LUNTZ IT UP  12:57 pm May 14, 2012

John Derbyshire Wonders: What Should We White Supremacists Call Ourselves Today?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

The Dissident RightDon’t cry too hard for poor John Derbyshire, thrust squalling from “the hushed, oak-paneled, Chambers-of-Commerce-financed precincts of Conservatism Inc., whose entrance is now barred against [him] by an angel with a flaming sword.” He has now settled easily into the loving embrace of Michelle Malkin and VDare, which is among your more-respectable groups of white supremacists. And what is wrong with white supremacy, wonders John Derbyshire? Isn’t it just another corner of conservatism? Indeed! Splain us please?

This isn’t because conservatism is hostile to blacks and mestizos. Very much the contrary, especially in the case of Conservatism Inc. They fawn over the occasional nonwhite with a puppyish deference that fairly fogs the air with embarrassment. (Q: What do you call the one black guy at a gathering of 1,000 Republicans? A: “Mr. Chairman.”)

Oooh, le SNAP!

Anyway, John Derbyshire is wondering what white supremacists should call themselves to better frame their position that those of European ancestry should be in charge of the world, as worked out so well in the Africkan Colonies. He has settled on “Dissident Right,” as opposed to those scared pussies at NRO who make up the Elite GOP Machine. But that sounds fairly Communist to us, and we think we should give him some additional options before he makes his final choice.

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Gratuitous World May 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

they should call themselves the "John Derbyshires"

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm

While I was partial to"peckerwoods" out of the available choices, I believe yours may be more accurate.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I've always found that "Republican" works well.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard May 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Derbyshites works for me.

Naked_Bunny May 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

"Derbs", for short.

MrFizzy May 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm

How about Mittensians?

tcaalaw May 15, 2012 at 8:26 am

Don't be silly. It's well-established that Mitt Romney is Mexican and thus constitutionally ineligible to be white.

FakaktaSouth May 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Cracker is still my personal favorite.

I just heard someone say "Advanced the Ball on Gay RIghts" on TV and Matt Taibbi snickered. (It may have been Michael Eric Dyson, but I am profiling and believing it was my creepy boyfriend Matt.)

SudsMcKenzie May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

It was, I'm not gay but …

thesuniverse May 15, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I'm also a fan of cracker. Or crackers. They are delicious with soup.

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

People of Colorlessness?

MrFizzy May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Paleican Americans please.

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

PaleO-Americans, if you please.

memzilla May 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

The Anti-Melalins?

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

The Palins?

Lascauxcaveman May 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

"The Jets"

(What? It's cool.)

Geminisunmars May 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.

Works for me.

SorosBot May 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Yeah, but using Broadway showtunes gives off the air of another minority the conservative bigots hate.

nounverb911 May 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

The Tebows?

edgydrifter May 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

I thought they'd already settled on "Real Americans."

emmelemm May 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

FTW.

Mittens Howell, III May 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Sheet Fairies.

anniegetyerfun May 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I like this one.

Boojum May 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

You have my vote. It has the benefit of being descriptive and insulting, in a way they will find insulting, as well as having a whimsical air that will drive them even more belligerently insane.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm

"Bedsheet Fairies" is better yet.

12X34X May 14, 2012 at 10:32 pm

Perfect.

elviouslyqueer May 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I'll take "What is flaming, blithering assholes?" for $400, Alex.

skoalrebel May 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I'm happy with "Nigger Hater" [spit]

PuckStopsHere May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Hey, where'd ya get the picture of Romney's running mate? Or is that his Cranbrook graduation portrait?

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Libertarians?

Guppy May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I'm torn between "objectivist" and "anarcho-capitalist."

Fox n Fiends May 14, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I believe that's an anagram for "Sociopaths"

Mittens Howell, III May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Scariest 5 words ever written:

"loving embrace of Michelle Malkin"

Jus_Wonderin May 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I have an "inny" now. If you know what I mean.

edgydrifter May 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

I imagine it would feel like hugging a spider.

