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Racist Gallery Available For People Who Can’t Afford To Visit Alabama

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ArtBig Rapids, MI –- Jim Crow is back, baby! Ferris State University has recently opened the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia and it is chock-full of beautifully restored treasures of hatred. The museum has the nation’s largest public collection of racist artifacts. Founder David Pilgrim makes no apologies for the museum and hopes it will serve as a learning tool to those who need to be taught it isn’t polite to hate. The shiny new museum only cost $1.3 million which is a bargain compared to turning the entire South into a giant fishbowl.

The Museum offers a timeline of the African American experience in the US, divided into six sections: ‘Africa Before Slavery,’ ‘Slavery in America,’ ‘Reconstruction,’ ‘Jim Crow,’ ‘Civil Rights’ and ‘Post Civil Rights.’

David Pilgrim says it “is all about teaching, not a shrine to racism.” The gallery is “to get people to think deeply.” Pilgrim, who is a dude of color, is no stranger to racism. He is also a former sociology professor at Ferris State. He started the collection over 30 years ago in Alabama, a very obscure place to seek out racist artifacts. But Pilgrim had a hunch that racism might be in other places too, so he followed his instincts and eventually wound up with a 2000 piece collection. It was a good thing that there was so much hate and racism everywhere to make his job so easy. Pilgrim says, “It became the way I relaxed.” With all of these unlimited examples of relaxation, he felt it was time to donate his collection to Ferris State University.

This is also great news for Asians, Mexicans, Middle Easterners, Caucasians, religious, homosexuals, homeless, disfigured, obese, women, mentally and physically challenged people who are looking to find something to do with all the hate memorabilia they collect on a daily basis. This could create so many galleries, jobs and provide education to those who have not mastered racism.

The gallery opens April 26 and admission is free to most. [ NY Daily News]

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  • Barb

    Have they erected the statue of the transvaginal ultrasound yet for the women who will be the slaves of the future?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      "Captain, Womb Drives are ready."
      "Mr. Sulu, Womb Factor 6. Please."
      "Aye, aye, Sir."

      • Barb

        "Two to beam aboard, there appears to be no sign of intelligent life in Alabama"

        • PuckStopsHere

          Actually, snark aside, I was in Alabama just last week and found the people of Tuscaloosa to be helpful and nice. We were at the University of Alabama and everything seemed to be cool there. And good luck to your Flyers, btw.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            I'm in Alabama on business as I write this. Can't say that I disagree about the nice people but hell, nice people are everywhere. It's when they have to deal with religion and politics that they tend to get a bit, uh, ruffled. I don't think that the Civil War has ended yet down here.

          • Barb

            Thanks Puck!

    • skoalrebel

      We're all slaves to the future, Barb. [spit!] They keep tellin' us to do something for future generations. But what the fuck have future generations ever done for us? [spit!]

      • Barb

        Give me a hunk of that chaw! I agree! I don't spit though.

        • skoalrebel

          You swallow, then?

          • Barb

            The best women know that when the beer arrives, it had better be cold and cracked open and spitting is wrong.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          There's a guy in one of my AA meetings who chews that stuff. Carries a styrofoam cup to spit into. One of the most disgusting things I've seen in quite some time.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      But I thought women were slaves now, slaves tomorrow, slaves forever?

      • Fare la Volpe

        Sounds like someone read Twilight.

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      government free vjj on Facebook- check us out!!

  • nounverb911

    Do blahs have a separate entrance?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Water fountains and bathrooms, too, also.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Yes, but it only costs 3/5!

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Admission is free to most? Does that mean racists have to pay? That would be sweet!

    • Crank_Tango

      that would be cool if they had some sort of symbol that racists had to wear…like something on their lapel, a colored star or something, no wait, maybe not.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Chappelle Pins? Yes, it makes no sense but…it seems perfect that they'd have to wear it.

      • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

        Red bulls-eyes?

        • Crank_Tango

          surveyors' marks, perhaps?

      • MissTaken

        Flag Pin?

