IS SHE RIGHT LADIES???????  1:40 pm May 9, 2012

Ousted Senator Lugar Says Something True, WaPo Needs Its Fainting Couch

by Liz Colville

ODIOUS MAN!

Richard Lugar, he of the many-termèd Indiana senate run, lost to fop Richard Mourdock in the state’s Republican primary Tuesday night, because Lugar is AULDE and believes in a passé political system similar to the one that John McCain believed in before he became a born-again baby. In his concession speech, Lugar very clearly outlined the insanity of the present-day Republican party and the “headwinds” he faced as a bipartisan-loving old softy running against the passed wind of the Tea Party. Well, that upset some people, because it was so rude. Melinda Henneberger of preeminent feminist blog SHE [UNDERSCORED WITH LIPSTICK] THE PEOPLE is one such (she)rson, and as part of a new, promising tactic at the Washington Post, Henneberger both cut and pasted bits of Lugar’s speech AND took on the voice of Lugar for her “news” “article” this morning and it’s probably going to get at least four pageviews discounting her own endless “open page in new tab” efforts. In her biggest play of the post, Henneberger says the Lugar campaign staff really should have “seen to it” that Lugar’s concession speech “was eaten by a computer virus.” OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

The number of original words in Henneberger’s post? About 180! Most of them exist in this paragraph:

A moment like this is one in which others should be — and were — touting your storied and honorable career, Senator. Yet there you are, undercutting their kind words by going on (and on) about being right in all regards.

Nice. But Lugar’s words are far more sassy than this lady’s attempts at jokes:

If Mr. Mourdock is elected, I want him to be a good Senator. But that will require him to revise his stated goal of bringing more partisanship to Washington. He and I share many positions, but his embrace of an unrelenting partisan mindset is irreconcilable with my philosophy of governance and my experience of what brings results for Hoosiers in the Senate. In effect, what he has promised in this campaign is reflexive votes for a rejectionist orthodoxy and rigid opposition to the actions and proposals of the other party.

Yes, well, Mourdock is a real winner, and disgustingly, Lugar said last night that he would still like to see Mourdock beat his Democratic opponent, Rep. Joe Donnelly. Among Mourdock’s accomplishments in life thus far, he has “questioned the constitutionality of Medicare and Social Security” and has called a lawsuit about the validity of the government’s backing of Chrysler’s bankruptcy his “Rosa Parks moment. I knew there would be consequences for taking this on.” Hmm, what are those consequences? Fiscally conservative and ignorant white men finally being free to live as equals in the eyes of society? No, fiscally conservative and ignorant white men still have a long way to go in their hard and long-overdue fight, because Mourdock lost the case. [Washington Post/The Hill]

 
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738838 May 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Looks like the Dems might just win that seat now.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Especially with that whole SEC investigation.

Oh, wait, I forgot that criminal acts are a plus to Republicans.

Negropolis May 10, 2012 at 2:22 am

Does it really? Because it doesn't, to me.

738838 May 10, 2012 at 7:56 am

I dunno. Seems logical to me.

skoalrebel May 9, 2012 at 1:45 pm

He's just pissed because the other Dick is bigger. [spit!] Suck it, Dick!

Biel_ze_Bubba May 9, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Rep. Boner is not amused by your Dick jokes.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm

HAIRY REED LIBEL!

Callyson May 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I wish I didn't see what you did there…

hagajim May 9, 2012 at 1:46 pm

unrelenting partisan mindset is irreconcilable with my philosophy of governance

That's the message we all ought to be sending to these dicks in D.C. You were sent to do a job (run the country), now fucking do it, and if you don't, I will find someone who will two years/four years/six years from now.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I think the majority of Americans agree.
Problem is, they mean everyone other than their dick.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Fine, but the message from the teabaggers is that "running the country' is a bad thing, and the less of it the better.

Negropolis May 10, 2012 at 2:22 am

That's exactly what the tea party believes.

