CREAM OF THE CROP  10:01 am May 9, 2012

Why Is The Jack-Booted Government Arresting All These Nice White Supremacists?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Wake up SHEEPLEHello, it is called “freedom to assemble” and “freedom of association” and “freedom of speech” and “freedom to try to manufacture ricin” and it is IN THE CONSTITUTION, SHEEPLE. Why is the government illegally arresting all these various white supremacists just because they are trying to start a race war? Because Barack Obama wants your guns, that is why. RISE UP! (Please don’t rise up.)

Let us document the law enforcement atrocities.

Law enforcement officials in central Florida have been rounding up members of a white supremacist group who were allegedly training with weapons at a rural Osceola County compound. The training was reportedly in preparation for a coming “race war.” [Also: ricin.]

In Alaska on Monday, a 12-member jury was selected in the trial of three militia members who are accused of planning to kill judges and police, according to the Anchorage Daily News. In Georgia on Tuesday, two militia members who had allegedly planned to attack government workers and buildings attended a pretrial hearing after two of their alleged conspirators agreed to cooperate with federal prosecutors, according to the Associated Press.

Oh noez they are going to arrest all these brave Nazi patriots and send them to the FEMA Camps, on the FEMA Trains, just for trying to start a race war and insurrection against the Mud People/Brown Hordes of Amerikkka! Be afraid, America. Next, will they come for YOU? [ChicagoTribune]

 

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Barb May 9, 2012 at 10:02 am

These photos look like the cantina scene from Star Wars.

Don't you actually have to be supreme to claim to be a supremacists? These guys aren't even B-list material.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

They order Domino's Supreme Pizza, so they fel entitled.

Barb May 9, 2012 at 10:13 am

So, it's the ice cold diarrhea the next morning that is making these people so surly?

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

No, that's normal.

Terry May 9, 2012 at 10:18 am

and risk eating something that was touched by, you know, one of THEM?

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:21 am

They pretend its a real pizza from an Italian pizzeria. The workers are just Sicilians with great tans

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

Real White Supremecists wouldn't eat nothing from no goddamn next door to Africa Sicilian mud people. Good ol' American trash pie or nothing.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:09 pm

"They pretend its a real pizza from an Italian pizzeria."

I'm pretty sure that if these Cletus and Brandine types ever ventured into the kind of American city that has a real Italian pizzeria (i.e., population of more than 100, not all of whom are white Baptists), they'd pee their XXXXL made in china walmart pants.

However, the secondary result of that is more real pizza for the rest of us, so I'm cool with it.

teebob2000 May 9, 2012 at 11:45 am

Sweet Jesus these people are… ick!!! If them being supreme is wrong, I don't want to be white!

MaxUdargo May 9, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I've always wondered why the most pathetic examples of the white race are always the ones who claim to be supreme. How come you never see Brad Pitt or John Hamm leading a neo-Nazi parade? That would at least make a little bit of sense.

Serolf_Divad May 9, 2012 at 10:05 am

Needs moar swastika tatoos carved into forehead.

Terry May 9, 2012 at 10:18 am

Swastikas on the forehead is a great way for these guys to warn the rest of us before they even speak.

FakaktaSouth May 9, 2012 at 10:22 am

I was wondering if perchance the neck area was where the "blackness" gets into a person or something – thereby explaining the need to somehow block it out with ink? I dunno, that shit is gross. (I was young in the early 90s, and like all GenX losers was marked and identified as such with a tiny tattoo on my person, so I feel I can talk shit)

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

Hey now, some of us are Gen X losers and have never had a tattoo.

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

And some of us were Gen X+ or whatever and only want to get one now in our middle years. And it won't be tiny, if we ever hit the combination of time, interest, intoxication and proximity to semi-reputable tattoo artist.

Tundra Grifter May 9, 2012 at 10:51 am

I am grateful that multi-fecta never hit when I was working down in St. Thomas.

