We do not care if that nice Ann Romney’s shirt cost $990. The lady is a billionaire or something, she can buy silken togs. (This, like the “private chef service” that so enraged the National Review when working mom Moochelle Obama dared avail herself of it, falls into the category of “aspirational wealth” that most working women would like, and mostly see no problem with!) No, here is what concerns us regarding that nice Ann Romney’s sartorial choice: it also came with matching pants.
So if that screaming eagle up top is about to tear into that nice Ann Romney’s poor defenseless right nipple, well, where exactly would the screaming eagle on her crotch be headed? These are the things that keep us up at night, worrying and fretting and pure-cold-sweating: that that nice Ann Romney might be attacked in her nethers by carnivorous birds with beaks and talons sharp, just so she can walk around looking like a human version of Stephen Colbert’s studio. Oh, and also that she’s got shitty taste, because gross. [Politico]
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That's the most action her nipples got in 30 years.
"Mitt, I'm uncomfortable when you touch me there. It brings up feelings."
Yeah, like she's ever known the pain of getting her tit caught in the wringer of the washing machine. She's not sure which one is the washer and which one is the dryer.
I have to wonder if she knows where in the house they are located?
Well, they're in the south, in the east and west and up north, over by Tikrit.
She'd have to ask Jeeves.
Jeeves is the Washer. Jeeves Too is the the dryer. Also.
What about Also Jeeves?
She's only dimly aware that such things exist, and certainly doesn't give a hoot. (Yes, I expect the next look to be an owl.)
Silly Barb. In the Romney household, Juanita is the washer, Esmerelda is the dryer. What fun is being rich if you can't make immigrants hand wash your clothes?
jerb creation!
You are probably right. She has to visit the Household Cartographer to visit the vacuum cleaner and ironing board.
Nonsense. The washer has short brown hair. The dryer usually wears a necklace.
Isn't the washer the one the maid loads everything into first?
Dry clean only, so not even an issue.
Another right winger… what's this article say?
She'll be a left-winger after this.
Meta.
I don't know who has a creepier smile, her or her husband. That's the face you give when you let out a fart and want to do your best to conceal it, but the smell is so ghastly, your face starts twitching.
That, my friend, is the face of a wet pussyfart. Duh.
Ann is one of the Queef Sisters?
The smile of the Corporate raider in conversation with a worker organising improved health care when she knows she has already amassed the numbers to 'downsize' the company and sack the uppity pleb.
It's the smile you use when you feel like you are above it all.
What did poor Big Bird do to deserve this?
Uh, hello? NPR? He's a commie.
Well, it looked to me like it was titty skin…
Frank Zappa is better than the old testament for having apropos quotes on damned near every subject
Yup. I was actually listening to Dweezil Zappa's F.O.H. rendition of Titties and Beer entitled Chrissy Puked Twice when I read about Ann's unfortunate nipple.
I highly recommend that two disc set, by the way.
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
That sweater is ugly & it wants to die.
So this is the newest level of Angry Birds? I'll have to take 2 hours out of my day to read the Apple user agreement and then download it.
Don't do it!
In the boss level at the end, you fight Romneypig and he makes a tender offer for your house, then kicks you out and sends your job to Indonesia!
What trick does the bird do?
Spins around and steals all your points.
Bravo.
Ann has had a wee bit of plastic surgery/botox/fillers/rhinoplasty. That shirt is fucking awful btw.
One more facelift and Annie is going to have a goatee.
Watch the evolution of her face.
http://myclob.pbworks.com/w/page/21956775/Ann%20R…
Moar like elevation.
She must have Callista's plastic surgeon on speed dial.
EQ, with her ears pulled to the back of her head, how does she actually use a phone?
Why do they do it? It looks terrible. MrLL's first wife of three, got her eyes done as part of the divorce package and it looks weird, remember how Jack Lemmon looked at the end?
That transition is almost as jarring as the one Hillary Clinton went through when Bubba started playing on the big stage (but hers was less about skin and more about hair and makeup).
So when do you think the work started? Was it standard rich bitch maintenance, or did she do the "hubby is becoming a public figure, I gotta go Stepford" package?
I think it was fairly recent, I really noticed it when she and Mitt were in Pennsylvania.
From that same awful site:
VAN SUSTEREN: Governor, you have been married an awful long time. What was it about your wife? Why did you marry her?
