Talmudic Scholar Pat Robertson: It’s Not Their Fault The ‘Poor Jews’ Are So Stupid (VIDEO!)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

When you're a Jew/You're a Jew all the wayThe fine fellows at RightWingWatch have once again brought the most delightful of horrorshows to our attention. (How do they do it every day?) Below, you will find Pat Robertson explaining that anti-Semitism is the Devil’s Work (yes?), and the Devil hates Israel because Israel is evidence of the existence of God (oookay?) because the Messiah came from there (maybe???) and “the poor Jews don’t understand that, it’s too cosmic for most of them to grasp, especially because they don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah.” (AWESOME!) But you know, not believing Jesus is the Messiah (that and med school) is kind of their thing? Robertson joins such totally sane luminaries as Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and war criminal congressman Allen “Well Looks Like I Will Have to Save These People From Themselves” West in thinking they know what is better for Jews than the Jews do.

Welcome to the club, Pat Robertson! It is surely a club that would have you, and that you would want to join.

[RightWingWatch]

 
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sullivanst April 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Well on the plus side at least he wasn't talking about all the money hoarding…

Barb April 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Pat, Jesus is not glad that he died for your sins.

An Asexual Ungulate April 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

But no takesy-backsies!

James Michael Curley April 20, 2012 at 8:18 am

The first time I saw the somewhat iconic; 'Jesus is coming and he's going to be pissed.' was when I was in San Francisco (1974-5) and I walked down Montgomery Street to look in on Melvin Belli's office. Much to my surprise he was in and waved me in when I was standing at the window trying to look inconspicuous. I was dating a girl from his LA office and somehow he knew, and knew me. Just that your comment reminded me of that. Thanks.

Jus_Wonderin April 20, 2012 at 8:42 am

Melvin Belli was also in a Star Trek episode.

"In perhaps his best-known role, other than as himself, Belli appeared in a 1968 Star Trek episode, "And the Children Shall Lead." In it he appeared as Gorgan, an evil being who corrupted a group of children, one of whom was played by his son Caesar."

James Michael Curley April 20, 2012 at 9:01 pm

The robe from that part mounted on some kind of dummy was one of the many artifacts he used to have in the amazingly cluttered office.

nounverb911 April 19, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Robertson's calling Jeebus stupid?

Tundra Grifter April 19, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Is this the goy Eric Cantor was talking about?

Monsieur_Grumpe April 19, 2012 at 6:46 pm

“There is a Devil” Takes one to know one.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 10:53 am

Well, doh.

chascates April 19, 2012 at 6:47 pm

If the Jews control the media can't they just fire Robertson?

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Just our luck, it's probably self-loathing Jews controlling the media.

Man0nTheStreet April 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Plus, Robertson still brings in the hot blonde shiksas! MAZEL TOV!!

sullivanst April 20, 2012 at 9:06 am

Eric Cantor's in media now?!!!

weejee April 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm

they know what is better for Jews than the Jews do

And obvs, anything the Fundaments can do to bring about Armageddon sooner is good.

♪♫ You do that Jewdoo voodoo that you do so well ♫♪

Beowoof April 19, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Well I am sure they could be properly educated at a fine University such as Pat Robertson's Regent University, there they could learn all the latest creationism and other such horse shit.

Jukesgrrl April 19, 2012 at 11:18 pm

But he won't let them in.

anniegetyerfun April 19, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Jews = just not cosmic enough.

iburl April 19, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Obviously Pat has not listened to the Electric Prunes.

Dudleydidwrong April 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

OMG! What a jolt from the past! Some of their stuff got played in church one Sunday morning (back when I was sort-of a believer in something) and the mass exodus would have pleased Moses.

CountryClubJihadi April 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Yeah, if they were, there would be a planet Jewpiter.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Fundie Xians must be cosmic enough. If they weren't, there wouldn't be a planet Youranus.

