What’s this, what’s this? Former halfterm governor and sexy grandma Sarah Palin opened her permanently lip-linered lips and words came out and they were not lies, for a while! Somebody call an ambulance, Sarah Palin might have been having a stroke! The shockingly true words spilled forth after the Washington Post reported that one of the skeezoids in charge of the Secret Service’s Cartagena Funtime Hooker Romp had previously posted pictures of himself with Palin on Facebook, and made gross comments intimating that he took sexual pleasure in checking out her hot body, which is actually for real tons more shocking than the Secret Service’s Colombia happy hookers. A) Dude, you are Secret Service GET THE FUCK OFF FACEBOOK. B) The level of unprofessionalism in posting pictures of you skeeving on someone you were supposed to be guarding with your life, not your cock, is actually outrageous not fake outrageous, to the point where we are feeling very shrieky and Jezebel! You are a trained killing machine, not Rich Lowry. Leave your starbursts out of it. What could you have said while NOT POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR PROTECTEE ON FACEBOOK? How about: nothing. You could have said nothing. Yes, “nothing” sounds about right.
“Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out,” Palin told Greta van Susteren on her FOX News program. “Well check this out, bodyguard — you’re fired. And I hope his wife sends him to the doghouse. As long as he’s not eating the dog, along with his former boss. Greta, you know, a lot of people will just, I guess say that this is boys being boys. And boys will be boys, but they shouldn’t be in positions of authority.”
Oh man, Sarah Palin has been waiting days to use that doghouse/eat a dog snap, because haw haw haw and because she is a cheap, vulgar woman. She is so cheap and vulgar that later on, when she says Obama should be outraged because the Secret Service might be checking out Michelle’s ass when they are supposed to be looking for snipers or whatever, she has to add “I say that not just tongue in cheek, but I say that seriously,” because she is constantly such a cooze that she has to explain when she is not joking while showing concern for others.
Secret Service you are all fired, Sarah Palin says so and so say we all. [RealClearPolitics/WaPo]
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Sarah, you should spend more time keeping your daughters off the pole and your son off the pipe.
At least the dog wasn't shot from a helicopter.
The dog would be hard to spot, unless IT WAS ON THE ROOF OF A CAR!!!!!
Morning Demme, I hope your migraine is better.
I bet Jerry Rice did her doggy style.
I believe it was Glenn Rice who had the – um – pleasure. Or perhaps Condoleeza. Or maybe the Rice University men's basketball team….
You are correct, sir! I'm so high.
I hope he stuffed a piece of pipeline right up her considerable ass.
Her ass is, in fact, not considerable.
Ok, so from the comments here apparently the president ate Bo. How did I miss that?
Obama ate dog meat as a child in Indonesia.
"Sarah Palin Right About A Thing"
She's still a cunt (who is sporting some seriously scary man hands in that pic).
No, she HAS a cunt. It is her most attractive feaure. She is a load of very unpleasant things but, of all of her functions, being a (hopefully) moist recepticle for penis's, tongues, vibrators, the state of Florida in a frisky mood, is the least of these.
In short: Cunts=Good
Palin=Bad
Palin Cunt = Do Not Want.
I believe Ghandi said it best: "I like cunts, I do not like that cunt . She is such an unbangable cunt with her sasquatch hands."
And now, you, also, are right about a thing!
sexy grandma Sarah Palin opened her permanently lip-linered lips
DO NOT WANT.
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A broken clock is right twice a day.
When Sarah gets that good she can claim to be as accurate as damaged chronometers.
"A broken cunt is still useful twice a day."
Just brain-stem storming off previous posts;
Hang on….Tinkie Winkie here is upset that someone leered at her?
Where's her fainting couch?
Right next to the Hardest Working Woman in the World's (AKA Ann Romney). But working up that much false outrage is tiring.
Thats why I am mystified by what appears to be sincere outrage cropping up around here.
I hear ya, Prommie.
Good thing you weren't around here back in the days before McCain discovered her, Sweethead, when she was just known as "the gilf," we all posted comments about how looking at her hot body made our sexy-bits tingle.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, was she a grandma before T-r-e-g?
No but she was a loser who was happy to have the attention of leery old men who ran around calling her the "hottest governor" in the country at various GOP events.
"G" is/was for governor.
G stood for governor at that point.
The male Wonketteers, except for Divad Serolf iirc, all had some questionable taste back then.
