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A May Day Message For The NYPD, From Their Friends At Occupy Wall Street

With niceness!Radio Commie Allison Kilkenny twitterz this special May Day message from Occupy. Who are the prosecuting attorneys in Occupy Against the Police Department? Come with us past the “more” tag, and find out after the jump!

They are MC Ren, Ice Cube and Easy motherfucking E, duh. Everybody knows that.

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  • nounverb911

    The police should be happy, many of their officers will be getting it for the first time.

    • Serolf_Divad

      Well, getting it for free, in any case.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

      If it's consensual, it's better than the police have been giving, of late.

  • WhatTheHolyHeck

    I can't speak for my friends, but I know I wouldn't fuck the police. You don't know where they've been.

    • OneDollarJuana

      Actually, we do. All the more reason to not f**k them.

  • hagajim

    NWA = Not Wallstreet Assholes!

  • MrFizzy

    The police are just deck apes – they actually need to fuck the politicians who sent them.

  • Baconzgood

    N.W.A is ok for west coast but….Flavor Flav is the sun. Public Enemy number one!!

    • SorosBot

      I prefer 911 Is a Joke.

      • DaRooster

        I prefer 9/11 Is a Joke Lie.

        (fixed)

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    If you are going to fuck the police, make sure to use a condom. Pepper spray can be damaging to the genitals.

  • Radiotherapy

    Walker, Kasich, et.al. are doing a pretty good job of fucking the police.

  • Barb

    Fuck the police? I'd be happier if the old white men of the GOP would stop trying to police my fuck. #Don'tOccupyMyUterus.

  • DaRooster

    Today we are all fucked.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Sadly, sadly, if only that was true.

  • SorosBot

    What's wrong with the police? I mean it's not like they consistently gone down random men who've done nothing wrong and get away scott free based on flimsy excuses like "we thought that wallet looked like a gun", and also have a record of brutally beating and sometimes raping suspects and also peaceful protesters, or anything.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    I abjgrate this dispartridement !!!!

  • IncenseDebate

    They are pawns in the game.

    • prommie

      Like so many little Mungos.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Shaved headed, fat
    assed, bully boys for the 1%. So fuckable.

  • WonkCynic

    Make sure you show your pretty mugs as your shouting "Fuck da Police", you sorry Occupators! Enjoy the feeling of freedom while you have it! Rubber bullets are gonna fly, and you jobless nutjobs will be running like hell. And if that don't cook your goose, you'll enjoy the lovely new zombie guns that they are just dying to zap you with. And…um… be sure not to have your crappy little protest within the vicinity of any talking heads that are protected by the Secret Service. King Obarmer can't wait to toss your sorry jobless arse in the slammer for protesting against his friends on Wall Street. Yeah Yeah… he talks out of one side of his mouth telling you that he supports your right to protest, but when his puppet masters placed the pen in his hand and axed him to sign the NDAA legislation, your nigga prez stroked that paper with a big old grin on his fancy million dollar mug.

    • MMathS

      Is this an attempt at irony or bald faced racism?

      Oh, anyway, in before the delete!

      • sullivanst

        Looking at his intensedebate history, I'll go for bald faced racism.

        • SorosBot

          Come now, what's racist about "If there had been less darkies and chilli shitters taking up space and misbehaving in the back of the classroom, this precious little princess would have learned how to speak eloquently and with great clarity."?

          • sullivanst

            All of them, Katie?

    • CrunchyKnee

      Someone has a case of the Mondays, on Tuesday, even.

    • MissTaken

      Anarchists are smelly.

      • SorosBot

        Racist lunatic conspiracy-mongering idiot anarchists even more so.

    • Steverino247

      Weren't you told to piss off?

      • sullivanst

        If not, I think we should do it now.

        Piss off, WonkCynic.

      • MMathS

        tl;dr

    • OneDollarJuana

      Just a suggestion: you'll make a bigger impact if you press the "Caps Lock" key.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      It is simply amazing what an arthritic hunt and pecker can do. Bravo. This is a magnificent wall of text.

    • ttommyunger

      Why do moronic rants always seem to take so mini werds?

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Absolutely Palinesque in its non-brevity.

        • ttommyunger

          I swear! When I get one of my FB rightards ruffled it takes ten comments, four links and 2,000 words for them to try and spit something out that still doesn't pass the truth test.

    • GOPCrusher

      Nobody else has said it, so I will. I find this post difficult to masturbate too.

    • tessiee

      Too assy; didn't read.

