pimp/zoot suit, we can safely assume that Christie has written off the teabaggers.
Christie ate my pussy!
Ouch…have you been alienated from sex for life now?
I said NO TEETH!
Whoa–I had no idea Cory Booker was such a hottie. Hubba hubba!
Booker has put on some weight. I noticed that when the fire rescue episode was playing out.
"Nobody Will Let Poor Chris Christie Save Your Pussy"
Lord help us all, I quickly read that as "Nobody will Let Poor Chris Christie Shave Your Pussy"
After watching this, I admire Booker more and think of Christie more as a "number two." Mission accomplished?
Who is the fat guy???
Oh I get it! The actual nice guy who everyone likes and does good things isn't good enough to be second in command to a sociopathic misanthrope running for president. I think they're right!
I kind of wish Booker didn't do this because the point of the video is to downplay his accomplishments and make fat boy look like he is worth something. But as they say karma……
Golf clap. Corey didn't do himself any favors here, sharing face-time with that fat fuck.
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