It’s Been Another Banner Day in News About Truck Nutz

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

All the way from Georgia! They're migrating.

Nashville Nutz Alert operative “Ames” sends your Wonkette this delightful nature photograph of Truck Nutz roaming free and happy in the wilds of a Tennessee parking lot, for all of us to enjoy. Savor it while you can! The Truck Nutz report from South Carolina indicates that over there, the species is being hunted to extinction: “For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.” Heartbreaking. [AP via one million concerned tipsters]

 

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nounverb911 May 7, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Today we are all South Carolinian truck nutz…. Wait! What?

nounverb911 May 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Did some one castrate a Gamecock again?

weejee May 7, 2012 at 6:23 pm

South Carolinian cocks are gamey?

Terry May 8, 2012 at 8:03 am

Ask the Hokies.

DaRooster May 8, 2012 at 10:02 am

Castrated Cocks have little game…

weejee May 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm

South Carolinian Truck Nutzies? Who knew? Our Wonkette knew, obvs.

HippieEsq May 7, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Bro, clean your Truck Nutz!

HippieEsq May 7, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Oh wait…is this diversity, in Truck Nutz form? These southerners are so complex….

Generation[redacted] May 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Times are hard and not everyone can afford their own personal TruckNutz Washer.

HippieEsq May 7, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Indeed. Southern culture is truly in jeopardy when you can't get your mother-in-law to wash your Truck Nutz anymore.

DaRooster May 8, 2012 at 10:03 am

Indeed. Southern culture is truly in jeopardy when you can't get your mother-in-law/sister to wash your Truck Nutz anymore.

(fixed)

Barb May 7, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Speaking of nutz on and in vehicles:

Yes, a woman was driving this car. She wants less government for everything but her lady parts. http://pic.twitter.com/5z9S2RMX

Less Government
More Freedom

Thou Shall Not Kill
Abortion is Murder

nounverb911 May 7, 2012 at 6:30 pm

The car was a Subaru, was she a lesbian?

nounverb911 May 7, 2012 at 6:31 pm

The car was a Subaru, why does she hate America?

ManchuCandidate May 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Until someone points out that No abortions = higher taxes (seriously.)

starfanglednut May 7, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Heads assplode.

RavenRant May 7, 2012 at 8:17 pm

The GOP: Getting the government off your back and up your vagina.

valgal2342 May 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm

This women definitely needs some truck nutz action.

FakaktaSouth May 7, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Holy smokes, I am now following Jeffer on the Twitter! He's my first whatever you call a name you are following – following him is the first action I have ever taken on that bird thing. I really really really wish I understood twitter. But yay! (I guess? I really have no idea)

fartknocker May 8, 2012 at 1:47 am

Do you offer Twitter school? Because I am a twitshit (dumbshit with Twitter). I would enjoy this social media but the 140 character limit and Chuck Grassley scares the shit out of me.

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2012 at 6:25 pm

First they came for my "Eschew Obfuscation" bumper sticker, and I said nothing…

Serolf_Divad May 7, 2012 at 7:28 pm

…and by the time they came for my "My Karma ate my Dogma" bumper sticker, there was no one left to speak out.

Negropolis May 7, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Then they came for "My daughter is an honors student at Sarah Palin International Baccalaureate Magnet School" bumper sticker, and I was all like "who the fuck put that on my car?"

Sir_Fartz_Alot May 8, 2012 at 9:41 am

SPIBMS has the best grifting and teen pregnancy prgrams around.

Preferred Customer May 8, 2012 at 9:26 am

I didn't say anything, either, but that's because I wasn't sure what you meant.

e_z May 7, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Ticketed for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle?

That's just Nutz.

Serolf_Divad May 7, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Gotta admit, it takes (fake plastic) balls to violate that law!

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm

All this time I thought "truck nutz" were Scott Brown's Massachusetts supporters.

pinkocommi May 7, 2012 at 6:28 pm

You'll have to pry my TruckNutz from my cold, dead hands…. Wait.

