Joe The Plumber: What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?

Joe the Plumber went to the White House, you guys, and he stood outside the gates and couldn't get in. That is no way to treat some random schlub running for Congress from ... let's see ... Ohio! Sad face! What is the newest Michael Moore doing in his hot new film "Barack & Me"? Just complaining, mostly. He is very sad and mad and other words that mean those words, because Barack Obama is too busy "golfing" to meet with the world's most famous "plumber," "Joe the." So Joe goes and stands in line with the other common folk, including a large group in matching chartreuse, and then the large group in matching chartreuse is gone, but Joe is still there! It is almost as if it was his turn to go in but that would not have made good film of him getting turned away from the White House! Why does the White House hate Joe the Plumber, and America?

"Dear Mister President," says Joe's blog post, "I stopped by your house the other day because I wanted to talk with you about what's happened since we last met." [Blah blah blah, et cetera, golf, fancy vacations, job creators, blah]

Mister President, I think it's time you and I continued our conversation.

I tried early and late, but you weren't home and I couldn't find anyone to take a message. Perhaps you had a good score at the golf course today? Any luck getting more campaign donations? I'm sure that's taking up a lot of your energy.

Joe's video and blog post don't say which "the other day" he went and sulked outside the White House, but surely it couldn't have been this day. Because then complaining that the president was out golfing would have been disingenuous , and that is a thing that "Joe" "the plumber" would never, evar be. Nope. Just the facts, ma'am, that's our "Joe."

[ JoeForCongress ]