FUNNY FUNNY STUFF  3:52 pm April 30, 2012

Rush Limbaugh: ‘All Hillary Is Is A Secretary’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Secretaries of State, Labor, Health, and Homeland Security, plus some chickSorry, bloated wormy trichinosis-filled pig anus Rush Limbaugh, but we prefer the term “administrative assistant” when you guffaw and chortle and all those other phlegm-rattling verbs that Hillary Clinton, the most powerful woman in the world besides the chick who wrote The Hunger Games and maybe Beyonce, is just a “secretary.” Hillz, doll, wouldja be sure to make Rush’s half-decaf this time, sweetie, while you’re going on that secretarial coffee run in between your other secretarial duties, like … hmmmm, what do secretaries of state do all day anyway? They file their nails, right? Collate things? Lots of collating. Blow jobs probably, if you are Secretary of State of Mad Men. (Also: always be bringing more ice.) Lessee what else? Nothing. There is nothing else a Secretary of State does besides some light phone work, nothing at all.

It is so funny that people make such wild claims about Rush Limbaugh being “sexist.” As if! He is the first to tell you, he opens doors for women and buys them whore diamonds! Here have some fun listening to Rush Limbaugh being roguish and raffish and all other manner of sexy adjectives that should make you wanna climb right up and take a ride on the Rushbo.

[MediaMatters]

 
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DrunkIrishman April 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Rush Limbaugh is a boil on the ass of America. Someone pop it and force Ted Nugent to lick up all the puss that comes from his bloated, cellulite ass.

DaRooster April 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I'll do the latter… but I ain't touching a boil named Limplog.

KennyFuckingPowers April 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

That fuckin' gagged me! When a comment equals a mini hurl, it's well written. Not Pulitzer Prize stuff , but moving.

Radiotherapy April 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Both will get you of Vietnam.

ChessieNefercat April 30, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Force Nugent to lick it up?!

DrunkIrishman April 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Touche.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:37 am

There is a giant difference between "pus" (the product of an infection) and "puss" (either a cat, an archaic term for "face", or a modern term for a lady's junk. ;->)

And I'm not letting you NEAR me until you KNOW the difference!

Callyson April 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

"Where is the defending America as a superpower?"

Oh, I don't know…maybe taking out bin Laden (an actual threat to American security), for starters.

Oh, whoops, I forgot, not supposed to mention that because it's giving credit to Obama, which is unfair in an election year, which is totally different than the W team going on and on about capturing Saddam (not an actual threat to American security) in 2004…

Prick.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I've mentioned this before. INOKIYAD.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Or Qaddafi.

V572 Is this him? April 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Remember that arrogant, inflamed asshole Proconsul Paul Bremer, convening the press conference announcing Saddam's capture by crowing, "We got him!"?

Blueb4sunrise April 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Yes, I had to check to see if Flush actually said that.

Maybe Hills doesn't stomp around screaming like a 3rd World Warlord about how badass we are because we're the only superpower, and everybody knows it.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I used to play football with a coach who's favorite saying about showing off was "act like you been there before."

I think that might be one of the best pieces of life-advice I've ever heard.

Blueb4sunrise April 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Vince?

BerkeleyBear April 30, 2012 at 6:59 pm

But the corollary to that, in my experience, is "unless you are my star, otherworldly gifted athlete. Then you can act the fool all you want, no matter what I claim is my life mantra."

Goonemeritus April 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm

It beginning to seem that Rush has his mind made up that he doesn’t like Democrats.

soeoho April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Yes, a subtle but pervasive trend is beginning to show.
How both his microphone and his head fit up there speaks volumes about what an ass he is.

Jukesgrrl April 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Or the ladiez.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:40 am

And, in the absence of many sacks of whore diamonds, the feeling is apparently mutual. I don't know how the Dominican Rentboys feel about him, though. Shame no one has sent a fine journalist down there to scope that out.

Tundra Grifter April 30, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Actually, I don't think Boss "I wasn't wrong, I was misinformed" BlunerRush really has any serious political beliefs.

Remember he started off in radio in baseball. All he wants is to be famous and make money – and he'll say anything and do anything to accomplish those goals.

His act wouldn't work pretending to be a progressive – we have no time for his ilk. The right wing nutz, however, being quite gullible, just eat it up.

edgydrifter April 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Krushchev was "just a secretary" too. Fucking useless pansy kept the Soviet launch codes in an embroidered purse, probably.