FakaktaSouth May 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

If you were not in fact so inspired by the 1992 Lollapalooza show, wherein Anthony Kiedis whipped his hat off by throwing his head back in a cascade of 2ft of glorious brown locks of lust – thus resulting in your first non-contact total body orgasm – and a purple daisy tattoo in between your hip and hoohah – we just weren't the same kind of losers…

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 11:11 am

No, never went to Lollapalooza. Although in college, so starting in 1994, I grew my hair out so that I had eventually two and a half or so feet of bright red locks of my own.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm

"Anthony Kiedis whipped his hat off by throwing his head back in a cascade of 2ft of glorious brown locks of lust"

Also, could that man shake his ass!
::fap::

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 1:59 pm

The pseudonymous "Chet" actually read his work at the poetry side stage at one of the Lolla stops in the '90s. He is in that narrow "older than X-ers but annoyed with older Boomers" demo.

HistoriCat May 9, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I feel that you're infringing on my territory as the only Gen Xer who never had anything tattooed or pierced. Please tell me you had something pierced! (I don't need details.)

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Nope, no piercings either. And there's at least one other Gen Xer here without tattoos.

Poindexter718 May 9, 2012 at 10:05 am

Somebody needs to take them bowling.

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:06 am

Just remove the eyes for grip and their heads would roll pretty well.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:12 am

Sayyyyyy, so long as there's holes in them skulls…

Preferred Customer May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

Just make sure to ask before you do it.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:20 am

I had a dream, but I forgot what it was.

Come here a minute May 9, 2012 at 10:23 am

Everybody's coming home for lunch these days.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:13 pm

"Somebody needs to take them bowling."

Or give some cowboys some acid.

Negropolis May 9, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Best comment evah.

Come here a minute May 9, 2012 at 10:06 am

At least the goverment has not abridged their freedom to look like shit in a mug shot.

Serolf_Divad May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

You have the right to look like you dropped out of Junior High to cook meth make babies. If you give up that right, any thing you say and do will not be taken all that seriously by your psycho drug addled peers.

GeorgiaBurning May 9, 2012 at 10:35 am

I can see why they wore sheets over themselves, back in the day.

skoalrebel May 9, 2012 at 10:06 am

More government persecution of true patriots. [spit!] I'm gonna make a Calendar For True Patriots featuring these photos in a month-by-month display of what makes America great. Patriot Pin-ups, Baby!

Barb May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

Move over and give me some of that chaw, dammit. I want to be Miss September, please. Where is the casting couch? What do you mean it's a Barcalounger? Is that pleather?

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

Nope… it's a tailgate… see the nutz.

JustPixelz May 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

Your winger calendar will be economical too. No February (Black History Month). Or May (Cinco de Mayo). Or June (Juneteenth!). You'll still need April (Hitler's birthday), September (but only the 11th), and — of course — Cocktober.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm

In October, skoalrebel can get back to what the founders intended: celebratin' White Columbus instead of runnin' TV spots about Puerto Ricans!!

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:08 am

Nothing says "Hire me" more than face and neck tattoos…

First ones to claim, "They're takin' our jerbs!"

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

I'll never understand that. Because unless you work in a Tattoo parlor or some form of entertainment (other than acting), or in the design/creative fields, odds are you ain't gettin' that there jerb.

And as I'm betting that none of these "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son" types went to Ringling School of Art or CalArts or Maryland Institute, etc., etc., they're not getting those getting rarer-by-the-day primo creative jerby things that will allow them to have ink all over the place anyway.

I don't care what anyone does with their skin, but they really shouldn't be surprised if a blah or other-insert-hue-here individual that doesn't have neck & face tats beats them out for that job at the Quickie Mart.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Somewhere along the line, when I wasn't paying attention, I've apparently become a boring old fart.

Last job interview I had (about a month ago), interviewer asked me if I had any "visible piercings".
Me: ??? Well, my ears are pierced; that's visible when I wear my hair pulled back into a ponytail… [then belatedly getting it] Oh!

Veritas78 May 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

So your interviewer was blind?

Geminisunmars May 9, 2012 at 12:35 pm

But those tats do help them get jerbs as tow truck drivers.

Shellwith2Ls May 9, 2012 at 12:42 pm

The guy who did my tattoo told me that it's a bad idea to have visibles tatts, unless you actually are a tattoo artist. Clearly these people didn't go to him.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 1:22 pm

We had a young woman that worked in our office that was festooned with many facial piercings. Eye brows, nose, few in her lip, etc. and office policy was that she couldn't wear them at work. Looking at her with all those holes in her face was just as disgusting than if she would of wore the jewelry.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

That was no woman, that was Dennis Rodman!!

