Fox Boss’s Gotcha Too ‘Ugly’ Even For Bill O’Reilly

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Roger Ailes at feastFox News head and living Cthulu Roger Ailes forwarded to all his underlings some crazy chain emails from the Fox Research department saying George Soros, as a 14-year-old Jew who had been hidden by a Christian family but did not have the grace to stay in the attic, was a total Nazi collaborator who ate Jewish babies and washed them down with communion wine. The one-word response from Bill O’Reilly’s producer? “Ugly.” “So do you want a job or not?” snitted Ailes, sort of, or more properly: “Do you think you guys will use it or should I give it to someone else?” O’Reilly passed, because Roger Ailes’s cherished gotcha about the liberal and big-spending billionaire Soros being a 14-year-old who shoved Jews into ovens was too gross for Bill O’Reilly. But someone else was very very happy to have an hour about it, and that someone was onetime Fox golden calf Glenn Beck.

The following evening during the 5 p.m. hour of his show, Beck promoted a special about Soros. Beck referred to the billionaire philanthropist as a “puppet master” and questioned his Jewish identity. Earlier that day on his radio show, Beck said Soros “saw people into gas chambers.”

Beck’s “special,” which was broadcast a week later, included the information Ailes forwarded to O’Reilly. Beck claimed Soros “had to help the government confiscate the lands of his fellow Jewish friends and neighbors.” On his radio show Beck went even further, saying that Soros helped “send the Jews” to “death camps.” His comments were widely condemned by Jewish leaders.

You don’t say. But if Soros didn’t personally shove the other Jews onto the trains, what did he do? Well, he definitely helped his fake Dad confiscate some property from fellow Jews. And he’s not sorry. We’d add our usual “burn him,” but in context, probably don’t. [Gawker, via MediaMatters]

 
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nounverb911 April 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

Does this mean that O'Reilly is human?

Giveusabob April 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

He's more machine than man now.

smitallica April 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Twisted and ee-vill.

sullivanst April 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Locutus of Bore?

Terry April 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

No, but it does mean that there are a few things that are too low for even O'Reilly to touch.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Loofahman has a sense of propriety?

Lascauxcaveman April 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Bill O'Reilly is a responsible journalist; only interested in getting the facts out there.

[/throws up, shoots self in the head]

Naked_Bunny April 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

At this point, not literally calling Jewish people Nazis on TV just because they're liberals is pretty much all it takes to be a responsible journalist.

Designer_Rants April 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Bill's Pulitzer is in the mail.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm

No.

George Spelvin April 20, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Schroedinger's Billo.

Blueb4sunrise April 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Soros is the Pope?

prommie April 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Aaarrrrggghhhhhh!

starfanglednut April 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Well said, Prommie.

weejee April 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Roger Ailes: Faux Newz Gruppenkapo.

Lascauxcaveman April 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Easing into retirement, having taken up the hobby of translating the collected works of Joseph Goebbels from the German.

Radiotherapy April 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

First off: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

sewollef April 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Reminds me of a photograph I saw of Joseph Goebbels, where he's sat in a wheelchair — in uniform — staring up at the camera with those venomous eyes.

He looks like a cross between Gollum, a malicious dwarf and a short-assed vampire.

For me, it's a seriously frightening portrait of one of the scariest and viciously anti-semitic leaders of the Third Reich, who's job was a Roger Ailes wannabe [aka. Propaganda Minister]…. for the biggest terrorist organisation of all — the NSDAP.

Gives me the shivers even now.

Barb April 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Beck referred to the billionaire philanthropist as a “puppet master”

There isn't a person working for Fox News that doesn't have Roger Ailes hand shoved up their puppet ass, sans lubrication.

An_Outhouse April 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I'm confused. I thought pupet masters were the Jews but Soros is a puppet master who might NOT be Jewish?

Sir_Fartz_Alot April 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm
actor212 April 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm

The irony that everyone missed here is, if Glenn Beck had been a Jew at Treblinka, he would have been all "Did you need me to pull the chain on the Zyklon canister, Herr Gruppenfuhrer? Huh? Huh?"

George Spelvin April 20, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Well, he probably would have asked for a chalkboard to outline how the chain worked.

skoalrebel April 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Conspiracy, sheeple! [spit!] Don't you see that the International Jewish Conspiracy is in league with the Nazis, the FemiNazis, the Trilateral Commission, the IMF, and the Communists? [spit!] Soros and the other conspirators want to take our guns, and they're starting by outlawing flavored dip![spit!]
First they come for the dip. [spit!]
Then they come for the guns. [spit!]
Then how will your protect yourselves from the Obama Jewish Jihad and all those Gay Illegals? [spit!]

