What it says, dudes.
So you know how all the liberal media are always whining, “BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT OCCUPY IS FOOOOOR,” and you tell them shut up of course you know what Occupy is for? And that is to END THE FED and IMPEACH OBAMA because WAR CRIMES and also I WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE ‘LESSER OF TWO EVILS,’ at which point your editrix punches her little Occupy brother in the face (no, not that little brother, a different little brother) and explains that a Nader vote carries with it real-life consequences, mostly in the form of a lifetime of shame.
What we are trying to say is that this Occupy Narnia poster is not going to reduce the confusion, and nor should it because it is awesome just the way it is. (We hope it goes without saying that only unicorns should tear the heads off policemen, no matter how richly deserved, and also that the Black Bloc sucks, the end.)
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Nader: unicorns unsafe at any speed.
Though, I heard the 1965 models were not prone to the characteristic "tuck under" crashes.
Yes, but at least their horns work
Remember, it's the car with the unique horn.
When I was a wee one, I wanted a Unicorn. I would have named it Pokey.
The wife calls my wee Pokey.
Because that's its job.
The late, great Howard Zinn would dig this poster.
Peter Max goes negative. At last.
I had that very same vision after a really bad acid trip once.
I'm calling bullshit.
What cop wears pastels?
The cop in The Village People?
I hate work. Especially when it involves a jerk cop's crotch.
I want to see that creature mounting the cop, not tearing his head off. UNICORNHOLE!!!
"Uh huh huh huh".
Like Unicornholio, right?
Yes, except he keeps tearing the t shirt
Unicornholio lurks in the woods of lake Titicaca, and has a predilection for spicy foods!
Needs more TP.
Are you threatening me???
Hengh?
I miss Blingee.
I hadn't realized that until now, but yes I do miss the blingees too.
May 1st is gay unicorn day or gay headless cop day?
Yes.
Fuck work. Fuck work like it is the penis of a cop whose head has just been bitten off by a unicorn.
Here we see the violence inherent in the system.
" 'elp, 'elp! I'm being
repressedeaten by a unicorn!"I'll bite your legs off! And I'm 37. I mean 39, for the past seven years.
it's just a flesh wound
Hey, isn't it odd how the 'liberal' media obsessed incessantly about the teabaggers yet gives less time to OWS that we here at Wonkette? Just sayin'.
That's because the Tea Party was honest grass roots activism, not corporate funded astroturf. Wait..
Whether the teabag movement is phony or not, the question is, who has OWS elected?
Yep.
Tea Party 1 : OWS 0
Quite a fountain of blood there. That cop should get his blood pressure checked.
His employer nixed bp checks from the plan. On religious grounds.
Well, see, Jesus said "Take, drink, this is my blood…" so that means any fountaining is really just like a water fountain.
Given the whole water into wine stunt, are we sure that isn't a fountain of Merlot spewing forth?
♫ A gay boy wished
For a planet full of unicorns
Planet Unicorn
Unicorn Planet ♫
Let's hear it for Cadillac!
And Tom Cruise!
Good lord, Editrix! Didn't your parents ever hear of overpopulation?????
I mean, you know, my parents had five kids but they were fucking idiots…(mind you I say that as kid #5)
Oh, a general strike — excellent. I'll ask my boss if I can have the day off.
I've alread filed the triplicate "Vacation Refusal Form"…
Maydady!
Crap – I can't even spell Mayday right!
I'm certainly getting a mixed message from this poster.
The only thing better would be the head impaled on Uni's horn, for the lulz.
Metaphorically, of course.
WITH VOTES!
There were recently a wave of bomb threats at one of the colleges here, and one of my co-workers (Slack jawed yokel Tee-Baugher) said, and I quote, "It's those Occupy Wall street bums". I asked why he thought it was them. He paused and after furrowing he brow for the standard talking head Mad Libs answer "place sound bite here" and said "It's just them."
Christ, is that *still* going on at Pitt? My parents went there and they would be freaked out if they were still alive to hear about this shit. WTF?
They stopped it yesterday. Their "demands were met" as to what the demands are, who's to say. Maybe a ping-pong table in the student rec room?
