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Why Is The Jack-Booted Government Arresting All These Nice White Supremacists?

Wake up SHEEPLEHello, it is called “freedom to assemble” and “freedom of association” and “freedom of speech” and “freedom to try to manufacture ricin” and it is IN THE CONSTITUTION, SHEEPLE. Why is the government illegally arresting all these various white supremacists just because they are trying to start a race war? Because Barack Obama wants your guns, that is why. RISE UP! (Please don’t rise up.)

Let us document the law enforcement atrocities.

Law enforcement officials in central Florida have been rounding up members of a white supremacist group who were allegedly training with weapons at a rural Osceola County compound. The training was reportedly in preparation for a coming “race war.” [Also: ricin.]

In Alaska on Monday, a 12-member jury was selected in the trial of three militia members who are accused of planning to kill judges and police, according to the Anchorage Daily News. In Georgia on Tuesday, two militia members who had allegedly planned to attack government workers and buildings attended a pretrial hearing after two of their alleged conspirators agreed to cooperate with federal prosecutors, according to the Associated Press.

Oh noez they are going to arrest all these brave Nazi patriots and send them to the FEMA Camps, on the FEMA Trains, just for trying to start a race war and insurrection against the Mud People/Brown Hordes of Amerikkka! Be afraid, America. Next, will they come for YOU? [ChicagoTribune]

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  1. Barb

    These photos look like the cantina scene from Star Wars.

    Don't you actually have to be supreme to claim to be a supremacists? These guys aren't even B-list material.

      1. Barb

        So, it's the ice cold diarrhea the next morning that is making these people so surly?

          1. BerkeleyBear

            Real White Supremecists wouldn't eat nothing from no goddamn next door to Africa Sicilian mud people. Good ol' American trash pie or nothing.

          2. tessiee

            "They pretend its a real pizza from an Italian pizzeria."

            I'm pretty sure that if these Cletus and Brandine types ever ventured into the kind of American city that has a real Italian pizzeria (i.e., population of more than 100, not all of whom are white Baptists), they'd pee their XXXXL made in china walmart pants.

            However, the secondary result of that is more real pizza for the rest of us, so I'm cool with it.

      2. teebob2000

        Sweet Jesus these people are… ick!!! If them being supreme is wrong, I don't want to be white!

    1. MaxUdargo

      I've always wondered why the most pathetic examples of the white race are always the ones who claim to be supreme. How come you never see Brad Pitt or John Hamm leading a neo-Nazi parade? That would at least make a little bit of sense.

    1. Terry

      Swastikas on the forehead is a great way for these guys to warn the rest of us before they even speak.

    2. FakaktaSouth

      I was wondering if perchance the neck area was where the "blackness" gets into a person or something – thereby explaining the need to somehow block it out with ink? I dunno, that shit is gross. (I was young in the early 90s, and like all GenX losers was marked and identified as such with a tiny tattoo on my person, so I feel I can talk shit)

        1. BerkeleyBear

          And some of us were Gen X+ or whatever and only want to get one now in our middle years. And it won't be tiny, if we ever hit the combination of time, interest, intoxication and proximity to semi-reputable tattoo artist.

          1. Tundra Grifter

            I am grateful that multi-fecta never hit when I was working down in St. Thomas.

        2. FakaktaSouth

          If you were not in fact so inspired by the 1992 Lollapalooza show, wherein Anthony Kiedis whipped his hat off by throwing his head back in a cascade of 2ft of glorious brown locks of lust – thus resulting in your first non-contact total body orgasm – and a purple daisy tattoo in between your hip and hoohah – we just weren't the same kind of losers…

          1. SorosBot

            No, never went to Lollapalooza. Although in college, so starting in 1994, I grew my hair out so that I had eventually two and a half or so feet of bright red locks of my own.

          2. tessiee

            "I grew my hair out so that I had eventually two and a half or so feet of bright red locks of my own."

            ::fap::

            What???
            I like men with long hair. Sue me.

          3. tessiee

            "Anthony Kiedis whipped his hat off by throwing his head back in a cascade of 2ft of glorious brown locks of lust"

            Also, could that man shake his ass!
            ::fap::

          4. Chet Kincaid

            The pseudonymous "Chet" actually read his work at the poetry side stage at one of the Lolla stops in the '90s. He is in that narrow "older than X-ers but annoyed with older Boomers" demo.

