BARACK & ME  10:12 am May 3, 2012

Joe The Plumber: What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Ya gotta get the TruCoat or you'll get oxidization cost you a heck of a lot more than $500!Joe the Plumber went to the White House, you guys, and he stood outside the gates and couldn’t get in. That is no way to treat some random schlub running for Congress from … let’s see … Ohio! Sad face! What is the newest Michael Moore doing in his hot new film “Barack & Me”? Just complaining, mostly. He is very sad and mad and other words that mean those words, because Barack Obama is too busy “golfing” to meet with the world’s most famous “plumber,” “Joe the.” So Joe goes and stands in line with the other common folk, including a large group in matching chartreuse, and then the large group in matching chartreuse is gone, but Joe is still there! It is almost as if it was his turn to go in but that would not have made good film of him getting turned away from the White House! Why does the White House hate Joe the Plumber, and America?

“Dear Mister President,” says Joe’s blog post, “I stopped by your house the other day because I wanted to talk with you about what’s happened since we last met.” [Blah blah blah, et cetera, golf, fancy vacations, job creators, blah]

Mister President, I think it’s time you and I continued our conversation.

I tried early and late, but you weren’t home and I couldn’t find anyone to take a message. Perhaps you had a good score at the golf course today? Any luck getting more campaign donations? I’m sure that’s taking up a lot of your energy.

Joe’s video and blog post don’t say which “the other day” he went and sulked outside the White House, but surely it couldn’t have been this day. Because then complaining that the president was out golfing would have been disingenuous, and that is a thing that “Joe” “the plumber” would never, evar be. Nope. Just the facts, ma’am, that’s our “Joe.”

[JoeForCongress]

 

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{ 161 comments }

Barb May 3, 2012 at 10:13 am

Sorry Joe, all the White House toilets are working today, unlike you.

iburl May 3, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Like he's an actual plumber, I get it.

GOPCrusher May 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm

I'm sure there are millions of other unemployed people that have a better reason to visit the President.

Pithaughn May 3, 2012 at 3:31 pm

congrats on triple digits! Wonk empress of wit.

Barb May 3, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Thanks, I've hit 300 and 400 before, lol.

Pithaughn May 3, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Wow. extreme wit envy here.

ChernobylSoup May 3, 2012 at 10:13 am

Alt text win.

ManchuCandidate May 3, 2012 at 10:15 am

This Joe is NOT a big fucking deal. Not even worth a rat's fuck, actually.

Shellwith2Ls May 3, 2012 at 10:16 am

I'm sorry but why is this asshole still breathing? Ugh!

Tundra Grifter May 3, 2012 at 10:16 am

If Joe T. Plumber (who isn't named "Joe" and isn't a plumber, of course) wants to visit the White House, he should go see his Representative and get a tour ticket. Just like everybody else.

The days of just anyone getting into the White House are gone now, "Joe." George Bush (43) is no longer the President. Who does this guy think he is, Jeff Gannon?

PubOption May 3, 2012 at 10:17 am

Did he visit the Watergate building? I seem to remember that there were some famous plumbers working there, many years ago.

elviouslyqueer May 3, 2012 at 10:17 am

Dear Joe:

Last I checked, I was still the President and you were still an attention-whoring has-been. Now fuck off, before I sic the Secret Service on you.

No love,

Barry

MosesInvests May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

Dear "Joe":
FIFY

sewollef May 3, 2012 at 12:23 pm

I hope that's a real letter.

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:03 am

I don't think he's even a "has-been." You would have actually had to have been something to be a has-been. Samel-not-a-Plumber is a "never-was".

Boojum May 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

The White House staff missed a golden opportunity to get that leaky toilet fixed.

NorthStarSpanx May 3, 2012 at 10:27 am

When it comes to action, I don't think Joe (he's kind of like a plumber) can perform.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

"Joe" doesn't even know how to spell his fake name properly. You think he knows jack squat about his fake profession?

Chet Kincaid May 3, 2012 at 11:06 am

Obama missed a "golden" opportunity to piss on Joe's shining pate from the White House balcony.

horatiusbridges May 4, 2012 at 12:37 am

Joe Biden's mouth cannot be fixed.

DemmeFatale May 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

Nice "Toddlers and Tiaras" smile, Joe!

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

Everywhere. Like such as.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:14 pm

And also too, you betcha.
*wink*

boobookitteh May 3, 2012 at 10:21 am

So, wait. Any asshole can just show up to chat with the President?

Oh, that's right. No. Any random asshole can not just show up for a chat with the President. I thought I was in bizarro world for a moment.

sewollef May 3, 2012 at 12:25 pm

No, sorry. Bizarro world is right next door to Arizona though, if that helps.