Sir_Fartz_Alot April 20, 2012 at 9:58 am
owhatever April 19, 2012 at 6:53 pm

And the poor Mormons think that Jesus ranks right up there with Joseph Smith and his golden table service. In Bracket B, we have Buddha v. Mohammed. Somebody gots to be wrong, and I think it's the Texas 1st Baptist Church of the Glock, with the Rev Nugent.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 10:54 pm

I'd love to see a "Celebrity Deathmatch" with the Nuge vs. oh, who else?

Fare la Volpe April 20, 2012 at 7:55 am

A panzer.

sullivanst April 20, 2012 at 9:08 am

Chuck Norris?

That way, whoever loses, we win!

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 10:55 am

Zombie Charlton Heston.

Automatic weapons, unlimited caliber, at ten paces, just for audience appeal.

WhatTheHolyHeck April 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Well, it would certainly allow us to test that "cold, dead hands" hypothesis.

gout April 19, 2012 at 6:56 pm

It is a good thing that there is someone out there who is so dedicated to understanding all the nefariousness that the devil is up to, sort of like Criminal Minds only with the devil.

HateMachine April 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm

The trick is thinking like the devil. You have to change your frame of mind, think "if I were Satan, Lord of Lies, what would I say on national tv?"

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 10:57 am

Gotta admit, Pat's got it down pat.

I never thought he'd pick up my legalizing drugs schtick!

rocktonsam April 19, 2012 at 6:56 pm

OT, thanks Levon and The Band !

RIP

Biff April 19, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Yeah, that sucked…

Sharkey April 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm

If Ken were still here we'd probably get a nice long eulogy with awesome links. (sigh)

FlownOver April 19, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Caught the Cannonball, took it on down the line.

sewollef April 20, 2012 at 9:01 am

An honorary Canadian, in an awesomely awesome Canadian band.

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 9:09 am

First Phil Bergman and now Levon? I think I'm going to drink this week away.

evan7257 April 19, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Anti-semite is anti-semitic in warning against anti-semitism.

Schmannnity April 19, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Robertson is slyly funny–he knows that there is no such thing as a "poor Jew." You can't control the world's finances and media and be poor.

Swampgas_Man April 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Remember Richie Rich, "The poor little rich boy"?

Yeah, I never got what was so poor about him, him w/ his diamond spectacles and solid gold hair and everything.

littlebigdaddy April 19, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Meshugganah!

BarackMyWorld April 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Oy vey!

EtchySketchy April 19, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Poor Jews, they're not a smart as them thar Wing-Nut Jesus Freaks.

Praise the Lord and pass the banjos.

Extemporanus April 19, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Yarmulkes are just circumcised dunce caps, ya know.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Oy! The moyel had a shaky hand?

OneYieldRegular April 19, 2012 at 7:07 pm

This is like watching a Timothy Leary/G. Gordon Liddy debate going on inside the same person.

Angry_Marmot April 19, 2012 at 9:41 pm

What's to debate? They were both dupes of our unseen masters, with Leary the bigger hypocrite.

Sharkey April 19, 2012 at 10:57 pm

I haven't watched it (hate the G man), but it did actually happen.

Chet Kincaid April 19, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Yeah, it's like that time Jesus cruised into the Knesset on the Silver Surfer's board and was all like, "this is simply too Cosmic for you to understand!!"

dadanarchist April 19, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Kirby's line work on that one was exceptional.

Wile E. Quixote April 19, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Was that the issue where The Fantastic Four and The Avengers pre-emptively attacked Latveria because there was evidence that Doctor Doom was building a Cosmic Cube?

DocChaos April 20, 2012 at 9:50 am

FF #59 "And A Jew Shall Lead Them".

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

Excelsior!

Angry_Marmot April 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Sayeth the LORD, Fatoom!

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

New Raspberry Granola Kirby Krackle!®
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJflZlwQ00

finallyhappy April 19, 2012 at 7:15 pm

If we are so dumb, how come we run the media, the banks, really control everything? It is a fact- and it isn't easy because there just aren't that many of us. the multitasking is insane- I can't control the Central American banana crop and the Republican electorate of 5 midwest states w/o mixing up bananas and GOP voters.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Understandable – GOP voters are bananas.

