AT LEAST IT'S A FREAKING ETHOS  3:30 pm May 15, 2012

Greek Neo-Nazis Win 21 Seats, Charm Nation With Reminder It Is ‘Time To Fear’

by Lisa Wines

I keel you.While America’s been focusing this week on incredibly important issues like Rush Limbaugh’s induction into the Missouri Hall of Flame, Obama’s no-shi moment, how Obama’s gayness will be the end of him and how undercover bathhouse boy will save us from the gayz, and how gas prices are all Obama’s fault but not really but yes they are… we’ve been bizzy too, over here in Yore-up.

Greek political parties failed to agree (for the fourth time) on a coalition government and announced they’re heading for yet another general election. Even this weekend’s coalition talks were close to impossible, because Alexis Tsipras (who is freaking handsome and should just win, OK?), the leader of the the Radical Left Coalition, Syriza, refused to sit at the same table with the neo-Nazi “Golden Dawn” party.

Golden Dawn’s campaign platform included deporting all non-Greek people (even legal immigrants), placing land mines all along the Greek border to keep the scofflaws out and if people didn’t obey, there would be another Attack of the Giant Moussaka.

Based on these awesome promises, more than 50% of the Greek police force (and other unstable people) helped Golden Dawn win 21 seats in the Greek parliament. The Dawnies celebrated their win with fiery heils and a press conference, where party thugs ordered journalists to stand upon entry of dear leader, Nikolaos Michaloliakos. Journalists who refused were tossed from the room. Then Nikolaos Michaloliakos proceeded to shout at the “Junta of TV and yellow press” for not covering his glorious party, touted his party’s black (of course) T-shirts, quoted Julius Caesar’s I came, I saw, I conquered (he’s been wanting to say this all his life) and finished it all off with a dollop of, “The new golden dawn of Hellenism is rising. For those who betray this homeland, the time has come to fear.” How did Ari Fleischer get elected to Greek parliament? We don’t even know.

 

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DrunkIrishman May 15, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I'm really tired of Greece. They need to get their shit together or dissolve as a country. Sell 'em off to Italy or something. Hell, they're hairy enough.

b[redact]opple May 15, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Oh, blow it out your ass. I'm Greek and you're probably much hairier than I am.

Fare la Volpe May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Can you repeat that? I couldn't hear you through your beard, ma'am.

bikerlaureate May 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Folliclibel !?

fuflans May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

i don't know, they've been thru a lot and the germans aren't helping.

not that they ever do, really.

mayor_quimby May 15, 2012 at 11:31 pm

You really don't want the Germans' help, they tend to get a bit loose with the borders.

Lascauxcaveman May 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Those Greeks have it soft. Their official retirement age is 55. That way they get to spend ten more years protesting austerity measures than we Americans.

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Who do you think is going to sit in sidewalk cafes all day playing with their worry beads for the tourists (the six remaining), if not the men of Greece? They have practiced for this role their entire lives by taking three hour lunches, so they are more than qualified for their new job by age 55. If the politicians want to improve the economy, all they need to do is raise the price of coffee. How does one write Starbucks in Greek?

sewollef May 15, 2012 at 4:08 pm

"They need to get their shit together or dissolve as a country. "

I'm sure that Greece has gone through similar problems in its nearly 5,000 year history as a people and a country. However, I can't imagine the Minoans from Crete telling the Mycenaean Greeks to get their shit together around 2,500 BC.

Doesn't sound right to me.

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Follicle libel!

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Anaximander libel!

radio-of-owls May 15, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Death of a Thalesman.

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 10:11 pm
iburl May 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm

It's the German bankers that need to curl up and diet.

Biff May 15, 2012 at 4:18 pm

ARIANNA HUFFINGTON LIBEL!!!11!

Wile E. Quixote May 15, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Let the Turks have them. They could enter from the rear, which the Greeks, and Republicans, are really into.

mayor_quimby May 15, 2012 at 11:33 pm

There is a merger joke there, but I'mma let you finish …

littlebigdaddy May 15, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Telly Savalas libel!

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 12:58 am

You do realize that while their culture helped in its downfall, that this was almost entirely the result of Wall Street, right? If you're going to blame the Greeks for anything, it should be that they gambled on Wall Street.

You listen to our bought-and-paid-for media, and you'd think the Greeks get six months paid vacation, three months paid sick time, and two months maternity leave.

