AN ARM AND A LEG  11:15 am April 18, 2012

Apparently Sometimes There Are ‘Officially Sanctioned Purposes’ For Posing With Corpses

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Show some legThe LA Times has published a selection of photos of troops from the 82nd Airborne Division posing with limbs from Afghan bombers. But what is this weird part of the story?

“It is a violation of Army standards to pose with corpses for photographs outside of officially sanctioned purposes,” said George Wright, an Army spokesman. “Such actions fall short of what we expect of our uniformed service members in deployed areas.”

So what would be an “officially sanctioned” purpose? Osama pix or GTFO?

Two soldiers posed holding a dead man’s hand with the middle finger raised. A soldier leaned over the bearded corpse while clutching the man’s hand. Someone placed an unofficial platoon patch reading “Zombie Hunter” next to other remains and took a picture.

The Army launched a criminal investigation after the Los Angeles Times showed officials copies of the photos, which recently were given to the paper by a soldier from the division.

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U.S. military officials asked The Times not to publish any of the pictures.

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Times Editor Davan Maharaj said, “After careful consideration, we decided that publishing a small but representative selection of the photos would fulfill our obligation to readers to report vigorously and impartially on all aspects of the American mission in Afghanistan, including the allegation that the images reflect a breakdown in unit discipline that was endangering U.S. troops.”

Somewhere Lynndie England is smoking a cigarette and wistfully humming “For the Good Times.” [LATimes]

 

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{ 72 comments }

Barb April 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

Oh sure, but when Newt poses with a corpse it's just for us to get to know Callista better.

Come here a minute April 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

Sanctioned purpose: "What I did on my summer vacation" photo-essays.

CheneysOldHeart April 18, 2012 at 11:17 am

I approved these photos!

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

Your just a figment of my imaginatio. Go away!

CheneysOldHeart April 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

No, I'm alive!

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

You were burned with fire after the stake. Who you kiddin'?

Lascauxcaveman April 18, 2012 at 11:33 am

Your just kidding yourself. You never were.

CheneysOldHeart April 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

You guys better stop talking like that or I will have no choice but to invite you to go hunting.

Gratuitous World April 18, 2012 at 11:18 am

Ah yes, the Prop Comic exception.
it's never 'too soon.'

edgydrifter April 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Kill them, boys! Kill them all!! But, you know, be tasteful about it.

Lascauxcaveman April 18, 2012 at 11:35 am

Really WTF does it matter? Old Achmet up there in heaven with his 72 virgins is laughing at those dumb soldiers playing with his dismember limbs.

He don't care.

nounverb911 April 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Shouldn't the “Zombie Hunters” be out looking for Breitbart's ghost?

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:34 am

It's not like he's hard to find

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

Say, isn't that Ted Nugent on the ground there?

mavenmaven April 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Looks more like Eddie (ok, for the youngsters, its an iron maiden joke)

Spurning Beer April 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

"Don't Tell Mom the Suicide Bomber's Dead"

FlownOver April 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

Those Seal hotshots only found Bin Laden. We got freakin' Jimmy Hoffa! Sanction this, Pentagoons!

kissawookiee April 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

I was going to fap to these until I realized Ted Nugent was probably doing the same thing, then I just felt dirty.

Wile E. Quixote April 18, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Don't think of it as "fapping", think of it as "disciplining your unit."

Crank_Tango April 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

Well I for one am glad these psychopaths will some day be back in the states, prolly working as cops.

Maybe if the afghani cops had the same look of glee it would be a bit better…

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

Or worse, volunteer neighborhood watch.

EtchySketchy April 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

Armless photos are officially sanctioned, all others are without a leg to stand on.

*boom-tish*

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Some of these guys will be stumping for the candidates this fall…

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

There what you do, I see.

bagofmice April 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

At least you were replied to, instead of being blow off.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

Come, Watson, the game is afoot!

(EDIT: Or maybe, "A Farewell to Arms")

Generation[redacted] April 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

Give 'em a hand, folks!

elviouslyqueer April 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

“Such actions fall short of what we expect of our uniformed service members in deployed areas.”

Bad soldier! No cookie for you! *slaps wrist with alacrity*

Steverino247 April 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

Not to spoil the fun here, but there are valid forensic purposes for photographing remains. You can get useful information about the type and amount of explosives, etc.

That said, it's still pretty fucking stupid to be photographed like these guys are. And yes, if the wogs pose, that's ok and it's not fair that we can't misbehave like the wogs do, etc., etc.

Remember children, the mission is to kill these guys so you and your buddies can go home in one piece, not to see how many dead bodies you can piss on or be photographed with.

(And where the hell is the leadership over there, anyway?)

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2012 at 11:27 am

What leadership? The leaders are the ones posing.

Steverino247 April 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Exactly my point. What leadership? If I was in charge of those clowns they would still be doing push ups and the camera would be in very small pieces. It has to be blazingly clear by now that such photographs don't help the cause any, so anyone taking them or being in them is likely facing some serious consequences.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 11:35 am

I don't see any method at all, sir.

Generation[redacted] April 18, 2012 at 11:56 am

It's the "pose with corpses" part that confuses me.

WiscDad April 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

Coming soon to a park near you

Swampgas_Man April 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

Coming soon to your neighborhood watch.