Geminisunmars May 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Don't the ping pong balls get in the way?

LetUsBray May 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Doesn't she kill after mating?

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

If Michelle Malkin came out and said she loved sex, I'd have to rethink that whole thing.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

What – you think you're smarter than the average praying mantis?

Guppy May 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm

The embrace of her arms, or her thighs?

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm

I'm just impressed our Editrix could get "loving" and "Michelle Malkin" into a sentence together without her head exploding.

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Is it just me, or does Michelle Manikin look remarkably like a blow-up doll?

horsedreamer_1 May 14, 2012 at 7:25 pm

She's a shanda for the Pinoyim.

ManchuCandidate May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

A cancer of the mind and the body.

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Yeah, speaking of cancers of the mind and body Derbyshire is suffering from cancer right now. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

ZHollows May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I prefer calling them Cracker Ass Crackers.

iburl May 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm

That's the one.

Steverino247 May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Tornado Bait.

SoBeach May 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Win.

Chichikovovich May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

"We started out with The Crackers. We tried to call ourselves The Honkies. Everybody kind of backed off from that. It was too (pause)…. straight. So we decided just to call ourselves The Band. But that was already done. So we went with `Racist Assholes' "

— John Derbyshire, The First Rally

sewollef May 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I'm thinking, "Mighty Tighty Whities" has a cute ring to it…

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Derbs sounds like someone who's upset he lost his job over, say, publishing a column that was over the top in its racism.

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Thread-Count Republicans?

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

"It sounds like a cruel joke, but it isn't. The Ku Klux Klan made huge profits selling sheets. The Klan had its own sheet factory in Atlanta, called Gates City Factory, which produced hooded white robes … sold to the racist faithful … Considering that the Klan peaked at *three million* members in 1925, there was a lot of money to be made in worsted white cotton." — Richard Zacks, "An Underground Education", p89.

[this is a really informative and entertaining book]

IncenseDebate May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Pale pigmentalians.

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Bad poll choices. Needz moar "Fucking racist fucking assholes"

Callyson May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Wonder Bread works for me: I also like gringo, cracker, and white devil.

Poindexter718 May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Noblesse obloviators.

sewollef May 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

How about, bâtard raciste motherfuckers.

In commemoration of the French cheese grits in all of us.

Jus_Wonderin May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

The Boys from Linchberg?

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Lynchberg.

Jus_Wonderin May 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Ah, me kan't haz spelin.

George Spelvin May 14, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Lynchburg.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 14, 2012 at 6:04 pm

These days, "the lynchburbs" is closer to the truth.

SexySmurf May 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Q: What do you call the one black guy at a gathering of 1,000 Republicans? A: “Mr. Chairman.”

What do they call him after he leaves the room?

Geminisunmars May 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Done?

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

A cab?

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

They call hiCLANG!

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"Boy"

Swampgas_Man May 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Boy?

valthemus May 14, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Token

Negropolis May 15, 2012 at 12:57 am

Comment of the Week.

Nothingisamiss May 15, 2012 at 7:31 am

"The chariman is a ni…(bong, bong, bong)"

Callyson May 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Or, Dysentery Right might be the most accurate term…

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm

"Nigger-, Spic-, and Jew-Haters Club." For the truth-in-advertising thing.

Guppy May 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

"Truth in advertising?" What is that, a regulation?

boobookitteh May 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I've found 'ignorant shit stains' to be as accurate a name as any.

In any event, 'Derbyshire' is the kind of cool name that I like to imagine John Houseman drawling, and I think we should repossess it from this shit stain. He can be 'John Santorum' from now on.

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm

The Beach Boys?

Biel_ze_Bubba May 14, 2012 at 6:05 pm

The Bleach Boys.

lowaltflier May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Teabagers

weejee May 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

But not Teabagaderos.