Wile E. Quixote April 30, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Nahhh, he kept them in that tasteful black pump, size 24, that he used to pound on the table at the UN.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:42 am

Ah, I remember that as if 'twere yesterday! And I REALLY remember the excellent best-ever Mad Magazine parody of that whole situation, "East Side Story."

One of the best things I ever read.

Baconzgood April 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Tough talk from a fucking disk jockey.

V572 Is this him? April 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Drug-addled, draft-dodging (ass boils!), sex-tourist disk jockey, to be more specific.

12X34X April 30, 2012 at 7:44 pm

THAT'S what made him 4F?

V572 Is this him? April 30, 2012 at 7:58 pm

1Y, but yes

Tundra Grifter April 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I don't think he's smart enough to be a real disk jockey. He can talk, but I don't think he can talk and run the board at the same time.

emmelemm May 1, 2012 at 3:23 am

Have a friend in radio. It's not easy!

SolitaireRose May 1, 2012 at 9:10 am

He has shown repeatedly he can't talk up a record…or even know whose recording them since he keeps picking godless liberal drug addled bastards as his intro and extro music. Why can't he play some good music from CONSERVATIVE rock bands.

Oh.

That's right.

Since Joey Ramone died, there aren't any.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:43 am

There's always Uncle Ted and his machine gun!

YasserArraFeck April 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Where's SEAL Team 6 when you need it…..?

Terry April 30, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Naw, Rushbo would run in fear from two cub scouts with pointy sticks.

ManchuCandidate April 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

He's just jealous that Peggy Olson didn't give him a HJ during "Born Free."

ifthethunderdontgetya April 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm
SorosBot April 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Or let's say that it's about 4.6 billion years old, because that's actually accurate.

Beowoof April 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Oh yeah science with all your fancy facts and stuff; common sense Americans know better than to buy that Ivory Tower bullshit, now where is my cellphone, and my flat screen to watch NASCAR No science in those things.

BigSkullF*ckingDog April 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

It's only polite to take a few years off when guessing a lady's age.

Jukesgrrl April 30, 2012 at 6:55 pm

I'll bet if you ask Rush, "Do you want $100,000 or $4.6 billion dollars?" he'd know which one is bigger.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

But how could it be? Everyone knows that straw planets fall apart after 10,000 years.

SayItWithWookies April 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Wow — not only does Rush have no idea how old the world is, he insists that nobody has any idea either. This is the guy that millions of people get their information on climate change policy from.

Tundra Grifter April 30, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Did you ever hear the bit on Al Franken's Air America radio show where a Blackfoot Chief argues creation myths with Pat Robertson?

Hilarious.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I'm sorry, Editrix, but I cannot obey your command.

You see, I'm congenitally incapable of enjoying listening to Rush. He tri…sets off my gag reflex, my stab reflex, and my Van Gogh reflex.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Stabbist

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

It's not me that has a problem with the stabbing, but it's me that would suffer the consequences.

Arkoday April 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Bravo! Roy Rogers' horse never had those issues.

Radiotherapy April 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

♫ ♬ Stuck in the middle with you again. ♫ ♬

DemmeFatale April 30, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Oh, Rush.
You're such a sack of shit.
And I totally agree with Sully. Not my idea of "fun."
Will. Not. Listen. (sorry)

elviouslyqueer April 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

A bloated monkey turd says what now?

Callyson April 30, 2012 at 5:06 pm

What a perfect depiction of Rush's greatest fear…

MarionNYNY April 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Poor Rush. He lives in a world where students of the female gender are "coeds," and he doesn't understand the difference between a high level cabinet post and a receptionist. The internet is a mystery to him, and he now has to rely on a neighbor's kid to show him how to work the new remote.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

He lives in a world where students of the female gender are "coeds," sluts

FTFY

io9k9s April 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm

He probably doesn't even spot the kid a fiver for the trouble, because he is too cheap to have a tech guy on call…

ChessieNefercat April 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm

What neighbor would let their kid go over to Rush's house to show him "how to work (oh, yeah, baby) the new remote"?!

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

And all he is is a big fat idiot.

Isyaignert May 1, 2012 at 1:13 am

With emphasis on the big, the fat, and the idiot.

SayItWithWookies April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

And yet the previous person to hold that mere secretarial position couldn't do it without authorizing war crimes, promoting an illegal invasion for no reason, get completely shoved around and manipulated by Rumsfeld and Cheney or get spotted buying Pradas on the day an entire American city was drowning.