Biff May 8, 2012 at 11:28 am
MissTaken May 7, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Am I alone in seeing a devil face with the gigantic horn-like exhaust pipes and pointy chin-like TrukNutz? http://www.clker.com/clipart-16099.html

Butch_Wagstaff May 7, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Well if Jesus can show up on toast, in water stains, and on dog butts…

Preferred Customer May 8, 2012 at 9:28 am

He has to do something to balance out the picture of a uterus, fallopian tubes, and ovaries that are embedded in the Dodge logo.
http://www.coolchaser.com/graphics/670427

Can't be unseen.

DemmeFatale May 8, 2012 at 9:43 am

I've always thought that!
Glad I'm not the only one!

criminogenic May 7, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Thankyou for this important plastic testical news.

edgydrifter May 7, 2012 at 6:32 pm

His(?) mother must be so proud.

Jukesgrrl May 7, 2012 at 6:32 pm

But … but … how does this effect Basil Marceaux?

FakaktaSouth May 7, 2012 at 6:33 pm

I STILL haven't seen this here in the dirrty dirrty – I have no pride or shame about the stupid dumbfuckery I see whilst playing in traffic with my hometown mouth-breathing moron brigade (most of them comment on Breitbart's ghost's drivel apparently though – I'm still catching up and just saw that shit for the first time ever today too) BUT I SWEAR this is not a thing I have or do or know about from anywheres but wonkette. The last thing I wanna think about when behind a person who would think this is cool is their balls though. Stank-nast to the max.

MosesInvests May 7, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Used to see 'em in Nawth Fladuh a lot-apparently, they're illegal now. Which is odd, for America's Dingus(tm).

FakaktaSouth May 7, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Welp, I was just informed by the hubs that he's seen em all around town – some big brass ones even. I hope a "lady" is the one driving around with those too. I don't know a damned thing about anything this perfectly red-neck'ed out, apparently. I can't say I'm terribly sad about that. But I really do need to figure out a way to get the fuck up out of here.

HistoriCat May 8, 2012 at 10:05 am

I really do need to figure out a way to get the fuck up out of here

Let us know if you hit on a good idea – there may just be a mass exodus out of the crazy states.

Negropolis May 7, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Hell, I've seen them up here in Michigan. They are everywhere. But, then again, you're liable to see an entire deer tied to the top of a Prius during hunting season, up here. Excuse me, I meant Volt. We don't do anything but domestic.

ttommyunger May 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

That's what I keep hearing about shit-kickers. What, is soap, water and body talc banned in the South? Plus, any moran knows paper won't get the brown out, also, too.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2012 at 6:34 pm

If they were made of money it would be free speech.

V572 Is this him? May 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm

If they were Jeebus' testicles (The Sacred Sac), it would be a First Amendment issue.

By the way, I was in a museum in Cusco, Peru, this week and saw a painting titled "Our Lord of the Earthquakes." Really: it was Seizmic Jeebus.

Serolf_Divad May 7, 2012 at 7:32 pm

The Church of the Sacred Sack sounds like the name of a French cathedral:

Allonz! Allonz a l'eglise du Sac Sacree!

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2012 at 8:12 pm

And if it had been a while, it would be "Sac be blue!"

Boojum May 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Not terribly clear speech, what with the balls in the mouth, but free nonetheless.

Dudleydidwrong May 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Trucks owned by corporations have the right to display trucknutz. Corporations are more than people, my friends.

This statement brought to you by the Transportation Department of Walmart.

Arken May 7, 2012 at 6:36 pm

One of my neighbor has CHROME TRUCK NUTZ on his truck. Unsurprisingly, his is the only lawn that's all dirt.

Barb May 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Lol, his lawn is all dirt and he probably has to use a weed whacker inside his house.

Arken May 7, 2012 at 6:58 pm

HOWEVER- he, like almost all of my neighbors, is Hispanic. Proof that their necks may be red, but their faces can be of any shade.

