Good morning, North Carolina! Have you got on your voting shoes? Gonna go cast a ballot for the sanctity of marriage and making sure children are protected from the hellish horror of having two dads (see above!) instead of having one sad silent mom and one drunken, handsy dad as Leviticus God intended (plus some slaves, no shellfish, and about fifty moms more)? Boy, are you in the wrong place! Maybe yer a good Merkan and as such prefer bullets to ballots like God and the NRA 'tended, you like to shoot stuff a lot too, bang bang kablooey WHOOOO FUCKERS that was fun! Maybe you'd like to Stand Your Ground against your neighbor's sign, for being a homo sign, for queers-like! Yup yup yup that's how do it around he-ar.
That's all folks! (Do follow Joe.My.God for updates, as he has sooooo called the fuzz on this super fine fellow.)
[ JoeMyGod ]
gross.
your move AZ.