That was when I first came to the Wonkette and lurked and never posted, I thought you were all brilliant and witty.
Familiarity breeds contretemps?
In Palin's case, family breeds contretemps.
Quite literally, actually.
Or just breeds.
Abcesses make the snark go bonkers.
The pills in Wasill' stay chilly for the ill.
C'mon, Lizzie, we already love you as much as physically possible. Wait, that sounded wrong.
Sounded good to me…
In my experience, "as much as physically possible" is about 5, maybe 6 times, in one go.
Lizzie,
Do you have your commemorative jar of Ma'amite yet? It's a lot more interesting commemorative than yet another plate.
http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2012/4/20/limited-…
I was here then, Prommie, have been since day one, and it's entirely different to have Old Man McCain leering at you then the people who are supposed to be protecting you. Now every woman protectee is going to be wondering if she's starring in some mental Bada Bing show. It's crap.
All men check out all the babes, however inappropriate the thoughts or socio-sexual relations that might result if the urges were followed. It may even be true that many if not all women check out the dudes. Humin beinz seem to be wired that way.
Ladies and gentlemen, however, don't air their inappropriate thoughts, not even on so obscure a location as that widely-popular fad, the internet.
Now every woman
protecteeis going to be wondering if she's starring in some mental Bada Bing show.FTFY, to reflect reality. I mean, you have to know the chicks in the crowd were eyed up and down.
You know, just in case those weren't 44s but real guns.
She was just fine with everyone pointing out how supposedly hot she was back in the day, as long as they were from her party.
Don't get me wrong, it is unprofessional as hell to brag on FaceBook you scoped out any woman you work with* much less for a Secret Service Agent to do it. But of all the people in the world to complain, she's about infinity minus one down the list.
* The actual scoping out is almost unavoidable, sorry – and I say that as a man who is so in touch with his feminine side I get moody as the moon turns.
I certainly hope all of us over 12 know the difference between what you post or comment on a satire site and what you put out under your own name as a professional.
2 things;
1) I think us commenters with manly parts should get a bit of recognition. Even though she remains visually gilf-like, our absolute revulsion at her thinking processes have eliminated all tingly sensations for many of us.
2) Tits or GTFO
NICELY played, sir!
*polite golf clap*
Martini?
I actually find Peggy Hill more attractive.
Not that I want to question the Wonkette’s editorial choices but the web is abuzz with pictures of smoking hot Columbian hookers and you lead with a picture of Sarah?
I'm expressing my interest in your post by upfisting, but is there a link or a newsletter?
Happy Friday, perv.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/secret-s…
You're welcome.
And this cheap bastard only gave her cab fare home????
Fuck, I'd have married her, given her a plane and then divorced her!
Thank you both. I was…concerned…about setting off alarms in the company firewall by searching. I mean, really, the term "Colombian hooker"…that's a memo to the HR file for sure!
Thank god somebody still does Serious Journalism
Thank you for your service! And thanks to the Pulitzer-Prize-winning Huffington Post for always winning the race to the bottom!
"Yup. Looks like a whore".
– Ajay, the Hong Kong based Indo-Briton who lived on my dorm during my freshman year
Boy, I wouldn't offer more than $600 for a night with that skank. And when it came time to pay, I'd see if I could get away with just giving her $20, and maybe a Starbucks gift card and a Secret Service lapel pin.
Note to self: Never, ever stiff Colombian hookers. So to speak…
And such a bargain, those hookers! Way hotter than Elliott Spitzer's whore, at less than a tenth the price!
Everything's more expensive in New
YorkJersey.I would think she'd be clutching her shattered pearl at the attention.
*sigh* When bodyguards are hopelessly outlandish, it follows that, only the outlandish are willing to serve as bodyguards. The only difference between this prick and his cronies is his 15 minutes of fame are now permanently tainted with gag-reflex-o'-Palin.
She said something right, and then she said this:
And I hope his wife sends him to the doghouse. As long as he’s not eating the dog, along with his former boss.
I want this inscribed at the bottom of the Sarah Palin Republican Shrine and Masturbatorium They Will Build For Her One Day™.
deit: I am upfisting everyone who calls her a cunt in this thread.
She is such a cunt.
Dog is not halal, so therefore, Obama cannot be a secret Muslim. Can't have it both ways. And Sarah is still an irrelevant grifting, vulgar cunt.