MissTaken April 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Wow, first Sarah and now Bill-O BOTH being correct about something. Welcome to Bizarro Friday.

Jus_Wonderin April 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I'm dizzy.

SorosBot April 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

What's next, Dick Cheney showing a conscience?

Texan_Bulldog April 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Nah…never gonna happen.

chicken_thief April 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

He's come around on gay rights. Not that that will save his soul (allegedly, he has one), but it is something…

V572 Fehrnstrom April 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Aren't conversions based on personal experience a bit suspect? If his daughter weren't gay, wouldn't the Dickster be calling for gay internment camps?

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Biel_ze_Bubba might already have DICK's contract, signed and sealed in blood. I think Dick's "heart" was the initial downpayment, or something.

MissTaken April 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Side-effect of getting a heart for the very first time.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

"Doc! Doc! I…I….I don't know what's happening???? I was watching this story about these kids in Africa who were suffering from dehydration and starvation and…my heart….it sort of seized up and this…this…*water*…..started covering my eyeballs!"

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 12:48 pm

He's already come out in favor of Bumpin' Fuzz, that's all you're gonna get.

Lascauxcaveman April 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Sarah was right about something? I missed that one.

I bet she did, too.

BlueStateLibel April 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Next thing you know Mitt Rmoney will break down in tears over abusing his poor dog Seamus and will donate half his fortune to the ASPCA.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I don't think we'll, any of us, live long enough to see the day when Mittens donates half his fortune to ANYbody, unless it's his weirdo cult or his wife.

Beowoof April 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Well it is 4/20 and I am sure that there are a bunch folks even at Fox, smoking up for the day. Could explain a lot.

GunToting[Redacted] April 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Cthulhu takes great offense at being compared to Roger Ailes.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

My Little Cthulhu has a angry

Giveusabob April 20, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Indeed. Here is Cthulhu coming to whoop some uppity pundit ass: http://captionedgif.com/upload/2012/04/07/2012040

(Note that is actually aerial footage taken from 20,000ft up.)

emmelemm April 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Wow… that is, quite possibly, the best GIF ever, and has made my Friday complete.

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

No kidding…there are some things that even the pure embodiment of evil won't do.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Good ol' Roger Ailes! Right on the cutting edge of two year old news stories…

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Funny how Media Matters and Accuracy In Media have exactly the same page layout, with one in red and one in blue, isn't it?

Not_So_Much April 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I'm perfectly fine reading a sentence that includes 'Glenn Beck', 'shove' and 'ovens' in it. Just not this exact version of it.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm
edgydrifter April 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Holy balls. Conservatives project so much we ought to call them IMAX.

prommie April 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

You just know that when he croaks, they'll replace him with Rove. And so the circle of assholes will continue.

proudgrampa April 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm

"Circle of assholes…"

That would be a meta-asshole.

OneDollarJuana April 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

"Too gross" for Bill-o? We'll have to go back and check those phone-sex tapes to see what his preferred level of "grossness" is.

mrpuma2u April 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

A new high for Glenn Beck, taking the slop Bill "falafel sammich" O'liely passed on. Congrats Glenn!!!!

chicken_thief April 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Which earned Beck the bigger ratings there for awhile. Nothing is too crazy for the base.

Baconzgood April 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

"Beck" and "Special" is a great pairing of words.

cheaphits April 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Wonder why it didn't go to Rush? Ailes used to own Rush and Rush like Glenn Beck, can easily crawl under a snakes belly and thrives below whale shit.

SorosBot April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

You know who else promoted baseless conspiracy theories about prominent wealthy Jews?

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Prescott Bush?

MissTaken April 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Mel Gibson?

ChernobylSoup April 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Herod?

ALIVE! April 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

The Pharoah.

Radiotherapy April 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Karl Rove?

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

The Catholic Church

An_Outhouse April 20, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Big Hollywood dot com?

dadanarchist April 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Nixon?

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Henry Ford?

Tundra Grifter April 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm

CK:

Curses! You beat me to it! Again!

skoalrebel April 20, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Me! [spit!] Oh, you said "baseless." I'm all about the facts. [spit!]

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Tomás de Torquemada?

horsedreamer_1 April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Shoal Creek CC?

DemmeFatale April 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

The birthday boy?

MosesInvests April 20, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Louis Farrakhan? Richard Nixon? James Baker? Czar Nicholas I? Czar Nicholas II? Stalin? (I could go on, but you get the point.)

Goonemeritus April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

O’Reilly is a journalist when compared to the other pundits at Fox the same way I was eye candy when compared to my fellow engineers at university. .

