Good morning! Here is something terrible to start your day! In January, a Vietnamese woman who runs a spa in Falls Church, Virginia, let a man inside for a shoulder massage even though she wasn’t open for business yet. She told him to relax in one of the small rooms.
When she returned to the room, the man grabbed her, pulled her hair and began choking her. “He picked me up, my feet don’t hit the floor,” she said. “He said, ‘If you keep moving, I will cut you bit by bit.’
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”He tore my clothing. He jump on my body,” the woman said. She said he did force her into oral sex. Then he calmly walked out of the place, taking a piece of hard candy, unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth before leaving.
The woman did what any of us would do, of course: she hailed a cab and followed him, calling the police on the way. Four days later, the police charged her with running an unlicensed massage parlor and shut down her business. When she arrived for her trial date last week with a slew of character witnesses, the prosecutor complained he wasn’t ready for a “trial by ambush” and succeeded in continuing the case until June, and the lady has not been able to pay her rent and the spa is no more.
The lady says police have contacted her only once:
She said the police have spoken to her only once since the attack, in a phone call from a detective who said he was on vacation and had nothing to report. She said Falls Church police have not seemed too concerned about the man who tried to rape her, then choked and sexually assaulted her, and is now walking around somewhere.
Meanwhile, police report back to the lady’s attorney that they have had three anonymous complaints against her and found two suggestive CraigsList postings, so they are pretty sure she is probably a total whore.
In other news, walking crime spree and former professional baseball person Lenny Dykstra pleaded no contest yesterday to attacking women he’d solicited off CraigsList to clean his house, at knifepoint. He got 90 days. [WashingtonPost]
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Thanks for the Thursday morning pick-me-up! Off to hang myself now.
I don't know why women complain. They get to hold the scales of justice, according to that statue…
Of course, they're also blindfolded.
And told not to call the police.
Which in retrospect, might be good advice in Falls Church.
*Sighs*. Fuck the world.
Never has an Insane Clown Possee reference been more relevant.
I wish I had been there to show this lady what you can do to a rapist with your teeth, cause buddy you're (ahem) going down with me, just watch.
Not a good plan, sweetcheeks. We had a lady do that on our Silver Comet Trail a few years ago. The act enraged the perp to the point of homicide but did not disable him. She, like the subject of this story, might well be alive today if she had complied. I know it's a tough call, but chewing off a dick apparently isn't as easy as it sounds and even if accomplished (which it wasn't in this case) is not necessarily disabling. A small knife can be carried on a keychain. The tendons on the back of the knee and ankle can easily be reached and cut through with little effort. The effect is immediately disabling since the perp can no longer stand or walk… For your consideration.
I find this to be incredibly useful information and if I ever find myself in such a state, I will heed your advice and hobble the fuck out of said ligament as nastily as I could. But probably, instinctively, I know that if anyone stuck anything of theirs into my mouth against my will, I am going to clamp down, hold, and shake my head like a golden retriever. I have really great control of my gag reflexes (mama don't stay at home for nothing) but you're right, this is not a thing I have ever tried.
Short, serrated edge is best. Inch and a half, no longer, will do fine. Attach it to your keys and you will always be able to have it in hand at all critical times. Keep keys by door so you can get them and open blade when answering door. No one need notice you have a knife, keep blade inside index finger when open. Use key-wad as grip for knife, not knife handle. This should keep you well away from insertion stage, which is the primary goal. You can also use it to cut jugular while perp is on the ground wondering why he can't stand up; at least that would be my suggestion.
Thanks for the tip. (Off to buy a small knife immediately…)
Inch and a half blade, tops. Serrated is best. Must have lanyard hole so it can be fixed to keys. Short blade allows you to hold keys in hand, serving as the grip for the knife, blade open lying inside index finger when at risk (going to and from car, parking lots, driveways, etc.). Close blade (locking blade is best) when inside car or home. Keep keys (with knife attached) by door at home. Put in hand, blade open when answering door. Go limp at first sign of attack and rake across back of knee/ankle or both. Suggest cutting jugular as he concentrates on vainly trying to regain his feet. These knives should cost less than ten bucks apiece, lots less. Buy two or more. If you fly, put it in the tray with your keys, odds are it will pass through without notice. Put second knife in checked baggage. Worst case, they keep it and you attach your spare when you arrive at your destination. Knives with a blade under three inches are not considered a weapon in most jurisdictions.
