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Avoid heavy machinery for several hours afterward.

Here is a delightful screen grab of Mitt Romney somberly detailing his method for making sweet love to money as the college students seated behind him on stage slip into comas.

Let’s have a quick sample from the speech transcript:

What we found was they were spending a lot more than I thought on copy paper and toner and supplies and software and so forth.

Heavens. Mitt Romney should come with a warning label. [TPM]

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