Michelle Obama Is Weak On Obesity, Nation Keeps Getting Fatter

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That's MRS. Flotus to you... Hey there, you might want to put down your Fritos for a second, because this is gross: In 2005, “being obese or overweight caused an estimated 216,000 deaths from heart disease, diabetes and other conditions, researchers estimated, while another 191,000 deaths resulted from being physically inactive.” Do you hear that? If you sit on your couch long enough, you will just spontaneously drop dead. Of course, this is the sort of thing our First Lady Michelle Obama has been trying to prevent from happening, through her dance-a-thons and grocery superstores that apparently aren’t getting built. But the obesity epidemic continues, and the kids just keep getting fatter, no matter how many celebrity endorsements the Let’s Move! campaign receives. “But that isn’t enough, say public health leaders frustrated with the slow progress in stemming America’s obesity epidemic. Something more ambitious is needed, they argue — something more like the anti-tobacco movement.” Cue the terrifying obesity PSAs!

So obesity continues, because of things like free cake, with your fried chicken family dinner. What is a First Lady to do?

“When I look at what’s going on with obesity, it reminds me of what was going on with tobacco in the ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s, when there was a lot of emphasis on personal responsibility, voluntary self-regulation, and trying to make safe cigarettes,” said Stanton Glantz, director of the Center for Tobacco Control Research and Education at the University of California-San Francisco.

That approach didn’t work, and efforts to reduce smoking didn’t really have much success until advocates shifted their emphasis from changing individual behavior to community-based activism and holding cigarette manufacturers accountable for harmful products, Glantz said.

A similar shift is needed today in the fight against America’s expanding waistlines, many experts believe. Instead of approaching obesity as a personal issue, it needs to be redefined as a community challenge that calls for collective action and wide-ranging policy changes such as more informative food labels, limits on marketing to children, and taxes on unhealthy products, they argue.

 
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HA HA NICE TRY. America would just like to continue to kill itself, please, because Freedom. We will just watch our Michelle on the teevee weight loss shows, while we eat our Krispy Kremes. And smoke our cigarettes. [USA Today]

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58 comments

  1. nounverb911

    "And smoke our cigarettes. "
    Isn't smoking good for weight loss? Why does Michelle hate weight loss?

    1. SorosBot

      Certainly I know from my last attempt to quit that not smoking is great for weight gain.

      1. proudgrampa

        That was my experience, too. I gained a LOT of weight after I quit smoking. But after a second bout of pneumonia, I decided it was more important to breathe than to worry about my weight.

    2. RedneckMuslin

      I know when my mother got cancer from smoking she lost a lot of weight.

      Nothing funny down that road. Just sayin'.

  2. Mahousu

    No stimulus = second recession = no jobs = everyone on food stamps.
    BUT no food stamps = no food = no obesity.

    Thank you, GOP, for doing what Michelle couldn't manage.

    1. MarionNYNY

      Actually, no food stamps = consumption of the cheapest possible food, which is generally the highly processed stuff with a shitload of various forms of sugar including the kinds that come so cheap thanks to farm subsidies. Plus school systems have contracts for cheap high calorie junk from big food and agriculture (from womb to tomb in the shortest possible time) and the kids will be more dependent on those meals once food stamps are eliminated, so obesity rates will actually RISE.

    2. fuflans

      HA! i just posted this on another thread:

      A study out this week from Fitch Ratings and Oxford Economics suggests that stimulus spending in America in response to the fiscal crisis increased aggregate GDP by more than 4%, which, say the researchers, implies “that the US might still be mired in a recession” without the intervention.

      but thanks for all the loyal opposition support, wingtards.

  3. OzoneTom

    Cue the Romney camp coming-down with the vapours due to this personal attack on Gov. Christie.

        1. James Michael Curley

          Christie has been spending his summers in the Governor's Beach House in Island Beach State Park, NJ. A friend who worked for Sen. Cody tells me it has a walk in refrigerator. Not a walk in meat keeper as in a butcher's shop, but a walk in refrigerator in which there is a food prep table in the middle and shelves along the sides to hold refrigerated food.

  4. freakishlywrong

    Today, we are all food stamp deprived, obese diabetics living in food deserts.

    1. chicken_thief

      I'd upfist you for that, but I'd have to get off the couch…. so, maybe tomorrow….