Swampgas_Man April 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm

These shits are bananas — B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Flamingpdog STOLE my comment!

unclejeems April 19, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Holy monkey libel!

Geminisunmars April 20, 2012 at 1:41 am

Oy – did I fuck up in Cartagena!

dadanarchist April 19, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Shorter GOP: "The Poor Negros Qweeeers Wimmins Joos non-white non-straight non-Christian non-males just don't understand!"

valthemus April 19, 2012 at 7:29 pm

White Anglo Saxon Christian men as the default rulers of America is, like, soooooo 20th century. When are those GOP cats gonna get hep to that jive?

dadanarchist April 19, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Alas, probably not until we pry their privilege from their cold, dead hands. Which means about 25 more years of this bullshit.

ManchuCandidate April 19, 2012 at 7:19 pm

If you act like a prick to us, do our ears not bleed? if you tickle us with your stupid, do we not fake laugh? if you poison us with backhanded comments, do we not die a lot inside? and if you make us question why you love Israel, shall we not revenge?

NewYorkJew April 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm

So whose side is Satan on???

ManchuCandidate April 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Everyone's

Man0nTheStreet April 19, 2012 at 8:45 pm

inside!

Radiotherapy April 19, 2012 at 8:59 pm

All of 'em, Katie.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Biely? Biely, where are you when we need you, dude?

Anyone seen Biel_ze_ Bubba around lately?

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:03 am

Got a consulting gig in Uzbekistan.
My straight man, Pat, is standing in for me.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 12:44 pm

It's that Gulnara slut, innit?

How art thou fallen, O Lucifer, son of the morning!

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

When you want to 'open not the house of your prisoners', you call in the pros.

Angry_Marmot April 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Nobody's side, everybody's side; Satan is a dealer for the House, and the House always wins.

LastGasp April 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Anti-Semitism is the Devil’s Work, and the Messiah came from Israel, and “the poor Jews don’t understand that, it’s too cosmic for most of them to grasp, especially because they don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah.”

Pat, I think you just called yourself an anti-Semite — and you're doing the Devil's work.

GemlikeFlame April 20, 2012 at 8:55 am

Was that ever really in question? After all, the Jews were responsible for offing our Lord and Savior. Love the Holy Land, hate the inhabitants. Christianity at its finest.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

"How many men does a governor have to execute, to get a little respect around here?"

-Pontius Pilate
-Rick Perry, also, too.

Dashboard Buddha April 20, 2012 at 9:11 am

Folks like Robertson support the Jews only because they're needed for the final act in Revelations. "Personally, we hate the Jews, but without them we can't have a proper Armageddon".

Not_So_Much April 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm

I can't help but think Pat is in for some unpleasant surprises when he gets 'called home'.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Biely will let us know in, uh, excruciating detail, I'm sure.

Dashboard Buddha April 19, 2012 at 7:33 pm

OT, but this douchebag has no shame.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/john-mccain-jo

finallyhappy April 19, 2012 at 7:37 pm

sore loser and I do mean, loser.

ManchuCandidate April 19, 2012 at 7:38 pm

He's just bitter cause Obama drank his milkshake.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:44 pm

AND ate his lunch, and then cleaned the lunch counter with him. The one he wouldn't have been allowed to sit at, if Johnny McAncient had had his way. Then he buffed his wingtips on McAncient's collar.

You'd be bitter too.

Dashboard Buddha April 19, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Fucking Robertson and now dumbass McCain. Goebbels was off by 67 years and the wrong people when he said that if the Nazis leave history, they would slam the door so hard that the universe would shake and mankind will stand back in stupefaction.

It won't be the Nazis…it will be old white male douchebags.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 7:46 pm

But he still has his pride. He's dying (please, please!) to break Ron Raygun's record for years being a powerful Washington politician while senile.

EtchySketchy April 19, 2012 at 7:55 pm

I thought the dog was McCain's newest idiotic suggestion for VP.