OneYieldRegular May 9, 2012 at 10:08 am

I'll be needing some rappelling gear to get up that forehead lower right center and some Extra Extra Crazy Glue to stay on the summit once I get there.

Barb May 9, 2012 at 10:12 am

That's not a forehead, more like a fivehead.

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:22 am

Gonna need a bigger hammer

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

Water on the brain?

chicken_thief May 9, 2012 at 10:37 am

Just water.

Mittens Howell, III May 9, 2012 at 10:08 am

Nazi version of the Brady Bunch.

weejee May 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

Madame Editrix, fess up now. You clipped these from Glenn Beck's family album, didn'tcha?

Radiotherapy May 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

All eight defendants have expressed their full support of the Romney/Ryan budget plan.

not that Dewey May 9, 2012 at 10:23 am

WHY DID NOBAMA LET PAUL RYAN TAKE AWAY OUR FOOD STAMPS

Baconzgood May 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

Racism is stupid.

(this comment is 100% snark free)

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

And it shows.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

In gigantic, water-filled foreheads.

JustPixelz May 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

I live in a mostly non-white area. I'm starting to not like white people so much. Mostly while shaving for some reason. I guess I'm racist now. HEY! The Repubicans erased Obama's white half. Maybe they can do something with both my white halves.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

Seriously. My neighborhood is a mixed-bag of skin tones, and the white trash that lives on the street complains that it's all gone to hell–meanwhile, they don't take care of their property at all, while all the blahs and Hispanos and LIE-brals surrounding their dump keep their modest homes neat and clean and good-neighborly. Some white folks really need to STFU and evolve.

Baconzgood May 9, 2012 at 11:52 am

My hood is black, vietnamese, and gay. It's a well rounded bunch. We all get along and agree that we don't want the mormans living on the street anymore.

littlebigdaddy May 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

Neck tattoos really bring out the crazy.

bagofmice May 9, 2012 at 10:19 am

It works well as a highlight, like a few drops of scotch in your martini. Or in this case, last nights budweiser in your morning PBR.

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

Front neck tattoos especially; I don't think I've seen one of those before. Even the worst tattoo-covered hipsters I've seen usually follow the rule to only get them on parts of the body they can cover with clothing or hair should the occasion call for it.

Sparky McGruff May 9, 2012 at 10:30 am

I thought the old rule was to never get a tattoo (or at least an offensive one) that can't be covered up by a long-sleeved full-collared dress shirt. I'm sure the Judge won't be swayed one bit by the nazi/klan tattoos on their necks.

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 10:53 am

Come to Portland and I'll disabuse you of that notion. I've seen 60 year old dudes acting like the kindliest grandpa you ever met with neck ink. There seems to be a level between "rebellious phase but eventually I want a job where I wear a suit" and "fuck it, I'm covering my whole body with ink and joining the circus" where the neck/cleavage/hand tattoo somehow appeals to people. I don't get it – but then again, I don't get shaving your head in the image of somebody else, ear plugs so big even people in New Guinea are shaking their heads or nose dangles that look like permanent silver boogers.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Hey, somehow I didn't see your comment before I posted mine. I'm in the neverland between Southeast Portland and East County.

Also, WTF are those ear things?

Geminisunmars May 9, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Antennae for signals from outer space.

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 4:00 pm

They are seriously fucked up, is all I know. And I see them all the time on the west side.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I live in Portland, right in the Venn diagram between hipsters and whitetrash, so I see all kinds of tattoos. One day I was out and about running errands, when a guy in the same grocery store (or whatever it was) had a neck tattoo. Our respective thought balloons:
Him: I've got a neck tattoo! I'm a total bad ass! I bet that lady has never even SEEN a neck tattoo! I bet she's SCARED of me!
Me: Meh, it's some schmendrick with a neck tattoo.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Schmendrick. He he.
Oh Arnold Horshack, where are you when your country needs you?

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:10 am

Why is the cast of "Jersey Shore" on Wonkette?