        1. Butch_Wagstaff

          Just today my partner was telling me about a recent cremation at his work. It was a woman who was 5'2" and weighed 400 pounds. I couldn't even picture that in my head at all. It took four men to lift her body. After she was cremated, it took hours for the ashes to cool off.
          But THIS story: Holy fuck!

          1. James Michael Curley

            Everytime Mrs. Curley sweetly and generously offers me another piece of pie I ask: “Do you want to pay for six pall bearers or 8.”

          2. James Michael Curley

            Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

  5. KennyFuckingPowers

    My body is a Temple. Nothing but the best goes into it. That's a good thing. Now then, if my body was a Mosque, would I be any less fuckin' picky about what goes into it?

  6. Oblios_Cap

    So obesity continues, because of things like free cake

    There is a terrifying consistency here with the "let them eat cake" economic programs being promoted by the powers that be. I think it's because The Rich want people to be too fat to chase the bankers with pitchforks and torches.

  7. spends2much

    Mitt will weigh in , if you will, when there is an epidemic of obese rich people. Until then, whatever the poors do with their collected bacon grease is no concern of his.

  8. SayItWithWookies

    Our corporate overlords stress personal responsibility — especially in the ads for the unhealthful shit that their armies of psychologists and marketing experts use to short-circuit our already underdeveloped rational-though lobe.

  9. LastGasp

    Instead of approaching obesity as a personal issue, it needs to be redefined as a community challenge that calls for collective action…

    What's that I hear? Sounds like the wingnuts screaming "SOCIALISM!"

  10. Arkoday

    "If you sit on your couch long enough, you will just spontaneously drop dead."
    Man, I'm so glad I spend my day in the much healthier computer chair. No couches for this health-freak.

    1. chicken_thief

      I don't think he smokes, but he clearly inhales all things that might be categorized as "food".

  11. johnnymeatworth

    On the plus side, the inactivity makes being a chubby chaser that much easier….

  12. SexySmurf

    Once again, I've got the perfect solution. Michelle could start a "Just Say No" to junk food campaign, and Barack could sell black market Twinkies to fat kids in Compton to fund the Afghan War.

  13. Mumbletypeg

    This is the result of America's lingering contempt for austerity, no different than our Frenchy counterparts.

    Wanted: more exertion/ get-the-blood-flowing; less sedentary or intimidated by stairwells. incorporate stretches into your routine and walk (across the parking lot to your destination, not circling around in your gas-guzzler to get closer to Food Emporium). Completely befuddle your friends waiting for the elevator while you dash up/ down the stairs instead. Quelle moderne idee!

    Nevermind the French paradox. All in favor of more austere self-regulation, say 'yea.' All in opposition, say beignets

      1. Mumbletypeg

        …all in opposition (I thought of another): say "Segway®!" *

        *having just spotted some Segway-riding tourists in the Shockoe district on my lunch break~

  14. ManchuCandidate

    After watching my ex-housemate go from 240 pounds down to 225 then balloon to almost 300 in 8 years, I can say that some need to stop buying tickets for trips down the Denial or take Home Ec and learn how to fucking shop smarter or especially in his case, grow the fuck up.

  15. Hedley_Lamarr

    How about heroin in our school lunches? I've never seen a fat junkie. Kids just LOVE that shit.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      And the winos down on the Bowery are all nice and trim. (Or at least they were, before CBGBs closed and the neighborhood went all to hell.)

  16. SoBeach

    "…efforts to reduce smoking didn’t really have much success until advocates shifted their emphasis from changing individual behavior to community-based activism…"

    Good Idea. Treat fatty-fatness like smoking. Put up "No Eating" signs everywhere, and make those still addicted to food stand outside sneaking bites while everyone walking by shoots them disapproving looks.

    1. James Michael Curley

      If they insist on eating on the bus or train, make them run along side while they do so.

  17. prommie

    You couldn't come up with any campaign thats scarier than just looking around at the clientele inside a random WalMart. But they seem to love it. I think some of them start a regime of weight gain just so they get to ride around in those fucking motorized carts.

  18. mormos

    cheapest food = unhealthiest food
    poorest americans = unhealthiest americans

    you can't explain it!

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Money doesn't go in, healthy meals don't come out. Who can explain that?

  19. owhatever

    Not to worry. Paul Ryan's budget plan will make it impossible for 99 percent of the population to get fat.

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