Has that dog been vetted? hahahahahahahahahaha

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Oh, ow!

Dudleydidwrong April 20, 2012 at 10:38 am

Never happen. Too intelligent.

DemmeFatale April 19, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Way to buy into the bagger mindset, dickhead!

(As if St. Sarah wasn't bad enough…)

Man0nTheStreet April 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Team Obama should've helped out McCain's teabagger opponent in 2010.

drawingporno April 19, 2012 at 8:52 pm

And can he account for the origin of every item he ate while being a POW? Other than the VC coqs?

glamourdammerung April 19, 2012 at 9:00 pm

I am sure McCain enjoyed those apricots and cigarettes that he got for selling us out.

I know, I am being unfair. He technically started telling them information before they gave him anything.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm

They didn't call him "canary" for nuthin'.

glamourdammerung April 19, 2012 at 9:49 pm

But I thought canaries could fly without crashing.

Biff April 19, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Street meat, yay!

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 11:41 pm

So who ELSE you bin gettin' down wiv while I was all away and stuff?

Biff April 20, 2012 at 10:13 am

Was referring to the Indonesian street chicken vendors, but I like the way you think.

Sharkey April 19, 2012 at 11:20 pm

Your comment is in poor taste, Sir or Madam.

imissopus April 19, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Also, as Anthony Weiner proved, the Twitter machine confuses us greatly.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Let me get this straight – Pat can't understand why the Romanians hate the Jews because there are so few left in Romania (after the locals helped the Nutzis kill them off), but Pat can go ahead and call the Jews stoopid because there are, what, so few in *real* Virginia where in lives?

*real Virginia does not include Moarman heathen/Jew-person suburban Warshington DC Virginia*

EDIT: I guess Pat Can't or won't see that there is a Jew or two in VA.

Radiotherapy April 19, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Vat an alter kocker, a goyisher kop.

DCBloom April 20, 2012 at 6:29 am

Dad… is that you?

hagajim April 19, 2012 at 7:44 pm

I think Pat lost it a long time ago. He was always a despicable cretin – now he's just flat out throwin down weird shit…I mean this is a guy who said two weeks ago that we all ought to be smokin' weed.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Mebbe he's just got a head start on us.

PuckStopsHere April 20, 2012 at 1:16 am

Or eating pussy.

glamourdammerung April 20, 2012 at 8:03 am

Well, there does seem to be a lot of overlap between being a Republican and having neurological disorders.

swordfis April 19, 2012 at 7:44 pm

I have a hunch that Pat Robertson doesn't know much about Judaism. Now wasn't that polite?

Dudleydidwrong April 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

Pat knows Jews like Romney knows the 99%.

OC_Surf_Serf April 19, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Mary was a Jew. Why does Pat hate Jesus's mother?!

Biff April 19, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Yet Epstein's mother was not.

DemmeFatale April 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Heck, JESUS was a Jew!!

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

Yah, that's sort of my take on the Xtards' Revelations fetish. Jeebus and his posse were basically the original reformed Jews — not even a separate religion, until a few centuries later. Makes you wonder who, exactly, he'd be likely to recruit for some Rapture action, because I'm pretty damned sure it's not Robertson and his fuckwad followers.

deanbooth April 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm

'Cause she never worked a day in her life.

Negropolis April 19, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Why, because the Catholics love her, of course.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Pat hates EVERY mother.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

Only the ones who've had sex. (The sluts!)

JustPixelz April 19, 2012 at 7:48 pm

The way Robertson explains it, ya gotta hand it to Satan: His plan is sheer genius in its simplicity.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:08 am

With guys like Roberson around, there's no need to make it complicated.

Callyson April 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Jesus Christ. I mean, capital JFC…

Negropolis April 19, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Mmmmm….Jesus Fried Chicken…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

flamingpdog April 19, 2012 at 11:03 pm

RIght wings only.

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 7:37 am

And no dark meat, and no breasts.

hunnybee April 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

and no stuffing neither!