When we were in college, my best friend started an organization she called "People for Recable-ization of Undergraduate Dorms" – PROUD, for short. They took the cable out of the lounges in our dorms, see?
This was…. a long time ago, before all our 'puters connected to the intertubes, and everyone had their newfangled iPhonetabletwirelessdevice for entertainment.
It looks like he's pepper-spraying himself! Haha, I kill me.
That's the first thing I noticed as well. That has to be intentional.
Euni is using his face as her shield.
Now's a good time for us to remember that we don't wish ill or death or severe injury on our foes and that our fervent hope is that the Pepper Spray Cop's head is saved and miraculously, it gets sewed back on and Pepper Spray Cop heals and realizes that he did wrong and will never ever do this again.
(I say this because clearly unicorns exist now, so I can hope again)
Say, Unicorn, do you have any plans for that skull? Open to suggestions?
Mayan soccer?
Would said suggestion happen to involve a chainsaw?
Ooh! Ooh! I have an idea!
Gee…I can't imagine what that would be….
WIN
Fuckery; definitely fuckery. There is no other option.
He's spraying HiMSELF in the face with mace! Mind, meet blown. Blown, mind.
General Strike? Wasn't she the commander of the Alinsky Brigade?
I thought it was another one of Professor Chaos' minions on South Park?
I must have missed this episode of The Joy of Painting. What a happy little unicorn.
Finally, music for the revolution.
O/T (and possibly previously mentioned? apologies!):
Did any of you HBO-havin' One Percenters happen to catch the premier of Veep the other night? It stars Elaine "Julia Louis-Dreyfus" Benes as Joe Biden, that awkward Anna Chlumsky girl who was in My Girl as a girl but who's all growed up now (and how!), and that dude who played Buster Bluth on Arrested Development doing his best Buster Bluth from Arrested Development impression.
The "fuck"-strewn, snarky-ass script read like (was ripped from??) a totally libelous Wonkette comment thread [SPOILER ALERT!]: pre-mortem ideation, and post-mortem skullfuckery, of a sexually assaultive senator; a "hoist with his own retard" gaffe that gives rise to "Retardgate" and cries of "fucktard"; also, too, (not really) buttsecks; TruckNutz; all of 'em; etc…
All in all, pretty fucking funny—I give it one enthusiastic fucking fist up.
Whoa – sweeeet Tat, maaaan!
Get it done in one sitting?
I remember this scene from "Yellow Submarine."
As we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
(One of us, has all we need)
Sky of blue and sea of green
(Sky of blue, sea of green)
In our yellow submarine
(In our yellow, submarine, aha)
Must have been nice…
Mom, are we live blogging the primary stuff tonight? I need to know how complicated to make dinner if we are. Is it a light pasta meal tonight or a turduckhen?
Obviously, this calls for Paula Dean's recipe for fetus deep-fried in butter!
That's disgusting RedArmy! This is Wonkette and we BBQ babies. Anything less is just wrong. Then again, if the tempura batter is made with club soda this could work out nicely.
Well, if we're going for a more erudite selection then I highly recommend the fetus sauteed with white wine and asparagus. Pairs well with the morning-after martini as well.
Perhaps with a nice arugula-spinach salad with a vinagrette?
Preznit Barry is going to be speaking tonight about students loans at my University of the Square State at 6:30 PM, played locally on teh progressive radio station. As much as I'll be holding my nose, I'd rather listen to that than the (yawn) primary results. 760 AM, KKZN – you can prolly hear it on teh internets.
FoamDome?
Are the Wobblies pro-unicorn, cuz if so, I am in!
But if the unicorns go on strike, who will deflower the virgins?
Line forms over here, behind actor212 and me.
*raises hand*
*Iooks around*
What?
I'm volunteering to deflower the *male* virgins.
Male virgins need deflowering too my friend!
*raising hand*
I'll need to put in some overtime, tho
That's as beautiful as a rock in cop's face.
So the candy mountain is red? Who knew???
Um, Rule 2, editrix?