Haven't been on the silver comet since. That fucking incident taught me how little power I had.
It does not help that she was such a good person. Not that anyone deserves to have their head stomped in, but she was, by all reports, a remarkable young woman.
Herman Cain in Falls Church for a shoulder massage?
Not a congressman or senator? "Man behaves badly towards woman" nothing new here, unfortunately…
It didn't say it wasn't a congressman or senator. So until everyone denies it, we'll just have to assume that it was. And clearly, this whole incident is Obama's fault – it did happen under his watch, after all.
And because it was dysfunctional "sex", we'll just have to assume it was a Republican senator or congressman. Because history.
Nice to know Virginia has implemented Sharia Law. When will they be forcing the victim to marry the rapist I would like to send a card?
Or we get to stone her. Are there cards for stoning?
You could just play "Everybody Must Get Stoned"
Or we could all just stoned.
Virginia is for Lovers of Sexual Assault
Joyous way to start my birthday. Rebecca, did you catch something from Ken?
Happy Birthday? Here's an upfist.
Happy Birthday Weej.
Happy Birthday! Everything is Terrible!
С Днем Рождения!
Let's all meet back here in one hour, for our group suicide.
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
And don't say I never gave you anything.
Ahh, the sound of one hand fapping.
Happy Birthday weej…
But can you prove it? Long form or GTFO!
Happy Birthday! At least you're in Seattle, not Boise!
Happy birthday!
It's my husband's birthday today, too. He says a lot of bad things happen in the news on April 19 (burning of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, the Oklahoma City bombing, the latest pope's election), so you should be used to your birthday being ruined in this way.
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It's your birthday… It's your birthday… War and famine everywhere… People dying in despair… On your birthday… Take a bus or take a train, terrorists will get you all the same… So Happy Birthday! (Many thanks to my mother for her perverted sense of humor, who wrote her own lines to the Mongol birthday song and would sing it every year from around my 6th birthday on.)
She was wearing a hoodie
Not clear why this is on Wonkette to be honest. Sounds more like the Washington Times.
It definitely wouldn't run in the New York Post – she's not a blonde white lady.
It would run in the Post, it would just have a slightly different headline — Gook Tease or something like that.
Oh I'm sorry I thought it was clear: lady says she's raped, GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN HER BUSINESS AND PUTS HER ON TRIAL.
Duh. Good summary of a summary-level story.
See, her problem was in claiming it was rape. If she had prosecuted for theft of services, they would have believed her.
I am not so sure that law enforcement people don't care when a prostitute is raped, I think maybe they know that a jury will never convict in that circumstance. Kobe Bryant got off, just because the girl was already full of come when he raped her.
So, they found birth control pills at her business? Clearly a 'hoor.
"Then he calmly walked out of the place, taking a piece of hard candy, unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth before leaving."
I can't resist those fucking root beer barrels either. I could lose that last stubborn inch off my waist if the receptionist would get rid of that bowl of barrels on the counter….
they have had three anonymous complaints against her
probably got called out for having tiny dicks, and got all butthurt about it.
Was the dude a secret service agent? Or a newly unemployed ex-secret service agent?
Sounds like he was connected, someway, fer sure.
Lenny Dykstra calls that move "sliding into home."
I really miss Lenny Dykstra. He always had such good investment advice when he was on the Fox News Saturday morning financial cartoon shows.
Silly woman, thinking she has rights and the police would arrest her attacker; she doesn't have a penis, she's no real person.
Yeah–if she wanted to be treated like a person, she should have incorporated. Silly dame.
It's nice and sunny outside…that's about the only good thing about this day so far…
Nope…no war on women here. Nothing to see, move along, move along.
Needs moar economic stimulus.
Virginia has many ways to be sure you get raped. Doctors, lawyers, pols…..
According to the article, the Vietnamese community has been a regular target of the local police:
They're coming for your skating rinks next, Falls Church!
