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Daily Caller Explains James O’Keefe’s Sting Of ‘Democrat-Friendly’ Vote Fraud By GOP Kids Voting GOP

Yes this is his mugshotJames O’Keefe has a new video, you guys, and it is super-exciting because it shows how those horrible Ivy Tower LIEBERALS at the University of North Carolina didn’t fink on a “Democrat-friendly election fraud scheme” of a kid voting for both Romney and Gingrich! Huh? What it says, dudes.

The first part of the video is about foreign-born people registering to vote but then getting out of jury duty by saying they weren’t citizens. Are they? It is impossible to tell (unless James O’Keefe actually wanted to go dig through microfilm, and that is not something an investigative journalist does)! Anyway, here is the more befuddling part of the befuddling video: GOP kids bragging about double-voting GOP, which is obviously Democrat election fraud, DUH.

Another part of the video shows University of North Carolina officials, when told of a Democrat-friendly election fraud scheme purportedly committed by a student and his friends, encouraged the crime instead of doing anything to stop it.

That part shows an actor, posing as fictitious UNC student “Jason Rainier,” discussing the election fraud scheme with Assistant Dean of Students for Community Relations Dean Blackburn, and with LGBTQ Center Director Terri Phoenix.

Neither objected to the young man’s voter-fraud activity, which he termed “Operation Chaos.”

“I was registered to vote in Ohio and I still am,” the actor told Phoenix, with a hidden camera rolling, “and I registered to vote here [in North Carolina] because there was a voter drive and I thought it was my civic duty to register to vote. It’s the right thing to do and all that. And I voted absentee ballot in the Ohio primary and I actually voted here as well — early voted.”

“Oh, did you?” Phoenix asked.

“Yeah,” the fictional Rainier reaffirmed.

“And hopefully no one will figure that out,” she replied, laughing out loud.

“I’ve got about 30 friends,” he said. “They all — we all — decided and committed to, once it looked like Romney was going to get the Republican nomination — we all decided to vote for Gingrich in our home state and then vote for Gingrich here in our other home state of North Carolina.”

“You’re not going to tell anyone, will you?” Rainier then asked Phoenix.

“Oh hell no,” Phoenix responded. “Are you kidding me?”

Why do Democrats keep insisting on being fraudulent, by being portrayed by actors who brag about voting GOP? No moral compasses, we guess. Fuckin’ liberals.

[DailyCaller]

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129 comments

  1. Barb

    The best vote evah will be the one by the twelve jurist that will send James O'Qweef to prison.

  2. Texan_Bulldog

    James O'Keefe–WAY more annoying than that Free Credit Report.com guy. Seriously, who keeps bank rolling this dumb ass now that Andy Breitbart kicked the bucket?

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      I am thrilled that I am not the only one that finds the Free Credit Report guy annoying.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      Well, if he already had his little video camera, all it costs to stage his idiotic little pseudu-scandals is lunch money and bus fare. Not like he's making a Michael-Bay-type SFX-heavy explodestrganza or something.

    1. WunkRocker

      fortunately they did not go to Wingate, home of the Jesse Helms Center (and Randy Travis' birthplace). I'm pretty sure lynching is still going on in Marshville.

  3. boobookitteh

    Well! One professor of unidentified political affiliation giggled at the idea of a group of college kids voting in two states' elections when it really didn't even happen!

    I am convinced of the inherent evil of Democrat-ism. Where do I switch affiliations and swear fealty to my new Republican overlords?

      1. V572 Is this him?

        In any case, what failed GOP guerilla-theater operatives really want to talk about is jobs and the economy, and how we can get rid of job-killing Obamacare and excessive regulation of fine financial institutions like JP Morgan.

  4. ThankYouJeebus

    It's compromise, people!

    Everyone knows compromise is when Democrats agree with the Republicans. Anything else is just treason.

  5. ChernobylSoup

    Because it's not the states' responsibility to check for dual registration, it's liberal professors' responsibility.

    1. chicken_thief

      And though illegal, look at the vast repercussions of voting in two state primaries!!!! It would mean that…. uh, well… you see… uh. Hmm, let's look at it this way…

      Ok, lemme git back to you…

  6. Wile E. Quixote

    I can't wait until O'Keefe steps too far over the line and ends up facing serious charges because when he does he's going to find out that all of backers are going to be saying "Phone call from who? James O'Keefe? Never heard of him."