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

Proud parents I'm sure…

actor212 May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

And sisters and brothers, altho, you know, same persons.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Hell, the ones past the age of 26 are probably proud GRANDparents!

bagofmice May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

When does Instapundit become "Objectively pro-Nazi"?

mrblifil May 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

Worst. Cast. Of. The Real World. Evar.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:12 am

Nothing to do with decades of angry, hateful, divisive rhetoric from the right, of course. Thats not what encourages the crazy racist wingtards, not at all.

Baconzgood May 9, 2012 at 10:12 am

Hmmm. A hefty percentage of bigoted ass holes have tattoos on thier necks. Ya learn somthing new everyday.

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:13 am

What do you call a white supremacist with a 150 IQ?

This group.

RedneckMuslin May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

All of them, Katie.

chicken_thief May 9, 2012 at 10:39 am

That answer also covers "what do you call a white supremacist with a full set of teeth?"

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

No, that would take a lot more of them (at least if you wanted teeth that weren't rotting de-laminated meth stumps.

RedneckMuslin May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

If they keep putting these people in jail, how are we ever going to fight a civil war and get rid of these people?

Mittens Howell, III May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

Meth and politics, nice combo.

Arken May 9, 2012 at 10:14 am

I didn't think you could get uglier and trashier than a neck tattoo, but cheek tattoos do it.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:15 am

These people are the reason that this country has to come to grips with the issue of prison rape. I mean, look what it does to people, these are poster-children for the issue.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

Seriously, could we just all agree not to do rape jokes?

HistoriCat May 9, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I'm not sure prommie was making a joke …

Biff May 9, 2012 at 11:11 am

Wait–are they victims, perps, or the sad results?

Joshua Norton May 9, 2012 at 10:15 am

Next, will they come for YOU?

Please hurry. I really could use the rest.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

Puts me in mind of the time a guy with swastika tats came in to Family Court Services for help with his divorce paperwork.

Daughter (age 6) was named "Aryan."

(Incidentally, I'm going to be wrapping up the temp gig here soon; they went and hired somebody with actual clinical experience for the FT job, darn it…but they'll keep me on PT during the summer for clerical stuffs.)

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:23 am

Best of luck Dok…

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:23 am

Here in New Jersey, the State recently took a child away from some people like this, the reason being that they had named the child "Adolph Hitler Smith" or whatever their last name was.

Jus_Wonderin May 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

Smith?! How horrible!!!!11!!

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm

It must have really sucked for those men born in, say, 1920 through 1930-something, when Adolf was considered a perfectly good name to give your child.

Chichikovovich May 10, 2012 at 10:55 am

I had a distant acquaintance – friend of a friend of a friend – in Germany who was actually born a little after WWII, and had been cursed with parents who thought it was a good idea to name him "Horst Wessel".

Steverino247 May 9, 2012 at 11:45 am

I WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.
i WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.
I WILL NOT TELL TRUE STORIES OF FAMILY COURT SERVICES.

(Best of luck, Doc!)

comrad_darkness May 9, 2012 at 12:49 pm

I like to point out that Aryan has the same root as the Persian word Iranian. That always gets a funny stare.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:22 pm

All that pre-WWII bullshit about "Aryans" as Nordic white people was just ignorant, made-up crap that had nothing to do with the real origin of the term in Brown-People Land. I laugh to myself about this whenever smug white scholars are making fun of the Afrocentrics for claiming ancient Egyptians were black.

doloras May 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Those people once claimed that Tibetans and Maoris were Aryan and therefore "really" white, so, yeah, have a big laugh.

ManchuCandidate May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

24 M16s, 12 M26 Grenades, 2 M60s, 19 vials of meth and 24 brain cells among them.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

I see you did the math. Numbers don't lie.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

Its just a shame the jack-booted thugs didn't take their ricin from their cold dead fingers.

bureaucrap May 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

Aren't FL and AK full of these people? What did they do so awful to make them stand out? Aside from the gross tattoos, that is.

Goonemeritus May 9, 2012 at 10:17 am

First they came for the Nazi’s and I was glad because I think Nazi’s are icky.