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2012 at 7:51 pm

So, to summarize, the Jews are the problem.

extreme_left April 19, 2012 at 10:49 pm

..why fix it if aint broke.

Jukesgrrl April 19, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Where have we heard THAT before?

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Church?

Fare la Volpe April 20, 2012 at 7:57 am

Every Pope ever?

EtchySketchy April 19, 2012 at 7:52 pm

So Satan hates Jerusalem, because it's evidence of God, and God hates Satan, cos you know he's Satan, and lots of Romanians hate the Jews, while Fundy Christians don't actually hate the Jews, they just act all condescending and shit.

OK, got all that. Now who hates Pat Robinson?

Oh yeah, everybody.

Biff April 19, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Sometimes, my hatred of Pat Robertson gets misdirected toward Pat Buchanan, and nobody ever knows the difference.

FakaktaSouth April 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Seriously, til I scrolled down all the way and saw the video still, I was reading this as Buchanan the whole time. But then I realized, ooooh, the OTHER white Pat.

Biff April 19, 2012 at 9:46 pm

It's like Unka Pat and his other brother, Unka Pat.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Mind if we call yew Bruce?

Jukesgrrl April 19, 2012 at 11:26 pm

Not the little old crazy ladiez who STILL send him their Social Security.

Blueb4sunrise April 19, 2012 at 7:54 pm

I, for one, would feel a lot better about this if there were more links to the Jewish ladies'
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
TYVM.

SayItWithWookies April 19, 2012 at 7:54 pm

So anti-semitism is the work of the devil, but so is anti-Zionism, if I understand Mr. Robertson correctly? It's the privilege of the divinely tetched that they never have to make a lick o' fuckin' sense, apparently.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 19, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Sometimes it sucks to be an atheist, because I can't take any satisfaction from the notion that Pat Robertson has to look forward to an eternity of being reamed by Satan's spiky cock.

Man0nTheStreet April 19, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Robertson is satisfied by his upcoming fate enough for the two of you!

Dudleydidwrong April 20, 2012 at 10:45 am

Perhaps Robertson will suffer the fate of George Steinbrenner:
http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2012 at 7:59 pm

My wanderin got my ass wondering
where Christ is in all this crisis
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
Check the papers while I bet on Isis

Blueb4sunrise April 19, 2012 at 8:16 pm

[Robbie] Robertson's dad was Jewish.
Coincidence?

Biff April 19, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Nice tie-in to The Band, and Levon.

mavenmaven April 19, 2012 at 8:23 pm

So, to summarize, who God likes is not the Jews but the Christians who like Jews, because the Jews themselves are not smart enough to be saved by Jesus (who was himself a Jew but doesn't count in this theory)?

poorgradstudent April 19, 2012 at 8:34 pm

And just the other day an evangelical friend of mine was explaining how he really does believe all the books of the Old Testament are really ultimately about Jesus (even Exodus!), especially the books of the prophets which really seem to just be describing political issues the Jews were facing way back in the Iron Age.

I couldn't help but think (and sadly for once I wasn't drunk enough to say it aloud): damn that's cold, to not just plagiarize their work but tell them what the key themes are really about.

DahBoner April 20, 2012 at 8:29 am

Christianity is a Jewish Cult…

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 8:42 am

Well, the New Testament pretty much explicitly says as much. They cherry-pick Old Testament prophecies and tie them to Jesus, particularly Isaiah. I mean, the writers of the Gospels literally have Jesus pick out specific Old Testament prophecies and describe how he fulfills them. Christianity is basically Judaism that got tired of waiting for its messiah.

Biff April 20, 2012 at 10:17 am

Because god's not into time, man.

poorgradstudent April 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Of course. It's still wrong and creepy, though.

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 9:31 pm

I don't know how wrong it is. It's no more wrong thatn Judaism co-opting old Sumerian creation tales, or Islam building itself on top of Judaism or Christianity. Most religions borrowed from others.

poorgradstudent April 21, 2012 at 12:41 am

Yeah, but usually they don't "borrow" while simultaneously proclaiming that everything the other religion wrote in their sacred texts was really all about them, and then go about persecuting and marginalizing the other religion.