    • swordfis

      DEAR CYNIC: I'VE REARRANGED ALL THE SENTENCES IN YOUR POST AND IT SEEMS TO MAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF SENSE: :our nigga prez stroked that paper with a big old grin on his fancy million dollar mug. you sorry Occupators! !Make sure you show your pretty mugs as your shouting "Fuck da Police", And if that don't cook your goose, you'll Enjoy the feeling of freedom while you have itenjoy the lovely new zombie guns that they are just dying to zap you with. And…um… . King Obarmer can't wait to toss your sorry jobless arse in the slammer for protesting against his friends on Wall Street. Yeah Yeah… he talks out of one side of his mouth telling you that he supports your right to protest, but when his puppet masters placed the pen in his hand and axed him to sign the NDAA legislation, be sure not to have your crappy little protest within the vicinity of any talking heads that are protected by the Secret Service Rubber bullets are gonna fly, and you jobless nutjobs will be running like hell.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Up with police unions, down with police brutality.

  • EtchySketchy

    Sure, go ahead, but don't expect flowers the next day.

  • Steverino247

    The police get lied to. Often. You'd be shocked at the bullshit they get told by authority figures. Same applies to most church goers, the Army and Marines (especially before the Iraq invasion), etc. "Fuck the police" isn't the answer here. The answer is to help the police understand they've been lied to. When the police stop enforcing bullshit, which they will when they come to understand they've been lied to, OWS will win the struggle. "Fuck the police" only makes that job harder.

    • OneDollarJuana

      C'mon. The police want to be lied to. Just like our armed forces (now that there is no draft) they are voluntary recruits, and just like our armed forces they certainly seem to attract an authoritarian personality type, people who want to exercise authority and dominate, and are willing to accept whatever story it takes to "justify" their actions.

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

      You'd be shocked at the bullshit they get told by authority figures.

      So say we all, Steverino. We wouldn't have invaded Iraq if the New York Times and the Washington Post didn't help sell it.

      Have they learned any humility? No, they're pushing for war with Iran.
      ~

      • sullivanst

        Also angrymaking hypocritical hubris like this.

  • LastGasp

    Abner Louima (”It’s Giuliani time!”) would not approve.
    http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/08/09/the-

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    OT, the FAA is giving permits to fly drones to everyone in the USA, USA, USA. Now we will have drones to fuck as well as the police. This includes Otter Tail County in ruralz Minnyhaha and Eastern Gateway Community College in ruralz Steubenville, Oh-high-oh. Does everyone feel safer?

    Look!!! Up in the sky!!! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Otter Tail County's anti-Ārab Terrorist Drone. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Allmighty_Manos

    That banner says "please beat the crap out of us" on the back.

  • ttommyunger

    That's a little harsh! They have never been one of my favs, either, but I just never bought their albums.

    • sullivanst

      It's not harsh at all – Sting just loves the longtime tantric luvvin'

      • ttommyunger

        Prolly in his mind…

    • GOPCrusher

      Saw them in concert in 83, and I really like their early stuff, but I understand why they're not everyone's cup of tea.

  • Schmannnity

    This is good news for Sting.

  • http://www.proofnpudding.com muthalovin

    They are going to get beat with a May Pole, methinks.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    No mention of chainsaws yet in this post? For shame!

  • James Michael Curley

    Since WonkCynic is back, I'm gonna take another vacation.

  • Oblios_Cap

    There will be more than a few skulls cracked before this is all over…

    But I like the message. The few police people I know are all little Hitlers that scream a lot to cover their fear.

  • prommie

    Well, as we have learned from the news recently, and going back to the dawn of history, as well, cops suck, so they do have a point.

  • keinsignal

    May Day = NWA Day? OK I'm down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf4kyQabwQ

    (Work safe!)

  • BarackMyWorld

    Two decades later, EZ is dead and Ice Cube is making family comedies. What the fuck ever happened to MC Ren?

  • Sassomatic

    I guess we've given up on that whole "the police are also the 99%" concept. I'm fine with that. Cops are dicks.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    The worst part about this is that if Eazy E was still alive, he would probably be doing a children's show now.

    • doloras

      Eazy E was a Republican, wasn't he?

      • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

        Well, he did hang out with the nuts in the "Jewish Defense League" so probably.

  • rocktonsam

    improvingpolice.wordpress.com

    book by the former Madison police Chief.

    He was on Wisconsin Public Radio this morning. You can archive at wpr.org. Sorry I don't do the link thingy. He calls for reasonable and intelligent and educated police..

  • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

    Oh God. I was the closing supervisor at a Tower Records store when this was out. Get the fucking customers outta the fucking store, lock the fucking doors, put some porn on the video monitors and crank the fuck outta this fucking fucker.

    Yeah.