Veritas78 May 9, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Sadly, they never seem to come for Nazis first.

elburritodeluxe May 9, 2012 at 10:18 am

First they came for the people with swastika neck tatts, but I had no swastika neck tatt so I didn't speak out…

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:29 am

I do have to admit that I am just fine with stereotyping people with swastika neck tattoos. I am fine with pre-judging them, even. I think that in this particular case, you can judge these books by their cover. In fact, you should judge them, pre-judge them, by their outward appearance. I don't care what their story is, what horrors of abuse and trauma, I don't feel it necessary to walk a mile in their shoes before blaming them. I disagree with swastika neck-tattoos, and I will NOT defend to the death anyone's right to have one.

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

I'm pretty sure when you get the message tattoo, you are asking to be judged. Now, if it turns out there's someone with an inadvertent or unintentional swastika tatt (like they were forced to get it by their prison husband) maybe you can be excused – but then you'd think they'd have the decency to cover up.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I think Charles Manson kind of set a standard to go by to judge people that put a swastika on their forehead.

Barb May 9, 2012 at 10:19 am

It's the multiple facial piercings too. Some of them look like they fell down the stairs while carrying a tackle box.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm

You are sharp as a tackle!

Churadogs May 9, 2012 at 10:20 am

We need to send these nice people to Tampa for the Republican Convention. The mayor there pleaded with the Governor to ban guns in all downtown Tampa during the convention and the Gov. said Nooooo, Nope, Naw. So there will be a lively bunch of angry, excited, opinionated, armed-to-the-teeth people in a Stand Your Ground State all pissy and angry and all jammed together elbow to teeth in a hotter 'n hell Florida August . And I think these nice patriots should attend the party, too. I mean, what could go wrong with that plan?

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I can foresee no way that this could possibly backfire.

ph7 May 9, 2012 at 10:20 am

These guys are making the rest of us with shaved heads and neck tattoos look bad.

Goonemeritus May 9, 2012 at 10:21 am

This is an obvious attempt by Democrats to suppress the Republican voter turnout in the fall. If these patriots aren’t typical Republican voters I don’t know who is.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

They're the skanky girls of the GOP. The GOP needs them, wants to use them, but doesn't want to be seen associating with them in public.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm

That was good enough to follow!

SorosBot May 9, 2012 at 10:21 am

That's weird; I hit control-F on the original article, searched for "terror", and got "Phrase not found". I'm sure this has nothing to do with these terrorists being white conservatives.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Either that, or it's just because they spell it "terra".

comrad_darkness May 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm

"classified as a weapon of mass destruction." is more of a concession than I expected.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 9, 2012 at 10:22 am

It's people like these who make violent plots for race war look bad.

vodkamuppet May 9, 2012 at 10:22 am

If I had to pick a single group of people to wipe from the face of the earth, skinheads would be that group of people.

comrad_darkness May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Racist!1!

Chow Yun Flat May 9, 2012 at 10:22 am

This is bad news for the tattoo artists of Central Florida.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:49 pm

If they were smart…
OK, obviously, if they were smart, they wouldn't be living anywhere near Central Florida, but anyway…
If they were smart, they'd turn it around to their advantage, e.g., "This is what it looks like when you have your current fuck give you a tattoo with a fork and a Sharpie; and that's why, if you want your neck tattoo to look good, have it done by a competent professional, like us".

DaRooster May 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

Did they hold down the Messican to give him his tat?

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 9, 2012 at 10:25 am

These photos are not a good arguement for white supremacy. More like an argument AGAINST incest. One of those women has a small twin head made of teeth and eyeballs growing out of the back of their head. Guy number seven (the pink one) looks exactly like a full grown fetus. Is it too late to abort him and shove him in a jar?

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Abort him? It's Floriduh; they'll probly elect him governor.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:31 pm

That's some richly delicious contempt right there! See, you'd have just taken the easy way out if "skull-fucking" weren't frowned upon.

Nesnora May 9, 2012 at 10:25 am

Bottom row, 2nd from right is sporting a nasty case of omg-my-meth-head-bubble-skull-is-about-to-pop.

Arkoday May 9, 2012 at 10:27 am

Wonder what the three women think about the Repugs' War On Women.
(Ha ha. Think?)