  • IncenseDebate

    I thought Mississippi was the Museum of Racist Memorabilia.

  • mavenmaven

    This is also great news for… You racists, you left out Jews and Little People! This article goes into the museum!

    • succalina

      What about the gheys? Why won't anyone think of the gheys!!!

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Meanwhile, here's a preview of the 2012 Republican National Convention.

    (No guarantees with regards to choreography quality, however.)
    ~

    • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

      WTF? What is that the Log Cabin Wing of the Klan???

      "Hey Vern, tonight we's a gonna string up a coupla nigras – and then we're rehearsing that awesome new set we're planning for the state convention!"

  • Crank_Tango

    I'm not racist but…some of my best friends are blah…you know who else…oh whatever, happy friday everyone!

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I am off to the farm. So a perfect weekend is in the offing.

      I will be "out standing in my field".

    • flamingpdog

      ♪ Kickin' in the front of the bus
      Sittin' in the back of the bus
      Gotta let whitey make my mind up
      Which seat can I take? ♪

      • Crank_Tango

        Back of the bus with you, Miss Black!Sent from my iPhone

  • ChernobylSoup

    The ALEC wing is still under construction.

  • nounverb911

    I'm surprised the museum isn't in Benton Harbor.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    I'd like to go and catch an old Disney movie, if they're showing any.

    • Giveusabob

      So they'll be showing "Song of the South" on continuous loop?

  • Goonemeritus

    “The gallery opens April 26 and admission is free to most.”

    Does he plan to just charge the Irish?

    • ChernobylSoup

      The Welsh sure as hell won't pay.

    • iburl

      only the uppity black Irish.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Only the drunk ones?

      • Fare la Volpe

        So all of 'em, Katie.

  • prommie

    Hey, many hipster blah peoples ironically collect racist memorabilia. I would love to find a genuine old paper with a "No Irish Need Apply" ad in it.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Actually, I agree. I love to have something like that if I had any idea what my heritage was. I think we might be French and Dutch. I am confused. Mostly.

    • Fare la Volpe

      I had a black professor who legitimately did collect racist memorabilia. Truth be told much of it was part of a lecture she did on representations of color, but she said that by collecting and mocking a piece, it helped her to take away the sting of its message.

      There are also artists out there like Jean Grosser who take hate literature and turn it into empowering art about racism and antisemitism.

    • Man0nTheStreet

      "No Irish Need Apply"
      – wasn't that on the cover of a PiL or Big Audio Dynamite album?

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      Fortunately, nobody's ever told a joke at the expense of us Poles, or we'd have to take a break from all our mathematics and getting slaughtered to go beat on someone.

      • George Spelvin

        Oh, c'mon, poles, zeroes, whatevs.

  • JustPixelz

    If the Confederacy had won the Civil War Between the States, he could have stopped with the "Slavery in America" section. But think of how much more stuff he'd have in his collection. Including himself! (Unless he was able to runaway from Alabama.)

  • SayItWithWookies

    I can't wait for the Museum of Reverse Racism to open up — that'll be highlighting people who call Rush Limbaugh a racist, black people who get admitted to college (because — you know — equal opportunity stuff) and anyone who mocks Sarah Palin's children.

    • chicken_thief

      That sumbitch is going to be bursting at the seams in no time.

  • barto

    Is there a separate entrance for those people? You know, just in fun and all.

  • prommie

    Watermelon and fried chicken up there, but no grape soda. Grape soda references are much more hip than watermelon and fried chicken references. And don't forget the fear of dogs and ghosts, known as "sperrits."

    • finallyhappy

      What does grape soda mean?

    • chicken_thief

      I'll toast that comment with a gin and juice!

    • SayItWithWookies

      You mean haints?

  • Baconzgood

    So much hate so little time.

  • skoalrebel

    Hot damn! [spit!] I'd like some of that stuff for my front yard. The trailer needs a bit o' sprucin' up this spring, and there's some mighty fine stuff there. [spit!] Thanks, Wonkette!

