Nobody Will Let Poor Chris Christie Save Your Pussy From That Tree
Haha, here is a "funny" video from Governor Sammiches, Chris Christie, about how he is so jealous of perfect angel Newark Mayor Cory Booker, last seen breaking and entering into a burning building and abducting the woman therein. Except that it is actually funny? It's okay dudes, you can still hate him afterwards. Nobody's here to take your spite from your cold dead hands.



I said NO TEETH!
Saved his ass? That would be a lot of saving. I don't think even Booker has the time or strength.