        3. HistoriCat

          I feel that you're infringing on my territory as the only Gen Xer who never had anything tattooed or pierced. Please tell me you had something pierced! (I don't need details.)

          1. SorosBot

            Nope, no piercings either. And there's at least one other Gen Xer here without tattoos.

          2. MissTaken

            That's me! But I did have my nose pierced for a couple of years. Still have two holes in each ear, though.

            I can't even keep the same haircolor for a year, so a tat would drive me bonkers.

  2. Come here a minute

    At least the goverment has not abridged their freedom to look like shit in a mug shot.

    1. Serolf_Divad

      You have the right to look like you dropped out of Junior High to cook meth make babies. If you give up that right, any thing you say and do will not be taken all that seriously by your psycho drug addled peers.

  3. skoalrebel

    More government persecution of true patriots. [spit!] I'm gonna make a Calendar For True Patriots featuring these photos in a month-by-month display of what makes America great. Patriot Pin-ups, Baby!

    1. Barb

      Move over and give me some of that chaw, dammit. I want to be Miss September, please. Where is the casting couch? What do you mean it's a Barcalounger? Is that pleather?

    2. JustPixelz

      Your winger calendar will be economical too. No February (Black History Month). Or May (Cinco de Mayo). Or June (Juneteenth!). You'll still need April (Hitler's birthday), September (but only the 11th), and — of course — Cocktober.

      1. Chet Kincaid

        In October, skoalrebel can get back to what the founders intended: celebratin' White Columbus instead of runnin' TV spots about Puerto Ricans!!

  4. DaRooster

    Nothing says "Hire me" more than face and neck tattoos…

    First ones to claim, "They're takin' our jerbs!"

    1. HELisforHEL

      I'll never understand that. Because unless you work in a Tattoo parlor or some form of entertainment (other than acting), or in the design/creative fields, odds are you ain't gettin' that there jerb.

      And as I'm betting that none of these "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son" types went to Ringling School of Art or CalArts or Maryland Institute, etc., etc., they're not getting those getting rarer-by-the-day primo creative jerby things that will allow them to have ink all over the place anyway.

      I don't care what anyone does with their skin, but they really shouldn't be surprised if a blah or other-insert-hue-here individual that doesn't have neck & face tats beats them out for that job at the Quickie Mart.

      1. tessiee

        Somewhere along the line, when I wasn't paying attention, I've apparently become a boring old fart.

        Last job interview I had (about a month ago), interviewer asked me if I had any "visible piercings".
        Me: ??? Well, my ears are pierced; that's visible when I wear my hair pulled back into a ponytail… [then belatedly getting it] Oh!

      2. Shellwith2Ls

        The guy who did my tattoo told me that it's a bad idea to have visibles tatts, unless you actually are a tattoo artist. Clearly these people didn't go to him.

    2. GOPCrusher

      We had a young woman that worked in our office that was festooned with many facial piercings. Eye brows, nose, few in her lip, etc. and office policy was that she couldn't wear them at work. Looking at her with all those holes in her face was just as disgusting than if she would of wore the jewelry.

  5. OneYieldRegular

    I'll be needing some rappelling gear to get up that forehead lower right center and some Extra Extra Crazy Glue to stay on the summit once I get there.

  6. Radiotherapy

    All eight defendants have expressed their full support of the Romney/Ryan budget plan.

    1. JustPixelz

      I live in a mostly non-white area. I'm starting to not like white people so much. Mostly while shaving for some reason. I guess I'm racist now. HEY! The Repubicans erased Obama's white half. Maybe they can do something with both my white halves.

      1. HELisforHEL

        Seriously. My neighborhood is a mixed-bag of skin tones, and the white trash that lives on the street complains that it's all gone to hell–meanwhile, they don't take care of their property at all, while all the blahs and Hispanos and LIE-brals surrounding their dump keep their modest homes neat and clean and good-neighborly. Some white folks really need to STFU and evolve.

        1. Baconzgood

          My hood is black, vietnamese, and gay. It's a well rounded bunch. We all get along and agree that we don't want the mormans living on the street anymore.

    1. bagofmice

      It works well as a highlight, like a few drops of scotch in your martini. Or in this case, last nights budweiser in your morning PBR.