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Oh, I'll bet you're STILL eye candy, Goonemeritus. I KNOW engineers.

Mumbletypeg April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Beck ..questioned his Jewish identity

I for one question Glenn Beck's human identity.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Y 4 U do dat? You know he's NOT human.

SexySmurf April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

The one-word response from Bill O’Reilly’s producer? “Ugly.”

And that producer knows ugly: he has to look at Bill O’Reilly everyday.

freakishlywrong April 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

And Jabba the Ailes.

actor212 April 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Hannity Greedo shot first!

oldedinvn April 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Damn.. If I cant knot knok yids & niggerr, what is left. I needs me sum supereority. shit.

Callyson April 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Jesus, is Ailes five years old or something? "He did it too! He started it!"

Christ almighty…

SoBeach April 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Okay, so there's absolutely nothing too stupid for the right wing propaganda machine to shit out. Got it. And one time out of untold thousands O'Reilly refused to take the pile of shit he was handed and help smear it around. Wow. What a mensch.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I keep waiting for BillO, who does have an IQ north of 100, to tell Ailes to fuck off, and take a job that doesn't cause him to wrinkle his nose every time he cashes a paycheck.

In my professional opinion, the guy is selling his soul for way too little.

widestanceromance April 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

O'Reilly's soul would be overpriced in a Dollar Store.

SoBeach April 20, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Billdo isn't stupid, but he IS an asshole. He's playing a character — pompous blowhard — and the boneheads eat it up. He's made a fortune at it and he's not going to all of a sudden grow a conscience.

DemmeFatale April 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I'm so sick of the "Shtick Boys" like O'Reilly, Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh.
(And these are just some of the major ones.)

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I thought that was Colbert's schtick.

SoBeach April 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Yeah but he's funny.

Dr_pangloss April 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Roger Ailes and GLenn Beck, two tastes that go great together. Vomit and Diarrhea.

Guppy April 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Beck… questioned his Jewish identity.

Afterwards, Glenn Beck was wrapped in a Holocaust Torah scroll and declared King of the Jews.

mayor_quimby April 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Hmmm, that rings a bell. I'm sure that will be well received and not all offend any particular group.
http://newprentiss.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/ed

SayItWithWookies April 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

In reality, as a fourteen-year-old boy in occupied Hungary, Soros was hidden from the Nazis by a Christian family. The man hiding Soros was assigned to go inventory the estate of a wealthy Jewish family and brought Soros along to protect him. Soros himself was never part of any property confiscation.

Wow — so Ailes and Beck accused Soros, a Jew who survived the Holocaust, of collaborating with the Nazis based on this. That's fuckin' irredeemable. Not out of character, but still fuckin' irredeemable.

ifthethunderdontgetya April 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Facts R' Hitler.
~

MissTaken April 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm

By Ailes' logic Anne Frank and her family were actually colluding with the Nazis by keeping that little attic closet that they hid in free of rats and other attic-dwelling varmin.

Tundra Grifter April 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

If you can believe it, it's actually worse than that.

According to the "60 Minutes" piece and Mr. Soros' autobiography, he risked his own life to warn fellow Jews about deportation.

I mean, it would have been one thing if a 14-year-old boy during WW II did nothing. I could understand that. But he went out there and tried to help people at considerable personal peril.

Before I got kicked off NewsBusters for telling the truth, several times I pointed out these lies to the right wing cretins.

GuyClinch April 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

In other words, Bill-O said "no thanks" to a four-way small-cockstravaganza with Ailes, Beck and Bishop Jenky. I'd love to see Steve Brodner (http://stevebrodner.com/) make a nice cartoon of those three hand-jobbing each other. Such vile creatures.

ManchuCandidate April 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

And still the GOPers are stunned most US America Jews vote Demoncrap.

starfanglednut April 20, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Because the GOP loves Israel sooooooo much!

Fox n Fiends April 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Roger Ailes, still persecuting Jews…..

Ruhe April 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

So Beck "questioned his Jewish identity"? That has got to be dog-whistling in its most subtle and insidious form. Beck's audience is probably monolithically pro-Israel and Jew-phobic at the same time so his "questions" about Soros probably translate for his listeners as "he's not Jewish because he betrayed his fellow Jews which is just what you'd expect a greedy old commie Jew to do."

Generation[redacted] April 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Just to be clear, there were Jews in Auschwitz who were forced to man the gas chambers. It was a horrific job which they could either accept or be shot dead on the spot. One man actually left his post and walked into the gas chamber with the crowd, intending to commit suicide, but the condemned prisoners exhorted him to go back outside so he could be left alive to tell the world what happened. And he did.

Stay classy, Fox News.

