The weather outlook for South Carolina politics is “veritable shitstorm” for the next month or so owing to the hilarious-tragic inability of either major party to follow state election commission filing rules for candidates, which led the South Carolina Supreme Court last week to issue a monstrous “F” in reading comprehension to 180 candidates who failed to submit hard copies of ethics disclosure forms on time and now cannot appear on the June primary ballot. Legislators from the state Senate Judiciary Committee and party leaders are currently working on different ways to address the situation, but Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson’s wife, Roxanne, has also helpfully stepped in to make the usual Wilson family contribution to any weighty political moment: SCREAMS. UPDATE NOW WITH VIDEO BELOW!
Oh look, she is angry with beloved racist jokester Jake “White House got a raghead innit” Knotts.
From the AP:
The wife of U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson rushed up to Sen. Jake Knotts when the [Senate Judiciary Committee] meeting ended Tuesday, criticizing him. Pointing her finger, she said he was wrong to object to a measure extending when candidates could file paperwork.
Roxanne Wilson’s sister was among nearly 200 candidates tossed off ballots following last week’s state Supreme Court ruling.
Knotts responded that she was wrong to act that way in public as a congressman’s wife. When security attempted to calm her down, she pushed the guard out of the way and rushed into Knotts’ office.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
When they emerged, she kissed Knotts on the cheek, saying they’d made peace.
Meh, Roxanne Wilson, MEH.
**UPDATE** Wonkette commenter “actor212″ is also screaming, at your editor, for neglecting to include this hottt video of the screamy fight. Get out yer popcorn and whippits!
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I bet the make up sex was…cringeworthy
Oh I bet it was a "Gold Medal" performance. (flour and lots of it) Roll around, my love. That wet spot ain't gonna pop up on its own.
Kinda like watching two limpets battle for turf on a pier.
"Who's your deadbeat daddy?"
Y'know, Roxie is his second wife, and politicians usually go all "trophy wife" so one can only imagine what the first one looked like.
She was a trophy, all right. She's probably hanging on some big game hunter's wall.
Wait, that's a second wife?! God love 'im; Addison is doing the Lord's work, bless his heart.
Is that fucking Sam Kinnison's sister?! Ahhhg, ahHHHHGGG, AHHHGGGGG!!!!
I'm surprised she faced him. She looks like she has a lot of experience just shouting orders into drive-thru windows 12 times a day.
That gal does look like she can pack some food away, yea.
I can so clearly see her doing that!
It gives me the sadz that such a beautiful part of the country is inhabited by such stupid, stupid people.
"MORE PIE !!"
It sounds like Roxanne turned on the red light.
Turn it off! Turn it off! For the love of everything good and holy TURN IT OFF!
I'm guessing Joe's still the bigger fucktard.
"nearly 200 candidates tossed off "
he he
It really boggles the mind.
Meh. Needs moar beating somebody over the head with a metal-tipped gutta-percha cane, imo.
Linkied to learn wtf gutta-percha.
Also learned that to speak favorably of Abolition was an invitation to near-fatal beating on the u.s. Senate floor. And that said beating went un-prosecuted.
Many thanks for a refreshing history lesson.
(too many people are completely unaware).
Cheney totally would have done this while uttering: "Fuck off," at the same time!
wish i could see that on cspan
She should have instead yelled at her sister "You FILE on TIME!!", but I guess misdirected anger is easier.
Dumbass.
"Roxanne Wilson’s sister was among nearly 200 candidates tossed off ballots following last week’s state Supreme Court ruling."
Those babes from Heart have really let themselves go.
Anne & Nancy libel.
Anne's as big as a house (and has been for long time), but Nancy's doing fine for an old chick.
Anne is full figured, but maybe that helps her belt out tunes at her advanced years. Few opera divas are petite.
Well, she had a great set of pipes when she was a skinny 19-year-old, too.
Ann was starving herself in the 70s and early 80s after having weight problems as a child. I'd rather have a fat Karen Carpenter if it would have kept her around all these years like it has Annie.
Either that, or Carnie put the weight back on.
South Carolina law explicitly stipulates that a vigorous handjob may substitute for a hard-copy of the ethics report when qualifying for the state ballot.
I think a production of Taming of the Shrew starring Roxanne Barr and Don Knotts sounds like it'd be hilarious!
I don't know. The Tourette's family sounds kind of fun.
Joe: "THIS FUCKIN CHICKEN IS TOO BLAND, IT NEEDS SOME SALT!! ASSFUCK TATOR TOTS!! "
Roxanne: "FUCK SALT!!!!!! YOU MAKE FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!! "
Mom? Dad?
I know, right .close your eyes and its like….home.
ASSFUCK TATOR TOTS = Best Band Name EVER.
Rim job. Rim. Job. Best Curb ever
Ruins any preconceived notion that fat people are jolly.
cf. Chris Christie
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Kirstennnnnnnnnnnnnn!
How did you miss the raw video of the confrontation?
Oh, that is keeping it real classy. In a Foghorn Leghorn-jello-wrestling-a- wigless-Mae West kinda way.
Fixed, m' darlin'.
*batting eyelashes*
Get a room!
South Carolina pols and their constituents should go back to carrying canes to settle arguments with.
Or dueling pistols.
She kicked down the door to Knott's office like there was bucket of KFC gravy waiting on the other side.
Knotts responded that she was wrong to act that way in public as a congressman’s wife.
I somehow suspect he is not consistent about decorum regarding her husband's tantrum during the President's speech?