George Spelvin May 16, 2012 at 1:39 am

Every month.

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I'm confused: do Greek neo-Nazis take showers with the Jews?

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Needs more Nic Cage occupation of Cephalonia.

Chill-A-Sketch May 15, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Bid deal. We have 289 of those in Congress…

jakegittes May 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm

And countless millions in Arizona, 'bama, Missippi, Idaho, Wyoming, etc., etc.

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 8:02 pm

289 in Congress and all the rest are Communists, according to Allen "Just Ask Me" West. We start wars and then give up, too. I think we're turning French!!

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Attack of the Giant Moussaka

That's nothing! I know a blancmange that means to win Wimbledon!!

OkieDokieDog May 15, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Merkel must be so proud. I bet she did a happy dance.

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

The Goosestep Two-Step.

It's like a line dance, only more rednecky.

MissTaken May 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Do Greek skinheads have to shave their heads every 2 hours? That's a commitment.

Texan_Bulldog May 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I knew a Greek girl who had a unibrow to beat the band. Was never sure if I should mention that that isn't really considered a turn on in the US, but then I never liked her that much.

Jus_Wonderin May 15, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I think, in Greece, that unibrow is called a face handle.

MissTaken May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

In Nazi Greece unibrow face-handles you!

Baconzgood May 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I'll take Yakov Smirnoff for the win John.

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

They're so hairy that have to shave while they're shaving.

Serolf_Divad May 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Yaaay, austerity! It's 1933 all over again.

sewollef May 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Not quite. I believe 21 seats translates to 7% of the Hellenistic parliament.

Whereas the German NSDAP received 37% in the federal election of 1932, thus ensuring Hitler becoming Chancellor in January 1933.

However, it was close. The largest anti-nazi parties, the Socialists of the SPD received 21.6% and the Communists of the KPD, 14.3%.

Most of 'em ended up dead in concentration camps though… so I suppose it doesn't matter.

Generation[redacted] May 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm

austerity macht frei

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

My understanding is that the Greeks have asked the London Olympic committee for permission to change the words of the Greek national anthem to "P-E-N-I-S Goes In The Anus to Rupture Intestines."

SayItWithWookies May 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Judging by their flag, it's more of a time to fret.

ShamusHolmes May 15, 2012 at 7:31 pm

And Syriza is trying to frieze them out.

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

ΣßπΦδεΘΩΘΣΣ!!!!

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

It's all Greek to me.

Baconzgood May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

SsspFdeThOThSS

I tink my googlez translate haz teh brokenz

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm

No, that's exactly what I wrote.

FraAnima May 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Needz moar Triumph of the Spirit.

GeneralLerong May 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I had a swell joke about where the best donuts are fried, but then I remembered I'm not ten years old anymore. Shit.

gurukalehuru May 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Everybody can be 10 years old on the internet.

starfanglednut May 15, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Forever.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Aretha Franklinopolous wants her ρ-ε-σ-π-ε-c-τ

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"Peonect"?

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

YOU CAN GO. YOU CAN GO. NOBODY TALKS! NOBODY TALKS.

smokefilledroommate May 15, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Urethra Franklin wants her penis. That's what I got outta that.

Reginald_Perrin May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

You have to admit their campaign motto, bend over and take one for the fatherland, is quite appropriate.

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I wonder if Golden Dawn has their own ΣΣ to help keep order.

HistoriCat May 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

You who else … oh – fuck it.

glamourdammerung May 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

That comment is fantastic.

bagofmice May 15, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Sigma sigma delta is kind of a zero.

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Lean Two Sigma!

randcoolcatdaddy May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Slightly off-topic. When I heard this story on the BBC, I wasn't paying close attention and, when they mentioned "Golden Dawn", I thought they were talking about this.

starfanglednut May 15, 2012 at 5:20 pm
coolhandnuke May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Elect Arianna Huffington and she'll solve the crises by selling the country to AOL…and not paying the writers dick.

Fare la Volpe May 15, 2012 at 3:41 pm

That fat guy's right: It's so unfair that the Jew-run press has such a bad opinion of Nazis.

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:41 pm

"My Big Fat Greek Election" really kinda sucked.

—Roger Ebert

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 1:11 am

I give it two, big hairy thumbs down.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 15, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Perhaps we have to invade Greece and make them ready for democracy?