Dashboard Buddha April 19, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Idiocy libel

DerrickWildcat April 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm

There were many famous people in our nation's history that were Jewish. Douglas MacArthur, Douglas Henning, Stephen Douglas, Mike Douglas, Chip and Ernie Douglas…most of the Dougs I think.

cheetojeebus April 19, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Mean old dude should probably have a Tumms after eating that whole greasy bag of deep fried chipotle dusted rat dicks and that bucket of wasabi flavored puffed rat balls.

Arken April 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm

That's it… I'm sending the Elders of Zion after him.

Franknflower April 19, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Could it be…SATAN???

Indiepalin April 19, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Is Pat here related to famous movie villain Edgar J. Robertson?

miss_grundy April 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm

No, but Edward G. Robinson was a Jew and he played great gangsters!

HistoriCat April 19, 2012 at 10:38 pm

He also played Dathan in The Ten Commandments – the collaborator. Coincidence?

Exhausted66 April 19, 2012 at 9:04 pm

When does ABC Family come back on with all the teen sex?

Radiotherapy April 19, 2012 at 9:06 pm

BIBLE LIBEL!

BarackMyWorld April 19, 2012 at 10:00 pm

I'm only thumbs-upping cuz it rhymes.

Barrelhse April 19, 2012 at 9:19 pm

It's a good thing tomorrow is 4.20.

Man0nTheStreet April 19, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Yes – it's Pat Robertson's favorite holiday – Hitler's Birthday!

Radiotherapy April 19, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Exactly, because you know who else thought Jews were stupid and needed "help?"

trampndirtdown April 20, 2012 at 12:12 am

Most Rabbis?

not that Dewey April 20, 2012 at 12:37 am

Jesus?

DemmeFatale April 20, 2012 at 1:56 am

My daughter's birthday, Hitler's birthday, and Don Mattingly's birthday.
DON MATTINGLY, PEOPLE!!!! Donny Baseball!!

Poor girl. We move from NY to CA, and it's all: "heh-heh, 4/20, what a cool birthday!"

Biff April 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

Better than the west-to-east move, fer shur!

miss_grundy April 19, 2012 at 9:53 pm

What poopie Robertson doesn't understand is that Jesus was born, raised and died a Jew. His followers were Jews, who were the original Jews for Jesus and that Christianity thing didn't happen until about 100 years after Christ's death. And the Pharisees and Saducees thought the Messiah would be a warrior who would come down to earth and kick Roman Empire ass. But what do I know, huh?????

Biff April 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

…today, you are a fish!

Negropolis April 19, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Shorter Pat Robertson: Anti-Semitism is of the devil…now, watch me make an anti-Semetic statement. Now, watch this drive. Also.

When is Republican Jesus going to call his old ass home, already? Bless his stupid, little, depraved heart.

Guppy April 19, 2012 at 10:59 pm

And Netanyahu and the Israeli electorate would rather be in bed with these folks than deal with a little constructive criticism about settlements and such.

A pox on both their houses.

MosesInvests April 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm

The Israeli electorate supports Bibi like the American electorate supported Chimpy. A pox on your house, too?

fuflans April 19, 2012 at 11:13 pm

it must be nice to live with such certainty.

Wile E. Quixote April 19, 2012 at 11:23 pm

I'm superior, you're inferior.
I'm the big attraction, you're the small.
I'm the major one, you're the minor one,
I can beat yer stoopid, that's not all.

Anything Jew can do, I can do dumber.
I can do anything dumber than Jew.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can.

Anything Jew can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than Jew.
Fifty cents.
Forty cents.
Thirty cents.
Twenty cents.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can.