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Thought that would happen after Breitbart took the dirt nap, but apparently not.

      1. SorosBot

        Remember his daddy is a US Attorney; that's why he's managed to get away with no more than probation for his many crimes.

  7. KenLayIsAlive

    Wow, those assistant deans should have reported that guy to the… um… voting police?… like, immediately.

    Seriously though, can we do one of those things like we did to Sarah Palin where we just refuse to discuss this nitwits uncovering of total non-issues?

  8. Not_So_Much

    His psychotic desire for screen time is obviously going to end with him doing gay pron. Why delay any longer? Fire up the rape boat James!

  9. James Michael Curley

    A few more videos like this from this idiot and we will all be required to pee in a cup before we buy a video camera.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Hey, you mean we don't already? I just figured the blue shirted guy at Best Buy was being thorough.

  10. actor212

    By the way, what the FUCK is an assistant dean at a university going to do about voter fraud in a public election, besides laugh politely at the obviously deranged asshat in front of him/her?

    Didn't O'Keefe just waste a lot of valuable student tuition to prove a non-existent problem?

    1. Callyson

      That assistant dean was supposed to call 911, the IRS, and the INS. Can't be too vigilant in the fight against voter fraud!

    1. Chichikovovich

      Breaking into a Senator's office attempting to plant phone-tapping equipment? Attempting to induce someone onto a boat with the intention of false imprisonment and possible sexual assault? Feeding women disabling drugs and refusing to allow them to leave your premises? Registering to vote in the name of someone recently deceased? Taping people without their permission in California?….

      Edit: Sorry – apparently not. This douche is still walking free.

  11. FakaktaSouth

    James O'Keefe's stings are like an MNightShamalama-ding-dong (I have no idea how to spell it, so I make fun of HIM, see? Liberal.) ANYWAY it's like those movies, they seem all complicated but when you unravel everything it's just a bunch of nothing.

    1. prommie

      yeah, why didn't the rain kill all those aliens way way before mel gibson figured out they melted like witches from the water? And what was with the whole "wife cut in half" thing anyway? Non-sequitor, like, non?

    2. James Michael Curley

      Also massive time waste is spending the length of the movie trying to see where NightShamalama-ding-dong is. At least Hitch showed up in the first five or ten minutes.

      Quick, where is he in "Lifeboat"?

      1. Fare la Volpe

        His worst was the one that set up the entire plot around a writer whose work changes the world — a writer played by none other than M. Night.

        At least Stephen King had the decency to make his author avatar writers all a bunch of losers who end up murdered and/or murderers.

  12. Serolf_Divad

    Guy brags to random person –in no way connected to either our electoral system or law enforcement– about doing something illegal, even though he didn't really. Not arrested. Proof of widespread, massive, Democratic voter fraud.

    1. swordfis

      I'm glad you explained this so I understand it. I was really baffled by the article.

  13. BaldarTFlagass

    Quite a circle jerk these guys have, and O'Keefe seems to be the perfect pivot man.

    1. prommie

      is the pivot man the one who has to jerk the dudes to his left AND right, and is thus left sad and forlorn, the only unjerked jerk in the circle?

  14. SorosBot

    Now the government must investigate the outrageous voter fraud that Democrats are committing in James O'Keefe's fevered imagination! Just as they must investigate the alien lizard people who the crazed homeless guy down the street thinks keep kidnapping him.

    1. HistoriCat

      A decent society would have a safe place for such mentally ill people. Maybe they would even be able to help the homeless guy.

  15. spends2much

    Shouldn't this dude,um, expire under mysterious circumstances, soon? Barack, man, come on!

  16. EatsBabyDingos

    I have a sign that says "The Collected Wit and Wisdom of James O"Keefe." It hangs on my toilet when it is clogged.

  17. Dildeaux

    Expecting tenure to be abolished and UNC to become for-profit as a result of JO's stellar videographic excellence.

  18. SayItWithWookies

    Oh my goodness — the assistant dean didn't spring into action and call 911 immediately to report voter fraud when a complete stranger told him about it happening — um — earlier this winter? Was it because he didn't give a rat's ass, or he was imagining the person at the police station asking him "and why the fuck are you bothering me with this nonsense?"

