Holy beans, Rob Portman is a chicken! Someone just got a lot more qualified for the vice presidency. WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW and then ask yourselves, hmm, what should Joe Biden counter with in their debate? He does a mean impression of a human taking a shit, we hear.
Eh, still not as good as this:
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You know who else was part chicken?
Ted Nugent, when it came time to enlist?
Along with Dick Cheney, Mitt Romney, W., Newt Gingrich, …
…Reagan…
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/archive/inde…
Nugent is in the Vietnam cohort, which means he would have been drafted. But he probably told the drill sergeant what a loving man he (Nugent) is and how he'll suck the dick of anyone who can prove otherwise.
Cheney now that he's got that Breitbart heart.
No, my bad, that still makes him a 100% chicken.
Sue Lowden?
Callista?
No, no no..She is the Chicken Lady.
Sarah Palin?
~
I dated a gal once that had chicken legs, for what it's worth.
Well Rush Limpblow is about as foul as it gets and he boiled his own ass to dodge the draft.
Me, before I was done with the Perdue hen
Mark McKinney?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YwnAdT9I_o
LOVE him [/her?]
I hate Mark McKinnon. I know he's not the guy in the video, but the name is close enough to start my hate Mark Mc.. hate engine. Dipshit was a Democrat before he got a deep, deep man crush on Junior Bush. He used to wear a cowboy hat. Imagine, that weenie in a cowboy hat.
This chick?
Col. Sanders?
A friend's wife was half-woman, half-chicken. He said she was a crazy bitch to live with, but he needed the eggs.
Well, if Romney is elected, all we will be left with is chicken feed, so it is appropriate.
"The chicken comes first"
That is WAY more information than I wanted about Rob Portman's sex life…
Bah. More science denial from the GOP!
Keep fucking that chicken!
Helpful hint, fellas: When fucking a chicken and approaching your zenith, make sure you break the chicken's neck. The dying quivers will enhance your pleasure!!!
I don't have a Zenith. [spit!] My TV is a Panasonic.
Jap-loving commie! Only American TVs!
But they don't sell Zenith down at the Wal-mart!
Joe Scarborough? Is that you?
I'm worried about you, Balder, very worried. You sound like a…a…Republican.
Another Republican Chicken Hawk?
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW
…Cannot watch on work-firewall'd PC;
I regret the terror.**
**He does a mean impression of a human taking a shit
DO NOT WANT
Well, that beats Romney's impression of a human being.
Oh for the love of fuck. What is the point of that?
No.
Just another GOP bottom feeder!WTF can't they do anything right?Might as well put Sarah Palin up!
And here, the headline "Will This Chicken Monster Be Our New Vice President?" made me think Callista Gingrich was in the running.
Connect the dots, sheeple. [spit!] His name is an anagram for "No Tramp Rob." That means that he's an OK guy, a real manly man. [spit!] Not some smooth talkin' dude who'd leave you waiting for his call after you thought you really connected at the death metal concert. [spit!] But I digress…. My point being that he's got the kind of name that will work, strategically, in the election. [spit!] Cuz the name is also an anagram for "Born to ramp," and we all know what that means.
Hoverounds for all!
Also "Barn Rot Mop." Which is a pretty good use for a chicken, if you ask me.
VICE PRESIDENT ROB PORTMAN =BRR, DO CRAVE IMPOTENT PENIS
"I got a big-big-big-bigCOCK!"
I was going to go with "Another Republican well versed in cock. Color me surprised." but I feel one cock joke is enough.
Keep clucking that shittin', Robbie.
This guy is the other white meat from Ohio, right?
Whatever. You say Portman and all I see is Natalie going down on that other chick in Black Swan. That's the only scene in that entire movie I have ever seen not in fast forward.
I want Joe to start barking at him during the debate like Dave Chappelle "keeping it real."
He's a lot more charismatic than that Willard fellow.
You know, say what you want but Mittens is a hard working man with a knack for doing the impossible. People said he would never find anyone duller than himself. Did Mittster give up? Hell no! He searched and he searched and finally, he noticed him. That dull looking guy with the dull suit who never said anything that wasn't overwhelmingly dull. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, Rob Portman.
Dude blinks in slow motion. What the fuck?
Serial killer.
It's always the clean-cut senator-types. Oh, and Charlie Manson-types. Quite a range, huh?
Bet he makes the exact same noise with a Koch cock in him.
Careful Portman. Sarah Palin™ feeds dudes like you into a decapitation machine.
Mittens: "I've made a huge mistake".
There goes the vegan vote.
Yes, and on CNBC, too! I'm sure the overseas markets took great comfort in Portman's special talent.
If he's that good at being chicken, shouldn't he be running for President of France?
"And next on CNBC, the Chancellor of the Exchequer will make artificial farts under his arm"
You have to ask yourself: are you better off now than you were four chickens ago?
Tee-Hee
"Cock"
"I'm from Ohio"
Does that mean you can also do an impression of shitty football teams too?
Burn!
Suck it, Buckeyes!
Dude lived in my neighborhood. Being the pissy little liebrul I am, I would spit at his mailbox while on my morning run.
Lots of spittle on this thread.
Then he went berzerk in the green room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHQ8PpIWFM
I can't wait until Old Handsome Joe Biden skullfucks Senator Chickenshit in a debate.
Great, can't wait to hear his version of "Who Let the Hens Out?"
Nice bronzer, also.
Was he an ANALRAPIST before he got into politics?
OT, but Martin Basher just pretty much eviscerated Joe Barton over Meals on Wheels, subsidized school lunches and kid's health care budgets being slashed in the GOP deal on college loans. My enjoyment was dampened, I admit, when MB asked a question of Joe, pointing out he is a United Methodist.
Still, MB kept pushing at Joe's "memorized" deficit response. Then the asshole Republic has the nerve to defend the cuts by saying we should be educating our kids for the new job market and, somehow, blaming these people for not getting out and getting a job.
I wonder if the 80 and 90 year old Oldz around here would be less enthusiastic about the Republics if they knew they wanted Oldz and kids to get off their asses and start earning their way. WTF? Educating hungry, sick kids for the Thomas Friedman world to come? The GOP platform will include the requirement that Oldz should be earning their way by supervising children when they replace union card-carrying janitors. My prayer today is that Jesus protects liberals from his rabid followers.
I love the initial reaction of the news team: "Uh… maybe if we ignore him he'll stop making those weird noises. Ah, shit, the more we ignore him the louder he makes the noises. Oh, Jesus."
This is why Cleveland needs to leave the state and glom on to some other state or something. For the record, we barely know this dude, and I don't know anyone who does chicken impressions…cows maybe, but not chickens.
Honestly, everything on the lake might as well be a different state, from Toledo to Ashtabula.
The VP stakes take a turn toward the barnyard
I swear to God if the Right gets any whiter I'll come down with snow-blindness.
He's just like us!
Oh, Ohio. So close to Indiana and so far from heaven.
Hang in there, Sherrod. Ohio needs you more than ever before.
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