Fukui-sanYesOta April 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Filip Müller. I've read that book. It's fucking harrowing.

Generation[redacted] April 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Thank you! I saw him interviewed on PBS and was trying to remember the name.

starfanglednut April 20, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Wow. Just…wow.

mavenmaven April 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Much like Pat Robertson, Fox loves the Jews only when it allows them to pillory someone, preferably another Jew.

Radiotherapy April 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Beck is Ailes goy toy.

Blueb4sunrise April 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Chick-Fil-Atheist™ April 20, 2012 at 12:40 pm

I am BUYING this song. And I loathe you for it.

Blueb4sunrise April 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

actor brought it [Raffi] up. Maybe a Wonkette theme song.

ChrisM2011 April 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm

You mean Hannity didn't bust out complimentary BJ's for this gem?

lulzmonger April 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Ailes (n.) – a rare fungus that only grows on santorum.

Golly gee wow – Papa Bear will happily bugger a rabid stoat for a nickel, live on prime time TeeVee … but he has too much JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY to give it a rimjob for another three cents!

meatlofer April 20, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Greta Van is uglier!

SexySmurf April 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I think he's a very handsome man.

chicken_thief April 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

But Ann has a nicer set of man tits.

elviouslyqueer April 20, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Sadly, there is no English-to-R'lyehian translator up to the task of transliterating "Eat a jumbo sized plate of panko-crusted fried rat dicks, Ailes." Boo.

finallyhappy April 20, 2012 at 3:15 pm

panko?? he deserves regular bread crumb dusted fried rat dicks

Nostrildamus April 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Nice pic. Roger's lost some weight.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ April 20, 2012 at 12:37 pm

So Roger Ailes / Bill O'Reilly / Glenn Beck is/is not the bad guy here?

Let's talk more about a five year old eating a dog.

Toomush_Infer April 20, 2012 at 12:38 pm

So, soon to come: Roger Ailes and Pat Robertson, rockin' on the front porch, rememberin' shit that didn't happen….yet….

OneYieldRegular April 20, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Has Herr Beck finished converting all of the camp victims into Mormons yet?

This guy. If he made these comments in France, Beck would certainly be tried in court, and probably given a substantially higher fine to pay than John Galliano.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 20, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I know it sort of spoils the fun, but I know of another 14 year old who grew up in Nazi Germany, and was required to join the Hitler Youth… much as I dislike Pope Ratzi, I think maybe he's no more responsible for the Holocaust than George Soros is.

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Yeah, but Razi shooting down disobedient flying nuns with an 8.8cm flak is still funny, right?

Jus_Wonderin April 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

The way they spiral down and burst into flames certainly is.

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

That's what they get when they sally forth over an open field.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

PULL!

Generation[redacted] April 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Great. Now I have this image in my head: nuns flying in formation to the tune of Pink Floyd's Goodbye Blue Sky.

swordfis April 20, 2012 at 11:14 pm

You're right.

BlueStateLibel April 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

That's the most flattering picture of Roger Ailes I've ever seen.

thefrontpage April 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Be sure to join Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson, Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, Paul McCartney, Ziggy Marley, Steven Tyler and George Soros, Ted Nugent, Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly at the High Times Happy Hour today, Friday, April 20, 2012, at 4:20 p.m. in San Francisco at High Times Cafe and Bar. It should be fun time for everyone! This event is sponsored by High Times Magzine, the High Times Cafe and Bar, Zig-Zag Rolling Papers, Cannibis Magazine, Rolling Stone and Playboy. The host for the Happy Hour is Ziggy Marley.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Cheech Marin is Master of Ceremonies.

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Ann Coulter helpfully explained that "our Jews are better than their Jews."

prommie April 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

OT, but its amusing that the Hot Political Topic in NJ right now is the "Christie Fell Asleep at the Springsteen Concert" scandal. Someone snaps pic of apparently-sleeping fat fuck, it goes from webz to papers, and then reporters actually ask him if he fell asleep, during a press conference, and fat fuck denies sleeping, during a 30-minute answer to a dumb question, because fat fuck loves to hear himself talk. But whats so so so creepy is that Fat Fuck is a creepy douchey adolescent fanboy, he's embarrassing to listen to, going on and on with his confused homoerotic love for Bruce. Ewwwwww! He proudly proclaims he's been to 127 Bruce concerts, ALL of them so far on this tour! Ewwww!

FakaktaSouth April 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Does he listen to a god damned word of any of Bruce Springsteen's songs? No. He can't possibly. He has a giant body and not a soul to be found.

prommie April 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

He's just hopeless, Fakakta, you gotta hear the interview, he sounds like a lame 14-year old, just so fanboy lame worshipping Bruce but not Getting It. And of course, he is Palinesque in his ability to make it all about him, too. He didn't go to a Springsteen performance, Springsteen came to a Fat Fuck Audiencing Event.