I guess the reason he's criticizing Hillary is that when one is competent, she makes the job look easy.

Chet Kincaid April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

We're supposed to be ticked off by this 8th grade level of dumb humor?

elviouslyqueer April 30, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Judging from Rush's moronic Dittohead followers, I'd be surprised if he made it past 3rd grade.

sharethegrief April 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm

2nd grade; 3rd grade girls are sluts.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Perhaps we're supposed to be impressed by how much more sophisticated than usual he's being.

Rotundo_ April 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Watch what you say abouth those with an 8th grade education; I've known dozens of them that could intellectually tower over Limbaugh and most of the conservative commentariat. Rusty is an asshole, and that cannot be overcome by education to any degree.

ChessieNefercat April 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm

That was humor? I thought it was just gross (in every sense possible) stupidity.

Swampgas_Man April 30, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Mind if I just get ticked off by the fact he's getting paid for this shit?

WunkRocker April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Hillz is just a secretary, she's not big enough to be an actual state like bloated dominican ladyboy-n-pills aficionado turd geography feature that is Limbaughistan.

LabRodent April 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Rush is a Fat Drug-addicted Asshole. (snark free).

EtchySketchy April 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm

You say collating, Rush says fellating, let's call the whole thing off.

YasserArraFeck April 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I think Rush's tits are as big as Christina Hendrix's – of course, that's where the similarity ends….

hagajim April 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm

What a puss pocket.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:49 am

GOD DAMN IT, THAT WORD IS SPELLED "PUS".

FFS. LOOK IT UP.

YasserArraFeck April 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

In that pic of Rush above, he's looking disturbingly like The Donald – without the hair, of course…..of course, all RepubliTard Blowhards all start to look alike after a while – when you've stood in enough dog turds, you cease to care what breed of arse they came out of.

CrunchyKnee April 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Oxycontin is for dopes, just saying.

mavenmaven April 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Let's be honest. What does Limbaugh actually know about government or anything? He didn't finish college, didn't serve in the military, and never held elected office. He just pulls "ideas" out of his gnarly cysted ass.

Rotundo_ April 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm

I don't think a degree, service in the military or having held elected office is required to understand it. I think Rusty actually does understand it and is actively disinforming (propagandizing? bullshitting?) his listening audience. Any talented shock jock can do what he does (pre-loaded with horseshit from the Heritage Foundation or some other winger think tan). Stern could have gone there if he wanted to years ago, any of them could, Rusty just had a head start on them all.

HistoriCat April 30, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Despite never having held elected office, he calls the shots in the Republican party. Any Repub politician who contradicts or criticizes him is apologizing within 24 hours.

FNMA April 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Holy shit! That penis can speak!

elviouslyqueer April 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm

PENIS LIBEL.

ph7 April 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Rush can't help feeding the narrative that's gonna score Obama 65% of the women's vote. Rush knows this, too, but he can't help himself. He's trapped in a box. I love it.

BarackMyWorld April 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Sexist pig is sexist.

seppdecker April 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

A ride on the Rushbo is like the Moon Bounce with extra vomit.

smokefilledroommate April 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

And Rush at his pinnacle was a fat ass oxycontin-addicted misogynist diarrhea-of-the-mouth douchebag ass pustule. Oh wait, I guess he's still continuing at his 'pinnacle' minus the drugs. Way to go.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:51 am

"minus the drugs"???

I don't believe that for an instant.
Addictions are difficult, even for people of good intentions and excellent character, to kick.

He's just found a safer way to cop. Bet you anything.

smokefilledroommate May 1, 2012 at 4:24 pm

You're right. They should check between his toes.

Trannysurprise April 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Every time he makes some shitty comment about a woman it makes me wonder how many years it's been since his stubby fat fingers could reach his tiny shriveled cock.

elviouslyqueer April 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

All of them, Tranny.

JustPixelz April 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I'll just assume you know his cock is tiny and shriveled because you … um … you … um …. GOT IT! You started with normal size, then subtracted the over-compensating cigar.

Wile E. Quixote April 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm

He doesn't have to, he pays Costa Rican boys to reach it for him.

SheriffRoscoe April 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

This segment of the Rush Limbaugh show is proudly sponsored by Micoxafloppin brand male enhancement pills…..cheaper than Viagra, and without all the stigma.

SayItWithWookies April 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Because nobody wants to touch the dick of a guy whose palms are bleeding.