SayItWithWookies May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

"Mestizos?" Really? Jesus Fuck, Derbyshire — why not mention octoroons, hottentots, pickaninnies and mud people while you're at it?

Mumbletypeg May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Yes but have you noticed "Bush People" has fallen out of vogue?

rickmaci May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Why does Dipshitshire hate America? "Mestizo" is so Mexican. Every patriotic white racist knows to use "wetbacks". Far more Amerikkkan.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Because he did not want to prematurely reveal the names of the treats that will be offered for sale by the Vdare Girl Scouts.

CthuNHu May 17, 2012 at 12:07 am

Wow. I was actually thinking, "Man, octoroons and hottentots would be awesome names for Girl Scout cookies."

Mud people, not so much.

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Just many of the fine words for what Derbyshire no doubt refers to as "the darker races"

Boojum May 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I have an email from him in which he does refer to Hottentots.

Fairtackle May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Crackerati?

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I like that. Also "Crackertarians."

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

RITZ LIBEL!!!!

tihond May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

They should call themselves "bottoms." No one else uses that, right?

SmutBoffin May 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm

The Melanin Police?
The John Derbyshire Project?
The Krazy Kracker Klan for Kidz (KKKK)? (Ks ARE FUNNY)
Captain McHateJews and the Plantation Overseers?

LesBontemps May 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Ku Klux Klowns, 'cause Ks are funny.

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

John Derbyshire Project, would not see that band.

Melanin Police, on the other hand…

HistoriCat May 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Melanin Police were good on their first two albums but I'm sure you're more familiar with their later work

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm

"White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with."

I'm sure Ms Malkin's ancestors would agree, 110%!!!

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Had he completed his thought, he might possibly have had a point:

White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with for white Europeans

Sucks a lot if you're one of the colonialized. I mean, there's a reason we're not still subjects of the Crown, and Washington & friends were all white.

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Uprisings are acceptable only when they're about things like taxes on tea and tarriffs, not systematized racial discrimination and violent oppression. Duh.

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Yeah, if only there were some way of educating the DERP crowd about the British East India Company and the reasons it was hated the world over…

ifthethunderdontgetya May 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Anchor Baby Libel!
~

Guppy May 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

It's like the Philippines didn't like trading in Spanish oppressors for American oppressors or something.

horsedreamer_1 May 14, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Especially being Christianized, considering the Spanish brought the Papacy with them.

SayItWithWookies May 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

How 'bout Jew-Haters? Would they be okay with that?

Swampgas_Man May 14, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Naw, leaves out too many of the hated Mud Peoples.

DonnyKerabotsos May 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

…also, dissident right is not the preferred nomenclature. Asshole American, please.

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm

this is not a guy who killed a bunch of Indians in order to build the railroads, here…

DahBoner May 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

How about Good Old Peckerheads, or just GOP for short?

freakishlywrong May 14, 2012 at 1:15 pm

"Un-American".

SoBeach May 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Blatant racists like Derbyshire are an embarrassment to the republican party. It's like they flat out refuse to stick with the approved code words and insist on publicly expressing ideas best conveyed with a republican wink and a nod. Very uncouth.

Chichikovovich May 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

The man wouldn't know a Quiet Room if he stumbled into one.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Skanky girls, Beach, they're skanky girls. The rich boys need them, they want to use them, they just don't want to be seen with them in the daytime.

ifthethunderdontgetya May 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

He has now settled easily into the loving embrace of Michelle Malkin and VDare, which is among your more-respectable groups of white supremacists.

Michelle M. just doesn't get it. Look in the mirror, sweetie pie.
~

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Stockholm syndrome.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

What do you suppose they call *her* when she leaves the room? If she weren't such a thoroughly unacceptable human being, I'd actually pity her.

DahBoner May 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I bet they say things like "Me Wuv You Wong Time" and then snicker…

LeAlbatross May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Makes me wonder what her folks were like.

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I'm thinking, "bitterly disappointed".

