The rightful good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, after weeks of speculation about whether he would veto a bill setting up Obamacare health exchanges in his state, has obviously done that. Now hundreds of thousands of people in New Jersey, lest the feddy gov step in, will have to continue receiving health care by their traditional method of rubbing grease on their bums and doing heroin. What else was Christie to do, though? The Obamacare legal atmosphere is too uncertain to be… doin’ stuff… also *cough cough* vice president *cough* *vomit*.
“While I appreciate the Legislature’s attempt to find steady policy footing in these shifting legal sands, I am concerned that a hastily created exchange in New Jersey will impose unnecessary obligations upon the state’s citizens,” according to the governor’s veto statement released today.
“I believe the better course of action for New Jersey is to continue to monitor the ever-changing landscape surrounding the implementation of the Affordable Care Act, and to refrain from imposing its mandates upon our citizens until outstanding issues are settled and the required course if action is clear,” according to the statement.
So it’s a timing issue? Then he’ll surely put them in place immediately after the court makes its decision, if that decision is to uphold. But then vice presidents aren’t be picked until late August, so… well, more shifty sands, there. (Of course, to never set up the exchanges means that the federal government will do it instead and we can’t imagine many Republican governors want that, what with the lack of sovereignty. But try explaining that to their bases, who don’t listen to human words.)
Also too:
Christie has already taken preliminary steps to form an exchanges by successfully applying for $8.7 million in planning and research grants from the Obama administration. It is unclear what will happen to that money.
Oh, just examine the revenues at central-Jersey Sizzler restaurants over the past couple of months, you should find it there.
[NJ.com]




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He spent the 8.7 million dollars to change the state motto to:
New Jersey, the Olive Garden State
We New Yorkers always referred to Joisey as the "Garbage State".
Every one referres to Jersey as the garbage state.
Yet it's New York's garbage that gets shipped there because Staten Island is now full…
Fresh Kills ain't so fresh anymore.
That wasn't about the smell, that was about the state of decomposition of the stoolies.
WEST VIRGINIA LIBEL!
(Jersey closed that down years ago)
o/~ Oh-oh, smell can you see…… o/~
I'm from Joisey. I hope your Rangers go down bigtime. So there.
I'm from Joisey too…but I hope the Rangers first take care of the Caps, and then sweep the Satans.
Mook, I am still heartbroken over the Flyers losing. I dreaded the prospect of playing the Rangers because I know that the Rangers are a superior team.
A breadstick in every wicker basket….
Off to Urban Dictionary…
"Chris Christie Sends Obamacare Back To Kitchen"
Was it under cooked? Did the chef spit on it?
Too healthy. Needz moar pink slime.
The chef was Near
Fat bastard is all fat-bastardy.
If there is anyone who knows about how to be healthy, it is Chris Christie.
He's not even sure if he has a penis anymore.
Alt text should read "Proof positive Buffet King Governor Christiecakes hasn't seen his dick in years."
"It is unclear what will happen to that money."
It's fucking Jersey. I'll hazard a guess.
We never got it. The truck must have been hijacked?!
But look at who has been sneaking into Christie's house and taking his sandwiches.
Like a little fucking kid-
"Of course I want you buy me an ice cream… you stupid bitch!"
Fuck you, you fat fuck.
It's okay Christie. No one wants to see "Mitt And the Fat Man."
That was on ABC a few years ago?
Way to do nuthing. Keep up the good not work.
He just wants the citizens of New Jersey to enjoy the same level of health that he has. Whether they want it or not.
That poor wall.
Is that why it is wailing?
Whaling.
Whaling Wall should indeed have been the alt tex. Nicely played.
You'll notice the wall is leaning into Christie, proof positive he's so fat, he has a gravity field around him
DONT LEAN SO HEAVILY ON THE MAGIC WALL GOV MCLARGE HUGE OH NO ITS FALLING
I see what he did there, "shifting sands" indeed. We used to play that game when I was kid when we wanted to cuss but there was an authority figure present.
"Aw, man, shut the f…ront door!"
"Dude, you're full of shi…fting sands!"
Sorry, but when I see that photo it looks like Christie is taking a whizz.
Yeah. After stumbling drunk away from a bar. At 10:00 in the morning.
Given Christie's diet, there is no time of the day he's not.
I guess one of the "unnecessary obligations" Obamacare would impose is the obligation to not die in a timely manner, thus causing an inconvenience to the job creators on their way to the country club.
Well, at least the Republicans are working on an alternative to Obamacare, should it be struck down…. Oh, wait http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/politics-ele…
I suppose NJ citizens w/o insurance could just wear a giant fat suit, act like an asshole and pretend to be Christie when they need to see a doctor?
Mandate healthcare on the state level is an unconstitutional intrusion into your life, but mandated limitations on whether you can sue your healthcare provider for malpractice is not.