In and off itself, it's not some positive idea. I keep hearing "fix it" as if this means the same thing to everybody. It doesn't. The tea party's idea of "fixing it" means further breaking it from my perspective. "Fixing it" is such a vague and easy notion. People need to get more specific about what they mean. "Fix it" is a convenient talking point people who don't know the first thing about how government works use because it instinctively sounds good but means nothing or everything.

bumfug May 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Indiana republicans responded to Lugar's speech, saying "Good riddance! Him with his common sense and ability to get stuff done. It's the work of the Devil, I tell ya!"

Biel_ze_Bubba May 9, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Nice bit of misdirection there, if I do say so myself.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Yes. Congratulations to you Biel. The lake of fire just got a bit closer.

Gratuitous World May 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Yes, this is a fine (and often overlooked) critique of legislative disfunction, but who does Lugar think Mitt will pick for VP? WHO?!?!?!

memzilla May 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Rmoney/Bender 2012!

MosesInvests May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

VP Bender to a distinguished Senator-"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Generation[redacted] May 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm

"He won on his campaign slogan of kill all humans. But like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver."

Designer_Rants May 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Mourdock? More like, "More COCK!" Amirite?

memzilla May 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Say, you know who else believed that there should be no dissenting voices among the elected representatives of the State… ?

jodyleek May 9, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Greg Marmalard?

anniegetyerfun May 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Well, I don't know if Stalin believed in electing representatives, but among his hand-picked cronies, I'm sure there was very little dissent. I mean, among the ones he left alive.

memzilla May 9, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Stalin believed in electing representatives. He also believed that "it's not he who votes that counts, it's he who counts the votes."

RedneckMuslin May 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm

That's easy. Cheney/Bush

Generation[redacted] May 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Rufus T. Firefly?

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Preston Brooks?

weejee May 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Time to toss the WaPoo (two ohs Liz) under the bus parakeet.

chascates May 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Rightwing blogs are aflame now, saying this proves he wasn't a conservative and unworthy of their support.

Bipartisanship? BAH!

Maman May 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm

A pity that old school Republicans can't tell the truth until they are defeated.

JustPixelz May 9, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Lugar was so old, it was a new school when he started.

As we say in my house, "you're lyin' like a Republican".

He's still a senator. Perhaps his newly spoken truths will lead him away from being part of Team No for the rest of the year.

rickmaci May 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Rosa Parks moment? More like a Martin Bormann experience.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I took that ride at Nazi Unified German Disneyland.

It was not fun

FNMA May 9, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Didn't the Martin Bormann Experience open for Spinal Tap during its '75 tour?

rickmaci May 9, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Not sure of the date but for sure only for the Nuremberg concert.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Further proof that Conservatives are rejecting reality, as it has a well known liberal bias.

OkieDokieDog May 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm

I kinda feel sorry for the old GOPers who are/have been getting their asses kicked by rejectionist orthodoxy. But then they're the ones who had sexytime with the RWNJ evangelical zealots and birfed the Teahadists.

I coulda told them to abort, but noooooooo. You reap what you sow, GOP.

anniegetyerfun May 9, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Yeah, I feel a bit of sympathy as well, but hey, these are the people who refused to stand up and admit that, even if they didn't agree with what the President says, he is still the MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT and should be accorded SOME respect. No, they acted like a bunch of goddamn babies, every last one of them. And now the chickens are coming home to roost (etc, other farm metaphors).

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm

What I don't understand is Joe Lieberman loses in his primary challenge, so he runs as an Independent and wins. Why don't these people like Lugar and Bob Bennett do the same thing?

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

It depends on state law. Most states don't allow a primary loser to run in the general, like Connecticut does; that why Arlen Specter switched parties before the primary (then lost in the Dem primary anyway), and why Lisa Murkowski had to mount a write-in campaign.

fuflans May 9, 2012 at 8:26 pm

yeah, but so do we.

EatsBabyDingos May 9, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Of course Lugar had it coming. He used to go to places like "Africa" for his Congressional fact finding, rather than "Paris" or "Rome." Actually knew Africa was a bunch of countries. Acted like being an "American" more important than a "Republican."

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I bless the rains down in "Africa"

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 2:06 pm

ARRGH NOT AGAIN!