Texan_Bulldog May 15, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Nah…not swarthy enough.

actor212 May 15, 2012 at 3:47 pm

The word "democracy" is from the Greek.

Demos for "the people" and Kratia for "ur doin' it rong, let teh perfesshunals show u haow"

fuflans May 15, 2012 at 3:51 pm

shhhhh.

jesus.

HistoriCat May 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Angela Merkel – is that you?

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm

You can't put tourism in a gas tank.

OneYieldRegular May 15, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Those guys should think before they speak, since they run a risk of making Germany unhappy about Greece being in the European Union.

BaldarTFlagass May 15, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Note to guy who designed the flag behind the speaker guy. Swastika: you're doing it wrong.

DerrickWildcat May 15, 2012 at 3:43 pm

HUGE victory for Paultards.

owhatever May 15, 2012 at 3:43 pm

The Golden Dawn could easily catch hold in the rest of America, just as it has done in Colorado.

Lascauxcaveman May 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm

WOLVERINES!!!!

(oops, that was 'Red Dawn,' wasn't it?)

Fox n Fiends May 15, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Golden Dawn….Morning in America….I get it now.

mavenmaven May 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

How does one go Godwin on this story?

ChernobylSoup May 15, 2012 at 4:08 pm

You're worse than Hitler for asking that question.

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Truly, there is no master race wiggle room here.

SorosBot May 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Aristotle would be proud.

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 1:12 am

Plato libel!

WhatTheHeck May 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Just when you need a reliable Trojan, everything explodes out of control.

Baconzgood May 15, 2012 at 3:46 pm

So they have a tea party over in Greece too? Whoda thunkit.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ May 15, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Fuck you and your broke-ass Parthenon. Nashville's is way nicer… and it's air conditioned.

Baconzgood May 15, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Fucking foreigners. Write American on your flag or get the fuck out. Build the Wall!

Lucidamente1 May 15, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I think the Golden Dawn party needs a golden shower and a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.

Shellwith2Ls May 15, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I think a golden shower is part of the initiation process.

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 8:11 pm

And they need to stop dressing like Mr. Clean.

valthemus May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Golden Dawn is just using the "Mouse That Roared" strategy. They'll pretend to be fascists, goad the US into waging war on them, lose, and then get us to pay their bills. All the people in that video are really Peter Sellers.

MissTaken May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I have no doubt that Newt and Callista's vacation to the Greek Isles during the campaign caused this whole mess. Poor Greece.

SorosBot May 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Oh god, you know Newt tried to hit on all the young Greek ladies.

MissTaken May 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I'd go Nazi, too. Well, not full-Nazi. Just the fun part.

Note: I assume there has to be a fun part to being a Nazi. No idea what it could possibly be, but there has to be something, right?!

SorosBot May 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

The snazzy uniforms?

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

You know who to ask…

bagofmice May 15, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Does this involve subjugating Limeys?

vulpes82 May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I'm deeply, deeply ashamed, but the fascist thug bodyguard in the first picture could TOTALLY get it.

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm

His arm on the left side of the video distracted me. Often.

mayor_quimby May 15, 2012 at 11:41 pm

I'm not gay, but my first thought was "that's the gayest nazi bear I have ever seen!"

littlebigdaddy May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Let's send Dukakis over there to kick some ass!

GorzoTheMighty May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Alexandros Panagoulis, Your country turns it's lonely eyes to you. Zorba.also.to

RedneckMuslin May 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Those Greeks. Such kidders.

CrunchyKnee May 15, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Didn't the golden dawn party originate in Mississippi?

Jukesgrrl May 15, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Golden Dawn: You're soaking in it.™

Exhausted66 May 15, 2012 at 3:57 pm

What has Golden Dawn even done since Overboard?

Mumbletypeg May 15, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Because it is a new word to me, I cannot wait to use "scofflaws" in a sentence~

DerrickWildcat May 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Not too long ago, they showed this documentary about a guy named Hercules that was the Superhero of Greece. He righted wrongs. It even had a theme song by that guy that sang, "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone", Johnny Nash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66z7ezR8vI&fe
I believe that Hercules will beat up these bad people.

SorosBot May 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Where's Kevin Sorbo?

HistoriCat May 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Forget that – where's Lucy Lawless?