We should self-enforce because besides the other good reasons, we know Homeland Security knows all because the innernet corporations give it all our communications. For terrorism.
No pooftahs?
The 0-level NPCs are occupying Waterdeep, and demanding equal treatment to high level characters.
Send in ambassador Binks. That ought to keep them….wait for it….occupied.
Today's unicorn takes no shit. back in my day, the plaintive unicorn stared forlornly at humanity's injustices and brooded.
Guerilla unicorn
Part of the Symbiolese Liberation Army. Note the beret at the bottom of its horn
Unicorns & decapitations. Was this poster designed by an 11 year old girl or a 16 year old boy?
All of them, Katie
Occupy Always
"Nader" (verb): "Shut up and vote for the right-wing Democrat who is shitting on your face."
That's when I reach for my revolver.
~
We need the crazy hippies out there, god bless them, they do drag the center a little to the left, and make it slightly less communist to be a plain old Roosevelt-type Yurpeen Social Welfare and Social Justice advocating Democrat.
I guess I juts don't get today's young hippies. That poster is like a soviet-era animated feature from Russia. Weird, confusing and a little nauseating.
Oh that was your little brother that posted that?! Great, the special relationship we have in my dreams can remain intact. So Editrix, how you doin?
Yesterday, the President says that we should not let the seeds of hate grow, and today we are hit right in the face with more of this left wing hate rhetoric.
… a Nader vote carries with it real-life consequences, mostly in the form of a lifetime of shame.
Ain't it the truth? Twelve years of sitting in the shower, drinking whiskey while the scalding hot water flows over my body and I still can't forgive myself.
*scrubs frantically*
Can't…
get…
clean…
And Bill "I'm too smart for my clothes" Maher admits to it.
Fox News headline: LIBERAL OBAMA BREEDING A SECRET ARMY OF BLOODTHIRSTY UNICORNS TO PROTECT OCCUPY PROTESTERS FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT.
It's good, but it would be a perfect piece of art, on par with the finest European masters, if the blood spray droplets were in the shape of little hearts.
And/or made out of glitter.
Good grief, if a government-payroll agent provocateur *wasn't* responsible for this abomination, they should just pack up the DHS and go home. There's nothing an army of nefarious spooks could do that would delegitimize #OWS more than that. Sheesh.
Shouldn't the rainbow be coming out of the unicorn's ass?
"So you know how all the liberal media are always whining, “BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT OCCUPY IS FOOOOOR,” and you tell them shut up of course you know what Occupy is for?"
As is so often the case, Tom Tomorrow is awesome:
http://visualizeconversation.com/archives/tag/thi…
WTF, as Lou Sarah would say …
yeah right. like unicorns would be docile, lovely things.
fuckers would be plowing down everything. horn in front, hooves in back, pointy teeth, deceptive beauty.
fucking plowing everything down.
Where is the chorus of outrage from the hordes of OWS-enthused Wonkette commenters?! Because that post right there is like a steaming dump on the irrational exuberance of the previous proprietor.
Dear Occupy Kool-aid chuggers. Please show up at our protests so that your faces can be photographed for our DHS and TSA face recognition software database(s). As soon as the cleansing begins, an Obama mandated drone will fly over your house to show you some Occupy love.
Wow, two consecutive troll posts. This is getting good, and, well, you need to get when the getting is good.
If one of my kids had done something like this I would: 1- Discourage him/her from pursuing graphic arts. 2- Worry about him/her. I'm pretty sure (read hopeful) this wasn't done by an adult.
More like General Disarray, nyuk, nyuk, amirite? Anyone? South Park reference?
You spray and you spray, but the Rainbow Unicorns keep comin' back…
Here is a formal response to the poster (and reaction) from some of its authors: http://ideasandaction.info/2012/04/solidarity-uni…
And a cranberry mousse, lightly flambéed.
After that much capsaicin, you'd have to.
In addition, formatting HTML on an iOS device is hell.
Oh, you know, like Cornholio always says: "Are you threatening me???"
I didn't know that, since I only watched B+B about often enough to know Cornholio exists, but not often enough to know which one wore the AC-DC shirt…
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