Butch_Wagstaff May 7, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I can appreciate the practicality of a dirt yard. No fucking lawn-mowing (which I hate) and you can just water it down for mud-rasslin' fun.

Arken May 7, 2012 at 8:28 pm

We already have a perfectly good solution for a yard you don't want to mow here in Southern California that doesn't involve topsoil blowing around every time it's windy. It's called concrete. Some people even paint it green.

valgal2342 May 7, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Lawn mowers always ruin my naps. It's a pet peeve. Seriously, we can build a freakin' Space Shuttle but we can't have quieter lawn mowers with truck nutz.

rocktonsam May 7, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Do the Republikkins know that Brown has red necks yet?

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Chainlink fence around the place; some old cars and boats parked in the front yard, etc., etc.

BaldarTFlagass May 8, 2012 at 7:49 am

1979 Z-28 up on cinder blocks? "It's a classic, gonna restore it one of these days…"

Biff May 8, 2012 at 11:41 am

TransCamaro ftw!

sullivanst May 7, 2012 at 6:37 pm

I'm sure it's just a statistical reflection on the rarity of white male truck drivers, but of the two people ticketed in South Carolina for truck nuts, one was with vagina and the other was Messican.

Pure coincidence, obvs.

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Then perhaps the nutz in the first case weren't made of plastic…

flamingpdog May 7, 2012 at 6:38 pm

♫ Truckin' got my nuts cashiered. ♫

Troglodeity May 7, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Next thing you know they'll be ticketing us for putting our dogs on the roof of our cars! Wake up, sheeple!

Blueb4sunrise May 7, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Busty chick mudflaps or GTFO!

BaldarTFlagass May 8, 2012 at 7:52 am

You look so damned sexy sitting there
With your chrome steel curves
And your long chrome hair
Hey mudflap girl
Flashing in my headlight beam
I'll follow you around the world
You are my midnight dream
You pack no suitcase, you wear no dress
You ask no questions, you answer yes
You see no evil, you tell no lies
'Cause you have no mouth and you have no eyes
Hey mudflap girl
Flashing in my headlight beam
I'll follow you around the world
You are my midnight dream

Doktor StrangeZoom May 8, 2012 at 9:20 am

My favorite variation on the theme

user-of-owls May 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

Which is all well and good, except for it has letters and words, which could prove challenging among the target demographic.

vtxmcrider May 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

Looks like some kind of transvestite with hair growing down the back and no fucking tits.

prommie May 8, 2012 at 9:28 am

Those are Silver Naked Ladies, according to the song of the same name.

user-of-owls May 8, 2012 at 9:55 am

Do the Silver Naked Ladies sing this song, 'Doo dah, doo dah'?

el_donaldo May 7, 2012 at 6:41 pm

hunted to extinction

The Nuge reports conflicted feelings.

Dashboard Buddha May 7, 2012 at 6:44 pm

You know…mr outdoors would be among the first to lament the extinction of a species…but he would take special pride if he was the one that made it extinct.

CommieLibunatic May 7, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Some time ago, I saw a truck or something driving around with a giant pair of chrome hex nuts hanging by chains from the hitch. I gave it a begrudged tip of my non-existent hat.

These pendulous affronts, on the other hand, make me 1) sick to my stomach, and 2) half-nervous to honestly use the word "nuts" in my design job.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 7, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Until they come up with a truck labia, all truck nutz should be banned.

CapnFatback May 7, 2012 at 6:51 pm

From your lips to God's Nutz.

__kth__ May 7, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Sadly a Truck Butthole will be first (probably to go in the square hole where the trailer hitch goes, which already looks a little like an asshole)

HistoriCat May 8, 2012 at 10:09 am

You could probably become, if not a one percenter at least a top 20 percenter if you could get that idea on the market.

Butch_Wagstaff May 7, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Labia would only go on a Prius. Duh.