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There is some remarkable detail shared in the account. The way authorities are behaving, delaying the proceedings and prolonging her costs w/ an unoperable business on top of the personal trauma — together w/ the related bit about raiding other Vietnamese-operated & patronized establishments, it comes across as heavy bias.
But the woman's customers who went on record for her — and even her own account of recognizing [in a weird delayed-reaction] the attacker from three years ago as having raped an acquaintance then — all comes across as slightly dodgy. Screw that judge for deferring what needs to get resolved with expediency on behalf of what she *has* suffered — I hope the attorney she's retained can at least help her get "registered by the state" in order to stay solvent (indicated by court transcripts a WaPo commenter linked)~
There is a clear message to be learned here: text pics of peen (Weiner/Favre) – BAD!!! Oral rape – meh, why not?
The court transcript is a piece of work. Basically, the judge and the defense attorney gave each other snugglebunnies and told the prosecuting attorney and his client to eat a bag of Sriracha-coated rat dicks.
Sigh. I love Eden Center and it's Little Vietnam vibe. The Falls Gulch Posse was out a few months ago in force at Eden busting the Dragon Gang and its terrorist video poker games, which sadly did not exist. Busted a gob of people and convicted none. Glad to see they are keeping the bar low.
“And we still have the attempted rapist at large,” Nguyen said, “and everybody is terrorized. I don’t understand why they don’t investigate that.”
Dude….duh. White man? 'Nuff said.
Hard to get happy after this one.
The best thing people can do about horrible things like this is to spread the word. Cockroaches like these Falls Church motherfuckers hate for their bigotry to see the light of day.
Someone is putting those CPAC dating lessons to use.
There is a chance that this guy (not Dykstra pictured above) raped the owner of the spa and is guilty of that crime. And, there is a chance that the opposite is true.
Right?
Instead of guessing I'd rather make bad jokes about Dykstra, and await the next blog post.
Well, we'd know the answer if the prosecutor had done his job and prepared for trial, wouldn't we?
refighting the vietnam war one spa at a time.
Sounds like he was just giving her a trans-oral ultrasound. This is McDonnell country, after all.
If this ain't a War on Women, I don't know what the fuck is.
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CocaineSteroids is a hell of a drug."this puts me in mind of gang of four:
He needs the gook girl
While she spills his seed
She says "If I weren't doing you I'd be V.C."
F.M.U.S.A.
F.M.U.S.A.
Pump it up, but first you pay
F.M.U.S.A.
I dream too, Yankee
F.M.U.S.A.
I'm down on my knees, I'm saying
She's supposed to choke your bitch, not the other way around , you rapist fuck.
When people ask why I'd never consider living in NoVa, I'll add this to list of reasons why (along with "I have a soul" and "you can carry guns into restaurants").
It's a good thing it was oral, otherwise the commonwealth would have acted to save the wonderful gift Catholic Jesus bestowed on her.
virginia is for rapists
The Dykstra rule: steal a car gets you three years in prison; terrorize a women by holding a knife to her throat means 90 days. Kidnapping and murder would be automatic probation.
If he was wearing a hoodie the police would have caught him by now. Also the victim is not Natalie Holloway.
…running an unlicensed massage parlor and shut down her business.
I guess someone loves them some government regulations.
With lawyer fees, it cost her extra for the unhappy ending.
Massage parlors are people my friend.
Can you say demographics? Payback is going to be a bitch in a few generations when the browns have not only the majority population but are majority officeholders. This is what makes whitey's blood run cold-and there isn't a fucking thing he can do about it.
Is this why they want to completely erase slavery and the native American massacres from history books? I thought they did that so their kids wouldn't be burdened with so much homework.
It is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, hidden in a puzzle.
Her big mistake was calling the police. Everyone knows better these days than to get the police involved.
Virginia clearly believes in smaller government . . . for rapists.
I'm going to get some latex and put together a superhero suit and start extracting justice for this kind of shit. (Logging into iTunes to find some dramatic music to play while I'm running and my cape is flying in the breeze I create.)
A wounded perp is still a perp, he will heal. If convicted, he will probably be released some day. Rape rates high in recidivism. A rapist with a slashed jugular is no longer a threat to anyone.
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