Sounds like ALL the women I ever dated (with the exception of the current lil' lady)….CRAZY FUCKIN BITCH! The only difference is that she didn't hit him in the head with a bottle of Smirnoff.
*snapping fingers*
So THAT'S where she learned that from….
See, baconz????
That's why you buy Popov.
1) Cheaper.
2) Plastic bottle.
~
Popov? Pop off! Sobieski's where it's at.
SC really needs to ask itself, "Is our children learning?"
When they emerged, she kissed Knotts on the cheek, saying they’d made peace.
Santorum is used in facials now?
Needz moar TruckNutz and ham biscuits!
Now I feel sorry for Joe Wilson.
YOU LIE!
Eh, you get what you deserve, sometimes.
It's not a real outburst unless you are leaning back in your chair, red-faced and ridiculous, in an otherwise rather quiet chamber (aside from the speaker's gentle timber, of course).
Imagine Thanksgiving at the Wilson home.
"PASS THE GRAVY CONTAINER SHIP!!"
"HERE IT IS, DAMMIT!"
"THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU!"
"YOU LIE!"
It sounds like that time I spent Christmas at the cousin's with the seven-year-old daughter from hell.
I'm sure the 7 yo demon could teach the Wilson's about maturity and manners.
Gravy container ship.
LOL!
Or worse…having sex!
J – Was that ok?
R – It was good…nice
J – Really?
R – Really
J – So, you came?
R – :::crickets::: yeah
J – YOU LIE!
Maybe they can follow the lead of the Taiwanese parliament and get into all-out brawls on the Senate floor.
Tickets! Get yor RED HOT tickets heeya!
What does Sheriff Andy have to say?
She has Asshole Terests syndrome much like many Republicans.DNA sucks!
“veritable shitstorm” Isn't that South Carolina pretty much every day, what with all the shitheads they have running things down there.
I guess they remembered why they loved each other in the first place: shared hatred of black people, especially the one in the White House.
I'd yell shit at the President too if I were married to that dogface.
Once again, those damned regulations are costing our country its jerbs!
Here in Kardashia, the nation formerly known as the USA, bad behavior is always rewarded and everyone has a big butt.
Well hey, I for one like big butts, and I cannot lie;
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Damn! I'm too slow.
I blame Barbara Bush's war on literacy.
I blame Nancy Reagan's War on Drugs.
Eating or farting?
I would have expected the rising TEA party star to have a hawter wife. She should definitely keep an eye out for process servers if she has to go to the hospital.
That's why he's so angry all the time. He expected that, too.
Poor Joe is probably driven to splitting the cost of hookers with that Vitters guy from Loosyanna. At least he can pay them to keep their mouths occupied with something other than screaming.
Roxanne… told you once I wont tell you again, its a bad way…
ROXANNE!
i'm going to click on that because it pleases me.
You don't have to put on that red mu-mu tonight.
Look in the couch for money
I don't care if it's beige or if it's white
I don't care if it's
beigegay or if it's whiteThe Wilsons are a WHITE TRASH POWER COUPLE
Ding, ding, ding! When you get in public screaming matches on the reg, well, you may have just stepped off the set of Jerry Springer.
Seriously, Roxanne, PLEASE do not turn on the red light. Those days are long over.
Cock fight.
HUGE THIGH!!!!
Harelip! Harelip!
Charming, I am sure Joe is lucky to have such a sweet catch. After all he could have wound up with a Michelle Bachman, Dana Losch, or Sarah Palin type and be ready to jump from the top of the Washington Monument.
Hey, if you'd spent a couple of decades married to Joe Wilson and drilling him in the ass with a strapon while wearing a Strom Thurmond mask and reciting snippets from Thurmond's record breaking 1957 filibuster against the Civil Rights act you'd be all angry and shouty too.
Just reading your description of it makes me angry and shouty.
It may be significant that what they all failed to file was the ethics disclosure form.
Probably had some "under penalty of perjury" clause, which got 200 of these sleazeballs to realize, "Holy shit, I can't sign this!"
(The rest of 'em just thought, "Eh, fuck, I'll sign it anyway.")
This is what I call Divine Intervention. They were made for each other, weren't they?
you guys are mean you guys, shes big boned.
not sure whats up with the fat face though…
Who's self-serving again?? pot meets kettle
Where is the gratitude? South Carolina works harder than any other state to provide Wonkette with prime material, week after week, and we get no thanks at all. This fine example from the halls of the Gressette Building should put us in the Wonkette Hall of Fame, forever.
I wonder if FOX News will play the video of her pushing the security guard over and over…, wait, someone tell them she is an Occupy Protester. They'll lead every show with it then.
man damn everyone is fat.
My fervent hope is that there be no issue from that fetid union.
This anti-gummint teabagger is trying to get her sister in order to have as many fambly members as possible on the gummint payroll.
"Making peace"? Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?
Really, though, can't you imagine this woman screaming at the poor Piggly-Wiggly cashier like this for no redeeming her expired coupon for a pallet of Cheetos?
Trashy-assed woman is trashy-assed.
Roxanne wears number 99 and lines up at defensive tackle for the SC Gamecocks.
She loves long walks alone, randomly flipping off passing vehicles, clothes shopping at flea markets and sausage buscuits with gravy. Indeed!
I can't masterbate to that image at all.
His buttocks— glistening like raw pizza dough as he pounded his… nope.
… and santorum.
There are clubs for that.
You gotta really want it.
Gah! Things that are seen can not be unseen!
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