CURE FOR THE RACE  2:13 pm April 21, 2012

Susan G. Komen Parboils The Truth With Dictator’s Daughter Denials

by Lisa Wines

And now is the time when we dance!The Susan G. Komen Foundation tried desperately to distance itself yesterday from the slight to-do that erupted after they partnered with Gulnara Karimova, the Dictator’s Daughter. How’d that go? Pfhhht. Komen wrote on its blog and told Registan’s Nathan Hamm that “their agreement is with, and only with, the National Breast Cancer Association of Uzbekistan” — not Gulnara’s Fund Forum — and that “the bottom line for them is to help fight breast cancer, that they will support international partners who meet their standards.” From Registan:

The Komen representative with whom I spoke suggested the organization had no knowledge of links to Gulnora Karimova and insisted that their partnership was not with her Fund Forum.

Not that terrible Karimova, the ‘most hated woman in Uzbekistan’ according to wikileaked US State Department cables, and a woman who had people imprisoned because their family members wouldn’t date her. No, no, not her at all!

But how could you describe the relationship of their statements to the concept known as “truth”? Like they are boiling the truth in water, maybe? Or maybe just renditioning it? (Just a few stress positions, no torn off fingernails or genital electrocution. Oh wait, yes there are.)

This is how Susan G. Komen partnered with a foundation not led by Gulnara: by partnering with a foundation led by Gulnara. Gulnara is the “Chairperson of the Fund Forum’s Board of Trustees,” and the National Breast Cancer Association of Uzbekistan was created as an organization under the umbrella of the Fund Forum and was “set up” and is “headed by Gulnara Karimova.” When Susan G. Komen signed an agreement this January with Uzbekistan, it was not just with the National Breast Cancer Association: “The fundraising project organizers include Fund Forum, the Women’s Council, the National Breast Cancer Association of Uzbekistan and the NGO ‘Forum of Socially Responsible Citizens of Uzbekistan.’”

Even before the agreement was signed in January, Komen was already getting hot and heavy with Uzbekistan. The Fund Forum was using the SGK logo on a banner on the front of a new cancer treatment building in December of 2011. And you know how SGK gets all suey if anybody even uses the words ‘for the cure,’ let alone their logo.

Then, after the signing in January, SGK sent Donna Sanderson, international ambassador of Susan G. Komen for the Cure (USA), to Uzbekistan to train Fund Forum staff.


But, but… are the people over at SGK as innocent and unaware of Gulnara’s connection to murder and mayhem as they are hoping we will believe? Uh, well, no. Maybe Nancy Brinker, the Bush Bundler, is careful not to show herself in public with any of the Karimov clan, but her society ball buddy and Founding Ambassador to Susan G. Komen, Annie Totah, is not as shy. Totah was one of only a few loyal friends to attend Gulnara’s disastrous New York Fashion Week show at Cipriani in September of 2011, after Gulnara was kicked out of the main venue by show organizers because of protests against Gulnara from human rights organizations (and was too much of a chicken to go to her own show!).

So… In September of 2011 (five months before SGK signed an agreement with the National Breast Cancer Association), if Annie read any of the protest signs (how could she miss them!) shoved in her face by non-slave children while she stood in line to get past the press-blocking body guards outside of Cipriani’s, then she knew all about Dictator Karimov’s forced child-cotton-pickin’-labor used to make Gulnara’s clothes. How do we know Totah was there? Because we read Gulnara’s press release on the Fund Forum website, where she bragged about Totah being there, that’s how.

If Annie Totah’s name doesn’t ring a bell, you might remember that she was an officer of the finance committee for Hillary Clinton’s presidential primary campaign and enhanced her reputation by sending out one of those right-wing chain letter emails to all her influential pals (including her BFF Senator Joe Lieberman’s wife), citing an American Thinker article about Obama being a Jew Hater and a Muslin. (You can sign a petition asking Hillary Clinton to ‘stop murdering motherhood’ in Uzbekistan here.)

Oh, and Wonkette better get our lawyers ready because Gulnara’s sister Lola (L.O.L.A. Lohhhlahhhh) sued France’s independent newspaper ‘rue89′ for calling her a dictator’s daughter (and lost).

And in case you’re looking for something to do, the seventh anniversary of the massacre of hundreds (some say thousands, but they were just women and children, so who cares?) of Uzbeks in the eastern city of Andijan is May 13. We wonder which one of her forced-child-labor gowns Gulnara will wear to the commemoration party? Maybe this one, with the see-through crotch.