Any hole Jew can dig, I can dig deeper.
I can dig anything deeper than Jews.
Thirty feet.
Forty feet.
Fifty feet.
Sixty feet.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can.

ibwilliamsi April 19, 2012 at 11:42 pm

Years ago I worked with a lady who was a converted Catholic. I'm a used to be Catholic. She wore both a Crucifix necklace and a "fish" pin. I put a "Darwin" decal on my car. She told me that she thought that the "Darwin" decals were just people's way of trying to shove differing personal beliefs down Christian's throats. I asked if she thought it were possible that her multiple Christian symbols might be looked at as her trying to shove her personal beliefs down everyone else' throats. She was genuinely perplexed. To her it just was not the same thing at all.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:13 am

She was right, and you were wrong, and that made all the difference.

OKthennext April 20, 2012 at 12:18 am

And Pat Robertson supports legal weed too, right?

Cosmic, man.

Radiotherapy April 20, 2012 at 1:28 am

also, too, Alzheimer's = sexytime unlimited

OKthennext April 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

Ooooh. My Mom had that. (RIP Mom.)

Maybe I'll get the sexytime too?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 20, 2012 at 1:11 am

You know who else thought that “the poor Jews don’t understand that, it’s too cosmic for most of them to grasp, especially because they don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah.”

Radiotherapy April 20, 2012 at 1:30 am

Needz moar ? Deutschmarks.

littlebigdaddy April 20, 2012 at 1:44 am

I'd have to say that this statement is a singularity of stupidity, so, no.

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 7:41 am

Honestly? No, I really don't.

Chichikovovich April 20, 2012 at 9:38 am

The author of the Gospel of St. Matthew?

ttommyunger April 20, 2012 at 8:14 am

Pat Robertson and Allen West…..Now there's a pair to draw to!

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Add three more wingtards, and … flush!

ttommyunger April 21, 2012 at 7:47 am

Pair of “Jacks”, fer sure!

DahBoner April 20, 2012 at 8:28 am

That stupid Jew called Jesus Christ should stop believing all that stupid Jewish law shit and just believe in Pat Robertson…

Nopantsmcgee April 20, 2012 at 8:51 am

He's so stoned.

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 9:25 pm

If only. Now, all we do is lethal injections and shooting in Utah.

Jus_Wonderin April 20, 2012 at 9:14 am

Was Thursday, Jew Day?

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ April 20, 2012 at 9:29 am

Thank God god doesn't exist.

Chet Kincaid April 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

So why is Satan playing along with the pre-determined narrative when every dipshit like Pat Robertson has already gotten the Spoiler Alert from God? Even a couple Jews like Stan Lee and Jack Kirby know that all this "Ragnarok" claptrap is for the comic books.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 20, 2012 at 11:11 am

This.

That is all.

ibwilliamsi April 21, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Biel-ze-Bubba – That's what we named our dog! He was a tad more intelligent than you, I must say.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 23, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Oh, the things you must say.

barto April 20, 2012 at 11:11 am

Oy…

WonkCynic April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

The problem with the "stupid" jews is that the poor and middle class jews have been taught through years of holocaust propaganda that the elite jews somehow love them more than all of the other poor and middle class cannon fodder that they waste in their shitty wars with their shitty jew banker money. If the facade were to slip away, the middle class and poor jews would realize that they are perhaps only just a notch above the scumbag goyim in the "scheme" of things. Then they'd be just as apt to voice a little angst at their fancy jew banker overlords as well. But in the end nobody dodges the ovens; except the elite banker jews; their fancy silver spoon wine guzzling buddies; and a few select schills who make it happen for them. The kapos all end up with bullets in their heads or nooses around their necks. History gets written by the fancy jew banker victors, and then they start the cycle again. Kind of makes one believe that karma isn't really a bitch afterall.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 23, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Proof once again that there should be an IQ test, before people are given a keyboard and an internet connection.

Wile E. Quixote April 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm

I see what you did there, and it makes me want to touch myself.

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 19, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Well, in all fairness, they DID call him "canary with ONE wing."

Ann_ObeyMe_Money April 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

It's why we're Internet-gay-married, right?

Biff April 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Good to have a wing-person!

Negropolis April 20, 2012 at 9:27 pm

But dressing is totally all right.

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