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:52 pm

They're too busy thinking your avatar is HAWT!

widestanceromance May 9, 2012 at 10:29 am

SNAWS

(Spay and Neuter all White Supremacists. . .by whatever means available, such as a fistful of rusty nails or a car door)

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 9, 2012 at 10:34 am

I read that as cat door and have been sitting here for the last several minutes trying to figure out how one would nueter somebody with a cat door.

widestanceromance May 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

HA! The cat door method might take hours, even days, and the most difficult part would be getting the trained cats needed to keep scratching, but goals are goals.

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

Oh, I came up with a pretty efficient method. It involves tying a steak to the wang and putting a hungry doberman pinscher on the other side of the door. Completely unrelated: I watch too many horror movies.

widestanceromance May 9, 2012 at 11:06 am

If there's enough post to lash it to. . .and these guys do not set off my hung-dar.

prommie May 9, 2012 at 10:35 am

The next reality show, I can see it now, "Central Florida."

Mittens Howell, III May 9, 2012 at 10:38 am

Meet Ted Nugent's road crew.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:31 am

HAHAHAHAHA

teebob2000 May 9, 2012 at 11:53 am

They're over-qualified.

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 1:34 pm

More like the people that run the midway at your local county fair.

themcwow May 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

One on bottom right looks part blah.

Jus_Wonderin May 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

Number 7 is a regular on Fox's hit musical comedy Glee, I believe.

chicken_thief May 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

I wonder if the bitch in the top row, 2nd from left got her broken nose from "walking into a door"?

Biff May 9, 2012 at 11:19 am

Repeatedly.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:32 am

Nah, she "fell down the stairs".

PubOption May 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

Hmm, guy at the bottom right looks a bit Mexican to me.

sullivanst May 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

I demand moar racial profiling!

DemmeFatale May 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

My crazy 6'10" punk rock brother has neck tattoos, (cartoon bluebirds), but he now covers them up because they "attract the wrong people." DUH!!

(He finally quit punk for the same reason.)

mavenmaven May 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

MItt Romney on the neonazis: Well, I wouldn't have used those words, but…

Biff May 9, 2012 at 11:20 am

None of these skinheads were just the right height, apparently.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm

"I'd kill niggers and Jews in a quiet room."

James Michael Curley May 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

If you're going to live out on the edge and engage in activities you know are going to make you suspect in the opinion of law abiding people, you may want to cut back on the tats so when some innocent, shocked and bewildered bystander is asked for a description he can't say; "I really don't remember what s/he looked like, but s/he had a ???? tattooed under each eye."

smitallica May 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

So, the "Master Race" is made up entirely of jobless losers? Got it. Carry on.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2012 at 11:32 am

See also "Party, Tea"

SenileAgitation May 9, 2012 at 11:01 am

These lady white supremes are not as alluring as the Motown Supremes.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm

But then, almost nobody is.

JustPixelz May 9, 2012 at 11:06 am

Why are these groups always all male? … what? … really?

philpjfry May 9, 2012 at 11:06 am

Is there somekind of minimum weight requirement to join these groups?

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm

My guess would be that it's some kind of algorithm [? if that's the word I want] like
Weight + number of tattoos – IQ
But that's almost certainly too complicated for these folks, so your guess is probably the right one.

Naked_Bunny May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

Looks like one of those guys broke into the Wonka Factory to pilfer some of his chemical weapons and was foolish enough to chew the blueberry gum.

Biff May 9, 2012 at 11:22 am

My ink-slinger doesn't charge for facial tattoos. He figures anyone crazy/stupid enough to get one deserves what they get.

ArthurEther May 9, 2012 at 11:38 am

So fat chicks dig shaved heads? Noted.

SnarkoMarx May 9, 2012 at 11:39 am

How did those guys get such hot chicks?

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Have you seen the dating pool in Central Florida?

SnarkoMarx May 9, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Needz moar chlorine?

Steverino247 May 9, 2012 at 11:42 am

Needs moar mayonaise.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Needs moar Miracle Whip [preferably on wite casuls].

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm

More like FAT supremacists, amirite?

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm

They used their one phone call to order cedar cheeze and cakes we like.