Hm, in some interpretations, dog meat is halal. Quranists, for example, are only prohibited from pork, blood, dead meat, and any animal upon whom other than Allaah's Name is pronounced at the slaughtering.
Which is why I only eat live meat, obvs.
So now he's a secret Muslim from the Unitarian branch of Islam? The one that doesn't follow jihadist teachings, doesn't oppress women and rejects both Sunni and Shia? Really? Because that would completely fuck with the head of the GOP and be absolutely awesome.
Screw denying it anymore – let's ride with that meme.
His Unitarian Jihad name is Brother Peaceful Pepper Spray of Moderate Moderation. No seriously.
Damn, really? I assumed that it was like kosher…. anyway, Shhh! don't tell them
Sorry, but I read in _The Media Relations department of Hezbollah Wishes You a Happy Birthday_ that practicing Muslims consider dogs unclean and will cite some passage in the sayings of the prophet against keeping a dog as a pet. So…..another nail in the Obama is a secret Muslim coffin.
What they typically cite is the love Mohammed showed a cat (cutting his robe so as not to wake it) and the lack of similar consideration for dogs as the main argument. There's no direct scripture condemning dog ownership, though.
Bullshit – she's not mad or worried for Michelle. She likes that guy posting her pic and calling her hot as much as she likes using Greta's need to be in Sarah's presence just to get on the teevee.
Y'know, my thinking is Michelle's radar is better tuned than Swillbilly's here, and the second she feels leering eyes, her head swivels like an owl's and she gives the meanest, nastiest stare on the face of the planet.
Now, here is wisdom, without the un-becoming handwringing that it is somehow incredible that a bodyguard would post that he is "checking out" his ward. Christ, Kevin Costner, he fucked Whitney Houston when he was her bodyguard, right? And she screeched over and over that she would always love him? I never saw that little entertainment, but thats what I hear.
That shit came out when I was "in college" so, I passed out watching the Bodyguard after taking some valium and drinking. I realize now of course that this was an appropriate tribute to the star of the show, but I also never went back and tried to see what happened – I think Costner shot her because she's wouldn't stop bitching or something. That's what happened in my version anyway. Happy 4-20, I'm going to celebrate with some family from out of town, as luck would have it, my cousin Annalee is going to be here, so we shall hold hands and sing The Weight in honor of poor dead Levon. (she was in fact named for that song)
OMG, you are a youngster! I may have to stop fapping to you. Thats some cool relatives to name their offspring after a song by The Band. Way beats calling your kids "Blake" and "Crystal."
Her sister is named Elizabeth Reed, I kid you not. You know how old I am, and they are younger than me, to be sure. Their parents are incredibly cool, and wealthy and don't look like freaks, but stealthy hippies are my favorite kind…
Have a great time! And do me a favor, hon. Won't you stay and keep Annalee company?
Somehow I don't think Sarah cares if the Secret Service actually protects Hopey or not.
That , I am sorry to say, is probably true.
I can't think she is thrilled at the prospect of President Big Fucking Deal, personally. I know that it was the idea of a literal (as opposed to merely effectual) President Cheney that made me root for Bush's detail. Ditto for President Quayle and GHWB.
Those are killer lips.
To be correct, shouldn't her statement be comprehensible first? Ridiculous… something something… eating dogs and cannibalism…boys will be boys. You betcha.
Alt Cap: "I won't say it, but I've broken this many Commandments, hee, hee."
Or "My IQ is this long!"
I call dogshit. Again, somehow, it's all about HER. Twunty!
Again…it's all about HER
Agreed, a loathesome quality.
Y'know, Sarah's right. Boys will be boys. [spit!] That's the kinda level-headed thinking we need in this country. [spit!] When Paul Revere rode through town ringing his bells and warning the British, he was pointing out that the boys were back in town, but they shouldn't be in positions of authority. [spit!]
boys will be boys, but they shouldn’t be in positions of authority
Now she knows how I feel about the Republicans in office…
"…had previously posted pictures of himself with Palin on Facebook…"
So he was used to being around grasping whores.
Where in the Secret Service manual can I find the chapter on "Guarding with you cock"?
"Would you take a condom for the President?"
That's too secret to admit it exists.
Is that what "cock-blocking" means?
I hope I live long enough to see her eat crow.
