Er, what? Some surely very nice lady what is married to a North Carolina state Senator has explained the need to vote down any recognition of gay-homosexual relationships (or straight domestic partnerships!) because of how the mud people are taking over the country? Sure, why not! (She did not say “mud people,” she just meant it, because of the Constitution?) Chad Nance is a freelance journalist, and he says he recorded a conservation with Jodie Brunstetter, wife of NC state Senator Peter Brunstetter, asking her over and over why she kept bringing up “the Caucasian race” while talking to poll workers (who had originally told him of their conversation). He provides a transcript! MAN it is so much FUN! Here, let us read it together, and then kill ourselves, for freedom!
Brunstetter: We are looking at the history of the United States and it is already law about what marriage is. Between a man and a woman. And we are looking at how American has been a great country. That’s why people are coming here. And people who founded the United states wrote a Constitution and it has been what has preserved this society. And we were just talking about lots of different things which the gentleman was turning around.
Nance: You didn’t tell that one lady that it was to preserve the Caucasian race because they were becoming a minority?
Brunstetter: No.
Nance: She’s lying?
Brunstetter: No. It’s just that same sex marriages are not having children.
Nance: Yeah but you didn’t say anything about Caucasians, white people, preserving them that’s why it was written?
Brunstetter: No I’m afraid they have made it a racial issue when it is not.
Nance: She didn’t say it was a racial issue. She said that you had said that part of the reason it had been sponsored and written was to preserve the white race. (a moment later) … you didn’t say anything about Caucasians?
Brunstetter: I probably said the word.
Nance: You didn’t tell her anything about Caucasians?
[Silence.]
Nance: I want you to clear it up if you could.
Brunstetter: Right now I am a little confused myself because there has been confusion here today about this amendment where it is very simple. The opponents are saying things that are not true and there has been a lot of conversation back and forth. Right now I have some heat stroke going on. Um there has been lots of confusion.
Nance: Did you say anything about Caucasians?
Brunstetter: If I did it wasn’t anything race related.
She rests her case!
In addition, Nance was working for some Dem, and he resigned from dude’s campaign because dude didn’t want to release the tape. (It’s not cool to attack spouses just for being your garden-variety white nationalists, we guess!) Why is Nance attacking that nice lady with GOTCHA! journalism just because she said you have to vote for Amendment One because queers don’t make white babies? (ALLEGEDLY!) We think you will agree such attacks are jive-ass, and also a shanda. [YesWeekly, via Pam'sHouseBlend]
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What do expect with an $87 college education from the Sarah Palin University of Word Saladry?
Let's ask Peter, the elected official if he stands by his wife's racist ranting or if they a getting a divorce? Peter.Brunstetter@ncleg.net
Jodie Brunstetter makes me wish that I had more middle fingers.
Use your toes.
I can't use my toes. They are still curling like bacon after reading the previous article about Barack.
Did someone say bacon? I'll have a serving.
And what is the recommended bacon serving size for Baconzgood?
Oh Barb…..so perfect.
"I have some heat stroke going on. It's something we Caucasians suffer from, unlike certain other groups, if you catch my drift."
Why is it that almost all white supremacists are the same morans who make a strong case against white supremacy?
Eh, your question practically answered itsself.
How are you, my bird loving friend?
Just spiffy! And you?
As I always say, "White supremacists: their own best counter-argument."
It's not that two married gays will only have a brown baby. It's that two married gays will make EVERYONE have a brown baby, duh.
Well NOW it's making sense. But I'm also confused with heat stroke.
If it's ok for white people to have brown babies, then it will be ok for brown people to have brown babies…slippery fucking slope, that.
… and then it will ok for brown people to get food stamps, just like Craig T. Nelson! I weep for my country.
Because of butt-peeing. Duh. Times like these are really making the leap to leave the Old North State easy.
"Nance: Did you say anything about Caucasians?
Brunstetter: If I did it wasn’t anything race related. "
Similarly, everything she said about straight people wasn't sexual orientation related.
Did you say anything about spaghetti? If I did it wasn't anything pasta related.
If I said anything about stupid people, it wasn't intelligence related.
Queers don't make babies, period. The stork brings them. Sheesh!