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

This post reminds me, I was digging through the closet this weekend and found my old University of Northern Colorado Fightin' Whiteys T-shirt. "Everything's Gonna Be All White!!"

DahBoner May 14, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Well, I've heard the Irish will scalp ya for another pint…

Doktor StrangeZoom May 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Persons of Pallor?

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm

The he-man n*gger haters club. Throw in jews, wetbacks, rag heads, chicks and fags just to be sure.

Chill-A-Sketch May 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I like "Men Who Wank at Goats," but I'll settle with "Tea Party."

BlueStateLibel May 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

How about the ALL CAPS, since that's typically their preferred style of writing?

SayItWithWookies May 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Them what forgot they was mixed-race trash when they got off the goddamn boat.

randcoolcatdaddy May 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Tighty Whities.

Mahousu May 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Shouldn't the last choice read "Fat Chicks Only"?

MissTaken May 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I think he mistyped Dissident Right. It's actually spelled Deranged White.

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

NuremBurgers

weejee May 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Very nice, it goes so many ways. NuremBooger, NuremerBugger, NuremBrietbart…

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

NuremBurghers has a bit more of a Tutonic ring.

Limeylizzie May 14, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Win the day.

Tundra Grifter May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

2L:

As always, you are too kind!

We missed you!

widestanceromance May 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Aww, sheee-it, call us anything ya'll want, just don't call us late for hangins and burnins.

OTOH, Melanin-challenged plays well into their victimization fetish.

Blueb4sunrise May 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

This is a trick….the answer was right in RS's text:
…scared pussies at NRO

SorosBot May 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

How about the luckily-old-and-close-to-death?

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

"Encephalopathic Americans"?

LesBontemps May 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Goat fuckers. I'm good with calling them goat fuckers.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 14, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Confederfucks?

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Confuckerates?

Slim_Pickins May 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Wait! Michelle Malkin is white? I'll bet she also considers herself to be a blonde.

weejee May 14, 2012 at 1:38 pm

In the same context of Ann Coulter considering itself a female. Long-form double-X DNA test or GTFO.

OneDollarJuana May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

The South lost the War Between then States. Let's call them "losers". Even if they're from the North.

Losers.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Or "traitors", "traitors" would work.

Not_So_Much May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I couldn't vote 'No Fat Chicks' because, c'mon, republican dudes? With chicks?

BornInATrailer May 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

The Sausage Party

Dashboard Buddha May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

We should call them Conservative Uber Nationalist Traitorous Shits.

V572 Is this him? May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

"This isn’t because conservatism is hostile to blacks and mestizos."

He forgot Chinamen, Hebrews, creoles, and octaroons.

And kudos to Rebecca on the surhead.

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 2:10 pm

The Derb isn't hostile to the Chinese, he married one.

V572 Is this him? May 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

It is possible to be hostile to someone you're married to, in my experience.

LesBontemps May 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Possible? Pretty much mandatory, in my experience.

Marriage is like a card game: you start out with a pair of hearts and end up looking for a club and a spade.

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

From the article:

It's just that conservative ideals like self-sufficiency and minimal dependence on government have no appeal to underperforming minoritie —groups who, in the statistical generality, are short of the attributes that make for group success in a modern commercial nation.

Of what use would it be to them to embrace such ideals? They would end up even more decisively pooled at the bottom of society than they are currently.

A much better strategy for them is to ally with as many disaffected white and Asian subgroups as they can (homosexuals, feminists, dead-end labor unions), attain electoral majorities, and institute big redistributionist governments to give them make-work jobs and transfer wealth to them from successful groups.

Back to that whole "acceptable non-white" thing again.

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I think you mistake the perspective from which he was writing that bile.

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

I think he means that evil liebruls are trying to peel away constituencies that he thinks rightly belong to Conservatives. The only "races" that "rightly belong to Conservatives" would be whites, and the occasional Asian, who are somehow not as bad as the other non-whites. Hence, he can stomach marrying one of them.

