Cherished Tea Party “fixer” Michele Bachmann has lent her vast international credibility to the campaign of Mitt Romney, endorsing him at a Virginia event this afternoon. “On November 6th,” her announcement actually reads, “the only option is Mitt Romney for President.” How was she able to contain this salvo of devotion to her hero, Mitt Romney, for so long? Well, she hates him. Remember how she ran for the presidency because she hated Mitt Romney so much? She’s great.
Here are some previous compliments she gave the Mitt Romney campaign this election cycle.
- “No, he cannot beat Obama because his policy is the basis for Obamacare. The signature issue of Obama is Obamacare. You can’t have a candidate who has given the blueprint for Obamacare. It’s too identical. It’s not going to happen. We have to have a candidate, a bold distinct candidate in the likeness of Ronald Reagan.”
- “We cannot preserve liberty for ourselves and our posterity if the choice in next November is between a frugal socialist and an out-of-control socialist.”
- “It’s highly unlikely that he will ever truly repeal, the number one duty of the next president of the United States. We have to repeal it. We have one chance. That’s it. I don’t think Mitt Romney will do it.”
Hey, whatever it takes to pay off that campaign debt.
[WSJ]
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I love how all of the ex-candidates have made their pro-Obama campaign tapes already.
I believe I mentioned this a while ago. The Obama campaign doesn't have to spend a whole lot of money on new commercials. Just run those put together by the former GNoP candidates ripping (r)Money.
If there is no Democratic PAC already working on this, somebody deserves criminal charges!
Because the DNC certainly doesn't have the balls to do it.
Michele, we've discussed this before. Every time you tell a lie, God kills another foster child.
Yes, but you still get to collect the monthly check from the state if you bury the body where no one can find it.
She's in Virginia? and here I am without my ICBMs.
Now Miche1e has more time to play dress-up with Marcus.
"It's too identical."
*face plant*
"…and not unique enough."
"I'm 110% behind Mitt Romney but then again, I'm crazy as a shithouse rat!"
Just like she's 110% behind Marcus Bachmann as she mounts him daily with a strapon.
Other way around from what I've seen.. .http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/michele-bachmann-bent-over-taking-from-behind__oPt.jpg
In private dude. In private.
Crazy Eyes endorses Sinister Eyes.
Make that Sinister Ocular Input Devices.
Come on, Mittens.
Here's your V.P. candidate, now!
'Mittens-Bachmann-Turner Diaries Overdrive'
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Now Mitt has sewn up the married-to-an-obvious-closet-case vote!
Michele was full of shit before she was full of shit.
Be what you're good at…
In recent weeks, she has repeatedly hinted an endorsement was forthcoming, and recently quoted The Wizard of Oz to note, “All in good time, my pretty.”
Oh fabulous. Let's see if she melts!
*fills bucket with water and takes aim*
….while adding "and your little dog, too." as the crowd stared in blank confusion at what brought about such a phrase.
Can you imagine the shame she must feel saying something nice about Mitt?
That's schaedenfreude on a whole new level.
You're assuming that she is capable of shame.
You made me feel all warm and fuzzy with that thought – LOL!
Can you imagine the shame he must be feeling at having to court the supporters of Crazy Eyes? If there is anything left within him to die, a little bit of that is dying.
But didn't her husband just get fired from the Romney campaign?
For being gay?
She hated him before she loved him.
It's a holy hell marriage between the Talibanevangelicals and the Mormons. Praise JEEBUS!
The Frugal Socialist
I'm so naming my next economic self-help book this.
If the law is surreal, you must repeal.
she just wants his sweet R-money to pay her debts
Obvs so, since Mitten's VP will be that full-figured fellow who hasn't seen his dick in 20 years, except when looking into a mirror on the floor, Chrispy Kreme Christie.
ahhh the amiable and eloquent gov. walrus…koo-koo-ka-choo.
Has she been talking to Mr. Llama again?
A candidate who is distinct from all others, but also identical to Ronald Raygun! That's what we need!
Mittens could be using the same hair dye that Ronnie used. Is that close enough?
St. ron never showed a touch of gray. I think Paul Ryan is more his Doppelgänger. Or at least his hair, the non-Eddie Munster parts of it.
Newt and Crazy Eyes back in the same news cycle. Sweet.
With compliments like that who needs put downs…
Srlsy. "The only option [left]" is about as weak of an endorsement as you can express in English.
"Mitt's mom is so fat, that when she turns all the way around, it's been 365 days." ~M. Bachmann
In that upper left pic Marcus obviously thought he was nailing a tranny.