SorosBot May 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm

She's back in Rome these days, but with nudity, cursing and gore.

fuflans May 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm

The new golden dawn of Hellenism is rising. For those who betray this homeland, the time has come to fear.

i would think the golden dawn of hellenism would pick someone other than julius caesar to quote.

qwerty42 May 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm

…Greece, 1940. In the port city of Salonika, with its wharves and brothels, dark alleys and Turkish mansions, a tense political drama is being played out….
So, there is this. Anyway, I just don't see Greek Nazis being as snappy as Illinois Nazis. Or maybe these are guys in a fraternity? Hmmmm.

Both Sides Do It May 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm

So is that curvy swastika the symbol that they use to tile their racist steam baths with?

And I must say I'm unsettled by all this but the fact that the leader of Greece's electorally-significant Neo-Nazi party looks a lot like Jeffery Toobin makes it go down a lot easier

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

All right, I call Wonketteer Party Foul: A post on Greece, and yet there are not 10 butt sex jokes in the first fifty posts. What is wrong with you people!!!

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

How does the Golden Dawn party separate the men from the boys?

…with a crowbar.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Now that is more like it!

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I am here but to serve.

mayor_quimby May 15, 2012 at 11:44 pm

How will Greece leave the EU?
Same way they got in, back door.

Blueb4sunrise May 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

No true Greek would speak Latin.

fuflans May 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm

also, i'd take greek fascists over baggers any fucking day.

at least they'd make the trains run on time. baggers won't let us HAVE any trains.

Preacher_Griz May 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm

that is EXACTLY right….they have not only great talent to impose but also to ENFORCE

Trannysurprise May 15, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I didn't know Goldie Hawn was even into politics.

Wait. What? NEVERMIND.

bikerlaureate May 15, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Throwing out the "disrespectful" press is no way to win the support of the people, unless they're as craven as the American press, in which case these xenophobes are possibly accidentially doing it right.

BornInATrailer May 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Haha. And Turkey was the controversial EU member.

iburl May 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Golden Dawn? You're soaking in it.

CommieLibunatic May 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

You would think that people would remember how bad the Nazis were, what with audio, video, and a television channel all but dedicated to World War II.

Franknflower May 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

More beefy Greek bicep, please.

Dashboard Buddha May 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Say what you will about Greek fascism…at least it's an ethos.

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Hi Lisa! I expected you to mention that the fiery hand of God reached down to smite the aircrcraft of your new President:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/francois

I found Reuter's lede odd:

PARIS, May 15 (Reuters) – A presidential jet carrying newly inaugurated French President Francois Hollande was hit by lightning en route to Berlin and forced to turn back to Paris, but the Socialist was unharmed and took off again in another plane, a presidential source said.

"The Socialist was unharmed"? Really? It's almost like, if he was gay, they would have written "the Homosexual was unharmed," apropos of nothing.

MissTaken May 15, 2012 at 4:21 pm

If something similar happened to AF1 the line would be 'but the Kenyan usurper with no birth certificate who likes gay marriage so much he should gay marry it was unharmed'

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

How you doin? (Looks furtively around for Sorosbot…)

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Hey Chet – I just saw that after I finished writing this. Was the lightning an omen? Everyone's a-trembin' on his Meeting With Merkel. Some who used to call the Merkel/Sarkozy relationship Merkozy now call the Merkel Hollande relationship Merde. But in term sof name calling, in the US they'd call Hollande on his unmarried living in sin-ness, while the French could give a shit. http://www.lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/2012/05/15/9700… If you can read the French, 79% of the French people don't think his marital status is an issue. Only 13% are 'shocked' by it.

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 5:04 pm

"Merde", snicker! Yes, a Shacked-Up Socialist would make Real Americans headsplode almost as fast as a Gay Kenyan Nazi Socialist Usurper.

lisawines May 16, 2012 at 5:46 am

Hey Chet – just saw this on the Guardian about Hollande's lightening strike and thought you'd enjoy it "Merkel quipped that the lightning strike was a "good omen" for their co-operation. Hollande might have rejoined by saying "coup de foudre" (to be struck by lightning) also means love at first sight." heheh

George Spelvin May 16, 2012 at 1:49 am

Perhaps "The Socialist" is his superhero name.

elburritodeluxe May 15, 2012 at 4:24 pm

His party came in 6th place and he's claiming victory: who is this guy, Ron Paul?

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:26 pm

And in other news of European Socialist Enlightenment, DSKNY is suing the maid for giving him a boner:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/dominiqu

Worst Law & Order: SVU Ever!!