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nounverb911 April 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Is SGK still being run by the teabagger Nazi?

lisawines April 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm

You mean Jane Abraham who sits on her alliance board?

SaintRond April 21, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I don't know… She's got this vibe I find kind of attractive… I used to like the Shah's wife too, when she was a lot younger. A long time ago I tried to seduce Lee Harvey Oswald's daughter, but she was somehow able to sense my motives weren't completely pure and I was just sniffing around because of her dad.

I guess I'm just a big pervert, huh?

ManchuCandidate April 21, 2012 at 2:54 pm


SaintRond April 21, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Totally. But political.

Steverino247 April 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Starfuckers are people, too, my friend.

LionHeartSoyDog April 21, 2012 at 5:16 pm

"…she was somehow able to sense my motives weren't completely pure…"
With a functioning central nervous system, she would have a clue.

Tundra Grifter April 22, 2012 at 1:33 pm


Barb April 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm

This chick makes Kim Kardasian look almost likable.

BarackMyWorld April 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm


donner_froh April 21, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Perhaps slightly less loathsome.

KotBR April 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Careful, it's a slippery slope.

BarackMyWorld April 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

This is Komen back to bite them in the ass, I see.

Pragmatist2 April 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I believe this is the basis for the Borat sequel.

Beetagger April 21, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Can't we just agree that the Komen Foundation is evil and spare us all the inside-baseball Uzbek shite?

V572 Fehrnstrom April 21, 2012 at 2:30 pm

There's so much wrong with the idea of celebrity diseases that it's hard to know where to start. Breast cancer's terrible indeed, but the amount of money dedicated to curing it—which may or may not be possible—shouldn't depend on how much publicity it attracts, good or bad.

The ex-Mrs-V572625694 died at 56 on Feb 11, 2007, of breast cancer, which had also killed her mother, so I feel empowered to say this. Can't we have a rational policy that pursues cures and causes on the basis of risk and reward, instead of how scary this or that disease is?

The March of Dimes had a near-death experience itself when the Salk vaccine "fixed" polio, but pivoted swiftly to birth defects. That was a close one!

Barb April 21, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I am not sure what exactly a "celebrity disease" is, nor do I want to know.
I am not a fan of the Komen foundation. I find it more of a business than anything else.

As for the celebrities who bring awareness to any disease, thank God for them! Marlo Thomas is my personal hero and the people at St Jude's are the best!

Breast cancer is scary. I hope that I scare the shit out of every man and woman here when I say that. I feel empowered to say this as a breast cancer SURVIVOR.

sharethegrief April 21, 2012 at 2:59 pm

I love survivors. My mom survived breast cancer twice. Brinker has Founders Syndrome, a nasty disease that robs you of any memory of your mission statement, turning your charity into a vanity project.

Barb April 21, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Much love and well wishes to your mom.

V572 Fehrnstrom April 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

A "celebrity disease" is a nominally charitable organization that employs some Jerry-Lewis-like celebrity to draw attention and funds to an organization that takes on a life of its own and survives—as did the March of Dimes—the disease that engendered it. Not saying they don't do any good, only that our decisions as society as to which diseases are researched ought to be made on a rational basis.

Glad you survived. It's scary indeed.

Barb April 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

The worst thing Komen does is they take donated money and the sue any other charity that mentions "the cure"

This is great, V.

By the way, Stephen got named one of Time's 100 most influential people. Isn't that cool? Watch the video in the link and tell me what you think.

V572 Fehrnstrom April 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Stephen’s right up there in my 100 most-influential people along with you, my erstwhile friend.

cheaphits April 21, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Watching these people use each other is not a entertaining as it should be.

Fred_Wertham_Jr April 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm

We're going to need more tumbrels.

commiegirl April 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

I had to look up what a tumbrel was. Thank you sir and or ma'am. Now I shall call for more tumbrels fuckin' CONSTANTLY.

Biff April 21, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Bring out your dead!

Fred_Wertham_Jr April 22, 2012 at 3:22 am

You're very welcome. It's such a happy, fun word.

CivicHoliday April 21, 2012 at 2:47 pm

PR fail! Good luck with donations for the rest of the fiscal year, SGK. Other than right-wing nutbags and crazy sadist foreign investors, methinks your coffers may run a tad dry.

ManchuCandidate April 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I'm starting to get this idea the Komen foundation is more about networking with the rich and powerful (no matter how shitty they are) then actually helping women with breast cancer.