    2. SorosBot

      Front neck tattoos especially; I don't think I've seen one of those before. Even the worst tattoo-covered hipsters I've seen usually follow the rule to only get them on parts of the body they can cover with clothing or hair should the occasion call for it.

      1. Sparky McGruff

        I thought the old rule was to never get a tattoo (or at least an offensive one) that can't be covered up by a long-sleeved full-collared dress shirt. I'm sure the Judge won't be swayed one bit by the nazi/klan tattoos on their necks.

      2. BerkeleyBear

        Come to Portland and I'll disabuse you of that notion. I've seen 60 year old dudes acting like the kindliest grandpa you ever met with neck ink. There seems to be a level between "rebellious phase but eventually I want a job where I wear a suit" and "fuck it, I'm covering my whole body with ink and joining the circus" where the neck/cleavage/hand tattoo somehow appeals to people. I don't get it – but then again, I don't get shaving your head in the image of somebody else, ear plugs so big even people in New Guinea are shaking their heads or nose dangles that look like permanent silver boogers.

        1. tessiee

          Hey, somehow I didn't see your comment before I posted mine. I'm in the neverland between Southeast Portland and East County.

          Also, WTF are those ear things?

          1. BerkeleyBear

            They are seriously fucked up, is all I know. And I see them all the time on the west side.

    3. tessiee

      I live in Portland, right in the Venn diagram between hipsters and whitetrash, so I see all kinds of tattoos. One day I was out and about running errands, when a guy in the same grocery store (or whatever it was) had a neck tattoo. Our respective thought balloons:
      Him: I've got a neck tattoo! I'm a total bad ass! I bet that lady has never even SEEN a neck tattoo! I bet she's SCARED of me!
      Me: Meh, it's some schmendrick with a neck tattoo.

      1. GOPCrusher

        Schmendrick. He he.
        Oh Arnold Horshack, where are you when your country needs you?

  7. prommie

    Nothing to do with decades of angry, hateful, divisive rhetoric from the right, of course. Thats not what encourages the crazy racist wingtards, not at all.

  8. Baconzgood

    Hmmm. A hefty percentage of bigoted ass holes have tattoos on thier necks. Ya learn somthing new everyday.

    1. chicken_thief

      That answer also covers "what do you call a white supremacist with a full set of teeth?"

      1. BerkeleyBear

        No, that would take a lot more of them (at least if you wanted teeth that weren't rotting de-laminated meth stumps.

  9. RedneckMuslin

    If they keep putting these people in jail, how are we ever going to fight a civil war and get rid of these people?

  10. Arken

    I didn't think you could get uglier and trashier than a neck tattoo, but cheek tattoos do it.

  11. prommie

    These people are the reason that this country has to come to grips with the issue of prison rape. I mean, look what it does to people, these are poster-children for the issue.

  12. Doktor StrangeZoom

    Puts me in mind of the time a guy with swastika tats came in to Family Court Services for help with his divorce paperwork.

    Daughter (age 6) was named "Aryan."

    (Incidentally, I'm going to be wrapping up the temp gig here soon; they went and hired somebody with actual clinical experience for the FT job, darn it…but they'll keep me on PT during the summer for clerical stuffs.)

    1. prommie

      Here in New Jersey, the State recently took a child away from some people like this, the reason being that they had named the child "Adolph Hitler Smith" or whatever their last name was.

      1. tessiee

        It must have really sucked for those men born in, say, 1920 through 1930-something, when Adolf was considered a perfectly good name to give your child.

        1. Chichikovovich

          I had a distant acquaintance – friend of a friend of a friend – in Germany who was actually born a little after WWII, and had been cursed with parents who thought it was a good idea to name him "Horst Wessel".

    2. Steverino247

      I WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.
      i WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.
      I WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.

      (Best of luck, Doc!)

    3. comrad_darkness

      I like to point out that Aryan has the same root as the Persian word Iranian. That always gets a funny stare.

      1. Chet Kincaid

        All that pre-WWII bullshit about "Aryans" as Nordic white people was just ignorant, made-up crap that had nothing to do with the real origin of the term in Brown-People Land. I laugh to myself about this whenever smug white scholars are making fun of the Afrocentrics for claiming ancient Egyptians were black.

        1. doloras

          Those people once claimed that Tibetans and Maoris were Aryan and therefore "really" white, so, yeah, have a big laugh.