LetUsBray May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

You know how in the LGBT community there were movements to reclaim words like 'queer' and 'f*****' (reclaimed or not, I'm not touching that one)?

So why doesn't Dirtyshite try the same for 'idiot asswipe dipshit waste of oxygen'? Let him announce, with pride, "I am an Idiot Asswipe Dipshit Waste Of Oxygen!" Everyone will agree, "You sure are, John. You sure are."

meatlofer May 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

1%ers

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

This isn’t because conservatism is hostile to blacks and mestizos. Very much the contrary, especially in the case of Conservatism Inc. They fawn over the occasional nonwhite with a puppyish deference that fairly fogs the air with embarrassment. (Q: What do you call the one black guy at a gathering of 1,000 Republicans? A: “Mr. Chairman.”)

Really, Massa Derbyshire? And what is Michelle Malkin's role on Vdare, which the Southern Poverty Law Center has identified as a hate-group site — Hate-Fuck Comfort Woman?

Doktor StrangeZoom May 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Chet, don't you see, they're just trying to convince The Blacks to escape the Democrat Plantation, where they are forced to be subservient?

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

"Hate-Fuck Comfort Woman"

I don't know why, but this makes me smile uncontrollably.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

It sounds like a gentle, weepy country-rock number from '75 by The Eagles or Neil Young.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm

or the group that made "California Lady"

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Malkin's role is LBFMPBH. Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered By Hate.

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Does Derbyshire have any idea what "deference" means? Steele and Prius obviously rule(d) the part with an iron fist. All bend the knee before them.

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

More to the point, what is Michael Steele presently doing at a gathering of 1,000 Republicans, and why are they calling him "Mr Chairman"?

anniegetyerfun May 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Oh, John. Holding up the occasional black conservative as proof of a lack of racism? Really? It's called tokenism, you dumb fuck, and it doesn't acutaly help your cause in any way.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

His point was that conservatives should be openly and justifiably racist, and not embarass themselves with "ridiculous" acts of tokenism.

anniegetyerfun May 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Oh, yes. Clearly have not spiked the coffee with enough whiskey today.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

You sound like a special lady!

anniegetyerfun May 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Well, they DO make me wear a helmet all day long, and I get to play with stickers!

anniegetyerfun May 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Also, "mestizos"?

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Sometimes Derbyshire likes to put on a Pith Helmet and play anthropologist. It's all well and good until he starts running around the yard frothing about the white man's burden and how the heat makes men into degenerates.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Colonel Kurtz he is not.

Exhausted66 May 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Utah.

Native_of_SL_UT May 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I'm trying to be offended but the truth gets in the way.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Also, thank you for the Richard Pryor / Chevy Chase shoutout! (Danger–advertising in link)

CrankyLttlCamperette May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

This is the second time in a week that someone around me has referenced this sketch (the first time discussing how it could never air today).

rickmaci May 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

"This isn’t because conservatism is hostile to blacks and mestizos. "

You need read no further than the last word of that sentence to conclude…racist.

Hera Sent Me May 14, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Michelle Malkin is the real piece of work. An anti-anchor baby anchor baby; a brown-skinned woman who tongue-kisses the white supremacists at VDARE; an advocate for interning people who come from countries with active Islamic terrorists groups whose own parents are from a country with active Islamic terrorist groups.

Anybody know what the Tagalog word is for "Uncle Tom"?

LetUsBray May 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I believe they call that a 'malkin'.

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

If I recall, and this is only phonetically spelled and from memory, it's "puntongenemo." Oh wait, that means "motherfucker." Carry on, nevermind.

RGHunt57 May 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with sticking with "racists"?

Limeylizzie May 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I'm ashamed to claim him, but he is one of my people, so in that vein I'm going with " Wog-hating, Coon-baiting Cunts of Albion".

V572 Is this him? May 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

There's a clear line of succession from Chaucer to Shakespeare to Blake to Trollope to to Orwell to Derbys….

Nope. I tried, but couldn't do it, even in jest.