    1. actor212

      The "reporter" clearly expected a carfull of cops with helmets and night sticks a-waving to leap into action.

      Fortunately, the Keystone Kops are long gone…

  19. BaldarTFlagass

    For all the good it did them, given the gay amendment vote thingie last week…

  20. mavenmaven

    That guy could have shot O'Keefe right there and called it stand your ground. What an annoying little prick that O'Keefe is.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      I don't think O'Keefe does his own scamming anymore. Like Charles Manson, he gets some other useful idiot to do his heavy lifting.

  21. ManchuCandidate

    The Dean should have known it was a fucking scam when people said that they were willing to vote for Newt.

    No one wants to vote for Newt… most especially Newt's family.

  22. prommie

    I would never advocate violence ever, against anyone, but I am seriously surprised this kid is able to walk the streets without being injured, and this is completely unrelated to his politics and douchebaggerey. Its just that face, when I see that face, I have an uncontrollable urge to punch him in the throat, it is so immediate and so strong I assume it is an evolutionary trait, a deep instinct, and that all humans must feel the same urge when they see him. How is it that he is not throat-punched dozens, if not hundreds, of times each day?

      1. prommie

        Thats what I mean, man. Something about him makes me just turn all Nelson Muntz and start jonesing to stuff him in a garbage can or give him a swirly, steal his lunch money and snap him with a towel. And throatpunch him, I mean just savagely throatpunch him, too. Collapse his larynx.

  23. elburritodeluxe

    With that idiotic grin it's hard to tell whether he's tricking them or just stupid.

  24. BaldarTFlagass

    Good thing these guys weren't around in 1948 , or they wouldn't have the Civil Rights Act or Medicare/Medicaid to hate on today.

    1. Generation[redacted]

      Hey, you can't use the R-word here! Although I agree in this case it is appropriate.

  25. pdiddycornchips

    I would very much enjoy never hearing about the antics of Mr. O'Keefe in this or any other lifetime.

    Here's the thing about our culture. Once your name is known, you're guaranteed a lifetime of media coverage. It doesn't matter if you're known for being a prick (Mr. O'Keefe, Joe the Plumber, ect.) or a slut (Bristol, various Kardasians), there will always be a seat for you at the table. Any statement, action or cause, no matter how ridiculous, will be the subject of debate and conversation. Any moron with a platform can quickly monetize their fame and earn a very nice living. The economy might suck but it's a bull market for douche bags.

  26. hagajim

    So a dumb ass (fake) kid tells people who likely don't give two shits that he voted Republican twice in two different states and that's what Jimmy decides is Democrat voted fraud? How in the hell did he get there? I know news days are sometimes slow, but at least make your fraud look like fraud by the right party Jimmy. What a maroon.

  27. arduinohacker

    Hmm, wasn't there some Republican Texas attorney general who spent $1.4 million looking for voting fraud, and didn't find a single case? Should someone tell J.O.K about this?

  28. niblick77

    …and, when professor poppy pants gets fired for ethics violation from his job he will blame Obama for increasing the rolls of the unemployed.

  29. lulzmonger

    O'Keefe is covering up the biggest scoop of all.
    My tinfoil beanie sez ALL votes for the GOP are fraudulent!

    I CAN HAZ LEGIONZ OF DIPSHIT FANBOIZ NAU?

  30. ttommyunger

    The Derp is strong with this one…..although I actually did vote for Gingrich in the Georgia primary, just to fuck with Mittens.

  31. M. Williams

    As one of the persons in this video I think it's important to note that the filmmaker misrepresented himself and the topic to me, performed selective editing and dropped an extended conversation in favor of the juiciest quote with no context. This is an important issue tragically reduced to fumbled anonymous "gotcha" journalism. I decided the next day to resign as an election official because I believe we must mean the words we say, especially oaths. I wish the filmmaker had been that honest.

    Note: the above is the text of my comment on the video itself on YouTube. Somewhat hilariously, it has now been voted down by enough people to be invisible. How sad that people are so eager to prefer outrage over investing five seconds in some critical thinking.

  32. usuhname

    When you cut the cute bullshit act, how does these guys doing this not seem like someone complaining about trash on a road whilst stand behind a landfill?

    I mean, they make a plutocracy where their rich friends can fill the airwaves with whatever, whenever, anonymously… and this is what they think is bugging democracy? lolz 4 eva 4 realziez

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