BigSkullF*ckingDog April 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Less fat, talking porcine thingy and more Joan from mad men please!

SorosBot April 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

All Rush is is a waste of oxygen.

FakaktaSouth April 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I read "waste of oxycodone" – a sentiment with which I also agree.

SorosBot April 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Well except that wouldn't be a waste if he took enough at once to OD.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Kinda like nuclear power vs. nuclear explosion, it takes a lot more to maintain a habit than to asphyxiate yourself on the vomit with which you've been poisoning American discourse your entire "professional" life.

MissTaken April 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

There's not enough oxycodone in the world for him to OD on.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

"We secretly substituted some methadone for his oxycodone….let's see if he notices the difference!"

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Now now, let's give Rush a little love. After all, it must be hard to be relegated to the lowest depths of irrelevancy by the very party who touted you as one of their own just twenty years ago, but now can't even field a candidate who can beat a minority President with approval ratings hovering in Bush territories.

Negropolis May 1, 2012 at 1:15 am

Bless his heart.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:53 am

That's Southron for "fuck you and the horse you rode in on", right?

When I was briefly forced to spend time with the patrician southern wives of my husband's coworkers, that's how THEY used it! To me.

metamarcisf April 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Rush is living proof that drugs really do make you play better.

Come here a minute April 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

You should hear her version of "Zou Bisou Bisou".

lefty74 April 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Any chance in hell this lump of shit can catch Breitbart's disease?
It would be like a giant flush of the toilet.

Maman April 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Mighty brave words from our favorite disc jockey.

smrtmnky April 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

someone's on the rag

Guppy April 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I'm sorry, I was too distracted by the epic boobs to notice the words in the article.

DaRooster April 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Yes, Rush is an epic boob.

niblick77 April 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Oops, there it is! Oops, there it is! Oops, there it is! ……is what rush says when he sees his big rump in his peripheral vision.

StarsUponThars April 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I'd rather do bukkake with Rove, Dubya and Cheney than click on that link.

Radiotherapy April 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Condy, is that you?

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:55 am

Pitching or catching?

Pop_Socket April 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

In Rush's defense, Condoleeza kinda set the precedent of it as being a chick's job. Which means they now get paid less.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm

MADELEINE ALBRIGHT LIBEL!

FakaktaSouth April 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Oh for fuck's sake, he's just being obvious now. He's like the drunk girl at the party, all crying "notice me, look at me, talk about me, make me relevant…" blah blah he's not even terribly creative anymore. Maybe he really IS off the drugs, and he really was just BETTER with a little something extra, like how Eric Clapton (I kinda think) was better when he was on the Horse. You're boring now, Rush, sorry.

elviouslyqueer April 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Come to think of it, you're right. This is classic attention-whoring behavior. Like Brisket or Snowbilly, only with more chronic obesity.

Eve8Apples April 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Rush decided he doesn't need sponsors on his show.

His Oxycontin tells him he can go it alone. A guy as brilliant as Rush doesn't need corporate money to stay on the air.

Antispandex April 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Donny Rumsfeld was just a Secretary too…and look at all of the shit HE got us into.

Wile E. Quixote April 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Yeah, and from what I've heard Donny Rumsfeld wasn't just a Secretary, he was a Secretary too, especially when Dick Cheney was around.

Dashboard Buddha April 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Plus he made shitty coffee I understand.

johnnymeatworth April 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

This is why Nixon got so frustrated with Kissinger–he wouldn't wear the short skirt and bend over for the dropped pencils like William P. Rogers would.

Judith_Priest May 1, 2012 at 9:56 am

OW!!! You hurt me! That was hysterical. Too bad only us over-60s got it.

JustPixelz April 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Man, if Hillary Clinton is "just a secretary", imagine what The Blob thought of Condolezza Rice. A blah secretary. An unmarried*, childless**, blah secretary. That makes her pretty much just the Maid of the Missed to him.
__________________________________
* her boyfriend wouldn't divorce Laura
** used birth control = slut, prostitute

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ April 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm

He can say this, of course, because his secretary is blah… and is also his best friend.

Pop_Socket April 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Rush is doing this all wrong. Making fun of women will never get him fired. He needs to talk to The Greaseman and Don Imus about how to really get fired from a radio show.

Radiotherapy April 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Russ is a slut.

SudsMcKenzie April 30, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Joan could beat the shit out of him, and look good doing it.

Baconzgood April 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

His wife puts her dick in that mouth?

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I'd rather think of the end of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover than picture that.