BTW that gown is not see thru. I looked at that photo for 15 minutes and I couldn't see anything I wanted to see.

James Michael Curley April 21, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Before I read the text I thought the model had had an accident. Lets face it, if there was a photo with a beautiful young women walking toward the camera with a urine stain down the front our intrepid Wonketters would find it.

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Click on the image to enlarge it and get a better picture, pervert!

Radiotherapy April 21, 2012 at 2:57 pm

This is getting Kinky.

HempDogbane April 21, 2012 at 3:22 pm

That dress could have wrecked their career before it got started.

Radiotherapy April 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola.

Toomush_Infer April 21, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Lalala Lolaa….

not that Dewey April 21, 2012 at 7:20 pm
LionHeartSoyDog April 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Dedicated Followers of Fashion.

AlterNewt April 21, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Maybe someone could start a foundation that seeks to cure sociopaths.

starfanglednut April 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm

That would be tough. Sociopaths have most of the money.

Radiotherapy April 21, 2012 at 3:09 pm

This is the War on Komen.

sbj1964 April 21, 2012 at 3:18 pm

No genital electrocution? Now we know why she can't get a date.

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Luv ya, Lisa, but I'm one of the oldz, and I'm going to end up with arthritis of the right index finger if I actually click on all the linkies you put in your posts.

lisawines April 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Heheheh. I don't blame you. I get obsessed with backing up what I'm saying. Matbe I should throw some funny links in there as a surprise. :-)

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Aw, I went ahead and clinked on all the links anyway. The last one was the best.

LionHeartSoyDog April 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Kudos to you Lisa, for all the research.
Thanks for sharing, and stay strong.

lisawines April 22, 2012 at 1:58 am

Aw garsh. Thanks. I think I'm done with digging up detritus on Komen for now. Off to find something else juicy and obscure. :-)

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

NERD ALERT: Is Gulnara any relation to this similarly-named guy?

unclejeems April 21, 2012 at 7:11 pm

That explains it. She's a Cardassian who's had a makeover. Those people eat each other after mating.

Blueb4sunrise April 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Ohhhh, Lisa, Lisa, remember when we used to walk along the banks of the Amu-Darya

and you would read to me from Navadir al-Shabab

while we drank kumis

Were we ever so young?

lisawines April 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

As deser-ved punishment, I clicked on every link and memorized all the information.

Blueb4sunrise April 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Honestly, I intended to link to this story on the Uighurs getting out of Gitmo to El Salvador

but the Wonkette demons gained control.

unclejeems April 21, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Isn't Uighur! the noise you make when you're butted in the crotch by a goat? Maybe not.

Steverino247 April 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

You guys have got it all wrong! SGK is trying to raise the President's breast cancer awareness so they're getting involved with Uzbekistani politics in order for the CIA to include their activities and links to Uzbekistani rulers in the President's Daily Intelligence Briefings.

Or as W might have said in similar circumstances: "OK, you've covered your ass AND raised my consciousness about a serious disease. Now get out of here."

Texan_Bulldog April 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Uzbekistan hasn't received this much publicity since Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan-Gate.

Oh, and I used to do the SKG breast cancer walks but won't even use their stupid t-shirts to wipe dog yack off the floor.

Abbystinence April 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

The SKG Foundation gives a new definition to "pink slime"

Buzz Feedback April 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I'm not smart enough to read these long posts. Also.

AtlanticCapers April 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm


flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Ha, ha, Tashkent's first Ecological Park opened its door's on the site of the former Tashkent Zoo. I wonder if they called in the Nuge to finish off the former residents. Nom, nom, nom!

V572 Fehrnstrom April 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

The opening ceremony kicked off at the entrance to the Park where Uzbek pop stars staged barnstorming performances for the public while finishing touches were being made inside the Park….That night visitors to the Ecopark…had a great opportunity to listen to an exciting song titled Round Run by Googoosha, with a group of participants staging an equally exciting flashmob dance whose simple but energetic moves drew many visitors to join in.

Round Run by Googoosha's first CD was awesome, but then they went strictly commercial. "Barnstorming" is so former Soviet Union.

Guppy April 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Looking forward to seeing how her lawyers find a way to sue Wonkett in England and Wales.

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 5:03 pm

No wonder the bitch is into child labor. She was a Junior Officer, Central Department of Statistics of the Republic of Uzbekistan when she was only 15. She keeps herself busy.

flamingpdog April 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

And you can friend her at Facebook, too!

donner_froh April 21, 2012 at 5:46 pm

The picture on her Facebook page is more shop than photo.

