Nearly Half Of West Virginia Democrats Vote For 'Inmate No. 11593-051' Over Barack Obama

 
 Well, here is some fine post-Election Day news for you! Seems another Democrat besides President I Guess It Rains Down In Africa was on the primary ballot in West Virginny, and, with 83 percent of precincts reporting, 40 percent of the Democrats there voted for him! So who is Keith Judd? Well, he is currently serving 17 years for extortion, and about him nothing else is known. Those election results seem ... odd somehow? Almost as if the mountain-mama "Democrats" roundabouts might have some other sort of reason not to vote for their party's standard bearer! What could it be?

It is probably because President Obama spiked the football too much on killing Bin Laden, we bet. Nope. No other possible reason.

[ ABC ]