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm

#WINNING

GuyClinch May 9, 2012 at 1:51 pm

This is good news. Only when the GOP concludes its not-at-all racist (of course not!) hissy-fit by electing more dicks like Mourdock will they eventually be able to return to the moderately sensible likes of Lugar. They have to get their little tantrum over with, the poor dears. Just let the cock-colicky little babies in their Vitter diapers cry and shit themselves to oblivion.

edgydrifter May 9, 2012 at 1:51 pm

WaPo: Bravely committed to documenting issues of no interest to anyone.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm

SHEeple

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Oh please let Indiana be 2012's Delaware / Nevada.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 9, 2012 at 1:53 pm

So, the Republicans are running this year on a platform of rejecting anything anyone but the Koch Brothers, Grover Norquist or the Club for Growth says?

Now that is leadership, if by leadership, you mean throwing a tantrum and saying no over and over again. At least the four-year olds in this country have some representation in Congress now.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Talk about leading from the behind…

HistoriCat May 9, 2012 at 2:58 pm

DON'T get me started on Grover Norquist – I really don't want the Editrix to come down on me for breaking the commenting rules.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm

If we had an actual Free Press in this country, I would have to imagine that by now, Mr. Norquist would be the subject of some of that old-timey investigative reporting.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Lugar was a Communist. Just look at his record of opposing nuclear annihilation and the return of Jeebus.

CivicHoliday May 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Good luck, Hoosiers. Always knew there was a reason that we here in Missouri use that word as derogatory term.

UnholyMoses May 9, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Though more in the eastern part of the state — I never heard it until college. We in KC call them "White Trash Morons."

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm

"Rosa Parks" moment?

Maybe he's comparing the lawsuit to her getting her first period?

Dildeaux May 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Lugar gets all pissy about his party moving into alternate reality. Asshat, its been going on for evah.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm

One of my accomplishments is questioning the humanity of movement conservatives. I propose harvesting their useful organs.

Sharkey May 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Ewwww, Hennebergers are nothing but pink slime.

Gratuitous World May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

He should've exited gracefully like Evan Bayh – when he realized he had no chance in hell of being President and it became increasingly difficult to steer more money to Wellpoint.

Lucidamente1 May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Fiscally conservative and ignorant white men.

I think you mean Ignorant white men who think they are fiscally conservative but blow holes in the deficit every time they get in power because they serve up huge tax cuts to rich jerkoffs who don't need them and that aren't offset by any actual savings.

Baconzgood May 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Man the hits keep comming. This tea party bunch is just plain fucking them selves.

Failed_2_Menace May 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Alliteration catches up to everyone in time. Lugar beat Birch Bayh in '74, Floyd Fithian in '82 and Jim Jontz in '94, but he couldn't stop the clockwork momentum of Dick 'Dock.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I'm so stealing using that.

RedneckMuslin May 9, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Lugar defeated Vance Hartke (the one that made hemodialysis more available). Birch Bayh was defeated by…wait for it…..Dan Quayle.

Failed_2_Menace May 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I stand corrected – bad memory on my part. If only an easily accessible research source existed that could have allowed me to check my facts before posting them, but, alas, we are all of us condemned to snarking off the tops of our heads.

Besides, the real facts screw up my carefully constructed narrative, so like any good Amurrican I must reject them.

RedneckMuslin May 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm

You remembered Floyd Fithian and that's not nothin'.

memzilla May 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm

The GOP is supported by Commies: "…immigrants from the former Soviet Union are far more apt to vote for Republicans than are most New Yorkers…"

Wile E. Quixote May 9, 2012 at 2:39 pm

And former red diaper baby and Black Panther stooge David Horowitz is also a conservative. Oh, and Irving Kristol was a Trotskyite. Why do you think they call them "red" states?

OneYieldRegular May 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Orly?

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Opulence. I haz it.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Silly Fraulein Hennenberger. Her statement appears to suggest that she is pro "governance". That's one of those evil things government sometimes tries to do. Get with the program lady,

ManchuCandidate May 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I miss Lugar. He was great in Barney Miller.

Wait… whut?

owhatever May 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm

The Party of No marches onward toward the cliff.