He wants him a Soylent Green sammich now!!
And make it all BABY!
"GET IN MAH BELLY!!!"
Die of a heart attack already, ya fat fuck.
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It is unclear what will happen to that money.
To be fair, it does cost $8.7 million to get 'Governor' stitched on a yarmulke. http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ch…
Needs moar bariatric surgery.
I see that Christie is pandering to the Jewish voters in the photo. But will the Orthodox vote for a lardass?
It's Kosher, they can.
"will the Orthodox vote for a lardass?"
Of course not. Don't be silly; lard is pork.
If Mitt picks his running mate like a bride picks her bridesmaids, he'll look for someone stupider, meaner and fatter than he is — so Christie's a perfect choice. And the Federal government coming in and heavy-handedly enslaving the people of New Jersey with healthcare options — well that's an issue he wouldn't dare take off the table.
Fatty Arbuckle's looking a little less rapey these days.
This wrecking ball of a man is not fit to run a. . .actually he's just not fit for anything.
He wants to make sure the plan will cover Type 114 Diabetes.
OK wall I"m gone eat chew now!
"…$8.7 million in planning and research…"
More "planning and research" dollars… forget fixing problems… let's just sit around and shoot the shit about it. Fuck I am so sick of this wasteful BS.
I have never understood New Jersey politics.
Not the vp Romney needs, but the vp Romney deserves!
You know what else Romney deserves?
A shaved head?
Anal warts?
To miss recess?
Pigs deserve to turn around.
He can! It just takes so long you don't notice… like a cargo ship.
Just think how many polar bears that fat fuck could feed.
Feed, nothing! They could float on him!
Maybe Christie is what Joe Biden was referring to being a "big fucking deal."
He's the only man that ate the Denny's Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser.
Only because he ate the entire frikkin' Denny's
I t'ink some of my frens ovah in Joisey oughts ta make Gov Chrissie Donuts squeals like a pig.
Leave the wall, get the cannoli.
Naked Scott Brown pic followed by one of Gov. Christie practicing his sexy moves on a wall!
Very touching, Wonkette, your sweet bi-partisan celebration of Obama's support for gay marriage.
Your move, diabetes.
Oh, the sads–when Prince Buttocks finds prayer notes in the wall, and not cheese burgers.
I've heard Chris Cristie has an Entimann's factory in his basement.
Christie has already taken preliminary steps
I don't believe you.
Who knew someone so fat would have so few guts?
I always read his name as Governor Chris Crisco.
"Well, I don't believe the blah, blah, should blah, blah the fine citizens of blah, blah, and as a result I have decided study the blah blah so that blah blah." Shorter version, FIXED!
Fat Chris just doesn't fit him. Maybe Big Pussy would be a better moniker.
"Now hundreds of thousands of people in New Jersey, lest the feddy gov step in, will have to continue receiving health care by their traditional method of rubbing grease on their bums and doing heroin."
God damn lie.
Our traditional methods are eating zeppoles and Taylor Ham.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll
….At the Whaling Wall……
Cut Christie some slack. He just seas food differently.
Christie needs as much slack as he can get. He can't even shop at Old Navy (nothing over size 42W)
"Chris Christie Sends Obamacare Back To Kitchen"
Jabba probably thought he saw some curly strands of gray hair on his mandate plate.
"rubbing grease on their bums"
Hey pal, this is AMERICA. You better be talking about HOBOS.
Hoboican Americans.
There is no Sizzler in New Jersey, Mr. Newell.
Governor Christie ate it.
Wanna stop feeling sorry for yourself today? -Some human being actually has the job of laundering Christie's underwear …and it's not you. And how good a reach-around job do you think Chris manages with the Charmin'…?
Weren't health care exchanges a Republican idea? Why does Christie hate Republicans? That un-American commie bastard! Recall!
Christie has already taken preliminary steps to form an exchanges by successfully applying for $8.7 million in planning and research grants from the Obama administration. It is unclear what will happen to that money.
Pizza. A year's supply.
Jesus, he looks like Fatty Arbuckle's great great grand love child.
When he suffers a heart attack and the EMTs cant find his insurance card, they can take him to some crack whore hospital.
i just can't get past:
dude. is. fat.
In NJ: ALL OBAMACARE PATIENTS ENTER THROUGH BACK DOOR
He is only against Obamacare because it excludes lipo suction for fat fucks. Sour grapes from the fat ass Gov. I do hear that SlimFast is reimbursable however Go figure…
The picture looks like Fatty Arbuckle is trying to get his grapefruit-sized prostrate to relax enough for him to pee.
Hey Wonkette, surely you are creative enough to come up with something other than fat-hating jokes about Chris Christie? It's his politics that are the problem, not his weight.
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