M. ROMNEY: She was gorgeous. That's the reason I took her home. She came with somebody else, and I said, you know…
VAN SUSTEREN: At this party?
M. ROMNEY: At this party. I said, you know…
("you know" what? like, "hey Ann, would you like to fuck me?")
"you know … my family is loaded. My father is CEO of AMC."
Even as a youngling, Mitt was stealing from other people.
Where DO they get those chins. I need to know in case I ever get plastic surgery, so I can show the surgeon what not to do.
I gotta admit, I wouldn't mind getting rid of my jowls…
Go to bed, Walnuts.
That haz the accompanying visual of her riding a horse on her chin.
Isn't it just. And the print on the pants doesn't even come close to matching up, lazy job by Reed Krakoff, Mondo from Project Runway is laughing at them.
http://nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2012/spring…
Oh, good god.
That is an awful, awful outfit, even on a size 2, 18-year-old runway model.
Thank you for posting that. I have been looking at the top part of the blouse all day long and trying to figure out where everyone got an "eagle" out of a "goldfish". Now I'm trying to figure out where everyone is getting "eagle" out of "Sea gull".
Remember when designers made clothes people actually wanted to wear?
Yeah, me neither.
Dear God!
She has had soooo much plastic surgery that she looks like a reject from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Something ain't right about her.
She's as robot-y as he is, just with better animation. Nothing that comes out of her mouth is ever particularly intelligent and she has even less knowledge of how the 99% live than he does. As least he meets one once in awhile firing "it." She had a maid when she was a child.
Ann … _real_ Republicans wear actual dead animals, not frilly designer reproductions of animal carcasses…. sheesh….
When I first looked at that pic for a second it looked like an odd nip-slip.
Designed by 'Reed Krakoff'. More like Reed Crackon.
Poor eagle…did it break its beak on the stone?
In an earlier thread Goonemeritus mentioned the balance between meeting the needs of the guys vs. the gals, what with all the Obama posts. If this is an attempt to find balance, I think I speak for all when I say Ann Romney's nipple does not cut it.
Ann Romney's nipple could cut diamonds
Damn you!
Newt has some for sale. Prbly.
I found the Obama posts considerably easier to fap to.
Cuts diamonds, yes, but not it.
I hope the eagle doesn't contract some dread disease. I bet the most that will happen is the eagle will elect to be a stay at home mom, to raise her boys and be very, very defensive if someone makes a comment about that election.
Let the eagle sore!
Is that a screaming eagle? To me it looks like a large fish. Foul, not fowl.
Butt ugly. As always, 2L is quite correct.
Yeah, more like koi swimming into her armpit.
I thought it was a Loggerhead Turtle. Oh, you mean the design. Not that blonde female thing.
101st Airborne Libel!
It is a bird, but definitely not a bald eagle – I'm thinking some sort of waterfowl like a seagull. Although what is underneath it almost looks like a turtle's shell. Ugly as hell, whatever it is.
Japanese fish. The shirt itself, $9.99 at T J Maxx
At least they weren't WOLVERINES!!!
Reminds me of a t-shirt I had back in the summer of '76. Cost me $8.50, and I thought that was steep.
And are we sure this isn't something Snowbilly picked out in '08, on the RNC's dime? They said they were going to do something with all that tacky shit.
Believe me, Ann Romney isn't into hand-me-downs.
$8.50 in 1976 is about $34 today – yeah, that's a lot for a t-shirt.
She kinda has a bird-like face. Love the precision of the "natural" platinum blonde hair though, a color and style that works so well for First Lady McCain. Spawn of the Ice Queen?
The Romney's other dog abusing friend, Michael Vick also has an Eagles jersey.
A sudden blow, the great wings beating still
Above the staggered girl. Her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
Barry, is that you?
Swan libel.
Somebody get this damn bird off me, she cried…
-Yeats, Affluvia
Great shot, Derrick! Congrats!
$990? Shit, I've seen shirts like that in the men's section of Academy for $19.99. I guess it's true: money can't buy class or taste.
(Speaking of not having class or taste, Newtie is blabbering on & on right now on MSNBC. )
I think Elvis proved that to all of us.
My sainted grandmother always said, "You can have all the money in the world, but it still can't buy you good taste."
Also, Happiness can't buy you money.
As Charlie the Tuna always said, "I don't want nipples with good taste, I want nipples that taste good."
