Catholic Church Investigating New Threat To Humanity: The Girl Scouts

  burn the witch!

scumWe wonder if there is anything the Catholic Church could be investigating besides the Girl Scouts of America? NO. There is NOT. Nothing at all, move along, move along! Yes, Mother Church is busy investigating whether it should … well, not sure. Thunder from the pulpit about their evil ways? Discourage parish-based troops? Tell the quarter of scouts who are Catholic to jump in a lake … of fire? All of those things, probably, and then some. But the US Conference of Catholic Bishops is very serious about this, like Joe McCarthy-heart-attack serious! Not just because they had that Planned Parenthood brochure that everybody fainted about, nope! Or because they let a little transgender girl join a troop because they are disgusting perverts! Sorry, but it is something WAY WORSE.

Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam because they support family planning or emergency contraception.

Anything else, Church? SO MUCH ELSE!

Another complaint involved a Girl Scout blog suggesting that girls read an article about [Girl Scouts' CEO Anna Maria] Chavez — who is Catholic — in Marie Claire magazine. Critics said the blog’s link led to a Marie Claire home page promoting, among other items, a sex advice article.

 
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Heavens to Betsy! Glory Be! The fuck you say! In addition to associating with disgusting communists like Doctors Without Borders and godless hedonists like Marie Claire magazine, the Girl Scouts have been raising conservative hackles since the ’70s, because Betty Friedan liked them. Also?

In 1993, Christian conservatives were outraged when the Girl Scouts formalized a policy allowing girls to substitute another word for “God” — such as Allah or Buddha — in the Girl Scout promise that reads: “On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country.”

Also, some chick yanked her daughter out of the Scouts because it offered a patch honoring Dolores Huerta, a known Mexican.

She complains about some program materials adopted by the Girl Scouts in recent years. One example she gave: a patch honoring Hispanic labor organizer Dolores Huerta, whose shortcomings — in the eyes of some Catholics — include a 2007 award from Planned Parenthood.

And there you have it! The Girl Scouts of America are an abortion factory that loves Mexico and all those godless starving people in other countries, and the Catholic Church should divest itself of any aid or comfort posthaste and yesterday! It is called “priorities,” and the Church has them, look it up! [Yahoo]

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206 comments

    1. Fare la Volpe

      I can see the commercials now. Opening shot on MOM letting kids into her mini-van

      MOM: I'm a working mom, and I just don't have time to drive me and all of my kids to different abortion providers! The hassle and stress is just too much. That's why I'm so glad we have AbortionPlex!

      Panning shot around sparkling clean facilities. ABORTIONISTS smile at camera.

      MOM: They're conveniently located, the service is always great —

      ABORTIONIST: Thank you, and have a great abortion!

      MOM: And my kids…(laughs) they love the food and fun!

      CHILD: Mommy, Mommy! The doctor said my uterus is scrape-ably clean!! Let's get a pizza!!

      ALL: Yay!

      MOM: So come on down, and join us at the AbortionPlex! You'll be glad you did!

      Jingle:
      AbortionPlex, Where Your Family is Ours~

      1. Barb

        Mother's Day is Sunday, like anyone is going to let us forget that shit! I'll be at the Abortionplex all day, just people watching.

        1. flamingpdog

          I hope they all made their appointments ahead of time. According to all the ads on the radio, the cost of Mothers' Day flowers abortions could double or triple this weekend!

    1. IncenseDebate

      No, these are the Girl Scouts, not the Boy Scouts. They won't touch them since they have no p-e-n-i-s-e-s.

  1. Reginald_Perrin

    "Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam because they support family planning"

    And family planning leads to less little boys who can be molested by priests.

  2. V572 Is this him?

    The Boy Scouts don't let atheists join, although how they would know is a bit of a mystery. Historically speaking, they're pretty okay with pederast scoutmasters (heh heh), though.

    1. actor212

      When they get to the "Do my duty to God and my country" bit, the scoutmaster listens really carefully for the kids who say "dog and my country"

    2. BerkeleyBear

      If you get above a certain relatively low rank you have to show how you are living the Scout law, which includes a point on being reverent. It is all backdoor bs to weed out nonbelievers – sorta like DADT for twelve year olds.

