Duh winningCongratulations on your Wisconsin GOP primary victory in your recall vote, Scott Walker! And congratulations too on having devoted heroic supporters like Jeffrey Radle, who was hospitalized when he jumped in front of his bitch estranged wife’s SUV to keep her from voting against you! Why wouldn’t she just shut her mouth and vote the way he told her to? AND WHERE IS HIS GODDAMN SANDWICH?

Tell us more, Journal-Sentinel!

The pair had been arguing early Tuesday afternoon over who she was going to vote for in the gubernatorial recall election primary, said Chippewa Falls Police Chief Wendy L. Stelter.

“She was planning on voting for a certain candidate, and it wasn’t the candidate he wanted her to vote for,” Stelter said.

When Amanda Radle, 30, attempted to pull out, Jeffrey Radle, 36, stood in front of her, according to a police department statement. She nudged him with the vehicle several times.

Each time he would “retreat and re-establish his ground,” the release said. “At one point he climbed onto the hood.”

When she finally attempted to drive around him, Jeffrey Radle jumped in front of the vehicle and was hit. Amanda Radle left the scene and went to the police department to report the incident, the release said. “These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap,” said Radle’s brother, Mike Radle, describing himself and his brother as firm supporters of Walker, the subject of the recall.

Fuckin’ women, thinking they can vote and drive. Bet she wants surgery, free birth control, and an SBA loan next. Dumb cunt. [JournalSentinel, via Wonkette operative “Burrito Bandit”]

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  • skoalrebel

    For better, for worse. But there are fuckin' limits! [spit!]

  • PuckStopsHere

    Let me get this straight. It was the crap-pulling, crazy liberal nut who stood in front of the 3-ton SUV, right?

    • SorosBot

      Hey, that was a woman who wanted to vote for someone other than the candidate her husband told her to vote for; of course that makes her a crazy liberal nut.

    • larrykat

      I live among mouth-breathing fuckheads much like these Radles… let me tell you, his statement qualifies as reasonin' around here.

    • Guppy

      Only a crazy liberal nut would think a woman should vote.

    • GOPCrusher

      I can only imagine that we will see this scene repeated many times on the first Tuesday in November when wives inform their wingnut husbands that they intend to to vote for the President.

  • Barb

    Good thing she wasn't driving a Probe. God knows where she would have targeted on his body.

    • Honey? Would you be a dear and get the newspaper on the ground at the end of the driveway?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      We had a story of a wife running down a hubby here in Texas a few years ago. She went forward, then back, then forward again.

      Even at the height of my frustration with my Ex, I'd only run over her once.

      "All my ex's "lived" in Texas…."

      • HistoriCat

        The Clara Harris case?

        • Jus_Wonderin

          Yes, that's the one!!

  • He RETREATED????

    Sarah Palin haz a sad

    • Giveusabob

      He'll rally and earn his Darwin Award in no time. I have confidence in him.

      • "His last words were said to be, 'Oooooh! Dat scwewy wabbit!'"

  • Boy, after that bro-in-law's statement, the next family reunion will be AWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

  • Biff


  • Mittens Howell, III

    Good man, I call on all Scott Walker supporters to jump in front of oncoming traffic.

    For FREEDOM!!

    • Oblios_Cap

      "Walk for Walker"

  • ph7

    Amanda Radle successfully found a man to rattle.

  • memzilla

    "Fuckin’ women, thinking they can vote and drive."

    Mr. Radle would be very at home in Saudi Arabia, except for the Muslin thing.

    • Giveusabob

      Next they'll be wanting to chew gum too! While driving! When's the Redneck Sharia finally going to put a stop to these outrages?

      • SKOAL OR GTFO!

        • bagofmice

          Show me your cans!

  • FNMA

    Amanda, little advice: Next time, after you hit him, back up over his body, just to make sure.

    • You sound as if you speak from experience.

    • \ rinse and repeat as needed.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      that's rule #4- doubletap. Assuming, of course, that wingnut zombies are like the other kind.

  • No, it was the immortal, "never gon' git sick, never gon' die, don't need no frikkin union t' proteck my jerb" conservative.

    I wonder…what if his insurance decides its a self-inflicted wound and refuses to pay for his injuries?

    • redarmyzombie

      It would be justice!

  • AddHomonym

    Something tells me the honeymoon is over with these two.

    • Shit just got Republican.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Some couples are a little too into make-up sex.

  • following new "Voter ID" laws, Wisconsin's next line of defense in ensuring voter suppression is the pending, " 'Former Significant Other Who Takes The Packers a Little Too Seriously' Road Obstruction Bill"

  • Mittens Howell, III

    He would "retreat and re-establish his ground".