They serve it just after the blubber.
I doubt she'd twice about it, if moose or caribou become scarce.
As a stupid trollop married to a native american, she may want to be careful about throwing stones i.e. dog eating.
Aaaaaand she's back, ladies and gentlemen!
Really? "Obama ate dog" is a Thing now?
Romney tried to make it one, yes.
The blowback was actually pretty disappointing, I'm sure. The louder crickets were heard.
Seriously, wtf?
Yup.
I can't wait for the debates.
OBAMA: "My opponent wants to convert us into a nation of paupers, forever at war around the world."
ROMNEY: "Oh yeah? Well you ate a dog."
OBAMA: I iced bin laden.
MITTENS: You ate a dog.
He ate a dog in all 57 states!
HAW HAW HAW!
"You pall around with dog-eaters."
Because his teleprompter told him so!
Seriously though, the I ate dog thing was one of the moments (other than the author's name, naturally) in "Dreams from My Father" that told me unequivocally that this was not written with public office in mind. You gotta think the ol' Mittbot version would have scrubbed that into something about knowing someone who said dogmeat was available somewhere but never actually seeing it.
OBAMA: I presided over the largest growth in GDP since 1992, despite a global banking collapse.
ROMNEY: You ate a dog.
In "Dreams of My Father" when Bammer writes about his childhood in Indonesia – that is: *childhood*, people -, he says he was "introduced" to dog meat. Which was tough, he says, tough!!
I'll shut up about Romney's stuffing his dog in a rooftop car carrier when it is proven that he did it when he was a child.
Since this happened in Obama's childhood, I suppose it should be fair for Obama to say "Mitt Romney wears diapers."
And David Vitter wears diapers. Ergo, all Republicans wear diapers.
A stupid and racist Thing, like all the other Things.
Anyway, in this country, anyone who's eaten processed meat products has probably eaten dog at some time or another.
My baloney has a first name, it's R-O-V-E-R….
Dog eating jokes are my new litmus test for people I can safely ignore as being ignorant rubes. Sarah was already on that list, so nothing new.
How much is an hour with Sarah Palin in a sleazy motel room? David Randall Chaney probably knows.
Hey, Sarah? Did Toad go in the doghouse after you found out about his little hooker thang? Oh and also, too, fuck you, cunt.
Would have been the worst remake of the Bodyguard ever.
"And Iiiiii…iiiiiii.iiiiiii.i….iiiiiii…. will always scope out yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
Has anyone suggested that she is only correct for once because she read it off a teleprompter?
No one could have typed that.
Actually, it is remarkable clear compared to Palin's "normal" schizophrenia-like rambling.
"The level of unprofessionalism in posting pictures of you skeeving on someone you were supposed to be guarding with your life, not your cock, is actually outrageous"
Maybe terrible-at-keeping-a-secret secret service guy was thinking about Waterworld star Kevin Costner and waterlogged star Whitney Houston in Bodyguard. Is there no room for romance in this world? No room for fapping at your protectee?
I've been out of the news cycle for a few days and had to use the googler for the "eating the dog in the doghouse" reference. :(
It's going to be a LONG seven months, Miss Nancy. I'm afeared what they'll come up with next.
I'm hearing some ugly rumors. Word has it, Obama is Black!
was the dog he ate black or white?
Both of them, Katie! And it wasn't just a bite of dog meat, but a litter of puppies, stewed with the blood of the most adorable kitten, and stuffed in the stomach of Lassie. The bastard!
Actually, I'm waiting on them catching up with the declassified British intel docs naming BHO, Sr (along with every other Kenyan studying in America) as a potential anti-colonial subversive. They'll milk the hell out of that.
Is it still outrageous if she now fantasizes about this guy?
You would have to be lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean for Sarah Palin to grab the moral high ground and use you as a bad example. Nice going Secret Service.
Well, you'd have to be lower than whale shit for Sarah to legitimately claim the high moral ground. But I still won't give her that, not even here. She flaunts her looks, its all she gots, she uses it, and then cries foul, a man leered at her?
Don't look at me!
Stop not looking at me!
Soooo….this is what she says now…..how 'bout then?….
Sarah should be grateful that, had someone tried to shoot her ladyparts, this guy would gladly have jumped to protect them
Only when he wasn't busy in the bathroom.
Gah, I'm feeling sympathy for Sarah Palin. Make it stop!
