Maine Gov. Paul LePage looks like Chris Christie, sounds like Harvey Fierstein, and speaks the words fed him by Grover Norquist, and that is a winning combination if we have ever seen/heard one! He is ready to “starve the beast,” and he has some Tough Talk for all you unemployed Cadillac queens who are sucking the state of Maine dry. Hey, Mainers, stop “picking up the tab” for these losers’ “free lunch”! But is Maine Gov. Paul LePage a compassionate man? Indeed, he is! “I am compassionate and committed to our children, our elderly, and our disabled,” he told the Maine Republican Convention, “but to all able-bodied people out there, get off the couch and get yourself a job!” [WILD APPLAUSE] Maine Gov. Paul LePage, it seems, is running for Vice President! That is so exciting for him!
Here, losers, get yelled at for a while for singlehandedly “cannibalizing” Maine’s state government, with your whining for “food” and “shelter.” (Only Maine Gov. Paul LePage gets money for food and shelter when he “lives” welfare!) Did you not know the Fortune 500 has earned record profits this year? Just go be a trader! Oh, sorry, nobody can live on that.