Fairtackle May 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Hmm, I used that writing technique with the Encyclopedia Brittanica for reports in junior high and got Cs.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Hmmm, things just get interestinger every day. At this point, the GOP has so completely rejected bipartisanship that even mere "partisanship" is now unacceptable and must be purged. Now, nothing less than blind raging fanatacism will do.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:33 pm

It worked well for 1930's Germany.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 9, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Doesn't it warm your hearts to know that there is a party in this country that is willing to stand up to reasonableness, compromise, and actually working out the problems that face this country.

ElPinche May 9, 2012 at 2:04 pm

According to Morecock, I guess my "Rosa Parks" moment is when I walked into my company Halloween party as "Transvestite Hitler." ( accompanied by my James Meredith-like buddy dressed as "Yoda Nazi"). It felt like we finally broke loose after centuries of oppression and slavery .

Oblios_Cap May 9, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I guess losing his election might have finally wiped that smile off of Lugar's face. I always thought he was born that way.

weejee May 9, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Can we convince the Hoosiers to be like the Indy 500 and just keep turning left?

ttommyunger May 9, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Let the vetting of this small-time politician begin. I'm betting this Tea Party Darling has more skeletons in his closet than Indianans can handle. Should be fun to watch.

gurukalehuru May 9, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I'm guessing he's gay.

ttommyunger May 9, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Bill Orally look-alike motherfucker.

SayItWithWookies May 9, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Dick Lugar saying something intemperate is news in itself — of course, that smiling go-along-to-get-along dumbass neglected to mention that he let this revolution happen through his own blissful complacency. I hope his "I told you so" pronouncement is just as weighty when the GOP crashes and burns because of its ideological hideboundedness — ideally it'll happen in November when he's still in office.

MissTaken May 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

But that will require him to revise his stated goal of bringing more partisanship to Washington

RINO.

MissTaken May 9, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Until Mourdock releases an "I'm Not A Witch" commercial I will assume he is.

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Well of course he's not a witch! He's a man; therefore he would be a warlock instead.

niblick77 May 9, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Mitt Romney claims he stood up and offered Rosa Parks his seat on the bus.

Wile E. Quixote May 9, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Oh, I thought Mitt Romney put Rosa Parks in a seat on top of the bus.

June_Cleaver2.0 May 9, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I don't feel an ounce of sympathy for Lugar. He was just as rejectionist as the next Republican SOB. The only thing he could have done when he saw the teabaggers coming for him was to go out with some dignity. Oympia Snowe is another hypocritical Repub that voted like a Kentuckian for the last three years. She quit because she feels like a ho.

Come here a minute May 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm

How dare they tell this old white guy to sit in the back of the bus.

barto May 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Senate needz moar dick…

UnholyMoses May 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Now just think what would have happened if Lugar had said something about his party's shift into madness BEFORE he was defeated …

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 3:35 pm

He would have been bad mouthed on Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Eve8Apples May 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Now that Indiana has rejected Lugar, will Indiana be returning all of the earmarks, tax breaks and stimulus money Lugar funneled to their state during his career?

Wile E. Quixote May 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Fuck Lugar, what a whiner. This asshole sat around for years and said and did nothing while the Republican party went completely and totally batshit insane and now that he's had his ass handed to him by one of the rabid morons who has taken over the party he's suddenly warning about the dangers of excessive partisanship? What a fucking dick. It's as if Martin Niemoller, instead of writing the poem First they came… after he was released from Dachau had instead made a pissy little speech about how sure, first the Nazis came for the Communists, the Trade Unionists and the Jews and I said nothing, but hey, that's because they deserved it, they were communists, trade unionists and Jews, fuck them. But then those fucking Nazi bastards came for me and threw my ass in Dachau and that shit was totally out of line!

OneYieldRegular May 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm

I can't believe that Dickens didn't have a character named Mourdock.

Sir_Fartz_Alot May 9, 2012 at 3:43 pm

does anyone else think Mourlock looks like Grandpa Munster ?

GuidanceRo_Man May 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

"Henneberger says the Lugar campaign staff really should have “seen to it” that Lugar’s concession speech “was eaten by a computer virus.” OOOOOOOOOOOOOH."

Just wanted to congratulate your creative use of the italics, madam! Bully! Bully I say!

BZ1 May 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

Not that Dick Lugar (again, great porn name, Repubs really go in for that) wasn't conservative, he wasn't completely bats**t crazy enouf..

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