      1. V572 Is this him?

        Only made 2nd Class and there were no loyalty oaths at that level. Then again we didn’t wear flags on our shoulders in those dark days—you US citizenship was assumed, or unquestioned, or maybe even not an issue. Got daunted by the master’s-thesis level of effort then required for even one merit badge.

  3. boobookitteh

    The Girl Scouts are way more interesting now than when we were making popsicle stick crafts in the 80's.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Yeah, I'm not sure what turned the tide, but I remember looking into it as a kid, and thinking, "No, thanks, I already know how to use a glue gun."

    2. James Michael Curley

      In the 80's I thought we used up all the popsicle sticks in the 60's. Must have been a lot of little suckers in the 70's.

  4. PuckStopsHere

    Isn't the Catholic Church under a restraining order mandating that it stay at least 500 feet away from children to begin with? If not, why not?

    1. Serolf_Divad

      The Catholic Church: it's like NAMBLA for… for… actually, it's just like NAMBLA.

      1. Chichikovovich

        It's like what NAMBLA would be like if NAMBLA had been allowed to self-police without outside interference for 2000 years.

      2. comrad_darkness

        It's like NAMBLA if NAMBLA had a thousand years of burning at the stake anyone who pissed them off.

  5. BarackMyWorld

    I read in a very important forwarded email the Girl Scouts will replace thin mints with RU-486 during next year's cookie drive.

    1. finallyhappy

      damn- I love my thin mints- have 5 boxes hiding in the freezer downstairs behind frozen brussel sprouts and veggie burgers so my family won't look. I am way past the need for RU-486- Why won't someone think about the menopausal!!!!!!

        1. James Michael Curley

          They are out to bring whole new meanings to cookies like sandwich creams and cherry tarts.

    2. Dashboard Buddha

      Given who's doing the irresponsible breeding these days, they should include RU486 as an ingredient of any snack food sold at Wal-Mart.

  6. Goonemeritus

    Go ahead keep this up and you know what going to happen, the DC Archdiocese is going to pull its ads from Wonkette.

  7. FakaktaSouth

    Well of course they have a problem with it – it's right there in the name: GIRL – don't care for that shit at all over there, do they?

    Girl Scouts rule, I crossed the bridge as a Brownie and then quit, but they were all kinds of supportive and good at making you proud of being a girl. (I know, terrible.)

      1. FakaktaSouth

        I like guys who like girls. Holy hell I just heard something terrible – National Organization for Rush Babes? (I think NORB sounds like the company that would make vaginal probes, but okay.) This is Rush Limbaugh's response to NOW? Oh my god, that will be a viper pit of fun for fucking, well, babes, you heard him. I cannot wait to see who will join. I wonder if he's got a young babes response for the GSA. Good God, what war on women?

        1. Fare la Volpe

          There's nothing full grown women love more than being called somebody's "babes."

          1. FakaktaSouth

            AND Hell I don't even mind being called a babe if it's meant nicely – this shit ain't nice. (I am such a babe. Rush Limbaugh would LOVE for people to think I support him – but, too bad and fuck Rush Limbaugh, I got a big old brain too.)

        2. Designer_Rants

          What's worse is that their Facebook page has like 50,000+ "likes". That would make them at least 5 times more popular than Wonkette. Too many stupids.

          1. FakaktaSouth

            Do not make me go look at that shit. It has GOT to be dudes mostly. GOT to be.

          2. HistoriCat

            But how many of those "likes" are from women and how many are from the same idiotic group of mouth-breathers who listen to Rushbo all the time?

          3. didgen

            There are 50,000 fat sweaty old balding white guys that have facebook accts? Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

          4. Designer_Rants

            I was sure that every Wonkette was a fat sweaty old balding white guy (Big Ed Schultz, all of 'em, probably), but then I saw pictures of the LA party.

    1. finallyhappy

      I remember the bridge now that you mention it(I was never a brownie) when My daughter crossed over and she was a Girl Scout as well. Now she is an abortionist and tree hugger and also gives to the poor worldwide

      1. FakaktaSouth

        See? And now I love your daughter, we are sisters for life and such. It was a cool little ritual – I mean hell, I remember it and I remember things poorly.