Mumbletypeg April 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Marginally related: earlier today I was trying to find who was the first woman to be the chief meteorologist of any ensemble that typically makes up the local "tv news personalities." I was thinking of my kindergarten buddy whose mom, as it was known back then was "the weather lady" for one of the networks. And she did look and dress like a model, while giving the forecast. When she'd arrive instead of Dad to pick up her daughter on those rare occasions it was like a celebrity was in the room.
That was 35 years ago; I can think of one female sports anchor on a local station that came & went and I have seen women "occupy" the weather teams at some intervals, but never seen a woman in the role of chief meteorologist.
So far this is the only thing popping up on Google, and while a considerable accomplishment — she was the first woman to earn PhD in meteorology, overcoming much resistance and discrimination to become recognized widely for her research and academic contributions — my guess is that even with proven brains and camera-friendly looks there is still a long way to go til a woman is visibly acknowledged before a broad audience as overseeing the efforts of a team of "weathermen." EDIT- maybe someone else can show me where in their locale it's already been done?

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

The Times says it was Carol Reed

She did not have a degree, however.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 5:19 pm

No mention that she was bestowed the title "Chief Meteorologist" there, though, only "weather girl".

As a google query, first-female-chief-meteorologist is unhelpfully producing stacks of first-in-the-locality hits: Tammy Souza in Tampa Bay (2008); Kristine Kahanek in Dallas (2002); Amy Freeze in Chicago (2007); Terri Bennett in the Carolinas (1997?).

While Dr. Simpson may not have been considered by a TV station to be their chief meteorologist, her NASA credentials ("Chief Scientist for Meteorology at Goddard Space Flight Center") are far more impressive than a TV title.

Baconzgood April 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Up lifting story. Now, Weatherlady tits or GTFO!

Radiotherapy April 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Natalie Merchant?

O/T Glad to see you kept your new avi remains in the cubist style.

sullivanst April 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Earliest I can find is June Bacon-Bercey who gained the title of meteorologist at the Buffalo NBC affiliate in 1970 and was chief meteorologist by the time she left in 1973.

Also, some reinforcement of your impression.

Exhausted66 April 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm

If only the War on Women wasn't fake, because this would be good ammo.

Dashboard Buddha April 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Ahhh, Bill…we hardly knew ye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIT-SYVPV8s

Dashboard Buddha April 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm

OT – But I saw this in the comment section of the video I just posted:

"You have owners,the big corps. The big corps provide you with your life, don't hate them. You would die without them. "

What.the.fuck? Really…that explains the wave after wave of death that stalked the land before someone with vision invented the corporation.

actor212 April 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Yes, I remember how Christ pleaded with us to "Render unto GE that which is GE's"

spareme April 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Oh hell, let Jabba the Hut keeping spitting out all that vile against us wimmens, let him keep pissing us all off. Paid back is hell, fatman.

doloras April 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm

I hope we're not talking a Maggie Gyllenhall type of Secretary.

Dashboard Buddha April 30, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Kinda funny when you think about it. Rush dissing Hilsz for being a secretary while he weighs more than Secretariat

fuflans April 30, 2012 at 5:34 pm

my favorite line from whcd was:

"just to clear things up for the extreme right-wingers, here’s the difference between Bill Maher and Rush Limbaugh: the people who watch Bill Maher know he’s an asshole.”

smitallica April 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Jesus, will this asshole hurry up and OD already?

owhatever April 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Rush is the shit on the shoe of America, and looks the part.

Wonderthing April 30, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Hillary, take a letter. From inside my pants. Haw haw haw. Hey, everybody knows that a woman is just a breast, vaj, and brown-eye delivery system. The mouth's only a bonus for you know what. Haw haw haw.

miss_grundy April 30, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Just once, I wish someone would punch this turd in the adam's apple so he would suffocate to death. Or that his studio would be hit by a missile. Or that he would be caught with a rentboy so that he would lose his gig due to the morals clause in his contract.

ttommyunger April 30, 2012 at 10:40 pm

"Rush will have an audience as long as he keeps saying things that middle-aged men in pickup trucks want to hear." Stephanie Miller, "The Stephanie Miller Show", Current TV (Channel 358 on DirecTV).

Negropolis May 1, 2012 at 12:14 am

And, after all these years, Rush, all you are is a little whore-slut, you piggy, little bastard.

Needless to say that I wouldn't ride Rushbo if he happened to be pulling the last train to Los Angeles.

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