Psst, Editrix?
Bonzai is the tree, Bansai is the cry of the suicide plane-dropper-on-er
Actually, bonsai (bone sigh) is the art/hobby of growing trees in weird ways. Banzai! is the war cry. Trust me, you never forget the look an old Japanese man gives you if you say the latter in praise of his windswept spruce miniature.
Y'know, I knew that, since I've grown a couple in my day…but Japanese was never my strongest language.
Also, Bonzwei is the Japanese term for "Rich Fuck who insists it's their time."
Bonzwei, when parsed in a shared Latin / Germanic context would translate as "good"/Latin "Two"/German. Which seems entirely appropriate given the subject of the thread.
The other famous Japanese war cry: "Babe Ruth Sucks."
Bandai makes toys. And anime, sometimes.
There has to be a magic underwear joke to this. Me, I don't have the snark like most of you.
Hmmm, magic underwear joke?
aBRA, cadaBRA, that is one ugly fucking shirt that should disappear!
A GRAND ON THAT!?!?!?!?!!? That looks like somthing my grand ma would have donated to the Good Will. Shhhhhhsh. Did that sales clerk see her comming.
NEEDZ MOAR WEEPING!!1
Of course it is biting her right nipple. Biting the left is socialism.
Eagle? Looks like a Nexus 6 budgie come back to earth to kill us all. Always shocking just how much money the rich will pay to fail so miserably.
I've pooped things you people wouldn't believe. SKRAAWK!
Is this some kind of Rorschach test? Because I see a photo of a fish vomiting. What do I win?
A fish vomiting her nipple? That makes more sense.
Hmmm. Maybe the outfit was a gift, from like one of the daughters-in-law or something, and Ann's trying to be polite by actually wearing it in public.
If so — it's pure, what-to-get-the-gal-who's-got-everything shopping selection FAIL.
I for one wish her many wonderful hours surrounded by loved ones away from the prying eyes of the public, November can’t come soon enough.
Want to bet it was made in China?
Ann Romney is trying to prove she's just like real Americans by wearing clothes she found on the Wal-Mart clearance rack in the men's section.
I don't know what kind of crazy bird that is. All I can tell you is that is NOT in my bird books!
Tufted titmouse.
Trust me. I know what those guys look like and this ain't he.
Always believe DerrickWIldcat, he's the Birdman of Wonketraz.
I think it is a Tern… but hey, it's her Tern.
(buh dum dum)
Leave no tern unstoned.
Edit: And if it were Michelle Obama, it would be a CominTern
Was that "Tern, Tern, Tern" by The Seagulls?….
You know who else wears a crotch eagle.
(Doper.)
David Copperfield?
“private chef service”
Just a fancy way of saying "caterer". Do they expect that Shelly would be in the kitchen whipping up a big pot of Mac' N Cheese for the State dinners?
BTW, the entire ensemble.
It looks less an eagle than a dove or perhaps a…pigeon.
41% of nymag voters have no taste.
In fairness, he's a local, so he probably got his friends to FReep the poll early.
That's a splash of gaudy for ya.
Dear god, wherever and whoever he/she might or might not be (covered all the bases there), please blind me now. The thought of that woman in the whole outfit just gave me hives and a bad case of acid,reflux.
Eagle? I think not. That is obviously an Albatross hanging around her neck. I'm sure I know it's name; it's on the tip of my tongue….I can't think of it…I'm sure it rhymes with kittens.
It also looks either like a duck or perhaps a Canadian goose. Pick one.
She's prolly never had a goose in her life.
Maybe it is just me, but does anyone think the area between her head and shoulders looks like one of those 60's desk lamps with the adjustable neck?
Do the women Nazi's, oops, I mean mormons, get to wear magic underwear, too?
They wear chastity belts, unlocked as part of the married-unto-receiving-their-own-planet ceremony.
Why does Ann Romoney hate Wal Mart?
Looks like something out of a Hitchcock film, and the bird too.
It's like a bad necktie made into a blouse. I hope the little brown children who made it softened the fabric with their tears.
It's no Three Wolf Moon, that's for sure.
You should get a free subscription to Amazon Prime for that.
Silly people, the Eagle can't get her nipple because she is protected by the majik underwear of Joe Smith.
The double strand of black pearls really ties it all together.
I thought those were eagle eyeballs strung together.