        Dontcha wish we could drag people over the bridge forcefully, thereby magically transforming the horrid masses into decent human beings?

      2. LizzyBorden1

        My 18 yo daughter was a girl scout for many years till their troop got kicked out because the treasurer embezzled the cookie fund (over $1000). She is currently at penn state participating in the Pa Academy of Science (6th year in a row she's made states), is 14th in a class of 400, participated 4 years in both cross country and swim just because she enjoyed it, and is going to Penn State main to the Schreyers program. Oh did I mention she's on the pill? Fucking girl scouts!

    1. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

      In a statement Friday to the AP, the Legion confirmed it had referred seven cases of alleged abuse to the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the Vatican office that investigates sex crimes.

      That's some top-notch office naming obfuscation. I imagine Chris Hansen in a mitre asking priests whether they want a cookie.

      1. rickmaci

        No, it's even stranger than that.

        "The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (CDF) (Congregatio pro Doctrina Fidei), previously known as the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition (wherefrom arose the names Roman Inquisition or Holy Inquisition popularly used in reference to the 16th century tribunals against witchcraft and heresy), and after 1904 called the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Holy Office, is the oldest of the nine congregations of the Roman Curia. Among the most active of the congregations, it oversees Catholic Church doctrine. Its offices are housed at the Palace of the Holy Office at the Vatican."
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the

        1. Chichikovovich

          When I wondered what the history of that office was, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

          1. C_R_Eature

            Noone expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to Young Boys…oops…the Pope!…oh wait… Er….

          2. rickmaci

            There is a Dan Brown novel in this story somewhere. "Langdon paused to collect his thoughts. "The Cardinal was head of the office of the Inquisition until he was elected Pope. Did the College of Cardinals vote with unanimity…or out of fear?"

      2. SorosBot

        "the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the Vatican office that investigates sex crimes. "

        No, it's the Vatican office that covers up sex crimes; in fact the current Pope ran the cover-ups when he was in charge of the office.

    2. didgen

      What a quiet group they are over there. Not even 1 comment to the story. Must be waiting for the other guy to speak first, so polite. Or maybe they were just taught not to talk with their mouth full.
      .

    3. doloras

      Damned Papists can't win. Damned if they investigate rapey priests, damned if they don't.

  8. Serolf_Divad

    Mohamar Khaddafi had an all female bodyguard detail (and a buxom nurse). I rest my case.

  9. Oblios_Cap

    The only possible explanation for the altarboys running away from the priests and their divine scepters is that hussies were bewitching them.

    Icky Girls! The Mother Church misses the old days when it could burn the wanton trollops at the stake.

    1. GhostBuggy

      The Mother Church says she's the only lady you need. Mother Church will take care you, baby.

  10. Callyson

    Shit, if I had known that the Girl Scouts were so much fun, I would have been one when I was a kid.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      I have a feeling that it wasn't nearly as bad-ass and organization back when I was a kid. I could be wrong, but the girls that I knew who were a part of it didn't strike me as anything remarkable.

  11. edgydrifter

    In the eyes of the church, the greatest failing of the Girl Scouts is in not doing enough to make girls ashamed to be girls.

    1. LizzyBorden1

      I know, right? My daughters were in girl scouts and they're uppity little bitches. They actually believe they are equal to men and deserve the same pay. My eldest is going to college to study history, then onto law, not home ec, so she can learn useful skills. Plus she is 14th in a class of 400, which means she did better than most boys (thank god she has big boobs, or she'll never land a man). I curse girl scouts! I failed as a mother.

  12. actor212

    Ladies, I have to provide this in Donohue's defense: women are far more mature and far more sophisticated at an earlier age than most men of an equivalent age. Girl Scouts would be better able to handle ads that many would consider inappropriate for boys, because boys would, well, either piss their pants giggling or go to their bunks.

    Clearly, Donohue froze somewhere south of adulthood.