  • Fare la Volpe

    So…am I the only white person who totally wants to see this?

    Whenever my confidence soars too high, I need to find a new excuse to hate myself and all of humanity.

    • prommie

      Is that from School Ties?

    • widestanceromance

      As an openly white man, I'd go, with my colored husband, just to bring the awkward (I assume my admission would be reduced by bringing him–wait for it, yes, only 3/5ths retail price!).

      • Fare la Volpe

        Ironically, no queers allowed. Go figure.

      • finallyhappy

        what color is he?

        • widestanceromance

          A fine caramel, with flushes of raspberry if he reads this.

    • Negropolis

      I keep reading about how people go and get depressed looking at the exhibits, and maybe it's because I'm young, but I want to go for a good time. If it will be inappropriate to laugh at stuff so comically offensive, maybe I need to skip this. Plus, Big Rapids is very far away, even for most Michiganders.

  • coolhandnuke

    I call bullshit on "a dude of color." David Pilgrim is quite possibly the whitest, blandest, crackerbarrelest, milquetoastiest, WalMartiest, McWonderbreadiest name to fall off the saltine truck in a coons age.

  • prommie

    I hear they are going to build the Museum of Lynching in Tavares, Florida. Or else Roseville.

    • elviouslyqueer
    • flamingpdog

      Well, it's not like there isn't already a Museum of Jew Lynching just down the road from Preznit Barry's house.

      • MissTaken

        4 blocks away?

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Ferris State? What can you major in? Advanced Wheel Dynamics?

    • coolhandnuke

      Buellernomics?

    • flamingpdog

      I wanna go there – I hear they have a lot of days off.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Their sister college gets no respect.

      • Guppy

        But Ben Stein is faculty.

    • George Spelvin

      Well, it's not as uptight as Ferric State.

  • gullywompr

    Nevar forget.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      "Nearer" my God to Thee

  • dadanarchist

    "Racism must be over if there's a museum of it!" – Fox News Bobblehead, Any Day Now

    • Man0nTheStreet

      3…2…1…

  • prommie

    Check out the ebay, here is a slave bill of sale, and they only want $2,775.00 for it! http://www.ebay.com/itm/1855-SOUTH-CAROLINA-SLAVE

    • George Spelvin

      You. Are. Fucking. Shitting. Me.

      No?

      Fuck us all.

  • teebob2000

    Damn me, that pic actually made me laugh with its extreme lunacy.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I love the alt-txt: "Art."

  • OneDollarJuana

    Hey, don't be dissin' Big Rapids. I met my lovely wife there in a tequila-soaked haze of green smoke at the shack of her deer-poachin' white trash (at the time) cousin. I have very fond memories of Big Rapids.

    And she's still very lovely.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Ferris [wheel]

    Dick Cheney sees this as fertile ground to finish developing plans for the Waterboard Water-Park of his dreams.

    • SayItWithWookies

      There'll be fun games for the kids too — like bobbing for water.

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Same with the Wave "Waive-Your-Rights" Pool..

    • GhostBuggy

      He's waiting to see how sales of his Waterboard Waterpik do.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Haha Michigan, he's all yours now.
    Alabama does have the Civil Rights Institute, and if you want to cry for a couple of hours it is very beautiful and incredibly well done.
    http://www.bcri.org/index.html

    • Fare la Volpe

      And for anyone who hasn't yet, definitely check out the National Civil Rights Museum in Memphis. It's built out of the very motel where MLK was shot, and doesn't skimp on his "Poor People's Campaign" later years.

    • spareme

      Fakakta you beat me to it. A guy I work with, the biggest racist, lunitic rightwingtard, and in general asshole, was a parent on his daughters field trip there yesterday. ALL of us at work could not wait for him to get in here today, figuring they probably had to kick him out of there. Instead, he came back in awe of the whole thing, including the lesbian exhibit they have up right now (it's outstanding). If this made that kind of impression on this guy, maybe every asshole in the country should see it.