Being rich means you got a lot of money, not that you got good taste. Also, gag, retch, vomit and other words indicating extreme dislike.
so hawt!!!!
There's a link to photos of the matching pants right there in the Politico article:
http://nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2012/spring…
Holy shit! If this is what we have to look forward to, they'll be a big run on eye bleach if Rmoney is elected. Stockpile yours now!
Hey Bigots! That shirt happens to be honoring Parrottoni, the Mormon God of War. Try being tolerant of other religions, people.
Is that Mitt Romney's wife, or the side of a Chevy van in 1983?
Too funny; I thought the graphic was a trout.
I like it; I think it's a tern, and I briefly saw it as a bit of off-the-shoulder skin. At least some of these things make me a bad person.
I believe the Wonkette reporter knows that the Japanese national bird, the koi, is not an eagle. She is either jerking Wonketeers' chains or assuming they are more astute than they are!
looks fishy for an eagle.
It appears Ann could use a drink.
Hey, be nice. That shirt was a present from her son Tagg. Tagg Romney. Really, that's his name. There's Palin blood in there somewhere. Anyway, Tagg loves his mommy and did the body-painting himself.
Looks like Cabela's threw up all lover poor Ann.
This is certainly not what I'm accustomed to seeing being worn around the Mormon Tabernacle.
From the Vulture Capitalist Collection.
She wears disposable paper underwear. It is made of hundred dollar bills.
We watched Colbert and he had what appeared to be the same blonde Fox commentator over and over but now I realize it is just they all use the same plastic surgeon,colorist and make-up artist who works on whomever this badly dressed plastic faced woman is.
I read the article from Huffpo (that was linked. like I read huffpo if requires more than a clickie on one thing). This is a part of some guy who sounds like Karzai, but isn't, because that would be freaky, mind-blowing bizarre, anyway, this collection's bird series.
The hell you say. They're dying to get the Rocky Mt. states where there are more regular people than cultists, and she's wearing a fucking trout. Rainbow trout.
Brett or whatever his name is–the cute guy at the end of Jennie's program (she's welcome to call me DustBowlBlues if she likes) compared the shirt to a tablecloth at a Japanese restaurant. (He had to have meant one of the bogus J's places they chop up meat by tossing it into the air. Or something like that. I haven't been dragged to one of those in years).
I thought his analysis was excellent.
Huh. I could've sworn that critter was a goldfish.
Nobody told me Mormonism forbade optometry – THE MOAR U KNOW!
Welder's goggles & Extra-Strength Gravol sold seperately.
Puts me in mind of the very tasteful wedding of one of Shrub's girls … yep, nothing says "class to spare" quite like commemorative nuptual cow-skull ashtrays. Why are wingnuts so deathly allergic to things like taste & wit?
Congenital glandular mutation is my guess.
I can't find much anything to say about the nipple on a woman who's survived breast cancer.
Meh.
Not to be, um…coy but isn't that a large pond dwelling fish, like the ones in the hotel waterscapes on Maui??
That crappy ensemble cost $990.00. Dang! Give me the $990.00 and I can buy myself a wardrobe to cover all four seasons. Seriously, she has lousy taste in clothes.
Mitt tit for tat.
When she and Mitt get their own planet, after they die, they will make everyone wear fish.
my whole 'wardrobe' didn't cost $990, including shoes. 10 x $30-40 slacks, 10 x $25-35 shirts, 3 boxers for $9.99, shoes $63. Ross Stores is da bomb.
Apparently Annbot was right. It is "her turn" to look like an Ive-got-more-money-than-clothing-sense-firebagger-trailer-trasher hoping to land a gig on TLC.
Well, the folks on Planet Kolob lurve em some eagles on clothing and shit.
"We oppose this shirt, and all shirts like this," said Charles Tunah, the national spokesman for Republican Nipples of America (RNA). "It is against everything we stand for in the arena of Republican nipples."
"I love this shirt, and I love the idea of suckling at the matronly breast of Ms. Romney," said Theodore Nugent, the president of Insane Rockers of America (IRA), a national collective of crazy rock and roll musicians. "This represents all that is great about America, Republicans, and seafood."
She's probably used to have a hand clapped to the back of her head.
If you want to see scary, do teh Google on Bruce Jenner or Kenny Rogers. Looks like they are stuck in a wind tunnel.
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