  13. ManchuCandidate

    First the RC church came for the abortionists,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't an abortionist

    Then the RC church came for the Sierra Club,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Sierra Club member

    Then the pederasts came for the girl scouts
    and there was no one left to sell me thin mints…

  14. OkieDokieDog

    I can't even think of anything snarky to say. I think this giving me a brain aneurysm.

  15. MissTaken

    In Girl Scouts I learned how to use a glue gun for crafts and that Thin Mints are waaaayyyy better frozen. This is why I'm a birth control using heathen today.

      1. actor212

        Do-si-dos?

        EDIT: Tag-a-longs?

        (note to self: stop checking out the hot Girl Scout leader when you're buying a case of cookies trying to get a date)

    1. finallyhappy

      As I have 5 frozen boxes in my basement freezer- if we have a Wonkette Dc party- i will bring a box(keeping it frozen hopefully until then)

  16. Allmighty_Manos

    Let me get this straight. An organization that covered up the molestation of thousands of young boys over a period of decades still has the balls to to weigh in on whether or not the Girl Scouts and Doctors Without Borders are "moral" organizations.

    1. MaxNeanderthal

      Meanwhile, in other news, Dr Goebbels denounces The Michelin Man as "size-ist"….

  17. prommie

    Doctors without Borders is worse than Hitler! And this Pope knows, because he knew Hitler!

    1. HobbesEvilTwin

      He also knows that khaki was so last year and he wouldn't be caught dead in those saddle shoes.

  18. Nostrildamus

    Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam…

    I contend the US Conference of Catholic Bishops' materials shouldn't contain links to groups such a Priests without Pants, the Cilice Club, AltarBoyStuds.com…

  19. Guppy

    Meanwhile, there's still nothing more freedom-loving and American than Queen's Eagle Scouts.

  20. Wile E. Quixote

    Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam because they support family planning or emergency contraception.

    I think that they should also avoid links to groups such as the Catholic Church since they suport child molestation and are run by a former member of the Hitler Youth.

    1. MaxNeanderthal

      Weren't the Scouts banned in the third reich, and replaced by the Hustler yoof? And the pope is a member (sorry, EX-member) of same- Are these two facts related? The public has a right to know….

  21. SorosBot

    Well of course the Catholic Church must go after the Girl Scouts; the group teaches girls that they are full human beings with rights and builds up their self-esteem, instead of telling them that as girls they're worthless and only good for making babies and serving men.

  22. HobbesEvilTwin

    Of course the Catholic Church hates the Girl Scouts; girls cannot, and will not ever have a pre-pubescent P-E-N-I-S for the cardinals and priests to love molest.

  23. poorgradstudent

    So basically the Catholic Church is being more vigilant against the Girl Scouts than it was against the Nazi Party back in the day.

    NICE ONE! At this rate it would be easier to do PR for the Klu Klux Klan than for Mother Church.

  24. IncenseDebate

    More and more I'm disgusted by the Catholic church, Christians, and organized religion in general.

    1. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

      Wha …

      Honestly, I don't get this one. How on earth can having a girl on a baseball team violate religious beliefs? Was it a part of the sermon on the mount which got edited out?

      "Blessed are the ballplayers, for they shall not catch the cooties"

      1. widestanceromance

        Duh, girls on the team will bring menstrual blood upon them and therefore need to be killed. It's for their own protection.

      2. Nostrildamus

        But I suffer not a woman to bunt, nor to hit-and-run, nor to run the wheel play over a man, for that would be a double-play.

        1 Timothy 6:66

        1. actor212

          Neither shall a woman be allowed to swing away on an 3-1 count, nor an 2-1 count except that the man on first is attempting to steal second, for that is an abomination in the eyes of The Lord

          1. GOPCrusher

            To be fair, most modern baseball players shouldn't be allowed to swing on a 3-1 count. I'm looking at you Starlin Castro.

        2. Fukui-sanRadioBarb

          And, lo, God created the grand slam, and the sacrifice fly, and the stretch of the seventh inning, and saw that they were good.

          And God spake unto Eve, saying "play not this game, for you have a va-jay-jay and that's icky."