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

You forgot "Paki-bashing"

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

"Cunts Of Albion" — why were they never on a triple bill with The Jam and Sex Pistols at The Marquee Club in 1977?!

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Derbyshire played backup kazoo on their album "National Front" which contained the singles "Nazi Punks, Wont' You Take Me Home Tonight?", "Hitler Died for Your Sins You Ungrateful Race Traitor Bastards" and "Stand by Your Klan".

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Have you ever noticed that the most ardent proponents of white supremacy are also the most inbred looking fuckers around, you know, like John Derbyshire?

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

"Just a Bunch of Guys who Get Together with Sheets Over Their Heads"?

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Buckra.

gunnergoz May 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm

"Ugly Americans" sounds good to me.

niblick77 May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

How about they call themselves the Limbaughs?

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 1:45 pm

"Boys in the Hoods"?

Guppy May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

"But not hoodies."

Preacher_Griz May 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

We should call ourselfs what we have ALWAYS called ourselfs: Conservative Christians!!! GIL!! PTL!!!!

actor212 May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Knobless gobs

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

And yet, despite his claims of the superiority of the white race, John Derbyshire is a rice queen who married a Chinese woman.

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Derbyshire has also announced that he is reviving a classic American restaurant chain as The Brown Derbyshire®. High quality yet affordable meals will be served to decent White American families by hostile Filipina girls in cheerleader outfits.

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

The Burdens.

Blueb4sunrise May 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Kiplings?

ElPinche May 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Mestizos ? Aww shit. White bread honkey Derbyshire is just cold calling a La Raza race war, now. We'll cut off the food trailers and get all the hipsters on our side , homes.

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I wonder if Derbyshire got hired at VDare by asking Malkin, "Who's yer daddy?"

BaldarTFlagass May 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Whitemanna Boss and the Supremes.

ingloriousbytch May 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

John Derbyshire hasn't been punched in the throat nearly enough for my taste.

mormos May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

my puerto rican roommate has just started referring to white people in general as "those without swag"

crybabyboehner May 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The GOP, bitches!

MadBrahms May 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Anal Bum Covers?

crybabyboehner May 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

God Don't Make No White Trash

IceCreamEmpress May 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Well, I always call white supremacists "their own best counter-arguments" but I can't imagine La Derb will go for that.

It's true, though. You don't see Stephen Hawking or Joyce Carol Oates or Scarlett Johansson or Tom Brady or Diana Nyad or any white person who has ever actually accomplished anything other than whining for pay being a white supremacist.

Negropolis May 15, 2012 at 1:14 am

Scarlett Johansson is a proud Jew, so she wouldn't fit with the white supremacist crowd if she wanted to.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

"Wite kasuls"?

BarackMyWorld May 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Nice Richard Pryor reference, by the way.

Wile E. Quixote May 14, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Anyway, John Derbyshire is wondering what white supremacists should call themselves to better frame their position that those of European ancestry should be in charge of the world, as worked out so well in the Africkan Colonies. He has settled on “Dissident Right,” as opposed to those scared pussies at NRO who make up the Elite GOP Machine.

The Klantastics?

crybabyboehner May 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm

The Aristocrats

elburritodeluxe May 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Misguided

not that Radio May 14, 2012 at 2:21 pm

John Derbyshire has begun his second round of chemotherapy since being fired from National Review…

What would have happened if he had been fired from The Heritage Foundation?

VaWyo May 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Colostomy

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 8:34 am

"Colostomy" is what he was when he got hired at National Review.

chicken_thief May 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

How about "The Oppressed"?

PeaceWithHonor May 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Bores

Chet Kincaid May 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

This period will be looked back upon as The Boor War.