I got my GPS on my phone see… so I know these things.

StarsUponThars May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

Dear God, if you're still in a smiting mood, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE …

CalamityJames May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

Small bit of advice for those fine, upstanding, douche bag citizens seeking an audience with the Prez.: PUT ON A PAIR OF APPROPRIATE SLACKS AND A NICE SHIRT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Terry May 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

It would also be a good idea to call for an appointment, going through your Congressional delegation is a good start.

GOPCrusher May 3, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Of course it helps if you're not calling your Congress person a Socialist asshole because you are trying to take their job.

Terry May 3, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Yes, well, there's that.

widestanceromance May 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

His usual 'court day' outfit was still sopping something up in his trailer.

ThundercatHo May 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

If I was ever lucky enough to have an appointment with our Prez the first thing I'd do is beg and plead for a consultation with Tim Gunn.

chascates May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

The President was busy on the phone with Bristol Palin.

Barb May 3, 2012 at 10:35 am

Yes, he saw her Facebook page where she professed to be a God-fearing Christian in an attempt to make us forget what a Godless whore she really is.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:41 am

I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she breaks into a cold sweat when she enters a church.

Barb May 3, 2012 at 10:50 am

This is the church
and this is the steeple
open my legs
and see all the people

Fare, I love ya so much that I left my Zuma game to post this. Now I have to start over.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:53 am

Worth it <3

Guppy May 3, 2012 at 11:35 am

I don't mind hoes. In fact, I'm rather quite fond of them.

Hypocrites, on the other hand…

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm

"she breaks into a cold sweat when she enters a church."

That's not hoes, that's heathens, and…

AGGGHHH!!
The holy water!
It burns!
It BURRRNNNNSS!

Chow Yun Flat May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

I thought you'd like to hear how all that is working out for us out here in the real world. my rage driven fantasy that the world cares about what I do.

Chill-A-Sketch May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

You'd think this turd would've ran out of money by now.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

Why do you think he couldn't get into the tour?

sullivanst May 3, 2012 at 10:58 am

Wingnut welfare never runs out.

vodkamuppet May 3, 2012 at 11:19 am

Has he even paid his back taxes yet?

Jukesgrrl May 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

His buddy Joe Walsh told him he didn't have to. Getting all that financial stuff straightened out to run for Congress is just a formality no one pays attention to.

ifthethunderdontgetya May 3, 2012 at 10:23 am

… Ohio! Sad face!

TELL ME ABOUT IT!
~

DaRooster May 3, 2012 at 10:24 am

Joe’s video and blog post don’t say which “the other day”

" but he did say it ended in Y after someone pointed it out to him."

chicken_thief May 3, 2012 at 10:24 am

Oh, for Christ sake, Sam, shut the fuck up.

Beowoof May 3, 2012 at 10:24 am

Just the facts, I think Joe Friday would have jailed this fucker for impersonating a licensed plumber.

UnholyMoses May 3, 2012 at 10:26 am

Any luck getting more campaign donations?

Ummm … excuse me, Not Joe the Not A Plumber, but, um, what's that on your site? Is it a … a … **gasp** … DONATION PAGE where people can, ya know, give you campaign donations?

Now go fuck yourself with a rusty-yet-reliable chainsaw.

Twice.

BaldarTFlagass May 3, 2012 at 10:26 am

He's like a male version of Sarah Palin.

chascates May 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

I thought Ann Coulter was the male version of Sarah Palin?

ManchuCandidate May 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

Penis Libel!

DaRooster May 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

Spawn of…

el_donaldo May 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

Snow (Country) White (Girl) has a lot of dwarves. Joe the Plumber is Sleepy. Joe Miller is Shooty. Or is Allen West Shooty? They're both Shooty.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

Herman Cain is Dicky. Darrel Issa is Grand Theft Auto-y.

Jukesgrrl May 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Allen West is Mouthy. Grandpa Cornpants is Dopey. Joe Walsh is Brokey.

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:06 am

Shooty 1 and Shooty 2.

Terry May 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

No, Old Sarah has a bit more motivation than he has and she's a lot more conniving.

Chet Kincaid May 3, 2012 at 11:09 am

Amazingly, Palin is more accomplished than Joe.

ThundercatHo May 3, 2012 at 11:46 am

Any one of my 3 dogs is more accomplished than Sammy-Jo. At least they know better than to go out in public and make total assholes out of themselves. Well, except that whole pooping outside thing, we hope.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I don't know your dogs, but I'm guessing they're more discerning than the average wing-nut, because there's some shit even *they* won't eat.

fuflans May 3, 2012 at 6:33 pm

you sure?

fuflans May 3, 2012 at 6:35 pm

and another reason jon mccain will never ever ever work off his karma.