    • GhostBuggy

      I've always said Michigan is the South of the North, but now I guess we really are.

    • Negropolis

      Read the article, my dear. This isn't some white dude collecting Klan robes for "posterity".

  • Arken

    According to an Antiques Road Show I saw once, collecting racist kitsch is a niche market in the black community.

  • Abbystinence

    Museum to include:
    1.) Fox News Employee Roster
    2.) Republican Voter Rolls
    3.) Caucasians residing south of the Mason-Dixon line

  • Man0nTheStreet

    "The gallery opens April 26 and admission is free to most."

    So, teh Joose are charged, both to enter and to leave?

  • Limeylizzie

    OT Quick watch Martin Bashir talk to Carl Palladino , it's awesome.

  • yrbmegr

    Please tell me admission is $0.50, only for white people. Please!

  • coolhandnuke

    They should just say the Museum is run by a white guy named Art.

  • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    So, uh, Jim Crow is the new black?

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    I can't bear to have that image (photo) flicker across my screen here at work, so I'll be returning later to peruse y'all's valuable snark later, when I'm back home, after ritually cleansing my eyeballs with bleach.

  • not that Dewey

    I expect to see an exhibit of people eating dogs, right?

    Anyway, Michigan, New Mexico has got you beat. Yes, that's right. It's a single Stormfront I mean storefront.

    • Guppy

      The contents consist of a single picture of an arrow pointing west, captioned "Arizona is that way."

  • flamingpdog

    Michigan? I'm looking forward to the man-on-the-scene report from Wonkette's own Negropolis. ROAD TRIIIIIP!!!1!

  • smitallica

    The new museum features a pre-Civil War Wing, a Reconstruction-Through-Today Wing, and a Fried Chicken Wing.

  • chicken_thief

    Admission is free, but parking is $50. Except for Cadillacs and SUVs with 20 in spinners, which get free, front row spots.

  • Antispandex

    Ah, the good old days, when everyone knew their place….Has Ann Romney anything to contribute, I wonder?

  • Generation[redacted]

    Will they be updating it for the 2012 election season?

  • SockBunny

    And the Cafeteria! I've always wanted to design a hate-themed menu.

    Bogtrotter's Boiled Dinner
    Spic N' Spam Special
    Greasy Wop Macaroni
    Fruit Salad
    The Sheriff's sh*t-eating-grin chocolate pudding

    And so on. I'm sure you guys can do better.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    GREASEPAINT LIBEL!

  • bagofmice

    I would be one to think that the racism museum is a bit like the holocaust museum. Kind of a "never again" instrument.

    • Negropolis

      Well, that's exactly what it's for.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    But I keep getting screamed at by teabaggers about how their was no racism beyond Robert Byrd being in the Klan at one point (back in the 1940s, an era of enlightened tolerance of other races).

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    at least he's removing some of this trash from other people's collections

  • George Spelvin

    Erik: Outstanding linkie of "racist artifacts".

  • groverjefferson

    So, I know we're all here for lulz, but I'd be remiss if I didn't put in my two cents to say that I've had personal experience with this project, and its intent is indeed a noble one.

    Dr. Pilgrim (who gives outstanding speeches on the importance of racial diversity and the lasting realness of discrimination to a campus that specializes in more technical education) collects these artifacts to get them out of the hands of people who would collect them with fondness, and instead directs them toward a larger goal. Seen in one room, the collective effect of these objects, which are all freely sold and traded today all over our supposedly "post-racial" society, are a powerful reminder of the work we've yet to do as a country.

  • ttommyunger

    Pass. All I have to do is look out of any of my windows.

  • Negropolis

    I really have to get to this, one of these days. I remember when the local media was interviewing the guy when he was looking for a home for the exhibit. He'd essentially had the stuff packed into his house, but could only show so much of it (and only at particular times). He's been working on this project, for years, and it's good to see he found a home, though, my only gripe is that I wish he wouldn't have ended up all the way up in Big Rapids.