DahBoner May 9, 2012 at 12:20 pm

That reminds me, just heard 2/3rds of Americans are overweight.

Just like these fat fucks…

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I find this odd, because getting neck and face tattoos usually makes you really centered and peaceful, like Mike Tyson.

comrad_darkness May 9, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Note to future supremacists: If your face is more than 2% asymmetric, you don't qualify.

(Or perhaps this is the Shannon Dougherty fan club and a great miscarriage of justice has been made or the cops are taking these mug shots using a fun house mirror.)

mormos May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I love to point out that since geneticists recently discovered that Europeans interbreed with Neanderthals, making it likely that Asians interbreed with Erectus, the only “ethnically pure” race of homo sapiens are Africans (the blahs).

owhatever May 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Nobody get into their clubhouse by being too smart.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm

How is it possible to use that much meth AND be fat?

sailingthestyx May 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm

oops…they accidentally scooped up the RadioShack manager (lower left corner)…

rickmaci May 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Isn't that the Florida Republican Central Committee in the pic?

GOPCrusher May 9, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Reading the article about this on Yahoo, one of these people was at least industrious enough to fortify the walls of his trailer and install gun ports.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 1:43 pm

The group was also planning a "disturbance" at Orlando City Hall to recruit new members, according to court documents.

The neo-nazis had conspired to kidnap the ethnic Disney Princesses® Pocahontas,™ Tiana,™ Jasmine™ and Mulan™, as well as as that French Bitch Belle™, threatening to execute them unless all racially offensive Disney cartoons are immediately released from the Disney Vaults.® Why, why, in the Happiest Place On Earth™?!

Yes, there is a theme to my comments today.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Each of the seven, including the apparent ringleader, Marcus Faella, 41, faces state felony charges of attempting to shoot into an occupied dwelling, evidence of prejudice while committing a crime, and violation of a [Florida] state "paramilitary training" statute. That statute makes it a crime to teach people to use deadly weapons or techniques with the knowledge that they will be "unlawfully employed for use in, or furtherance of a civil disorder in the United States."

There is no way that any such law exists in the state of Florida!!

Ducksworthy May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Hmm. Looks like the Romney cabinet will have to dig deeper into the base for candidates for Secretary of State and Treasury.

ttommyunger May 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Sadly, the grave holds the only cure for stupid. Born stupid, live stupid, die stupid.

Pat_Pending May 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Dancing With the Supremacists! Can'tja just see it??!!

johnedens May 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm

High percentage of fetal-alcohol syndrome-eyes-too-close-together in that bunch.

elburritodeluxe May 9, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Prison dentists rejoice!

joeytranchina May 9, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Good thing they were incognito as circus geeks.

Who would have suspected these citizens of anything insane?
This ain't my revolution.

Veritas78 May 9, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Are these Before or After pictures?

Preacher_Griz May 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm

top right = hawt!!!!

Negropolis May 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Oh, you marvelous Aryans! You glorious "superior race", you! Were it not for the Blahs and the Joos and the Messicans and the (fill in the blank), your trailer park dreams would come true.

Oh, woe is the white man and his many burdens!

This is what happens when yo mamma and pops don't love you enuff, or at least love hate more than they love their chillins. :(

Tricky_Dick May 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Why are they all so ugly? Geez, they should be conspiring to get facials and lipo suction before they do anything else.

usuhname May 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

So we have
mr. "i'll eat your heart in front of you"
ms "im not sayin where the bodies are"
mr "i was deemed too creepy to be a sith lord"
ms "moonshine brewer of the year 08" …. etc
scary bunch.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:12 pm

"I grew my hair out so that I had eventually two and a half or so feet of bright red locks of my own."

::fap::

What???
I like men with long hair. Sue me.

tessiee May 9, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Also, with those tans, they're more of an *orange* supremacy group.

MissTaken May 9, 2012 at 12:39 pm

That's me! But I did have my nose pierced for a couple of years. Still have two holes in each ear, though.

I can't even keep the same haircolor for a year, so a tat would drive me bonkers.

Chet Kincaid May 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

I assume you're using the term "real pizza" ironically, here in the US of A.

starfanglednut May 9, 2012 at 9:30 pm

I sooo miss long hair on men.

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