DaRooster May 3, 2012 at 10:27 am

So isn't there some new "take 'em out" law about the White House grounds?
Missed a shot there…

RedneckMuslin May 3, 2012 at 11:00 am

yeah, "stand your ground" would have worked here.

Guppy May 3, 2012 at 11:39 am

Wrong side of the Potomac.

grandinquisitor May 3, 2012 at 10:28 am

It's inspiring to know that in America there is still always a chance for ordinary people to rise and become shameless hucksters and con men.

SudsMcKenzie May 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

If he has any literature on his hair tonic, I would love to read it.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:34 pm

His ideas are interesting to me, and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

HELisforHEL May 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Such a classic line.

Jukesgrrl May 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Mr. Plumber has taken to heart the sage advice that no one ever underestimated the stupidity of the American people.

el_donaldo May 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

Sorry I missed you, Joe. I was in Afghanistan, doing something important.

Kind of like when you went to Israel, only, you know, important.

-B.H.O.

Dildeaux May 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

Sam the non-plumber goes to DC and gets ignored. A lesson for Ohio voters.

BTW: this fuckstick gets trucked in November.

metamarcisf May 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

I called the phone number on Joe's website because some moron houseguest stuffed a beer bottle with used tampons and tried to flush it down the toilet.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:35 pm

In one of those "circle of life" things, it was actually Joe who did that.

smitallica May 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

I won't believe in a loving god until I see a front-page photo of this asshole out cold in front of the White House with a fucking secret service tranq dart in his meaningless neck.

Terry May 3, 2012 at 10:45 am

How about a German shepherd or two?

GOPCrusher May 3, 2012 at 1:25 pm

You know, this asshole would be the kind of person that would have James O'Keefe filming a video of him trying to climb the fence at the White House and getting the shit tasered out of him, so it could be posted on WND as further proof that Obama hates Americans and Xtians.

ChessieNefercat May 3, 2012 at 5:30 pm

So there is a use for O'Keefe?

Huh.

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:08 am

Me? Why, I'd be happy just to see a mugshot.

freakishlywrong May 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

Jesus, his 15 minutes were over 4 years ago. And someone should ask Sam why the fuck Democratic presidents can't golf or campaign for re-election. I'm so fucking sick of this guano.

Mumbletypeg May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

He even found critics within PJs Media soon after announcing they were sending him overseas as a 'war correspondent' [c. 2009]:

Joe’s roller coaster ride in the spotlight has been the epitome of what Bob Dylan famously termed a simple twist of fate. If we are to be truly honest with ourselves we must admit one thing: had Barack Obama taken ninety seconds longer to eat his waffle that morning, it might well be Pete the Pest Control Guy packing his bags for Damascus this week.

Joe 'the Dumber' 's limited shelf life wasn't lost even on those with reason to cash in on his notoriety. His best known stunt as of now, is wearing-out his welcome before he's even been admitted for entry.

OldWhiteLies May 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

I'm thinkin that the expiration date stamped on his not-a-plumber's butt preceded his delivery.

Just sayin.

NorthStarSpanx May 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

Looks like you've been eating well since the last time you and Barack talked.

MissNancyPriss May 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Ahahahahahahahahaha

weejee May 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

Holy hemorrhoids Batman, Joe has been endorsed by Adam Allen West.

freakishlywrong May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

And somehow, that's a plus for the rabid "base".

ifthethunderdontgetya May 3, 2012 at 10:51 am

He doesn't have a prayer, he's running in the district that was created by squeezing Kucinich's and Kaptur's together (OH-09) via gerrymandering.
~

ThundercatHo May 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

I can't wait to see Marcy "debate" this wad.

DaRooster May 3, 2012 at 10:34 am

Uh Joe… was that the day he was in Afghanistan, trying to fix what you murderous fucking Repugnants started?

prommie May 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

He needs to team up with pimply O'Keefe.

Fare la Volpe May 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

You mean pimpy O'Keefe.

BigSkullF*ckingDog May 3, 2012 at 10:38 am

I could really do without the ads with sound when I am looking at my wonkette at work.

metamarcisf May 3, 2012 at 10:45 am

Just mute the sound

widestanceromance May 3, 2012 at 10:38 am

STAND YOUR GROUND, MR. PRESIDENT!

Biel_ze_Bubba May 3, 2012 at 10:39 am

"i'm Joe, and I approved this message."