Oh haw, haw, another republican made another hilarious joke about our prez eating dog meat. So fucking what you goddamn xenophobes? Different cultures see different animals as food. Dogs are not exactly an endangered species. Native Americans ate dogs. Some people eat horses. I know PETA will probably hunt me down for this but if you think about all the dogs and cats that are euthanized in this country everyday and how many people go hungry it kind of makes sense to eat them.
I am strangely fascinated by the Boucher de Chevalle, whenever I am in France.
Google translater was unsatifactory. Does this mean "the eating of horses"? Have you ever tried horse meat? I never have but am not opposed to the practice.
Horse butcher, but I am probably spelling it wrong. I have not eaten it, but always look in the shop windows. Its dark, almost purple.
If you have ever had steak tartare in France, you have eaten it.
Silly prommie. You don't have to go all the way to France.
I hear they make delicious pink slime. Tastes like finely textured chicken protein product.
Speaking of cats, and the insufferable horse-eating French…
That was lovely, thank you.
I'm looking at the asshole cat that I adopted right now and thinking, "I wonder if he would be gamey?"
Don't try it while you are pregnant. My husband tried to feed me venison 18 yrs ago (smelled like a pot of boiling gym socks) and no one is allowed to cook it in our house unless I'm out of town.
I have eaten venison, and wild boar. I learned what "gamey" means: "tasting like pee."
I've had venison several times and never found it gamey.
Kind of dry – that's why it's often ground up with beef. It does tend to have longer fibers than domestic beef. If you cook a roast it needs to be larded.
French people eat horses. Japanese people eat horses. What are you saying, you want to be like fabulous foreigners? REDNECK LIBEL!
Actually, when you think about it, the number of all animals discarded as waste in this country or otherwise not turned into food because of our squeamishness about what is and isn't right makes kosher and halal restrictions pretty silly. Then again, that textured "pink slime" stuff is really gross looking, no matter how safe the USDA claims it is.
I look forward to Mitt Romney inevitably asking for a rare steak next time he's on a visit to India.
When I was working with the Mdewankantons, I suspect they fed me dog meat stew one evening….this was back before the casino days when everyone was drunk all the time….
I went to a casino industry trade fair once, do not ask why, prommie is a man of mystery, and I just could not help being highly amused that there was a booth set up to promote a product to be used by the Casinos, the Indian Casinos, as they are called, and in the booth was a beautiful, resplendant native american man, long jet black hair, central casting type of look, and he was selling, he was selling, wait for it. . . . . .instant blood alcohol test strips. To be used by the indian casinos. . . on their employees. To see if they'd been at the firewater.
Kinda like going to the Greek convention and trying to sell KY, or going to the Polish convention to sell training videos on lightbulb replacement. . . .
Haven't heard her denounce the Nuge either. She lurves the Nuge.
I like know this guy that made fun of Sarah Palin on his Facebook thing and he got fired too. I'm pretty sure he got fired because he came to work all fucked up and shit and not because he was making fun of Sarah Palin. But if Sarah has somebody reading this, you can e-mail me and I'll give you the dude's name so you can bring it to the attention of Sean Hannity or whatever.
I am continually amazed at her ability to turn everything into an attack on our president. Of course, so do all the right wingers. She's just extra special at it.
And also, she turns everything into an attack on her. She is the victim, always, of everything, and then she makes a victim-attack on Obama, its uncanny.
Lynne: You beat me to it! Mr. Obama wasn't President when she was campaigning against him – I guess she forgot that.
Or, actually, she probably just doesn't care about "facts."
"eating the dog"
aka as cunnilingus at the Palin manse.
COTD!
Tsk. There you go again, bringing up that Greta Van Susteren two-girls-one-cup totally unsubstantiated but very likely true rumor again. Naughty DB. *slaps your wrists*
"As long as he’s not eating the dog, along with his former boss."
His former boss was George W. Bush, you dimwitted cunt.
I'm not that interested in Snowbilly sessy-time stories that don't prominently feature a donkey-punch.
Barry=eats dog. Mittens=gives dog exciting carnival-type ride on family sedan.
-What's the difference between a security agent and a bulldog?
-Palin's lipstick?
I guess if you claim that you're the REAL victim every single time something happens, eventually you'll be kind of right once.
This guy never got the "secret" part of the job.