Dashboard Buddha May 7, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Someone should invent a retractable set of truck nutz.

Kirsten Boyd Johnson May 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm

GENIUS.

Rotundo_ May 7, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Temperature sensors to reel'em in when it's cold out. Shrinkage!

vtxmcrider May 8, 2012 at 10:48 am

Or have them pulsate when you activate the windshield washer.

__kth__ May 7, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Wire them to the radar detector, so they automatically withdraw when predators are afoot. Imitation of nature.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 7, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Just wash your truck with cold water.

CapnFatback May 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm

“For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.”

I had been waiting for the other ball to drop.

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2012 at 8:15 pm

You and John Kruck.

CapnFatback May 7, 2012 at 10:36 pm

KRUKNUTZ!

Tundra Grifter May 8, 2012 at 10:02 am

Thank you for correcting the spelling!

a_pink_poodle May 7, 2012 at 6:50 pm

I find it hilarious that the nuts are proportionately smaller in relation to the size of the truck than on an ordinary person. Proportionate size of the drivers maybe?

Fairtackle May 7, 2012 at 6:50 pm

I know there is a teabagger joke in there somewhere.

rickmaci May 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Sign at Teabagger rally:

Don't tread on my TruckNutz.

Mumbletypeg May 7, 2012 at 6:58 pm

It's the teabagger's answer to the question: "One lump, or two?"

dandalion May 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm

LOL!

OK now we need a picture of a truck with a couple of teabags hanging from the hitch!

Monsieur_Grumpe May 7, 2012 at 6:55 pm

What babe magnet! I suppose you need the heavy suspension to properly handle the heft of his yearly date at the state fair.

weejee May 7, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Heiferwifen' instead of hefeweizen?

Monsieur_Grumpe May 7, 2012 at 8:00 pm

The horn goes moooooooooooo.

stncmchnc May 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Gawd's gift to ballroom notoriety. My unreserved apologies to Ghost Bon Scott.

__kth__ May 7, 2012 at 7:00 pm

OTOH, fake semi-style smokestacks not actually attached to the exhaust system ought to cost you your drivers license.

Beowoof May 7, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Whenever I see truck nutz I often believe there is a compensation going on; and usually they are on a big red truck. This says needle dick bug fucker to me.

ManchuCandidate May 7, 2012 at 7:01 pm

What that truck is saying… "Hey everyone, I have a really tiny penis and I'm not afraid to let everyone know."

BarackMyWorld May 7, 2012 at 7:07 pm

BALLS.

WhatTheHeck May 7, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Bollocks libel.

starfanglednut May 7, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Never mind the bollocks.

user-of-owls May 7, 2012 at 9:53 pm

I'm on a submarine mission for you, baby.

Negropolis May 7, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Geoff Peterson libel!

anniegetyerfun May 7, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Are those supposed to be a decent approximation of what testicles look like? After having gone through the lawn mower?

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 7, 2012 at 7:32 pm

That guys dick is so small that it's inverted, but not in a cool vagina kinda way.

weejee May 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm

dick^-1

barto May 7, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Don't tread on our Freeballin' Freedomz! (that would hurt)

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 7, 2012 at 7:36 pm

What that truck REALLY needs is a bratty cartoon character peeing on something. Oh, and a Jesus fish.

Butch_Wagstaff May 7, 2012 at 8:16 pm

And a decal of a NASCAR number.

Jukesgrrl May 7, 2012 at 11:18 pm

I saw a van like that in Tucson last month. Covered with pro-gun and Nazi storm trooper decals, on either side of a Christian fish symbol. I'm sure Jesus would be thrilled to serve on the boards of the NRA and the Neo-Nazi Party.

BaldarTFlagass May 8, 2012 at 8:07 am

JT Ready had driven down for the day from Mesa.

southernbeale May 7, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Wow. I live in Tennessee and the only time in my whole life I've seen Truck Nutz "in the wild" was in … wait for it .. Costa Rica.