  13. prommie

    Its just a shame the jack-booted thugs didn't take their ricin from their cold dead fingers.

  14. bureaucrap

    Aren't FL and AK full of these people? What did they do so awful to make them stand out? Aside from the gross tattoos, that is.

  15. Goonemeritus

    First they came for the Nazi’s and I was glad because I think Nazi’s are icky.

  16. elburritodeluxe

    First they came for the people with swastika neck tatts, but I had no swastika neck tatt so I didn't speak out…

    1. prommie

      I do have to admit that I am just fine with stereotyping people with swastika neck tattoos. I am fine with pre-judging them, even. I think that in this particular case, you can judge these books by their cover. In fact, you should judge them, pre-judge them, by their outward appearance. I don't care what their story is, what horrors of abuse and trauma, I don't feel it necessary to walk a mile in their shoes before blaming them. I disagree with swastika neck-tattoos, and I will NOT defend to the death anyone's right to have one.

      1. BerkeleyBear

        I'm pretty sure when you get the message tattoo, you are asking to be judged. Now, if it turns out there's someone with an inadvertent or unintentional swastika tatt (like they were forced to get it by their prison husband) maybe you can be excused – but then you'd think they'd have the decency to cover up.

      2. GOPCrusher

        I think Charles Manson kind of set a standard to go by to judge people that put a swastika on their forehead.

  17. Barb

    It's the multiple facial piercings too. Some of them look like they fell down the stairs while carrying a tackle box.

  18. Churadogs

    We need to send these nice people to Tampa for the Republican Convention. The mayor there pleaded with the Governor to ban guns in all downtown Tampa during the convention and the Gov. said Nooooo, Nope, Naw. So there will be a lively bunch of angry, excited, opinionated, armed-to-the-teeth people in a Stand Your Ground State all pissy and angry and all jammed together elbow to teeth in a hotter 'n hell Florida August . And I think these nice patriots should attend the party, too. I mean, what could go wrong with that plan?

  19. Goonemeritus

    This is an obvious attempt by Democrats to suppress the Republican voter turnout in the fall. If these patriots aren’t typical Republican voters I don’t know who is.

    1. tessiee

      They're the skanky girls of the GOP. The GOP needs them, wants to use them, but doesn't want to be seen associating with them in public.

  20. SorosBot

    That's weird; I hit control-F on the original article, searched for "terror", and got "Phrase not found". I'm sure this has nothing to do with these terrorists being white conservatives.

    1. comrad_darkness

      "classified as a weapon of mass destruction." is more of a concession than I expected.

  21. vodkamuppet

    If I had to pick a single group of people to wipe from the face of the earth, skinheads would be that group of people.

    1. tessiee

      If they were smart…
      OK, obviously, if they were smart, they wouldn't be living anywhere near Central Florida, but anyway…
      If they were smart, they'd turn it around to their advantage, e.g., "This is what it looks like when you have your current fuck give you a tattoo with a fork and a Sharpie; and that's why, if you want your neck tattoo to look good, have it done by a competent professional, like us".

  22. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    These photos are not a good arguement for white supremacy. More like an argument AGAINST incest. One of those women has a small twin head made of teeth and eyeballs growing out of the back of their head. Guy number seven (the pink one) looks exactly like a full grown fetus. Is it too late to abort him and shove him in a jar?

    1. Chet Kincaid

      That's some richly delicious contempt right there! See, you'd have just taken the easy way out if "skull-fucking" weren't frowned upon.

  23. Nesnora

    Bottom row, 2nd from right is sporting a nasty case of omg-my-meth-head-bubble-skull-is-about-to-pop.

  24. widestanceromance

    SNAWS

    (Spay and Neuter all White Supremacists. . .by whatever means available, such as a fistful of rusty nails or a car door)

    1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      I read that as cat door and have been sitting here for the last several minutes trying to figure out how one would nueter somebody with a cat door.

      1. widestanceromance

        HA! The cat door method might take hours, even days, and the most difficult part would be getting the trained cats needed to keep scratching, but goals are goals.

        1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

          Oh, I came up with a pretty efficient method. It involves tying a steak to the wang and putting a hungry doberman pinscher on the other side of the door. Completely unrelated: I watch too many horror movies.

          1. widestanceromance

            If there's enough post to lash it to. . .and these guys do not set off my hung-dar.