You loitered around, didn't get in (forgot to reserve a spot, didn't you?), and then went home. The only "message" here is that you're not very good at much of anything.

(The International Brotherhood of Plumbers and Pipefitters should sue this meathead for libel.)

Jukesgrrl May 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Hey, lay off. He was effectively demonstrating his influence in our nation's capital. What else is a campaign ad supposed to do?

PlanetWingNut May 4, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Plumber's Crack Libel!!!!

Toomush_Infer May 3, 2012 at 10:41 am

Maybe he should try the Pentagon…..Video or STFU!…

SorosBot May 3, 2012 at 10:41 am

Who?

DaRooster May 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

"What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?"

Um… anything.

Biff May 3, 2012 at 10:47 am

Oh for fuck's sake.

MarionNYNY May 3, 2012 at 10:48 am

How much money has "Joe" made off of this starting from the moment he got to ask then-candidate Obama a question? Has he paid any taxes on it?

prommie May 3, 2012 at 11:10 am

Apparently not enough to buy a tie.

MarionNYNY May 3, 2012 at 10:53 am

Just watched the video and realized it's a campaign ad. Maybe it's not such a great idea to get filmed acting like a slightly menacing ditz when you're running for office.

Doktor StrangeZoom May 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

The "slightly menacing ditz" market segment is a growth industry these days.

GOPCrusher May 3, 2012 at 1:29 pm

It is when you're pandering to the Tea Bagger demographic. Maybe in his next one, he can include our good friend Dale Peterson and his trusty rifle.

randcoolcatdaddy May 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

This is sorta like "Billy Jack Goes to Washington", except with more septic tank clogs.

Chow Yun Flat May 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

He even fails at attention whoring.

Pithaughn May 3, 2012 at 11:10 am

I see religious believers making this mistaken assumption all the time. "The all powerful creator of the Universe loves me and listens to me when ever I want, so EVERY body should care about me too!! "

miss_grundy May 3, 2012 at 11:11 am

What is it about this stupid redneck from Ohio? He isn't a plumber and his name isn't even Joe. The jerk couldn't pass the licensing exam in his home state. Like the leader of the free world is going to give this bonehead his time? I'm nobody and if I saw him on the street, I would tell him to go f**k himself.

Arken May 3, 2012 at 11:22 am

Joe the Passive-Agressive

dsgruntled May 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

If I saw this ass clown at my door I wouldn't let him in either!

GOPCrusher May 3, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Jehovah's Witnesses pretend they're not home when Joe comes knocking.

slowhansolo May 3, 2012 at 11:33 am

"Joe" the "Plumber" is the "greatest" "statesman" to "organically emerge" upon the stage of our American "democracy."

vodkamuppet May 3, 2012 at 11:34 am

Do you think he realizes that he'd still be an unemployed complete nobody without Barack Obama? He's an unemployed obscure joke for political wonks to mock now but at least there's a grift there and he owes them griftin' munneez to Nobama.

Stevola May 3, 2012 at 11:36 am

The President is NOT ALLOWED to golf!

"Now watch this drive"

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:13 am

"This black president is now allowed to golf!"

/fixed

Guppy May 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

"Don't you know who I am?"

JustPixelz May 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

"I stopped by your house the other day …."

Obama not home, eh? One of the "other days" he may mean is the day the President of the United States was in Afghanistan. Playing golf or fund raising with the troops is what Wurzelbacher suspects. Typical Un-American behavior. Wurzelbacher undermining the Command-in-Chief while we're at war, I mean.

Generation[redacted] May 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Joe who?

Chow Yun Flat May 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Fuck you, Joe the Plumber. Why don't you set yourself on fire in front of the Washington Monument–that will get you the publicity you so obviously crave.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 6, 2012 at 3:38 am

That would take all the fun out of pissing on him.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:11 pm

The fact that he was wearing chartreuse is, in and of itself, enough of a reason to tell him to get lost.

Ducksworthy May 3, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Rebecca, please do not give this moron any more attention. The end.

Nostrildamus May 3, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Man, I hope this guy never goes away. His arrogance, dishonestly and stupidity make him the ultimate GOP poster boy. They should mint him a commemorative coin or something.

ShunkW May 3, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Joe the Plunger strikes again.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:39 pm

For someone of Plumber Gump's "intellect", that counts as complicated.

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:40 pm

“I stopped by your house the other day because I wanted to talk with you about what’s happened since we last met.”