DahBoner May 8, 2012 at 8:35 am

Sounds about right. The Pacific side of CR is where you'll meet some of the dumbest Ameticans and Cananadians in the world…

prommie May 8, 2012 at 9:30 am

Rednecks Fish. Nascar and Fishing, thems are their things, the fishing is fo the rich ones.

Naked_Bunny May 7, 2012 at 7:41 pm

All trucks should be wearing pants.

CapnFatback May 7, 2012 at 10:28 pm

"Do as Bunny say, not as Bunny do!"

rickmaci May 7, 2012 at 8:02 pm

If Obama weren't such a snob he would hang some TruckNutz on his limo.

DahBoner May 7, 2012 at 8:06 pm

"You keep your Change. I'll keep my God, Guns & Money–except what I blew on these stupid Truck Nutz, $2 Whores and Meth"

RavenRant May 7, 2012 at 8:11 pm

From your headline, I thought you would be covering this story:
‘Truck nuts’ lead to arrest of Mexican immigrant
.

EDIT: Whoops. Same story. But he was actually arrested and released on bond.

WhatTheHeck May 7, 2012 at 8:18 pm

When the presidential debates begin, the one with the largest Nutz hanging on the front of his podium should be declared the winner and the right to inseminate all the females nearby.

elfgoldsackring May 7, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Get those nuts to hospital! I'm pretty sure there's some kind of internal hemorrhage going on.

fuflans May 7, 2012 at 8:29 pm

truck nutz: the only thing the wonketteria and the south can agree on.

iburl May 8, 2012 at 12:19 am

I thought we all liked ham biscuits too, y'all.

unclejeems May 7, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Joke's on South Carolina. That truck has Georgia plates.

Radiotherapy May 7, 2012 at 8:54 pm

You got a Trucknutz on my teabagger….You got a teabagger on my Trucknutz.

weejee May 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Abbott: Whose teabaggin' with Trucknuts?

Mumbletypeg May 7, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Kinda like that famous quote by James Carville: You drag a pair of trucknutz through a trailer park… well I'm gonna paraphrase and say you're pretty sure you know you *will* find a teabagger or more emerge from sheer magnetism.

So Tired May 7, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Wow, those are hanging pretty low. No wonder they're red.

MilwaukeeKent May 7, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Hmmmph! Real men hang real testicles from their trucks.

Negropolis May 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Volunteer State Libel!

That license plate clearly says Georgia. Not that it changes everything, but it certainly changes something.

Limeylizzie May 7, 2012 at 10:27 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/05/07/trucknu
Just the tip of the iceberg.

Steverino247 May 8, 2012 at 12:06 am

So truck nutz sank the Titanic?

rocktonsam May 7, 2012 at 10:30 pm

MAYBE IF THE NUTZ WERE COLORED WITH THE STARS AND BARS…

BZ1 May 7, 2012 at 11:13 pm

If this was the only thing that South Carolinians (Carolions, Carthaginians??) had to worry about?

JumpySnark May 7, 2012 at 11:32 pm

Obama debates Romney re trucknutz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqybRbHn0rk

Wile E. Quixote May 8, 2012 at 12:27 am

O.T. So apparently Jonah Goldberg is going to be on Piers Morgan tomorrow night, making me wonder if Piers Morgan ever does anything other than give tongue baths to chickenshit conservatives like Doughy Pantload and Turd Nuggett and if CNN really stands for "Chickenhawk News Network".

ElPinche May 8, 2012 at 12:59 am

It's a matter of time when we start seeing the Dodge Durango's with the SUVagina parked in front of home depot.

SheriffJoeBiden May 8, 2012 at 1:21 am

First they came for the Truck Nutz…

bflrtsplk May 8, 2012 at 2:59 am

When that truck hits a bump of a dip oor something, those Nutz must scape the pavement. I mean, Yeowy. Those exhaust pipes are hawt.

thatsitfortheother1 May 8, 2012 at 5:24 am

That truck is from Georgia. Aren't the scrota there nomally in the driver's seat?

niblick77 May 8, 2012 at 8:08 am

If I had a son he would have Truck Nutz like that.