  25. chicken_thief

    I wonder if the bitch in the top row, 2nd from left got her broken nose from "walking into a door"?

  26. DemmeFatale

    My crazy 6'10" punk rock brother has neck tattoos, (cartoon bluebirds), but he now covers them up because they "attract the wrong people." DUH!!

    (He finally quit punk for the same reason.)

  27. James Michael Curley

    If you're going to live out on the edge and engage in activities you know are going to make you suspect in the opinion of law abiding people, you may want to cut back on the tats so when some innocent, shocked and bewildered bystander is asked for a description he can't say; "I really don't remember what s/he looked like, but s/he had a ???? tattooed under each eye."

    1. tessiee

      My guess would be that it's some kind of algorithm [? if that's the word I want] like
      Weight + number of tattoos – IQ
      But that's almost certainly too complicated for these folks, so your guess is probably the right one.

  28. Naked_Bunny

    Looks like one of those guys broke into the Wonka Factory to pilfer some of his chemical weapons and was foolish enough to chew the blueberry gum.

  29. Biff

    My ink-slinger doesn't charge for facial tattoos. He figures anyone crazy/stupid enough to get one deserves what they get.

  30. DahBoner

    That reminds me, just heard 2/3rds of Americans are overweight.

    Just like these fat fucks…

  31. tessiee

    I find this odd, because getting neck and face tattoos usually makes you really centered and peaceful, like Mike Tyson.

  32. comrad_darkness

    Note to future supremacists: If your face is more than 2% asymmetric, you don't qualify.

    (Or perhaps this is the Shannon Dougherty fan club and a great miscarriage of justice has been made or the cops are taking these mug shots using a fun house mirror.)

  33. mormos

    I love to point out that since geneticists recently discovered that Europeans interbreed with Neanderthals, making it likely that Asians interbreed with Erectus, the only “ethnically pure” race of homo sapiens are Africans (the blahs).

  34. sailingthestyx

    oops…they accidentally scooped up the RadioShack manager (lower left corner)…

  35. GOPCrusher

    Reading the article about this on Yahoo, one of these people was at least industrious enough to fortify the walls of his trailer and install gun ports.

  36. Chet Kincaid

    The group was also planning a "disturbance" at Orlando City Hall to recruit new members, according to court documents.

    The neo-nazis had conspired to kidnap the ethnic Disney Princesses® Pocahontas,™ Tiana,™ Jasmine™ and Mulan™, as well as as that French Bitch Belle™, threatening to execute them unless all racially offensive Disney cartoons are immediately released from the Disney Vaults.® Why, why, in the Happiest Place On Earth™?!

    Yes, there is a theme to my comments today.

  37. Chet Kincaid

    Each of the seven, including the apparent ringleader, Marcus Faella, 41, faces state felony charges of attempting to shoot into an occupied dwelling, evidence of prejudice while committing a crime, and violation of a [Florida] state "paramilitary training" statute. That statute makes it a crime to teach people to use deadly weapons or techniques with the knowledge that they will be "unlawfully employed for use in, or furtherance of a civil disorder in the United States."

    There is no way that any such law exists in the state of Florida!!

  38. Ducksworthy

    Hmm. Looks like the Romney cabinet will have to dig deeper into the base for candidates for Secretary of State and Treasury.

  39. ttommyunger

    Sadly, the grave holds the only cure for stupid. Born stupid, live stupid, die stupid.

  40. johnedens

    High percentage of fetal-alcohol syndrome-eyes-too-close-together in that bunch.

  41. joeytranchina

    Good thing they were incognito as circus geeks.

    Who would have suspected these citizens of anything insane?
    This ain't my revolution.

  42. Negropolis

    Oh, you marvelous Aryans! You glorious "superior race", you! Were it not for the Blahs and the Joos and the Messicans and the (fill in the blank), your trailer park dreams would come true.

    Oh, woe is the white man and his many burdens!

    This is what happens when yo mamma and pops don't love you enuff, or at least love hate more than they love their chillins. :(

  43. Tricky_Dick

    Why are they all so ugly? Geez, they should be conspiring to get facials and lipo suction before they do anything else.

  44. usuhname

    So we have
    mr. "i'll eat your heart in front of you"
    ms "im not sayin where the bodies are"
    mr "i was deemed too creepy to be a sith lord"
    ms "moonshine brewer of the year 08" …. etc
    scary bunch.

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