Biff April 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

9 friends, cool!

donner_froh April 21, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Travel to beautiful Uzbekistan on an all expenses paid national security rendition vacation where you can take part in "beating, often with blunt weapons, and asphyxiation with a gas mask."

Don't miss it.

Come here a minute April 21, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Susan G. Komen just has one question: Is the donor staunchly pro life? No? Uh, well, how big is the check?

donner_froh April 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm

From the Komen representative’s reaction when talking to me, the organization appears caught entirely by surprise about the negative reactions they are receiving. Wonkette and Foreign Policy picked up the story…

Is Wonkette going respectable?

Radiotherapy April 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Skullfuck Komen with a rusty chainsaw. Does that answer your question?

An_Outhouse April 21, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I'm sure Uzbekistan does cutting research on breast cancer and many other diseases. (WTF are these hyenas thinking? Are they that desperate to rip people off?)

Callyson April 21, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Meanwhile, for those with the concern and the means to contribute to organizations that actually work on breast cancer:

Toomush_Infer April 21, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Pink Ribbon Rendition….actually, as a past E.D. for several non-profits, it always pisses me off how much these folks make and spend on their admins….how do they get away with this shit, when I had to suffer with regular folks pay….what was I doing wrong?….

lisawines April 22, 2012 at 1:41 am

Yeah and Nancy has been flying high (another link! gah!)

An_Outhouse April 21, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Who knew that women could be so evil? Maybe the war on womynz is justified after all.

cheaphits April 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm

“I often have to wear suits. I’m not very fond of them and I often transform them; it’s important for me to make sure that my outfit contains a part of my identity: This sort of details reveal my individuality.”
InStyle magazine, 2010

Yeah, well that and a transparent crotch will reveal a lot.

redarmyzombie April 21, 2012 at 8:13 pm

That's odd. Wasn't the Komen foundation trying to *fix* their image?

Biff April 21, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Yeah, this oughtta do it!

ttommyunger April 22, 2012 at 9:32 am

Needz moar tits!

MiniMencken April 22, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Gulnara means "flower of the pomegranate." Such a pretty name, don't you think?

BZ1 April 22, 2012 at 10:57 pm

“the bottom line for them is to help fight breast cancer make money"

imissopus April 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm

This post reeks suspiciously of actual journalism. Rebecca, what kind of a shop are you trying to run here? I can't masturbate to this at all!

sewollef April 23, 2012 at 9:00 am

If I may speak bluntly:

Susan G. Komen Foundation can go shove their [allegedly corrupt] foundation up their collective arses.

I'm sick to my two back teeth hearing their non-apology apologies and side-steps from the actual truth. Grrr.

This is what I read on a pissy-wet Monday morning when I had an overlong wait for the Manhattan-bound N-Train, which then had the audacity to sit at Canal Street due to a 'sick' passenger that made me 15 minutes later than normal to work. 15 MINUTES! How dare 'they' get sick!

And worse… it took me at least 15 minutes to read this whole 'journalism' piece and follow up a few of those juicy links. What on earth is going on? Journalism or something?

Barb April 21, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Oh my god, I am heartbroken for you. I wish I could give you a two hour long hug right now. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better? Damn, that's a dumb question on my part. I am just stunned.

starfanglednut April 21, 2012 at 6:06 pm

We are all sorry for your loss, smashed.

Dashboard_Jesus April 23, 2012 at 12:24 am

I am very sorry for your loss, breast cancer is an awful disease and it has taken the lives of far too many women…my baby sister died from breast cancer 10 years ago this October, she was a 37 y.o. single mom 3 young children at home and no health insurance…the Komen folks were NO help in finding resources to help her, and the week after we buried her my best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer and subsequently went thru much pain and suffering from surgery, chemo, botched 'reconstruction' surgery, etc. and again when we asked Komen if they had any resources we were told they don't actually HELP women WITH breast cancer, that they're simply trying to find a 'cure'…fuck them, srsly

Barb April 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Thanks and back at 'cha!

I tried to Google the top 100 list to see where Colbert placed and I was too drunky-poo to find it, lol. The Flyers lost and pissed me off.

redarmyzombie April 21, 2012 at 8:10 pm


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lisawines April 22, 2012 at 2:27 am

Flyers! I'm not a sporty girl but I was with my big brother in a bar when the Flyers won their 2nd cup in '75 and we all ran out onto West Chester Pike and stopped traffic. Good times! Thanks for reminding me. :-)

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