It's not Wal-Mart, asshat; they don't just let any schmuck with nothing to do wander in from off the street.

ttommyunger May 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Nice of the Koch's to buy you a shirt with a collar. The sport's coat is a nice touch, too. Too bad clothes really don't make the man.

HELisforHEL May 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Sorry "Joe", Pink did a much better job with her 'Dear Mr. President'. Of course, she was singing about your asshat hero W, so you wouldn't understand.

ElPinche May 3, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Dear Creepy Bald Fuck,
Quit stalking the POTUS or say hello to SEAL 6.

-Love
Secret Service

imissopus May 3, 2012 at 12:56 pm

If I'm not mistaken there, Joe, it's very simple to know when the president is home. If the flag atop the White House is not flying, he's out of town. If the flag is flying, the prez is at least in town, so if you hang around long enough, he'll be back.

Oh wait, you didn't really care and this is just a cheap stunt for a campaign ad to sucker the rubes? In that case, next time try scaling the WH fence. Shows how determined you are, it'll go over great with the voters.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 6, 2012 at 3:41 am

And don't forget your concealed carry permit. The Secret Service guys will ask for it. Or maybe they'll just find it in your pocket when it's over.

valthemus May 3, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Barack Obama is a horrible person for not taking time from being leader of the world's largest economy to listen to the ignorant blatherings of random schmucks. Shame on you, Mr. President. Shame!

OneYieldRegular May 3, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Free beer at Joe the Plumber's house, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

Gleem McShineys May 3, 2012 at 1:12 pm

If you really want to let Joe the plumber know about this, the best way to do it is to loiter around outside his house for a while and videotape yourself muttering about it.

Tommy1733 May 3, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Thanks Joe, but we have enough arrogant conservative half-thinking douchebags in Congress at the moment. We'll call you if anything opens up.

owhatever May 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Psst, Joe? The high spiky iron fence, the huge concrete gate house and the gunned-up uniformed Secret Service guards and the black-clad snipers on the roof of the White House and the Marines standing guard at the front door should have been pretty good hints that creeps like you don't get inside without an invitation.

ChessieNefercat May 3, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Oh, and Joe? Don't get your head stuck inside the mailbox looking for an invitation.

Mumbly_Joe May 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm

He's not a real congressional candidate, either.

LiberalMantra May 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm

*I tried early and late, but you weren’t home*

Was he looking at the White or the Blah House?

finallyhappy May 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I am not a moronic fucking asshole like Joe- I love the Prez, his family and MY dog,Bo- and I can't get into the White House either. So it is equal opportunity denial.

ChessieNefercat May 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Oh Joe, you silly dolt! The President of the United States of America doesn't read your blog!

Think about that, Joe. Why might that be?

ChessieNefercat May 3, 2012 at 5:33 pm

He's long since forgotten the actual conversation, and only has the GOP talking points version to go by.

glamourdammerung May 3, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Maybe President Obama did not want to be a distraction since you were taking so long on getting that plumber's license, let alone buying that business "Joe".

glamourdammerung May 3, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Maybe this was all part of "Joe"'s clever plan of hanging out at the White House, then whining about how President Obama was hanging out with a domestic abuser that does not pay their taxes and threatens government officials.

didgen May 3, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Dear Secret Service;
Sorry for snickering at you over that Hooker thing. You obviously do know how to do your job.
America

fuflans May 3, 2012 at 10:10 pm

also, i fucking hate chartreuse.

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:01 am

Isn't that adorable? He actually thinks that he is a plumber and important and such as bless his heart.

Negropolis May 4, 2012 at 2:15 am

How did he escape going through the criminal justice system? Why isn't this man in jail, for, well…anything, yet?

PlanetWingNut May 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm

SInce he was in DC he should have gone to the Crew Club (for the unknowing…its a bahthouse…i was about to say gay bathhouse, but redundant no?) that place is always open!

voodooeconomics May 6, 2012 at 9:55 am

Say Joey, whats your Platform man?

LibertyLover May 7, 2012 at 10:11 am

3 o'clock and no one's home? Obama's probably getting the girls from school. You could have checked back later… just wait until after snack time.

LibertyLover May 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

Doesn't Joe know that he needs to contact his Congress critter to get a pass to get in to see Obama? Or is that why he wants to be in Congress? So he can get all the passes himself?

Terry May 3, 2012 at 10:46 am

They're all in ethics training at the moment.

friendlyskies May 3, 2012 at 12:19 pm

They've been told not to interact with whores.

Barb May 3, 2012 at 10:56 am

Huggles!

tessiee May 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Do you do huggles while wearing a Snuggie?

HELisforHEL May 3, 2012 at 12:40 pm

And we have a winner!

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