HistoriCat May 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Now that's chootspah.

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Just like Eve in the Garden of Eden, it's always the woman who leads a man to sin.

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Is he now going to individually sue all the prostitutes in the ring?

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Hahaha! Probably. He's made of money.

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Oh and don't forget, he refers to them as luggage… or something.

lisawines May 15, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I'm not a legal expert but won't it cost him more in legal fees than he can ever get from a hotel maid if he wins the case? Nuts.

ElPinche May 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm

To be a Greek neo-nazi, do you have to look like the hairy biker guy from the Village People ?

Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

haha

Biff May 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm

If Greek was forced upon me, I choose Gabrielle.

MosesInvests May 15, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Oh, c'mon, at least get a real Greek. Melina Mercouri, maybe, or Marina Syrtis (drool).

Dr_pangloss May 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Greek Nazis, I hate these guys.

lulzmonger May 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Chet Kincaid May 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Uh, Greeks: I don't think the Real Nazis saw any purpose for the existence on earth of any of the "white" people who live on the Mediterranean. As for their Italian "allies", ask Stalin about that — a "Nazi Ally" is just another front waiting to open. What I'm trying to say is, u r doing "Aryan" completely wrong.

DahBoner May 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

These greeks have a long history of mentoring young boys–by fucking them in the ass.

What's changed here???

Biff May 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm

OT, but Ross "Neckbeard" Douchehat is on MSNBC.
Oh for fuck's sake.

atddoug May 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

The Greeks love tea and hate foreigners. Sounds like a franchise of the Republican Tea Party. Maybe they're trying to go global, like OWS but without the brains.

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 1:21 am

Sounds like the British, to me.

Okay, that was mean, but they have more slurs for foreigners than just about any country. lol

rickmaci May 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I find the idea of Greek Nazi's to be a strange mix of pathetic, comical and frightening.

lonewolfbear May 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Sexy thug! … Lose the tiresome party leader.

Guppy May 15, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Ron Paul apparently pulled out of the GOP primary to run for office in Greece.

dadanarchist May 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm

The Greeks even fucked up their Nazis – this guy looks like Barney Frank.

The dude on the left looks pretty convincing but also looks to be pre-verbal.

criminogenic May 15, 2012 at 7:54 pm

never been a fan of Golden showers, in the morning or whenever but what people do in the privacy of their own home is their business. I will defend their right to piss on each other.. any time of the day!

ttommyunger May 16, 2012 at 12:00 am

So, the suit on the right of the pix is showing his followers where the penis goes, right?

BathroomGoblin May 16, 2012 at 12:44 am

The muscle on the left is late for his Raging Stallion shoot.

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 12:56 am

Somebody give Sacha Baron Cohen a fuckin' Oscar, already. That was brilliant! lol

Seriously, though, I had no idea that Greek sound like the quaking of a duck. I mean, even more than Canadian French.

Negropolis May 16, 2012 at 1:00 am

Wait, there are still Jews in Greece?

Greek Democracy: You're Doin' It Wrong.

Preacher_Griz May 19, 2012 at 8:30 pm

greek neonazis are NOT fascists. neonzis learned lessons from nazis and are REFORMED. That is why they are NEO.. duh. And they are Conservative Christians with PROVEN governing talent. They can be trusted to impose AND enforce austerity!

Baconzgood May 15, 2012 at 3:50 pm

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! On second thought…

Jus_Wonderin May 15, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Isn't that the Nair generic?

smokefilledroommate May 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm

It's "HAIR OFF NOW!" in Asian markets.

radio-of-owls May 15, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Isn't he the guy that played ukelele for Causes Concerned with Fire and Things in Fire?

[Plus: Xibalba FTW!]

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm

How many Pre-Socratics does it take to screw in Xibalba?

radio-of-owls May 15, 2012 at 11:18 pm

π

Duh.

George Spelvin May 16, 2012 at 1:37 am

Oh, that is simply wonderful.

But I'd guess seven.

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 11:30 pm
radio-of-owls May 15, 2012 at 11:53 pm

And now we've come full circle.

Well, sort of. No, wait, not that one, maybe now? Damn. Perhaps… Ah, better.

not that Radio May 16, 2012 at 12:03 am

I'm closer to the Golden Dawn
Immersed in Crowley's uniform
Of imagery
I'm living in a silent film
Portraying Himmler's sacred realm
Of dream reality …

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