          Book of Pedobear, epistles to the Ericksons

      3. BigSkullF*ckingDog

        Dude, you just made me laugh so loud that my co-workers now all think I'm crazy. Not cool.

    2. Chichikovovich

      Though in the Church's defense (those aren't words I often write) it sounds like that school is run by a group that regards Opus Dei as a bunch of leftists. People that even Rick Santorum will look at and say "Those people are nuts!"

    3. gregpphoto

      I love the gall of saying "we want to instill respect of women in our boys." How, by not treating them as equals??

  25. JustPixelz

    "Critics said the blog’s link led to a Marie Claire home page promoting, among other items, a sex advice article."

    Those helpless girls would never have seen anything about sex on the internet if it weren't for the Girl Scouts and their nefarious "linking".

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Shit, it's Marie Claire. Five bucks says the article was "Five Frisky Ways to Hold a Man's Hand."

  26. Maman

    Wow. Glad that they solved the problem of pedophilia so they could move on to the horror that is the Brownies.

  27. valthemus

    The Girl Scouts try to teach young women to be independent thinkers who can summon their own inner strength to solve problems and lead when called upon to do so. I believe that's known among right-wing Christians as "heresy."

  28. miss_grundy

    First they came for the nuns, then the Girl Scouts. Who's next, Sodality? (Sodality is the Child of Mary girls, who are not the Marists, which is the Society of Mary. They are known for publication of the missal and liberation theology.)

    1. YasserArraFeck

      As a kid, forced to go to mass, I remember the priest burbling on about "women's sodality" and thinking it sounded sort of pervy (as we all know, the word is derived from the town of Sodal, a place so perverted that it made Sodom and Gomorrah seem like Disneyworld in comparison)
      "What happens in Sodal, stays in…..ah fuck it, go forth and brag about it – no-one's ever going to believe you anyway"

  29. Doktor StrangeZoom

    The Bishops also plan to boycott Hallmark Cards for featuring Peppermint Patty and her little lesbian friend, Marcie.

  30. anniegetyerfun

    Dear Girl Scouts: Just go ahead and change your name to Future Abortion Dykes of America. It doesn't matter what you do – this is how the Christian Right will always see you. Go ahead and roll with it.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        I think I felt a little surge of sexual excitement at reading that. I still mourn the loss of Sassy.

  31. Trannysurprise

    Can they please just STFU? Haven't they damaged their brand enough?

    For fucks sake just shut up.

  32. OneYieldRegular

    On the bright side, it's refreshing to see the Catholic Church shifting their interest away from Boy Scouts for a change.

  33. mavenmaven

    Clearly its time for the Catholic Church to bring back the Inquisition, and I'd guess Donahue and his Catholic League would approve.
    A few girl scouts on the rack, and America would be Saved.

    1. barto

      preferrably the Spanish Inquisition, because a) nobody expects it, and b) they can really lay into Dolores

    2. pdiddycornchips

      The Catholic Church is a criminal syndicate hiding behind St. Peter. No other organization in the long history of man has a similar record of corruption, genocide and other crimes against humanity. That they survive is a testament to their ability to adapt and yet still maintain their criminal hierarchy. If the Vatican were ever infiltrated by a mole, oh what stories could be told.

  34. fartknocker

    So now young women and girls have two things to worry about: The GOP and the Catholic Church. Never mind that the Church can't seem to solve its problem of pedophiles with white collars.

    If I was a newlywed and wanted to start a family, I would seriously consider not having a child in the US at this date in history. I can keep the church at bay but the GOP, those douches are around every corner.

  35. johnnyzhivago

    The sad fact is that Obama plans to use combat trained Girl Scouts and suicide Brownies in his assault on the Catholic Church next year.

    Just DON'T buy those cookies people! It pays for their weapons!

    1. finallyhappy

      Wow, so glad I bought 15 boxes this year- despite the price increase- guess the extra 4.50 a box this year goes to handheld missile launhcers

  36. Fairtackle

    Well at least they have yet to figure out that the ultimate purpose of the paramilitary wing of Planned Parenthood is guarding the FEMA camps….oh oops, empty bag. No cat.