  • Walker Transportation Platform:

    Anti-High speed Rail /
    Pro-Low Fucntioning Human Road Blocks

    • Biff

      Damn it, I hate speed bumps!

  • DaRooster

    "I'll show you. I'm gonna jump in front of a moving vehicle and then you'll be sorry. Vote WALKEERRRRRRaaahhhh!!!"

  • Nesnora

    …and her truck nutz slapped him softly in his face as she drove over his body.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Incidentally, not the first time that a pair of nuts had touched his face.

    • Mittens Howell, III

      " killing me softly with truck nutz"

      The Fugees

    • OneYieldRegular

      Ssssh! Please remember that you signed an agreement not to reveal any part of the Wonkette collective novel currently under way.

    • GOPCrusher

      Tea Bagged by a truck.

      • GregComlish

        He was forwarned to teabag the liberal Dems before they teabagged him, but he did not listen

  • They still have police in Wisconsin?

    • ChernobylSoup

      Oh yes. They betrayed their fellow public workers, kept their bargaining rights, then became the Governor's personal goon squad. To protect and serve indeed.

      • horsedreamer_1

        At least the firefighters know they're next.

        The only favored cops in Wisconsin will be the domestic Xe, American Police Force.

  • Come here a minute

    And the SUV was union-made — it's a conspiracy.

  • This is why you should remove all the wingnutz from yer cars and bikes and replace them with proper closures: locknutz; nutz & lock washers; or your crazy relative's nutz.

  • DaRooster

    “These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap…”

    What, like jumping in front of moving vehicles? Oh… wait…


  • anniegetyerfun

    “These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap."

    You mean, voting for the candidate of their choice?

    • GregComlish

      I think he means reporting a spouse's criminal activity to the police.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Based on the evidence presented, I'd say Jeffrey and Mike have about 12 brain cells and five teeth between them

  • anniegetyerfun

    On a slightly more serious note, I hope that this woman gets out of that marriage ASAP. Plenty of restraining orders, also.

  • DaRooster

    Hey Amanda I would like to buy you a drink.

  • RedneckMuslin

    I has a boner for Ms Radle. She should be single in about 6 months. I'll look her up.

    • Ya might want to do a little Googling first. Based on my preliminary, um, "research" it could be a big win or an even bigger one, if you get my meaning.

      • "research"? Like her Facebook page? What's sad is it looks like they have kids together, and their dad is nucking futz.

  • SorosBot

    "These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap"

    It seems to me that the only crazy thing this woman did was marry a right-wing, misogynistic controlling douchebag.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Fuck her, this guy was OBVIOUSLY trying to stop her from taking away people's PERSONAL FREEDOMS and now she won't take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for moving him out of her way vehicularly. He's a hero, just like Scott Walker.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Greatest Spectacle in Racine!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    She should have ran his ass over and then backed over him again and then ran him over again and maybe dragged his body down the street under her truck, at least until the nearest speed bump knocked it off.

  • Arkoday

    All that strife and struggle by Mittens to invent and defend the auto-industry bailout, only to have a car attack one of its own? Horrible.

  • ingloriousbytch

    Amanda Radle left the scene and went to the police department to report the incident, the release said.

    The cops should've been her third stop. The first two being the polls then to a divorce attorney.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    I was thinking of buying a new Estranged Bitch SUV. I hear they seat 7 and really haul ass.

    • You can knock off your To-Do list in one trip!

  • metamarcisf

    What did he care who she voted for yesterday? The actual recall isn't for 27 days and Walker wasn't on any ballot yesterday. This makes even less sense than a Japanese game show.

    • SorosBot

      He was on the primary ballot and had a serious Republican challenger.

  • tihond

    Oh 'Sconny Nation.

  • elburritodeluxe

    He lets her drive??

  • When they renew their vows (as if):

    'Will you love him, comfort and keep him, forsaking all other remain true to him and not run him over with an SUV because he's an insecure jackass who is deathly afraid that Scott Walker Koch Blocker will lose as long as you both shall live?"

  • prommie

    This is not the most subtle voter-suppression scheme.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I think she showed remarkable restraint. I would have said that " Sorry he's a pancake now, Your Honor. I just didn't see him. "

    And one less vote for Walker.

  • So, apparently his plan was to "stand his ground" in front of the wife's SUV until the polls closed at 8 pm CST last night. Brilliance. Reince Priebus, that person catching up with you, that breath you feel on the back of your neck, that's future GOP star Jeff Radle.

    • tihond

      Joe the Plumber can start touring with Jeff the Speedbump.

  • ingloriousbytch

    This must be one of those perfect, Jeebus approved, straight marriages that North Carolina just voted to protect.

  • Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin must be a Soviet Russia colony. They not only let a married woman vote for a candidate her husband doesn't like but they have a FEMALE police chief.

    • not that Dewey

      She should have to recuse herself, like that Judge in SanFran. A female police chief could not possibly be unbiased in a case involving a woman.

  • mavenmaven

    Fox news "unbiased" reporting, as dictated by the Koch Bros:
    "Kohl-Riggs had no money and even less name recognition, while Walker is a national conservative hero who is shattering fundraising records as he fights to keep his job."

    • GOPCrusher

      Well, he's had to travel all over the country to fund raise because of the billions the unions are pouring in to Wisconsin to defeat him.
      That and he could only drum up $1.25 from in state contributors. And that came from his child's lemonade stand.

  • widestanceromance

    This episode is brought to you by the Party of Personal Responsibility.

  • nonbeliever7

    Chippewa Falls, where the women are strong, the men are mostly douchebags and all the children are looking to get the fuck out.

  • James Michael Curley

    When that first link led to an article where Walker was called a "national conservative hero" in the final graph it was no longer necessary to scroll up to discover it was a Fox News site.

  • howifeltersnach

    Why didn't he just take all her photo ID's? Then she couldn't vote for sure. Problem solved.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Scott Walker — the candidate favored by people who drink bathtub gin, climb into the tiger cage at the zoo, pick their nose with a nail gun and jump in front of moving vehicles.

    • Veritas78

      A.k.a. Darwin's proof.

  • notreelyhelping

    Hmm. Gets ugly around that house when it's time to pick out new drapes.

  • DonnyKerabotsos

    Perhaps this is an idea that would work on our more obstructionist congressional overlords.

    Let's see Mitch McConnell take a stand in front of that big armored limo next time he wants to grandstand about blocking Barry's agenda.

  • ZHollows

    Q: What do you call an intelligent, well dressed person in Chippewa Falls, WI?
    A: A visitor

    I'm kidding, I love Chippewa Falls. It's a beautiful town.

    I wish more Scott Walker supporters realized how delusional and crazy their side is. His speech last night was INSANE! He railed against outside union money funneling in to Barrett and Falk's campaign. Meanwhile, people cheered for Scotty not realizing 2/3 of his $25 million (yes, million!) campaign funds came from outside special interest groups. Sigh.

    • Naked_Bunny

      At least it's a pretty looney bin.

    • horsedreamer_1

      But AIG has Murican in it's name! Unions, meanwhile, are still trying to fight the Cold War.

  • TootsStansbury

    This story is hilarious. Two enthusiastic thumbs up. Or upfists.

  • Naked_Bunny

    "The matter has been referred to the Chippewa County district attorney's office for possible charges."

    Charges against who, exactly?

  • teebob2000

    Sharia law startin to look pretty good now, huh yokels???

  • Guppy

    And when we change the politics of the pedestrian in question, we get this.

  • not that Dewey

    What does urban dictionary say about the "Reverse Robert Novak"?

  • DahBoner

    Too bad she didn't just pull out a gun and kill her teatard husband, since he was threatening her and essentially kidnapping her.


  • Callyson

    I'm in favor of Scott Walker supporters standing in front of moving cars…in fact, I'm in favor of Republicans across the country doing the same…

  • Nostrildamus

    From the Journal-Sentinel: "Aman da Radle left the scene and went to the police department to report the incident, the release said."


  • owhatever

    I guess I won't be retiring to Wisconsin.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Patriotic Republicans, take note! Forget about everything else you've been doing so far to suppress the vote. This, my friends, is the one proven, highly effective vote suppression strategy that all of you should engage in immediately.

  • Tundra Grifter

    If your friend jumped in front of a moving SUV, would you?

  • niblick77

    I blame the person who first gave her a pair of shoes to wear. (side note: Romney claims he invented shoes)

  • elgin_pelican

    "Your Honor, I saw he was holding a box of Skittles, and, well, you KNOW what that means."

  • rickmaci

    Sign at next TeaTardy rally in Madison.

    "Don't (tire) tread on me!"

  • ttommyunger

    The Crazy is strong this week in 'Merika.

  • a_pink_poodle

    Those damn liberals. Always running over people who jump in front of their moving vehicles!

  • Who taught her how to drive, Nancy Reagan?

  • Needs moar "standing your ground".

  • You jump in front of a moving SUV, and she's the crazy one?

  • GregComlish

    Dear Dipshit: Next time you want to throw a infantile tantrum to support your equally infantile political beliefs, you should wait until the actual election when it might matter, instead of the fucking primary election where Scott Walker is guaranteed victory.

    • redarmyzombie

      Hey, it's his loss..

  • Negropolis

    Yes, but my only question is was the SUV a foreign or domestic? Buy American!

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