You know what they say. Even a stopped clock is still a fucking idiot bitch who should shut the fuck up because nobody cares what she thinks.
Please gud, don;t not ever let me need SS pertection. Taste should be a factor in hiring.
Palin is looking straight-grizzly as of late. Even that perpetual sexxy librarian look isn't working anymore. She needs a Face Changer .
Gah, I hate that she is right about this Secret Service agent. So then she went and made a joke about dog-eating so I could go right back to hating her.
By the way, in all the dog talk on this thread I didn't see any mentions of Fred Malek, the former Nixon flunky who hosted an Ann-Romney-birthday-themed fundraiser for Mittens the other night. Back when he was 22 (in 1959, in Peoria, and hey, why does Peoria keep coming up on Wonkette today?) Fred was part of a group of men arrested for killing and barbecuing a stray dog in a public park. The charges against Malek were dropped when one of the other guys took full responsibility for killing and skinning the animal, but somehow I don't think ol' Fred had actively tried to stop the douchebag either.
I've put away my mormon broad brush and deleted my original comment.
You know what they say:
A broken-down, half-term quiter, crazy Snowbilly grifter, word salad MILF is right—uh, never…
Which administration hired these fucking leering Secret Service Agents? Has anybody looked into that?
blah blah blah…this is the same repetitive mumbo jumbo. Kind of lulls us all to sleep. Just wake us up when the bitch in the red blouse is about to show us her tits.
Let's not go over the top here. She still blamed Obama for the Secret Service, Because he was in power when she was running against him, apparently.
Even when she's almost right, she still tosses word salad.
Barry, you need to control your switzers.
Newsflash: Hired Thug is Thuggish
Next.
In a dog-eat-dog world, real men eat pussy.
Ah, St. Sarah Of The Wolf-Hunt Choppers: the one-note symphony of fail.
Even when she crinkles her Botoxed snout & snorfs up a stale truffle of reality, you STILL instinctively reach for the HEPA -filter facemask & latex gloves. Her attempts at snark always reek of L'Eau D' Double-Widé douchbaggery even from upwind.
What's more sad than a bland extremist?
Sarah who? Conner?
I can make nominal sense out of the first sentence, but it rapidly goes downhill from there. Can somebody better versed in PalinSpeak give me a brief rundown on what she was trying to say? There's a dog and the dog's boss involved in here somewhere, but after that it just sort of turns into indignant mush.
I never did understand all the uproar over Sarah Palin's looks. With the glasses and big hair, visually she always reminded me of Dustin Hoffman's character Tootsie, although not as attractive as Hoffman in drag.
Her comments alone can get an oversexed male aroused…the twisting of words, struggling to get out, the meaningless nabob of knowledge, heaped at once on the masses trying to cope with it.
Tea Baggers think she is smart as a whip
Great girl talk between BFFs!
love the new hair cut $arah!
Bored with the yap yap coming out of the word hole.
Penis haz a sad
When will this illiterate cunt realize that the only reason she's given the time of day is because some conservative dinguses think she's hot and wanna nail her (that includes Greta)? No one wants her for the fluff between her ears, so the day her ass sinks lower than her IQ, and the day manslut secret service agents stop sexualizing her, she'll be about as relevant as the swimming pool on the SS Titanic.
I betcha if you call the escort service, you could order up a busload of Sarah Palin lookalikes. That should cool down this guy and get him back on task
Reculer pour mieux fapper.
I'm sure the dog would rather eat moose shit.
"President Obama doesn't just want to take away our hunting guns…"
What would you do for the other four minutes, tho?
Could go either way..dogs aren't all that picky.
Your cat is wondering if it would be hilarious to see you try to crawl away after he pulls off your legs.
Cheap nasty Australian beef, is that everywhere now? That stuff tastes like venison, to me, and I would describe that taste, what makes venison different from beef, is a slight sourness, which I exxaggerated a little when I called it "like pee." Like eating beef kidneys, which do indeed have just the faintest whiff of pee to them.
Or a Cartagena whorehouse.
Well, if you see Chester….
Thanksdoggincatindoggingburgers…
Butt she is a REALLY big ass!
It is more iron than urine, in both cases. Because the deer moves around – just like duck breast winds up almost red/purple. But yeah, it can be off putting.
Obama: I saved the auto industry.
Romoney: You ate a dog.
Death spaniels?
Excellent.
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