FakaktaSouth April 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

He's a real life Eric Cartman, no doubt. I love Cartman though. Because he's ACTUALLY 10 years old.

Generation[redacted] April 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

He slept through the slow songs, but I'm sure he was on his feet pumping his fists to the uber-patriotic Born in the USA.

prommie April 20, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Oh, he bragged about how he was pumping his fist.

proudgrampa April 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Falling asleep at a Springsteen concert? Jeez. That's gotta be like sleeping through the "Guns of Navarone."

coolhandnuke April 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Ailes has been sharpening his pitchforks and fueling the torches, just waiting for the right moment to go after this Anne Frankenstein.

horsedreamer_1 April 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

It's about ratings-points, not hate.

FakaktaSouth April 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm

There is something in BillO that WILL NOT let him go full on stupid. Scumbag? Yes. Butthole? Sure. And he says stupid stuff I know, but there is something in him, clinging to the last independent brain cell he has that once made him a normal run of the mill bastard, not part of the incredible propaganda machine that is Roger's jerk off station. He sold his soul, but he fucking KNOWS it.

prommie April 20, 2012 at 1:29 pm

He is too in love with himself to go full retard; his problem is he is an angry, angry, rage-filled, daddy-issues having Irish drunk, and they can be mean-ass bastards.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

As another angry, angry, rage-filled, daddy-issues having Irish drunk, I concur.

prommie April 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Shut up or I'll knock you into tomorrow!

starfanglednut April 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm

I'll give you something to cry about!

Wile E. Quixote April 20, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Hey, do you know who else was an angry, angry, rage-filled, daddy-issues having Irish drunk? Well obviously not Hitler, he was a fucking Austrian, but he was Catholic.

swordfis April 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm

It's true – every once in a while he does or says something decent. And he can be funny, in an overbearing, bullying sort of way.

George Spelvin April 20, 2012 at 11:17 pm

I think he's created a persona that probably incorporates some features of his actual personality and beliefs, but which he has selectively exaggerated parts of, because it turns out that it pays really fucking well.

Now, because it has been so successful, the irrational, hate-mongering persona has largely supplanted his actual personality (at least in public). He can't substantially change that without seeing a huge drop in income, but every so often something comes along that is so fucking stupid that whatever is left of his original personality blurts something out.

Note 1: There's a good chance the original O'Rly personality was an asshole, too; just not maybe quite as big an asshole.

Note 2: If I'm reading this right, in this particular case, the "tip" was not turned down by Billo, but by his producer. One of the things producers are supposed to do is to keep you from looking like an idiot. Props to his producer fo doing his or her job.

RedneckMuslin April 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Let me get this straight. An extreme right wing nutcase is accusing someone of belonging to an extreme right wing group.

owhatever April 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Decoded, this means Obama wants to bomb the Israel.

donner_froh April 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm

He collaborated with no one and he paid attention to what he understood to be his primary responsibility: making sure that no one doubted that he was Sandor Kiss.

Soros should have kept that alias. Even rabid right wingers would have a hard thinking Sandor Kiss was evil.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

"Sandor Kiss" sounds like a brand of chocolate.

Troglodeity April 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

First they blame Obama for eating what he was served as a 9-year-old. Now they blame Soros for, um, trying to stay alive as a 14-year-old.

But blame Romney for torturing his dog in 1983? Hey, Romney was only 39 then: he was basically just a kid!

finallyhappy April 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

and saying Seamus loved it- that was last week!

proudgrampa April 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Well, everybody knows that Soros co-authored "Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

lochnessmonster April 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Just when I was forgetting Beck lives on the same planet, his ugly head rises again to whine and cry all over the airwaves!

Wile E. Quixote April 20, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Well I for one would like to hear more about Rupert Murdoch's collaboration with the Chinese. After all it was Rupert who suppressed news about the Tiananmen uprising at the behest of the Chinese Communist government and Rupert is also married to a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party, so why aren't we hearing more about the actions of this Chicom puppet?

sqeptiq April 21, 2012 at 8:52 am

Nevermind America–when you've lost Bill O'Reilly, you've lost Mordor. Or, to get even geekier, this is like Sauron pitching a scheme to the WItch-King of Angmar and the Witch-King objecting, "Dude! Sauron! That's just too ugly!"

ttommyunger April 22, 2012 at 10:17 am

So, this Soros guy is on Fox's shit list? All I need to know, my friend, he is A-O.K. in my book.

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