BTWBFDIMHO May 8, 2012 at 8:10 am

I saw this bumper sticker here in TX:
"A Man and his Truck. What a wonderful thing."

BaldarTFlagass May 8, 2012 at 8:14 am

So, according to the AP article, Hispanic guy is driving through the South, with no driver's license, with a big pair of testicles hanging from the bumper just below a Canadian license plate. I guess he never saw the ending of Easy Rider.

proudgrampa May 8, 2012 at 9:21 am

That's ballsy.

Preferred Customer May 8, 2012 at 9:31 am

"Replica of testicles" = Replicles. My new truck nutz competitor.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 8, 2012 at 9:37 am

Le sigh… RIP Maurice Sendak.

The Atlantic piece I linked to has my favorite Sendak quote, from an interview in comics format Sendak did with Art Spiegelman:

"People say, 'Oh, Mr. Sendak. I wish I were in touch with my childhood self, like you!' As if it were all quaint and succulent, like Peter Pan. Childhood is cannibals and psychotics vomiting in your mouth! I say, 'You are in touch, lady–you're mean to your kids, you treat your husband like shit, you lie, you're selfish… That is your childhood self!"

(dead link at the Atlantic; the New Yorker piece is only available online if you have a subscription, so I won't link)

not that Dewey May 8, 2012 at 10:11 am

: (

Long Live Little Bear!

Doktor StrangeZoom May 8, 2012 at 10:21 am

Aha–at least I found a link to the relevant part of that comic… http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gVb0rbDDDdw/TyYUXGS4PGI

Sir_Fartz_Alot May 8, 2012 at 9:44 am

wiener mobile libel!!!!1!!!

LetUsBray May 8, 2012 at 9:51 am

Off topic, but does anyone know what's up with Media Matters' web site? I've been getting nothing but an "Internal Server Error" page for over 24 hours now.

not that Dewey May 8, 2012 at 9:53 am

I just got in. I was greeted with the horrifying visage of Rush Limbaugh, grimacing.

LetUsBray May 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

Not me. Maybe it's my computer?

spareme May 8, 2012 at 10:03 am

I can't wait to dangle a vagina off the trailer hitch on my Mercedes.

cheetojeebus May 8, 2012 at 10:11 am

There's an Ed Gein joke* in there somewhere.

*if that is at all possible? but hey, this is wonkette!

vtxmcrider May 8, 2012 at 10:38 am

That truck in Tennessee has black TruckNutz. How dare he shove black testicles in the white man's face! That is an affront to common decency in Tennessee, and the owner is very lucky that the KKK has not already torched that fucking truck.

vtxmcrider May 8, 2012 at 10:58 am

“This object was a pair of large fleshy testicles,” the officer wrote. “This item was flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public and other motorists.”

The size of a softball and anatomically correct? They sure as hell love to brag down south. But we believe that shit as much as we believe that the south will rise again.

LiveToServeYa May 8, 2012 at 11:46 am

Teabaggin' roadkill 4 teh win.

ttommyunger May 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm

O.K., so his hat and dick size match, but why advertise it?

Negropolis May 7, 2012 at 10:18 pm

In the Southwest, they do xeriscaping, which is a zillion times better than concrete.

Arken May 7, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Yes, but I think that's asking far too much from a guy who puts chrome truck nutz on his truck. Concrete is doable.

not that Dewey May 8, 2012 at 8:56 am

Xeriscaping, in its simplest form, is just gravel and tumbleweed. Once a year you take the propane torch to the tumbleweeds, et voila!

Arken May 8, 2012 at 9:04 am

Again- chrome truck nutz.

Biff May 8, 2012 at 11:42 am

You've seen my place on Google Earth, obvs.

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