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION LIBEL.
Free to be me and me.
"Right now I have some heat stroke going on. Um there has been lots of confusion."
Weird. I used the same excuse once at 3AM, piss drunk, after I plowed into a paddy wagon with my Grand Marquis.
FYI: It didn't work for me either.
Gives me the sad that I won't outlive these racist, hateful fuckers.
The good news is that you'll eventually be shed of them, one way or the other.
People are just misinterpreting the context. She meant Caucasian in the sense of an Armenian shepherd – they're very important to the NC economy. That's all.
She's from North Carolina, not Georgia.
/rimshot
Nance: You did say Caucasion didn't you?
Brunstetter: No, you've got it mixed up. I said, Asian cock. I don't think that makes it a race thing.
True thing: the best pho joint in Tucson used to be a little dive called Cock Asian. Most people chalked it up to the Vietnamese owners not having a firm grip on English; I'm pretty sure they were calling the landlords pencil dicks.
It wasn't racial. Jodie Brunstetter is dyslexic and she wants to preserve the endangered* Asian cock.
*Because it's really small.
Congress-wifey needs to research her own names. Got a lot of cheek carrying on about Mighty Whitey when she married a Browney ~
NC gays breed tar babies? Sounds like somebody thought "Song of the South"
was a documentary.
You have to bat that cartoon Mr. Bluebird away from your shoulder, otherwise he'll warble in your ear and steal your soul.
They start as Tarheels and then the tarry bit spreads. Because of the GAY BUTTSECHTZ.
Who gives a fuck about people from the Caucasus Mountains, anyway? Aren't they ex-commie Russkies or somethin'?
The Geography Skills are strong with this one …
Ask me about Tannu Tuva!
is that next to lake titty-cocky?
Well in that regard, we are talking about what persons from the Island of Lesbos would like to do.
I believe most folks living in that area are actually Muslim which does not count as white in North Carolina.
Race and gays. I'm a little disappointed she didn't bring up women to really round out the trailer trash trifecta.
Someone should've hollered "Ther tekkin' ar GUNZ!"
She sort of implies that all wimmin are good for is makin teh babbies.
need moar GUNZ
She may or may not have actually shouted "WHITE POWER!!!," and can't remember because she's having a spell (glug glug), but the important thing to remember is the Founding Fathers wrote "NO QUEERS" right in the Constitution.
I love the part where they wrote everybody is "equal". Oh my, it cracks me up every single time I think about it. I get all snot nosed and crying each time.
If not having babies is why gay marriage should be banned, what about opposite married people who don't have kids?
**pauses**
BURN THE HERETICS!!
"Heat stroke makes me racist".
It makes me stabby
Too much sun, made her neck all red.
It also lowers her IQ to that of a kudzu vine.
While talking to poll workers? Why she hanging around tittie bars?!
She may be racist, but she's still has a pulse!
"Yes, I may have used the N word, but it wasn't race related!"
HEAT STROKE LIBEL!
Just sayin….
Was just scrolling through the Stephen King thread…..your little dogshit rant cracked me up.
"Right now I am a little confused myself because there has been caucasians here today about this amendment where it is very simple. The opponents are saying things that are not true and there has been a lot of caucasians back and forth. Right now I have some heat stroke going on. Um there has been lots of caucasians."
Now I'm having trouble identifying what type of bigotry is behind the amendment.
I'll go with "All of them, Katie."
Right now I have some heat stroke going on.
All this talk of Negros and fancy men give me the vapors. Boy, bring me a julep.
Miss PittyPatt LIBUL!
Bless her heart.
Annnnnnnnnd….she's blonde!
She has the same hair style as her hubby, and that's just creepy. Oh, and the racist thing.
That is ooooone ugly dude on the left.
If only Ingmar Bergman were still alive , she looks like Max von Sydow.
I hate it when people take pictures of folks who are drooling. Is that a caucasian thing?
"Is it hot in here?"
"Why dontcha turn that cross down a smidge and we can begin the interview."
People always gotta blame the sun for being fucked up.
Now I have some white friends and family members who are straight married, but are not preserving the white race but making biracial babies instead. I wonder what Ms. Brunstetter would say to them?