  37. HelmutNewton

    Pssstt! Hey Catholic Bishops! There's this other thing you may want to investigate: it's a world-wide, centuries-long pedophile ring run by….you!!!

  38. SorosBot

    Sadly, no that's not snark. And lately the Church has gone overboard in emphasizing the woman-hating.

  39. C_R_Eature

    "Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam because they support family planning or emergency contraception."

    I'd be much more upset if the Girl Scout materials contained links to the Catholic Church, because it supports superstition, authoritarianism and pedophilia.

  40. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I got my very first merit badge in self defense aka " how to stop a creepy priest from raping me".

  41. pdiddycornchips

    " Mother Church is busy investigating"

    Is that anything like an Inquisition?

  42. barto

    Memo to church elders, eventually everything links to Planned Parenthood. Six degrees of separation, dudes.

  43. Pragmatist2

    I propose that the Girl Scouts launch an investigation of the Bishops. They represent much more of a danger to he Scouts than the Scouts do to the Bishops.

  44. Geminisunmars

    I have finally lived long enough to see Girl Scouts denigrated. I can go to my just desserts now.

  45. Fluffy_Kitties

    There's a simple solution for this grudge match: disguise a troop of zombie Girl Scouts as pubescent boys and dispatch them to take communion at CathoLich archdioceses around the country. When the Bishops attempt to sodomize the little zombies in the confession booth, they'll contract undead cooties and disintegrate into filth.

  46. savethispatient

    You know, if parents still actually trusted their children with the Catholic Church, they could always send them to the religious alternative to the Girl Scouts: the Girls' Brigade. That's what some of my peers went to when I was growing up anyway.

  47. elburritodeluxe

    Jesus can forgive the church for forcing girls to become slaves in the Magdalene Laundries but He will never forgive that terrible lady who tried to get better wages for workers!

  48. Redhead

    Yes yes, the terrorists will next attack us where it hurts most – through our junk food.

  49. owhatever

    If I were Catholic, I would quit and find some other religion. Like none. I really don't give a hoot what the leaders of this cult say. The track record ain't all that great, except for the Borgias.

    Now the bishops are jealous that they don't look as good in their fancy dresses as the scouts do in plain green frocks.

  50. mcrummett

    I walked by a drug store once that I'm told sells condoms. Will I be thrown out of the church now? And I'm not even Catholic!

  51. HistoriCat

    Wasn't that whole lack of boy parts enough of a defense against creepy priests?

  52. BZ1

    Oxfam? Oxfam? An organization dedicated to creating self-sustaining programs in developing communities worldwide by focusing on health security, food security and democratic – whoops there's the kicker!

  53. sbj1964

    The Catholic church takes on the girl scouts.My bets are on the Girl scouts they have better cookies than the churches wheat crackers.

    1. SorosBot

      Wheat crackers? You are wrong; that's human flesh there, to be consumed in ritual cannibalism, that just happens to look and taste like a cracker.

  54. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Critics contend that Girl Scouts materials shouldn’t contain links to groups such as Doctors without Borders, the Sierra Club and Oxfam because they support family planning or emergency contraception.

    Everyone knows that emergency contraception is only to be used during emergency sex. How stupid of the GSA.

    However, how will they ever be a decent abortion mill if they teach family planning and contraception. They should have Bristol Palin as their roll model, and teach just to swig wine coolers and let the consequences be damned.

  55. aussiefromafar

    The catholic church (my lower case) in the USA is more miserably uptight and reactionary than most anywhere else in the world. That's a record I never thought would be achieved.

  56. jzgplj

    Fuck the Catholic Church, fuck them up their tiny little asses….oh wait, they probably would like that, wouldn't they?

  57. DahBoner

    Next up: The Catholic Church investigates The World's Largest Christian Cult, none of their traditions are anywhere to be found in The Bible…

  58. gregpphoto

    In all seriousness, can someone explain how the Sierra Club is a bad influence? I get the planned parenthood thing (from the church's perspective at least, not my own), but really, the Sierra Club? One of the largest conservation groups on the planet? Thats like being against the Red Cross or the Peace Corps! Is there something that the Sierra Club does that I'm not aware of?

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