In the pic to the right of that, Marcus did not expect all that smegma. Michele decides, underneath that pic, that for good PR she has to devour that cheese because she is from the Land o' Lakes.
Today we are all frugal socialists, getting our asses kissed by Michele.
Oh please, like I'd let that insane harpy's lips anywhere near my well-toned glutes.
Her endorsement of the candidate she hates is so diplomatic. She definitely deserves the Secy of State post. Definitely.
That will close some borders.
We have no chance if the Robots and the Lizard People combine forces.
robot lizards are outlawed in AZ
Where does that leave Jan Brewer? She's the queen of the robot lizards!
When robot lizards are outlawed in AZ, only outlaws will be…something, something…
Hateful nut endorses pandering hateful nut. (and they know what you are, Mittens, you're a *gasp* "MODERATE")
She's still hoping for that Second Lady position, as is Marcus.
Someone should really explain to both Michele and Marcus that you do NOT use teeth when putting a wiener in your mouth. I repeat, no teeth!
Ironically, Mickey seems to be the one with more practice…
So much for getting a hot dog at Costco for lunch…
All this flip-flopping is a most appropriate homage to Mittens, their Great White Nope.
That collage is now my desktop..
I haz a sad cuz I just realized that we'll probably never see candidates eat corn dicks at the Iowa State Fair again… Then again, it's Republicans we're talking about here. They don't learn from history so well.
That whole frugal socialist thing has the making of a third party. I can see the campaign banners now.
“Why let Europe have all the fun Vote FS now 25% less spendy”
You get the paperwork started and I'll alert the media.
After you've said the HPV vaccine makes retards, you can skullfuck the truth any way you want. Amirite?
Well of course she can say she endorses a man she hates. Every single one of her relationships with a man is fake.
It's funny (and sadz) 'cause it's true. :(
I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. Igonorance is only bliss for the person holding it; it's hell for everyone else that has to interact with the holder.
"Who let the dogs out? Woof Woof Woof!"
-Bachmann whoopie track.
The thing for Michelle remains, that Mitt is a (gasp!) Mormon….I understand this, having lived in Salt Lake City for a year back in 1964 – Mormans are not like the rest of us (They told me!) – They once shut down the U.S. Post Office for a week because it was delivering mail during their summer holy Mormon week. For all the folks not Mormon living in the Salt Lake area, it's a lot like being a Muslim in Michigan, a very second- or third-class place… and talk about patriarchy!….women are definitely third-class citizens….these are still very real issues to the Morman Bishopric (a club in which Mitt is a big member)…to a born-again evengelical like Michelle, it's got to chafe…..
You just know that Michele, Santorum, and Perry are cussing the fact that they lost to that Satan Worshipper, Rmoney, on a nightly basis.
We had to tell someone from Utah that here in Dc, the Federal Government does not recognize Patriots Day(or Pilgrims day- I don't know- some Utahian holiday) so no, he could not send in his proposal the day after that "holiday"
"You said never pose a politician for a photo with a corn dog? I thought you said 'horn dog!'"
Weird, here I was convinced the number one duty of the president of the United States was to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. Crazy, right?
actually michele – there IS another option in november.
That's not an endorsement.
Bush got tongue. That's an endorsement.
Saying "the only option left" isn't exactly a ringing endorsement…
"The Frugal Socialist?" That was that show on PBS in the '80s with that weird minister guy, right? Every episode, he brought back recipes from workers' paradises worldwide, like Bolshevik Borscht and Nicaraguan Marxist Maduros. But then they caught him poling underage members of the proletariat, and he went off-air in disgrace.
It does sound like some BBC-turned-PBS sitcom, doesn't it?
Also too, Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Lincoln (?) Reagan Reagan Reagan.
I think Lincoln would be too extremist for the Repubs now, 'cause, sometimes, he sounded like a modern Democrat. They would consider him to be a godless socialist.
Ya think?
A ringing endorsement of this caliber will surely make King Cam reconsider giving Mittens a little face time while Mittens is squaring away the Olympics.
Hmm- I didn't know Mittens was gay…
“On November 6th,” her announcement actually reads, “the only option is Mitt Romney for President.”
At last, we see the Republican victory plan. Make sure there are no other options on the ballot.
What a ringing endorsement!
You know what they say, crazy in the eyes, crazy in the…well…I don't really know.
Lazer Eyes endorses Magic Skivvies.
This is good news for Newt Gingrich.
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