In Ms. Brunstetter's sun-stroked mind, Virginia v. Loving never happened.
I can't speak for her but as a mongrel American, I say they should make more babies. Preferably three each…pass that along to them please.
She's right. Currently North Carolina law only allows whites to gay marry. Negros are required to make babies. It's a legacy of Jim Crow.
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot) so put on your white robe
(I am, getting so hot, I wanna put my hood on)
The high yesterday there was in the mid-80s. (It was rather cooler before then, so I'm assuming this happened yesterday.) If she's getting heat stroke from just that, she'll be sounding worse than David Duke come summer.
Isn't "heat stroke" code for "morning drunk"?
Seems like this would be an ideal one for "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
All GOP politics is racial politics. Federalism because the federal government made them desegregate and started prosecuting lynchers. No taxes, because the money goes to blacks. Tough on crime, because all criminals are black. Guns guns guns and guns, because we need them to shoot blacks without retreating. No activist judges, because activist judges desegregated the schools and let blacks ride in the front and made them all uppity. No health care, it will all go to blacks. No welfare, because, duh. And social Darwinism, "personal responsibility," and survival of the fittest policies because, well, come on, you know who is fitter and more responsible, don't you? Not to mention, we need to keep the womenfolk barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, otherwise they might go run off with some oversexed black man with a huge cock. Its a seemless web of racism, from end to end. Of course, no immigration of browns, and constant war on browns.
Sad but true.
I cannot upfist this enough.
"Right now I have some heat stroke going on."
Well, quite frankly Scarlett, I really don't give a damn.
North Carolina: working hard to keep up with Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Arizona.
I would dearly love to some day live in a place where people recognize that this statement is backwards.
Brunstetter: No. It’s just that same sex marriages are not having children.
Because 7 billion people isn't enough
You can take the idiot out of the nineteenth century, but you can't take the nineteenth century out of the idiot.
♪♪♪
People try to put us d-down
'Cause my honey's skin is brown
Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation
Just talkin' 'bout miscegenation!
♪♪♪
Hope I die before I get mold.
Lordy me, jes lissen to how I carry on in this heat without my parasol. I'm not a racist. I jes love NASCAR, which has a lot of gay drivers, and Jesus loves the little white children. Bless their hearts.
You leave Jimmy Johnson outta this, goddammit! Don't mess with the 48!!!!
Errm. Aren't the "same sex marriages" taking care of all the kids the straight marriages made but didn't want, or were taken away by social services?
We are looking at the history of the United States and it is already law about what marriage is. Between a man and a woman. And we are looking at how American has been a great country. That’s why people are coming here.
Yeah, that's why people are emigrating to America…because men and women can't get married anywhere else…
The scary thing is, this person probably really believes that what she is saying makes an iota of sense…
What are those two cute guys doing to that poor baby!
Sending her off to spend the afternoon with Grandma… so her two daddies can have a three-way with Channing Tatum which they will film and release on a reasonably priced DVD in time for my birthday.
What?
Just went to check, I am literally less than a mile from the edge of this guy's district, was kind of wondering how someone whose wife would spout off random racially insensitive comments would work in Winston-Salem but its more a thomasville/high point district, makes alot more sense sadly.
Ah do decla-ah…Ahm feeling a bit flushed…You wouldn't undahstand…It's a caucashun thing…but not in a racial way.
Or, in the words of my late departed friend, Mike Norman: "I'm not a racist, I just don't like niggers."
That's why they support ineffective abstinence-only sex education. They need more Bristol Palins to defend the White Race.
Ha, ha, lady, I had babies with a Latino gay so he and his Jewish husband could be their daddies! AND FUCK YOU THEY'RE AWESOME.
Yet another example of how racism and homophobia are first cousins.
I do believe I am getting the vapors; ah lordy, I feel my racism commin' on…
muh dik
"I'm sorry if you were offended by my remarks," also.
And if anyone quotes me on that, I'll deny it. ~ ala paraphrased Newt
"My comments were not meant to be taken as factual (or literally)".
"I was misquoted out of context"
2 rashers.
All of um Katie.
Penicillin will clear that right up
I used to think "rasher" meant "entire package," which is the only way this makes sense.
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