Newt Gingrich Makes World’s Actual Most Pathetic Campaign Ad
Leading small-animal snuff film auteur Herman Cain has taken a brief respite from murdering rabbits to bring us this late-breaking newsflash that Newt Gingrich is now too awful to keep company with people who murder rabbits: "I even endorsed Newt Gingrich at one point because I thought that he had a shot. Well, not now. He doesn’t have a shot,” said Cain. What changed his mind? Well for one thing, Herman is now a serious filmmaker, and sweet loving Jesus has anyone seen Newt's latest campaign video? The top photo is a salacious hint. Watch the dramedy unfold, after the jump!
Here it is, folks, video of the critically endangered five last remaining Newt Gingrich supporters as they wage vicious battle on reality and lighting in equal measure:
Congratulations, Newt Gingrich, you have finally innovated a campaign ad so cheap that even the most determined parodist would have no choice but to improve upon its production value. [YouTube]
You don't make a campaign ad with the supporters you wish you had, you make it with the supporters you have. In this case, all six of them.
(Unless you're Mint Mormoney, and can affort to hire a cast of thousands of normal-looking humans.)
Needs somebody sitting on the toilet, for authenticity.