Designer_Rants April 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

You're supposed to encase your murderers in lucite before taking fun photos with them, like the Russians.

CogitoErgoBibo April 18, 2012 at 11:37 am

I prefer carbonite, a la Han Solo. Can lead to bikini-clad Leia sightings.

AtlanticCapers April 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

Unlike the animals posing for the photos, the suicide bombers have enough good sense to kill themselves.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

Tomorrow's hottest trend: Afghani baby skull jewelry.

So chic.

DetectiveGrey April 18, 2012 at 11:27 am

Come on, people, they're obviously just auditioning for the 82nd Airborne's upcoming stage production of Weekend at Bernie's.

DaRooster April 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

I gotta pee…

(sorry)

dijetlo April 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

Well, on the bright side, at least they weren't drinking vodka out of the dead guys ass…..

Wile E. Quixote April 18, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Hey! These are soldiers in the 82nd Airborne, not James O'Keefe at the Breitbart wake.

Texan_Bulldog April 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Oh good. This will make all the browns in the region want to bake us cakes and bring us flowers because you know how they love having their dead desecrated.

niblick77 April 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Carrot Top would kill with material like that…………

actor212 April 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

I don't think he'd have to, frankly. They look dead already

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2012 at 11:33 am

It's good to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

DemmeFatale April 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

Yeah.
My first thought was, meh.
Haven't soldiers always done this kind of thing?

coolhandnuke April 18, 2012 at 11:33 am

How about more photos of soldiers posing with unsuccessful suicide bombers…or do they exist?

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 11:38 am

Jeff Dunham in on line 2.

coolhandnuke April 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

And Marcel Marceau on line 3.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

Sort of like the Kamikaze Pilots' Reunion?

(Actually, there were a lot who trained but never went on missions, or turned back with engine trouble, or otherwise didn't succeed…I'm going to have to scare up this PBS documantary sometime…EDIT: and damn, it's not on video!)

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 11:34 am

That dead Talib really tied the room together, man.

Mumbletypeg April 18, 2012 at 11:36 am

This would be easier to masturbate to if my limbic system hadn't gone into complete dysfunction just now.

meatlofer April 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

I need to see a "before picture" to really appreciate this.

Arken April 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

It's times like this that I mourn the loss of Herman Cain, Rick Santorum and Michele Bachmann from the campaign trail because you know all three of them would have been stepping all over each other in praise of these photos and the people who are in them.

Exhausted66 April 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Meet Your Meat, indeed.

DahBoner April 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Officially Sanctioned: Indiana girls on Indiana nights, re: Oh my my, hell yes, put on that party dress…

Blueb4sunrise April 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

C'mon people, it's not what the soldiers did, it's all about what The Times did.

Davan Maharaj ? Get out the plastic sheeting 'cause chances of a shitstorm of crazy: very likely.

bagofmice April 18, 2012 at 11:52 am

Does anyone else race to read a post before 50 comments are in and we hit the collapse threshold?

el_donaldo April 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm

No. (yes.)

Grief_Lessons April 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

Remember when Achilles dragged Hector's corpse behind his chariot and then left it out in the sun for a few days? If every Achaean and Trojan had a cell phone we'd have the same kind of pictures.

Some things change, most things stay the same.

swordfis April 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Yes, but back then the gods made Hector smell nice.

thefrontpage April 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

NUGENT RECORDS
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: APRIL 18, 2012

Hicktown, USA—Nugent Records, the company that releases so-called albums by certified madman Ted Nugent, is pleased to announce that Ted Nugent's new album, "God, Guns and Abortion," is scheduled to be released nationwide on Tuesday, April 24. "God, Guns and Abortion" is being released by Nugent Records, and is co-produced by the National Rifle Association, the Republican Party, Victoria Jackson Productions, Patricia Heaton Entertainment, The Rush Limbaugh Radio Network and The Family Planning Council.

Here are the 12 songs on the new album: "God, Guns and Abortion," "God Bless Rednecks," "I Am A Moron," "I'm In Love With Victoria Jackson," "Crossbow Cupid," "Wang Dang Psycho Man," "Death By Stupidity," "I Am An Idiot," "Journey to the Center of an Insane Mind," "Rock Stars Who Lost Their Minds," "Conservative Scratch Fever," and "Psycho Madness."

el_donaldo April 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

The official sanctioned photo would be the piss take?

sullivanst April 18, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Bits or GTFO.

ttommyunger April 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Jeebus Christ on a Cracker! We spend Billions training you up to be killers and maimers and then you go act like killers and maimers! WTF!

lochnessmonster April 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I don't understand ….

Data Exactly April 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm

An officially sanctioned army photograph would probably be a photoshopped picture of George W. Bush with underpants on his head or the Admiral with a photoshopped Koch Brother face on him or something of that nature. I don't really know and only read this article despite that gruesome picture because Rebecca Shoenkopf wrote it and not some new do-hickey I can't really trust…

banana_bread April 18, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Ah holy crap, warn a girl before you post dismemberment photos! That totally killed my ladyboner.

imissopus April 19, 2012 at 1:20 am

I once caught a fish this big…

Negropolis April 19, 2012 at 1:50 am

I'm confused. Why is the purpose of the Times posting two-year-old pictures that they've apparently been sitting on for months?

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