Howdy, pardners! Kirsten Boyd Johnston and other special guests (me) will be OCCUPYing THE TELEVISION to relate to you some things what are said thereon, about this, the 412th electoral contest of the Republican primary season! We will be doing this maybe at like 8 p.m. Eastern, WHO EVEN KNOWS? Mitt Romney will probably say something weird and uncomfortable and smack his lips too loud when he talks which is not any more offputting than anything else he does, and Newt Gingrich will definitely ramble on like a jackal with herpes because nobody is allowed to use teleprompterz anymore because they are Of Satan, and probably, like, Chris Matthews will say some shit too. Oh, what a time we shall have, with only each other and sweet healing booze for solace in this, the most boring fucking primary we have ever witnessed. Get your liquor cabinet at the ready, and check back, for larfs and pain!
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Announcement: Live-Blogging Of Ye Olde Delaware Primarye To Commence Sometime Maybe
<i>Newt Gingrich &rlm; @newtgingrich
Another Delaware endorsement - <a href="http://www.newt.org/2012/04..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.newt.org/2012/04/22/gingrich-grabs-ano...">http://www.newt.org/2012/04... Join us for our election night rally tonight - <a href="http://newt.org/events" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://newt.org/events">http://newt.org/events</a> for more info</i>
In fairness her hams and trotters resemble those of the porcine variety.