Scarletyoshi May 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Let it be known that I chose "Dead Honkeys" for the irony and not for the other reason.

mavenmaven May 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm

"sour grapes" in derbyshire's' case
or perhaps "sour grapes of wrath"

Fox n Fiends May 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Right-Wing Social Engineering, LLP

SaintRond May 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I try to think of good names but I keep coming back to the same old thing. "The Breakfast Monkeys!" Exclamation point is optional, but I rather like it.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Making fun of these guys is the REAL racism.

Tommy1733 May 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I think with his statement "White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with", Derbyshire is really looking at history wrongly. History made no active choice obviously, and the reasons white Europeans gained a leadership foothold earlier have roots that go back thousands of years to the dawn of agriculture. The development of agriculture was an accident of geography – certain cereals that people like and that grow well were available in the same places where proto-Europeans lived. This allowed societies to settle in one place, and allowed people to specialize their skills, which allowed the creation of armies and tool- and weapon-makers, which allowed these societies to defeat others, which etc.

Derbyshire sounds reasonable in his writing but he and other white supremacists have failed to ask why it is that Europe has been more successful than other societies. They seem to just settle on poorly-defended opinions like "Whites are smarter" and "God wants whites to win". Given that as far as I know the human genetic structure is largely identical (I mean where in the world would it have been an evolutionary advantage for humans and proto-humans to naturally-select weaker brains?) it is scientifically weak to not ask what are the core reasons for one group's success. He keeps thinking of himself as reasonable but he is wrong.

tessiee May 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

"This isn’t because conservatism is hostile to blacks and mestizos. Very much the contrary, especially in the case of Conservatism Inc. They fawn over the occasional nonwhite with a puppyish deference"

"…Why, I remember the maid we used to have when I was a child. Maisie, her name was. We just LOVED Maisie. She was just like one of the family. 'Maisie', my mother would say, 'I'm going for my manicure now. Make sure you iron all those shirts for the Mister to wear to work. And after you're done with that, the living room needs to be vacuumed.' And Maisie would say, 'Yes'm, Miss Lady' — you know, the way Those People talk. We just LOVED Maisie. And honest? My parents would leave nickels and dimes hidden around the house, and they'd be right there where they left them after Maisie went home for the day. Sometimes my mother would give her our old clothes, to keep, just out of the goodness of her heart…"

glamourdammerung May 14, 2012 at 3:27 pm

John Derbyshire Wonders: What Should We White Supremacists Call Ourselves Today?

Republicans. "Conservatives" and "teabaggers" when trying to pretend otherwise.

Spurning Beer May 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Saltine-Americans, that's what I'm going to call them.

AlaskaGrrl May 14, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Wouldn't "Pinkos" be more than appropriate?

Redgyal May 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Evil, just evil.

George Spelvin May 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Shit fuckers.

Not very original, but descriptive.

DahBoner May 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Or perhaps The We Like a Little Black Poontang As Much as Everyone Else, But… Gang?

chascates May 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm

A Dying Breed. That's what they should be called.

cinesimonj May 14, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I think 'Right Winger' is the most recognizable, accurate & honest name for white supremacists today.

Negropolis May 15, 2012 at 12:51 am

Oh, I have a few words…but I'm a gentleman, so I'll keep 'em to myself.

MiniMencken May 15, 2012 at 2:13 am

The Supremes?

payton May 15, 2012 at 3:57 am

Know-Nothings. Hey, it was a (surprisingly ironic for the era) righteous badge of honor then, it can be a righteous badge of idiocy today.

ttommyunger May 15, 2012 at 9:09 am

Anything you like, so long as it's preceded by "the late".

Tommy1733 May 15, 2012 at 9:56 am

LOL – I thought after I wrote my little summary of "Guns Germs and Steel" that the polite thing to do would be to credit the source, but then I thought screw it – his name sounds too much like Jamie Dimon.

Wonkette, Refudiated May 18, 2012 at 9:30 am

"The Birthers of a Nation"

sullivanst May 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Good point, well made. And now I realize that yes, I do know who else conferred honorary white status on certain Asians.

not that Radio May 15, 2012 at 8:21 am

Rudyard Kipling?

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